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Okafor's Law Of Congodynamics. Posted by : LordHman's Blog Friday, 20 January 2012 Have you ever wondered why Girls especially will always accept to be ''Apakolyzed by there 'EX'?? Have you ever wondered why married men and women still cannot resist that one guy they dated far back in the uni?? Ladies and GentleBabes, i bring you... Okafor's Law of Congodynamics C 1 P = C ∞ Therefore! It states that once a Congo has been shined once (C 1 ) , it can always be shined (C ∞ ) provided it was shined properly ( P) the previous times.(emphasis on properly). In other words, "....a woman once knacked, can be reknacked..." Just like we say "water finds its level" Which is not exactly how Achimedes narrated his contemplation, of all things floatation. In scientific circles, opinion is divided as to whether it is actually a law or just a hypothesis. There is a large body of evidence to suggest that it is a law but there are others who think it is merely a hypothesis and does not take into account other variables such as M (marital status), O(opportunity) and F (Financial status) of either one or both of the parties. In lay-mans term what the above jargons simply mean is dat. A hole once drilled, drilled properly even when closed up can always be found and can be drilled forever' if u have been involved with a girl for a period of time and did a good job in and out of the bedroom (mostly in..), the belief is that u can always go to the girl at any given time and sleep with her again no matter what situation arises (breakups, different lover, etc..) Now, who believes this to be true? |
Power Of Prayer[/b][b][/b][b][color=#006600][/color][i][/i][b][/b] Power Of Prayer - How powerful is it? The power of prayer should not be underestimated. James 5:16-18 declares, "…The prayer of a righteous man is powerful and effective. Elijah was a man just like us. He prayed earnestly that it would not rain, and it did not rain on the land for three and a half years. Again he prayed, and the heavens gave rain, and the earth produced its crops." God most definitely listens to prayers, answers prayers, and moves in response to prayers. Jesus taught, "…I tell you the truth, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you" (Matthew 17:20). 2 Corinthians 10:4-5 tells us, "The weapons we fight with are not the weapons of the world. On the contrary, they have divine power to demolish strongholds. We demolish arguments and every pretension that sets itself up against the knowledge of God, and we take captive every thought to make it obedient to Christ." The Bible urges us, "And pray in the Spirit on all occasions with all kinds of prayers and requests. With this in mind, be alert and always keep on praying for all the saints" (Ephesians 6:18). Power Of Prayer - How do I tap into it? The power of prayer is not the result of the person praying. Rather, the power resides in the God who is being prayed to. 1 John 5:14-15 tells us, "This is the confidence we have in approaching God: that if we ask anything according to his will, he hears us. And if we know that he hears us - whatever we ask - we know that we have what we asked of him." No matter the person praying, the passion behind the prayer, or the purpose of the prayer - God answers prayers that are in agreement with His will. His answers are not always yes, but are always in our best interest. When our desires line up with His will, we will come to understand that in time. When we pray passionately and purposefully, according to God's will, God responds powerfully! We cannot access powerful prayer by using "magic formulas." Our prayers being answered is not based on the eloquence of our prayers. We don't have to use certain words or phrases to get God to answer our prayers. In fact, Jesus rebukes those who pray using repetitions, "And when you pray, do not keep on babbling like pagans, for they think they will be heard because of their many words. Do not be like them, for your Father knows what you need before you ask him" (Matthew 6:7- . Prayer is communicating with God. All you have to do is ask God for His help. Psalm 107:28-30 reminds us, "Then they cried out to the LORD in their trouble, and he brought them out of their distress. He stilled the storm to a whisper; the waves of the sea were hushed. They were glad when it grew calm, and he guided them to their desired haven." There is power in prayer!Power Of Prayer - For what kind of things should I pray? God's help through the power of prayer is available for all kinds of requests and issues. Philippians 4:6-7 tells us, "Do not be anxious about anything, but in everything, by prayer and petition, with thanksgiving, present your requests to God. And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus." If you need an example of a prayer, read Matthew 6:9-13. These verses are known as the Lord's prayer. The Lord's prayer is not a prayer we are supposed to memorize and simply recite to God. It is only an example of how to pray and the things that should go into a prayer - worship, trust in God, requests, confession, protection, etc. Pray for these kinds of things, but speak to God using your own words. The Word of God is full of accounts describing the power of prayer in various situations. The power of prayer has overcome enemies (Psalm 6:9-10), conquered death (2 Kings 4:3-36), brought healing (James 5:14-15), and defeated demons (Mark 9:29). God, through prayer, opens eyes, changes hearts, heals wounds, and grants wisdom (James 1:5). The power of prayer should never be underestimated because it draws on the glory and might of the infinitely powerful God of the universe! Daniel 4:35 proclaims, "All the peoples of the earth are regarded as nothing. He does as he pleases with the powers of heaven and the peoples of the earth. No one can hold back his hand or say to him: 'What have you done?'" |
