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RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Make Your Boyfriend Love You Forever by JadeWilliam(f): 2:23pm On Dec 07, 2013
Y ar African men damn stingy&afraid of spending money on chicks? shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Make Your Boyfriend Love You Forever by JadeWilliam(f): 2:15pm On Dec 07, 2013
gratieao: 1. Forget about money
2. Dont even think about money
3. Leave money alone
4. Dont ask him for money
5. I said forget about money even if he tempt you with money reject it
Ladies i dont know whether you are getting me..?
This advise is 4workin class ladies or babes who's parents ar rich or somother category of girls who mak money som other way.

U can't c an unemployed graduate or a babe who's peeps ar just managing&giv her dis kind of advice.Sh'l just swear 4u.

Even village girls want 2wear brazilian hair&use Z10 bb courtesy boyfriend.
I'm just saying.Men b realistic.If u want ur babe 2b hardcore faithful;help her out wit her needs afta al u guys demand 4somthng in return.
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Make Your Boyfriend Love You Forever by JadeWilliam(f): 2:08pm On Dec 07, 2013
Others ar talkin abt husbnd;dis one is talkin abt boyfrnd
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by JadeWilliam(f): 6:56pm On Dec 06, 2013
zainyrazzy: Helo mothers my baby is 10wks and he poops almost 4tyms everyday is dis normal and he is exclusive breastfeed no water just breast milk he is pooping normal or not
Wow! 4xs a day? If its not watery,I think its ok.Was it lik dat frm birth or is it a recent development?A frnd of myn,her baby used 2poo immediately afta feedin frm birth but sh outgrew it.
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by JadeWilliam(f): 6:54pm On Dec 06, 2013
veronix: Hi mommas in the house. How are our L O doing? Please i need your help. My baby will be six months by january and i contemplating on which baby food to start up 4 him. So i'd need advice and suggestions.
Y don't u start wit home made pap probably prepared wit millet&guinea corn then try givin him okro or draw soup wit semo&c if he'l tolerate it.I prefer 2giv home made foods b4 jumpin 2tin foods.
If u'r d tin food type,tyr frisocream-rice or wheat based.There's also cerelac for 6mths old
HealthRe: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by JadeWilliam(f): 6:43pm On Dec 06, 2013
LMAO!! @K4Kenny darl,I'm stil here o.Has bn crazy busy.where's@Ifyworld&@Hummingbird! How fairing wit d pregnancy?
HealthRe: Why The Fear Of Caesarean Section By Nigerian Women? by JadeWilliam(f): 6:30pm On Dec 06, 2013
byvan: What of the after pains of CS?The belly takes more time to go down after a Cs which I hate, i won't go for Cs even if it's free,not when I have the choice of safe vaginal delivery. I also don't trust our health care system.
Tru talk but mind u,wit normal delivery too,d tommy takes tym 2go dwn.
If its d last resort&wil save d mother&baby's life;its a very good option if d surgeon has a good success record.
HealthRe: Why The Fear Of Caesarean Section By Nigerian Women? by JadeWilliam(f): 6:23pm On Dec 06, 2013
because som women believe dat if u deliver thru Cs,then u did not deliver lik a hebrew woman
CelebritiesRe: HOT Or Not:how Will You Rate This Picture? by JadeWilliam(f): 5:59pm On Dec 06, 2013
Airforce1: Lubbish

She's even dark skinned..
Can't she bleach?
grin grin grin grin grin grin
U wan kill me wit laugh
CelebritiesRe: Gobe, Caro, Ghost Mode, Ukwu Others Banned By National Broadcasting Commission by JadeWilliam(f): 5:53pm On Dec 06, 2013
That Ukwu videos by Timaya is somthng else.Dat lady's a*s was massive&d video-so out of line&d way d yeye camerra man was followin dat a*s;left me wonderin if he wanted 2climb d lady there&then.Msh
CelebritiesRe: Gobe, Caro, Ghost Mode, Ukwu Others Banned By National Broadcasting Commission by JadeWilliam(f): 5:43pm On Dec 06, 2013
It started wit flavour.His obscene lyrics lik Ashawo,Ukwu,Oyi&rest mak him a star so other artists started copying his styles 2sing nonsense.

The n*dity in musical videos nowadays is so outrageous.We're copyin Americans so much dat we'v forgotten dat our society doesn't embrace such.U knw Nigerians can ova do thngs.
CelebritiesRe: Gobe, Caro, Ghost Mode, Ukwu Others Banned By National Broadcasting Commission by JadeWilliam(f): 5:23pm On Dec 06, 2013
Whateva.
Wil bannin those songs mak a difference? And they forgot there's internet where ppl wil stil go&dwnload those songs.

They said we shldn't b making anti govt statements so I rest my case.
TV/MoviesRe: The Dumbest&most Annoying Foreign Movies/series U've Seen by JadeWilliam(op): 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2013
Sal C: Thought i was alone on this. The directors and producers need to be lashed for an awful job.
That Secret circle annoyed me no b smal&i happened 2buy both d season 1&2 at d same tym.Cudn't even finish. Season 1.Its a series 4children lik these secondary sch hildren dat don't knw sh*t abt good movies.
TV/MoviesRe: Join The Next Generation Of Film Makers. (new Wave Pioneers) by JadeWilliam(f): 4:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
VillageBoi: Not to be the one on a downer BUT if you want to do something just do it... it's almost impossible that you will ever get anything out of a thread like this simply because we Nigerians are generally full of talk... we seem to not be able to actually 'walk the walk'. This thread is SIX years old... did these people get together and do anything?
Your best bet is to find people & friends in your locality and start doing 'things' for fun and grow from there... this is the same as a zillion other such threads here.
I'm not saying it can't happen BUT we're more into talk-talk and not 'collective action'.
Kai! U ar a kill joy.D reason we don't move forward in Nigeria Is because we always detect al d thngs dat'l go wrong if we try somthng new or approached a problm a different way;therefore we stick 2our comfort zone.Whch is wot I figured is goin wrong in Nollywood.Non of them has trried 2improve on their skills.Probably go abroad&study abt movie makin or somthng.

Clarence Peters is selling so well at d music industry because he brought 2d industry wot Nigerians hav bn yearnin 4:good musical videos;good effect$;somthng different;somthng unique;dat's y we're goin places at d music awards abroad.
TV/MoviesRe: Join The Next Generation Of Film Makers. (new Wave Pioneers) by JadeWilliam(f): 4:18pm On Dec 06, 2013
I'm so in.I'l lov 2b an editor or somthng where I go thru scripts&mak sure they mak enuf sense.Its my field of work.Email- adorablejade4u@yahoo.com
TV/MoviesRe: Lekki Wives: Most Popular Talked About Show In Nigeria by JadeWilliam(f): 2:44pm On Dec 06, 2013
I saw d poster of dat series.I thought it was a reality show cos Frank Edoho's ex wife Catherine is in so I didn't bother buying it but I'l surely go 4it 2c what d hype is al abt.
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood At 20; What Advice Do You Have For Nollywood Film makers? by JadeWilliam(op): 2:18pm On Dec 06, 2013
C these telemundo movies&Philipino movies;they portray positive thngs abt their country.Even if its not in existence in their country,because we're not there,we'l believe dats how it is ova there.That's wot Naija script writters&producers shld learn.

Thru our movies,we can tel dem how better they can mak thngs 2b.Dat's d whole idea of movies.Even if our police isn't doin anythng,we cud show them how 2improve,thru movies;how 2catch kidnappers,law breakers,how 2mak d elections 2b peaceful&fair&so on
TV/MoviesRe: Nollywood At 20; What Advice Do You Have For Nollywood Film makers? by JadeWilliam(op): 2:15pm On Dec 06, 2013
My own is dat they shld portray Nigeria better than they ar doin right now.

If u watch bollywood films,u'l enjoy their rich culture.In Nigerian movies,u'l c al d negativ thngs in d world.Nollywood Yoruba is alarming.D rate at whch they portray juju&killings&al these fetish nonsense.It even makes ppl scared of travellin 2their village.