Professor Abdallah Uba Adamu is the vice chancellor of the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN). In this interview with Daily Trust on Sunday, he rolled out the university’s plans for 2017 and why its Law graduates should be recognised by the Council for Legal Education. He also explained why the institution would employ 50 PhD holders, saying their graduates are eligible for the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) programme. Why NOUN can’t send graduates to Law School, NYSC – Prof. Adamu Professor Abdallah Uba Adamu Heads of government agencies have started rolling out their plans for 2017. What should Nigerians expect from the National Open University of Nigeria (NOUN) this year? First of all, we are going to launch our new integrated website this month. We are also hoping to streamline our 78 study centres across the country. All of them have one problem or another. Some of them are physical while others have to do with human capacity. We are coming up with a very strong integrated approach in order to ensure that we provide services to our clients much more effectively. So, our hope for this year is that our study centres would be more empowered and strengthened in order to operate at their full capacities. We also hope to employ at least 50 academic staff, professors, doctors, senior lecturers and lecturer I; all of them with PhDs. We no longer employ any academic staff who does not have a PhD. The reason is that NOUN is not a conventional university with classrooms where you can employ a graduate to teach as an assistant lecturer. We communicate with students through a distance learning method. We have to write the study materials, and this requires expertise and somebody who is good in research, investigation and worthy in writing reports. Currently, we have about 83 of our staff members who are outside the country or outside the campus studying for PhD in various fields, and this is massively drawing on our resources. So instead of spending so much money in training staff, we will rather employ readymade PhD holders so that we can create a stronger structure. We are also hoping to introduce more attractive courses. It doesn’t make sense to come up with programmes that look wonderful on paper but not many people will subscribe for it. The NOUN is in disagreement with its internet service providers, which led to the shutdown of its portal. What actually happened? When I took over, I discovered that our services were rendered by two outside companies. These companies managed all our data resources, handled the admission, examinations and posting. To me, it doesn’t make sense to allocate massive resources to an outside agency or company when you have competent hands within the system. We have a Department of Computer Science headed by a PhD holder in that field. We also have people in that department who are excellent when it comes to web design and so on. We even sent some of our staff for training in web design and internet technology. So it doesn’t make sense that we have all these, yet we are out-sourcing to somebody else. I thought the best thing was to look inwards and strengthen our capacity, identify key people who are good and empower them with necessary equipment so that they can come up with our own portal, and we have done that. Naturally, the companies are not happy with this development because we have told them that we are going to cut off our relation because we have our own portal. In June last year, we told them that by the end of September we would close the agreement. We closed the agreement, but we faced some problems because the data is still with them. So we asked them to bring it because based on the agreement we entered, if any of the party decides to terminate the contract, they should hand over all the data. But they refused, and that is the problem we are facing at the moment. Basically, the problem affects returning students. Those who have already paid and done their registration are having difficulties in accessing what we call wallet balance. They need to know their wallet balance because they need to know how much is there; but the wallet balance code is not with us, it is with these companies and they have refused to bring it back to us. We are still negotiating with the companies to see how we can get the code. You also inherited a problem regarding Law courses. Were you able to address it? What most people don’t understand is that the Act establishing the NOUN made a reference to the fact that it is going to deliver courses by correspondence. The Council for Legal Education is the agency responsible for managing the Law schools, and it is only when it gives the approval that the school will accept students and train them to become lawyers. Apparently, the Council looked at our enabling law or act and the word ‘correspondence’ and therefore, considered NOUN as a correspondence and part-time institution and ruled that our students from the Law Department would not be accepted into Law schools. But that is not true because we are not a correspondence school and we are not part-time. Rather, we are what is called Open and Distance Learning (ODL). This is because students interface with lecturers. In fact, in order to meet with the requirements of the Council for Legal Education, we made it mandatory for our study centres to have classrooms where Law lecturers teach students. So our students interact with lecturers. We have mock courts in our study centres where students simulate a court situation. The problem is that of policy and understanding, but we are moving towards solving it. The National Assembly has