Wen ppl read nonsense abt Nigeria,our movies shld b able 2dispel al dat.Kidnappin,assasination,weak legal System&so on.
HealthRe: Talk About Labour; cs & delivery Experience by JadeWilliam(f): 1:17pm On Dec 06, 2013
My labour started one eventful Sunday night around 11pm.That aftanun,I pounded yam&did a lot of housewk so I don't knw if its d stress dat triggered off labour cos my date was stil 1wk away.I was 39wks then.

I didn't tak d pain seriously so I kept enduring til around 3am then d contraction bcam 2painful.We got 2d hospital&they check&they said I was 6cm dialated.

That Vag-examination is another thng al 2geda.So painful lik sey 2moro no dey.They set up drip 4me,I changed in2 d labour gown.At abt 6am,they broke my water&d pain bcam so unbearable dat I started beggin 4CS.Jeeeez

Lo&behold,I felt lik I wud poo-poo&they said its d head of d baby puttin pressure on my rectum.They put catheter&drained d urine frm my bladder.Next,they checked me again&told me dat I was ready 2deliver my baby dat once d contraction coms again dat I shld push.

With d nxt contraction,I pushed&they said wasn't pushin enuf.Kai,I said no way. I said Inshort i no fit do again.Anyway,I tried my best&ended up pushin out 2.8kg baby.Kai!! E no easy o
HealthRe: Talk About Labour; cs & delivery Experience by JadeWilliam(f): 12:55pm On Dec 06, 2013
Labour experience is somthng else.
Pregnancy sef is easier!
Nothing can describe d pain a woman undergoes in labour.
These men shld start killing cow 4us afta going thru pregnancy&labour cos its damn tortious.

But at d end of dat unpleasant experience,wen u hear d crry of ur baby,looking at dat lovly little creature takes away d sorrow&pain.
EducationRe: Truck Rams Into Classroom, Kills 7 Children In Aba by JadeWilliam(f): 12:30am On Dec 06, 2013
I weep with d parents of those kids who died
Foreign AffairsRe: Describe Nelson Mandela In One Word? by JadeWilliam(f):
alpha conde: Personally I marvel the way nigerians behave, for heaven sake this man was a south african and 95years. Many souls have died today in nigeria, just this week we are burying a REP member and Prof Iyayi, no memorial pages were opened.
Now madibba has died everyone is gonna identify with him like he gave them scholarship while he was alive.
Brethren take this time to think about your own lives and your country., while clapping for someone make sure the sound you are making isn't making someone laugh at u.
A. Did any one stop u frm opening a memorial thread 4dem
B. Did any of those ppl u mentioned spend 27yrs in prison 4this country?
C. Are any of those ppl u mentioned knw internationally or al around d world 4anythng heroistic?
D. U don't hav 2shove ur opinion dwn our throats pls. If ppl want 2mourn Mandela,allow them

Just so u knw; Wen Nnamdi Azikiwe;Chinua Achebe&Ojukwu died,other countries mourned wit us too.
RomanceRe: How Can U Spice Up Ur S*x Life Afta Been Married For A Long Time by JadeWilliam(op): 12:41pm On Dec 02, 2013
Les: I'm a man,,sister.
grin grin grin Thought ur name was Lesly since I didn't c a gender sign
FamilyRe: Things Ur Parents Did To U As A Child That Pained U D Most by JadeWilliam(op): 12:22pm On Dec 02, 2013
buklan4real@yah:
Funniny a enough, he never scold or treat my junior broda like dat...
I knw how it feels wen parents treat d other kids differently.

My sister got bigger food,meat&fish than me cos sh's d one dat helped out in d kitchen&housework d most while me,I was always buzy wit my novels cos where I used 2hire novels,u hav 2return it afta a certain number of day (dat's not an excuse though)

But weneva I wanted 2help out,my sister wil tel me not 2bother.I didn't knw dat was d reason sh was doin it;2get praises&bigger portion until my mum voiced out dat I was lazy&dat I disappoint her as a daughter&dats y my sister's dresses&shoes is always prettier than mine&dats y sh got bigger food.