stepped into the problem and we are hoping that it would be sorted out this year. As far as the NOUN is concerned, we are mandated to produce Law students, not lawyers because that is not our job. It belongs to another agency outside the university. So technically speaking, it is not our own problem, but because they are our students, we must ensure that they land properly. NOUN students are not recognised for the NYSC scheme. What are you doing to address this problem? There is a link between the problem of the Law programme and the NYSC. Statutorily, the NYSC doesn’t call people to serve if they are doing courses that are considered to be part-time. Do you see the link? The NYSC is also hanging on that belief, and therefore, sees NOUN students as part-time students , but they are not. However, a bill is before the National Assembly, in which we requested the lawmakers to expunge the word correspondence and replace with ODL. The bill has passed through the first and second readings and is waiting for the third reading. By the time this bill is passed, I am sure the NYSC will consider our students eligible for the one year national service. Source: www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/feature/why-noun-can-t-send-graduates-to-law-school-nysc-prof-adamu/179586.html#V7URd4d764x20Swi.99 |
NOUN : On Issues Demanding answers BY REPOTA ATLARGE Yesterday, we called on students to ask questions about NOUN bothering their minds, and a handful of questions were raised. To answer the questions authoritatively and from a first hand source, REPOTA ATLARGE called the center director, NOUN Benin-Study Center, Dr Kolawole Sunday Ekanah. Although he did not put all the perturbing questions to rest, he assured students that all issues in NOUN are on the verge of being resolved totally. Some of the questions students demanded we help them answer and our meticulously researched findings are below. 1. When will school resume? Ans : According to speculations, school resumes on the the 9th of January, but according to the center director, 'the school calendar is not out. We're definitely resuming this January, but hopefully, when you visit your study center next week, all details will be given to you'. 2. When would portal be accessible? Ans : According to the center director, '' a new portal has been created. It would be launched any moment from now''. However, our whistle blower disclosed that the reason why the new portal has not been launched is because there are hiccups transferring students' e-wallet funds to the new portal. 3. Is there any possibility that those submitting their projects this January would graduate with the outgoing convocating students? Ans: No. It is too late. 4. When is convocation? Repota Atlarge : Speculations indicate January 20, but based on facts, there's no formal date yet. 5. How would last semester results be graded? Repota Atlarge : As at last semester, the center director said 25marks would be added to all grades. Nonetheless, at present, we're not sure. 6. When would graduating list be out? Repota Atlarge : Very soon, contact your center administrators while waiting for the portal to reopen. 7. Is the 2017 academic calendar out? Repota Atlarge : No 8. How do we pay our school fees? Repota Atlarge : According to the center director, in order to avoid being duped, don't pay until further notice as regards the payment procedures. |
braine:Because u and ur Oga at d top still d exhibit Military characteristics abi? Shebi during GEJ tenure every APC has turned to a whistle blower and now that the whistle is blowing against u how can u tell a Nigerian Citizen to be mindful of what he's saying....now we know who is a true Democrat and a converted democrat. The world is watching APC with keen interest.. |
tyson99:I work and live in Lafia and living eye witness....ok now? |
The election tribunal sitting in Lafia Nasarawa State Sack APC law maker representing Lafia\Obi Federal constituency today Sarki Dahiru and order INEC to issue a certificate of return to Dr. Haruna Kigbu of PDP as the winner of April election. Detail Later..... |
donphilopus:u no d shame? I am yet to see the change that APC said they are anti corruption |
hajhud:see ur useless thought, u don't know that APC is good at cooking crook stories just to attract sympathy from people? it's pure lie I live in lafia and nothing such had happened... the APC came in numerous numbers attacking apga that is just what happened... guilty conscious the worry u o lodo |
Clemzzz:see mediocre at it again.....live fayose alone and face ur change propaganda,,,evading their complex with thugs' is that all or there is something else? apc are the real problems of this nation mark my words when it will manifest. |
Brimmie:i kept wondering why this obi (prostitute) really want.....after sleeping around with obj she tried gej when resisted her seduction now see what she is causing here...... |
LRNZH:hahaha. see this dude is talking about school when Buhari did not even finished secondary school, how can he rule? no wonder his boys says western education is prohibited book haram.... said GEJ.... until 2019....we said no to illiterate old cargo Buhari.. |
mightycrown1:in Nasarawa we just saw Buhari but we want Jonathan... we will march forward 4 GEJ till 2019.... mightycrown1: [size=28pt] CHANGE! CHANGE!! CHANGE!!! WE SHALL NEVER REST UNTIL OUR CHANGE IS ACCEPT AND OUR LEADER RULES [/size] [size=38pt] [b] APC!!! CHANGE [/size]in Nasarawa we just saw Buhari but we want Jonathan... we will march forward 4 GEJ till 2019....[/b] mightycrown1:in Nasarawa we just saw Buhari but we want Jonathan... we will march forward 4 GEJ till 2019.... |
laurel03:see them shouting sai Buhari sai change.... but forgetting that Nasarawa is for GEJ till 2019...