I then buckled up anyway.I finally bcam their favourite
FamilyRe: Things Ur Parents Did To U As A Child That Pained U D Most by JadeWilliam(op): 11:37am On Dec 02, 2013
kendraloops: 3. Popcy always busy, never had time to play with us.
Walai! I no miss dis one abeg.If u play scrabble wit my dad,na knock go dey follow any wrong spelling.U'l go endure tire&if he sees tears 4ur eye,he'l ask,na dis small knock dey make u cry?Wot if I had carried cane?How can an old man lik me knw spellings morethan a student lik u wit al d money I'm payin in dat ur expensiv sch.Chei! D man ova serious die.&If he calls u 4Scrabble,u must come.No b by choice.Dictionary bcam our bestie menhhh.D only game we enjoyed playin wit him was WHOT & LUDO
FamilyRe: Things Ur Parents Did To U As A Child That Pained U D Most by JadeWilliam(op): 11:25am On Dec 02, 2013
Afam4eva: My father forced us to take siestas. I grew up hating that word. Why should people be forced to sleep in the afternoon. That's wicked grin
Its not wickedness.My mum said it makes children grow tall&add weight.Mayb dat's y we're al tall.I don't knw how true dat was but wen u rest ur head afta al d play-play&studyin,It makes u accimilate better.we all kept good grades in sch too.If not 4work,I wud love 2b taking siester.
FamilyRe: Things Ur Parents Did To U As A Child That Pained U D Most by JadeWilliam(op): 11:22am On Dec 02, 2013
midnitestar: There were a lot of things but one I won't forget was my mum always giving me cabin biscuits inside paper to go to school and eat as lunch. Honestly, God, Jesus and even satan, all knew that I hated dat cabin biscuit with a passion. But, yet mum...I love u lots.
grin grin grin grin Laff wan choke me. God,Jesus&Satan indeed.
FamilyRe: Things Ur Parents Did To U As A Child That Pained U D Most by JadeWilliam(op): 11:18am On Dec 02, 2013
Bolushalom: my dad used to send me the most annoying errands ever, he'd call me from my room put on the fan in his room when he's sitting right next to it.
Oh my gush! Dat's so my dad.He'l cal u wit d intercom (my room was dwnstairs&theirs up) 2com&bring water frm d fridge whch is right in his room or bring d tv remote whch is right on d table in front of him or change d channel of d tv or 2switch on d radio.Geeez
TV/MoviesRe: The Dumbest&most Annoying Foreign Movies/series U've Seen by JadeWilliam(op): 10:48am On Dec 02, 2013
waslek: I hate game of throne it didn't make any sense 2me
Really? Oh my gush.GOT is a vry nice series.Just b patient.U'l get 2lov it.I had 2rewatch d season 1 lik 3xs 2master d names&faces of those ppl in dat movie then frm season 2,I followed well then season 3 was vry nice too.I love the Imp;Tyrion Lannister(their dad)&Arya Stark
Waitin patient 4season 4.
TV/MoviesRe: The Dumbest&most Annoying Foreign Movies/series U've Seen by JadeWilliam(op): 10:32am On Dec 02, 2013
I thought in Homeland season 3,they'l fish out d mole frm CIA.Who moved d car? In a memorial 4such a high class citizen (the Vice president),d security wud hav bn so tight so its only an insider dat cud hav moved d car.
With al these new characters&stuff.I don't even knw wot dat new CIA ball-headed man's role is.

In 24;Jack Bauer wud hav extracted d CCTV 2c who moved d car.Wen&how d events happened.Where were d security guards wen d car was moved.
I don't knw wot they're doing in dat show
TV/MoviesRe: The Dumbest&most Annoying Foreign Movies/series U've Seen by JadeWilliam(op): 10:29am On Dec 02, 2013
Am I d only one dat thinks Homeland season 3 is bullsh*t? D rating shld b dwn by now cos d writers ar confused.If it was HBO,they'l hav cancelled d show afta season 2 cos they just don't knw wot 2act anymore.But showtime is fond of televisin crappy shows.Look at Dexter.
RomanceRe: Do U Allow Ur Patner 2go Thru Ur Phone&fb Mssgs;emails Or Tweeter? by JadeWilliam(op): 10:22am On Dec 02, 2013
alutacontinua: But i'll take permission before I check other people's own, though!
Even 'HIS' own!
Wise talk

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