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Collynzo419:VERY SURE UR BP LEVEL WILL SURELY RISE UP ON 28TH AS NIGERIANS NOW KNOW UR APC GAME PLANS..1. N200 TO A DOLLARS: WHY ARE U TALKING AS IF THE NAIRA FUMBLING STARTED DURING GEJ 2. YES AGREED THERE IS MASSIVE UNEMPLOYED YOUTHS YET U REFUSED TO BLAME UR STATE GOVERNOR FOR EMPLOYMENT 3. INSECURITY IN THE NORTH EAST: MY BROTHER THERE IS NOTHING WRONG FOR CHADIANS TO HELP NIGERIA OUT IF THE NEED BE....MIND U NIGERIA HAD ALSO HELPING OTHER AFRICAN COUNTRIES IN THEIR PROBLEMS TOO E.G LIBERIA, SIERRE LEONE, SUDAN SOMALIA, SOUTH AFRICA TO MENTION FEW. AFTER ALL BOKO HARAM IS A MUSLIM THING AND CHAD, NIGER ARE PREDOMINANTLY MUSLIMS COUNTRIES THAT HAVE HIGHER NUMBERS OF SYMPATHIZERS TO JOINT OR SUPPORT THIS RADICAL MOVEMENT IN THEIR PLACE. SO THEY ARE INDIRECTLY PROTECTING THEIR INTEREST AS WELL. 4. DESPERATE: HOW DID U AND APC UNDERSTAND THE TERM DESPERATE? IT IS A FACTOR OR PROCCESS of a person) having a great need or desire for something AT ALL COST. NOW GOING BY THE MEANING OF DESPERATE BETWEEN GMB AND GEJ WHO IS DESPERATE HERE? GEJ THAT HAS THE POWER ALREADY OR GMB THAT BEND LOSS IN GETTING POWER BY ALL MEANS? APC SHAME! SHAME!! SHAME!!! S-H-A-M-E!!!!. WE WILL MARCH FORWARD FOR JONATHAN COME MARCH, 28TH. #DAZOL[i][/i] |
Caseless:what do u want to know? do u AP shit need a grammarian like mama peace to interpret her statement for ur common compression? |
Story for the gods..,. we know APC lying from the day it was created..... let the transformation continue...... GEJ till 2019... God bless GEJ a true democrat.... not a converted democrat...
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APC with their wahala, they will cry to Nigerians seeking for our sympathy on 28th March that PDP rigg the election of they lack vision and technical know-how. GEJ TILL BUHARI stop His Boko bois. |
BeeBeeOoh:I tire for this man o....who he want deceive self. |
raumdeuter:u reason from ur anus. I think APC is try to destroy Nigeria at any cost. |
tatosh:See who is talking about being desperate here, GEJ is d President while APC n Buhari is bend loose to take power by for force by fire, is that not extreme desperation? no Wonder APC don't know what law is talking about. how can u guarantee Nigerians the rule of law? |
Gbawe2:truth they said is bitter, why do u want all these so called leaders to like him for? u stay in room not knowing a thing about what GEJ has done positively to Nigeria. All these people u mentioned knows very well Nigeria economy is growing fast under GEJ and he has stop importation of many foreign goods. GEJ refused to dance to their tune just imaging if country like North Korea, Oman, Vietnam could resist the evil intention of the west and move forward then we can also do it. to held with their likeness.... GEJ till Nigeria turns to African Dubai..... tell APC there's not vacancy in Aso Rock. |
Gbawe2:Unfortunately, u don't know what u are talking about. I prefer GEJ thousands times compare to one old cargo dictator. |
Hhhhmn., El-Rufai that hate GMB before now telling us that Buhari is now converted Democrat, shouting change outside wouldn't solve Nigeria problems.... now ask yourself again is GMB really a changed person from being a Dictator? He said he took responsibility for everything that happened (forcefully removing of Democratically elected President) under his watch yet he refused to asked Nigerians for forgiveness.. APC will soon run out of lies They have forgotten that no matter how far lies travel, TRUTH will always catch up with it and even overtake it. TRUTH TALK: APC cannot deceive 170 million people. Its high time Nigerians knew about the health condition of Buhari ... |
chai... these APShit no sabi construct lies self....yeye talk....have they ever tap ur phone before, then give us evidence if not take this........: Hhhhmn., El-Rufai that hate GMB before now telling us that Buhari is now converted Democrat, shouting change outside wouldn't solve Nigeria problems.... now ask yourself again is GMB really a changed person from being a Dictator? He said he took responsibility for everything that happened (forcefully removing of Democratically elected President) under his watch yet he refused to asked Nigerians for forgiveness.. APC will soon run out of lies They have forgotten that no matter how far lies travel, TRUTH will always catch up with it and even overtake it. TRUTH TALK: APC cannot deceive 170 million people. Its high time Nigerians knew about the health condition of Buhari ... |
Ever since the advent of Northern Killer machine guns (Boko Haram) western education is forbidden, started killing mainly the defenseless Nigerians, i have observed with uttermost good faith the numbers of many prominent elder from the North had never condemned them openly for reasons best know to them and i asked why............ No any single muslim was able to provides answers to my below questions as they kept on blaming GEJ led federal government for their selfish plights, so i decided to ask the same question here whether some prominent and patriotic Nigerians can open up here: 1. why and what are they (boko haram) fighting for? 2. whome are they fighting for? 3. considering the weapons and cash at their disposals, could this be a combined comspiracy by the North against GEJ simply because he is an iffidel (kafir) 4. could Abuja declaration of 1989 manifesting? 5. To what gain is GEJ/federal Government going to achieved by sponsoring and armed the muslim youths against their own very blood brothers/sisters. Lastly, believe me mark my words today boko haram is a northern thing and as soon as they get upper hands in their fight for religion and selfish affairs.....hhhhhhmmmmnnn all other Almajiris begging for alms in the street would be raising shoulders and said (MU DA GARINMU) |
APC! APC!! APC!!! THESE MUMU APC ATTACKING SOLDIERS ARE AT IT AGAIN.....MUST U FABRICATE BAD STORIES ABOUT GEJ BEFORE NIGERIANS GO VOTE APC APC IS WORST THAN ANY POLITICAL PARTY IN THE WHOLE OF AFRICA MAKE MY WORDS AND DON' T ASK ME WHY BECAUSE U KNOW WHY........OK GEJ GIVE PASTORS MONEY BUHARI THAT SAYS MUSLIMS SHOULD NOT VOTE A CHRISTIAN NKO...WHO IS MORE FANATICAL HERE....THIS IS PURE BLASPHEMHY OF THE HIGHEST ORDER..THAT PASTOR SHOULD TELL US HOW APC AND SHOW US UR CERTIFICATE BUHARI PAY THE MUSLIM AS THEY WERE ALL BORN TO RULE....AND NOT TO BE RULED BY ANY IFFIDELS...[i][/i] |
Smooyis:this is how ignorance d kill Some people....where did the man lead his people to go kill 100 policemen....no be only months remain to election time? |
Please I don't know why the North are destroying themselves over power, position etc....if politics na to drink and kill innocent blood abeg count me out......to worsen the situation now Governor is pretending as if nothing is happening because of his fulanis in-laws.... |
TOO BAD FOR THE CHAMPION. THESE PLAYERs ARE BUNCH OF LAZY LOSERS. e.g mike[/i]l[i] |
God don dey hear our prayers. but e de pain me as bh no value their lives at all. kudos to gallant officers |
. Prayer is communicating with God. All you have to do is ask God for His help. Psalm 107:28-30 reminds us, "Then they cried out to the LORD in their trouble, and he brought them out of their distress. He stilled the storm to a whisper; the waves of the sea were hushed. They were glad when it grew calm, and he guided them to their desired haven." There is power in prayer!
