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Sports / Re: AS Roma Wishes Nigeria Happy 59th Independence In A Funny Way On Twitter by Jakasibo(m): 12:53pm On Oct 01, 2019
Good but why is Tacha topping the list

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye denies promising to give Tacha 60 Million Naira (Video) by Jakasibo(m): 6:47am On Sep 28, 2019
Absquare20:
you all should stop saying all sort of nonsense to Peter... he only says his Management await Tacha once she is out.... meaning they can help her stand her fit and make the 60m not like him dashing as everyone is saying.........60m no be beans fa
Really?
So what's he saying here?

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye denies promising to give Tacha 60 Million Naira (Video) by Jakasibo(m): 6:41am On Sep 28, 2019
Hmm..
So what's this

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Crime / Re: Abducted Oyo ASUP Leaders Regain Freedom From Fulani Kidnappers, Pays N5m Ransom by Jakasibo(m): 6:51am On Sep 22, 2019
shamecurls:


Always using religious card to divert from critical reasoning. How was the tribe of the kidnappers known.
What are you trying to say?
Do you mean when you see a Fulani man you can't identify him?
They're easily identified

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Business / Re: Breaking : Price Of Kerosene Up 10.8% As Cooking Gas Drops by Jakasibo(m): 8:41am On Sep 19, 2019
Chai so Kerosene that used to be sold N50 per litre has now skyrocketed to this outrageous price?
And its the poor that uses this product asides airlines.
In most countries, aside from planes kerosene is a waste product.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Watford Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 15th September 2019 by Jakasibo(m): 6:57pm On Sep 15, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Sure win for Arsenal.
If Arsenal loses this match, I will never masturbate again in my life.

COYG.
COYG

Now that they drew the match how would your Masturbation life be now?
Once in two weeks

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Celebrities / Re: If I Pay Make I Die! Davido Blast Tooxclusive Who Claimed Chris Brown Was Paid by Jakasibo(m): 7:54am On Sep 11, 2019
Does it mean that OBO don't understand simple English?
The dude never said he paid Chris

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Phones / Re: Photos From TECNO Camon 12 Launch In Lagos by Jakasibo(m): 6:58pm On Sep 05, 2019
Abiodunspectre:
Dj Consequence is in the building.

Cc lalasticlala
Who are those ugly looking girls?
Brand Ambassadors?
Celebrities / Re: Xenophobia: Burna Boy Reacts, Promises To Never Set Foot In SA Till Govt. Acts by Jakasibo(m): 6:35am On Sep 04, 2019
Since they're not attacking cows

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Romance / Re: Rants Of A Single Lady Part 3 by Jakasibo(m): 7:01am On Aug 27, 2019
Kingsteve:
Op, at least you for upload profile pic, make people see as you be small.
I'm not saying you will find a relationship via this platform, but you never just know.

I empathise with you though.
I have one Fulani sweet chic in her early 30's.
Cash dey overflow her side, very slim and beautiful.

She spends most of her time abroad...Dubai in particular, but the problem, she's not married yet.

If not for the complications, I swear...I no for mind marry that chic.
It's a sad situation though!
Give me the connection please
Politics / Re: "No Where Is Safe In Nigeria"—Reno Omokri Reacts To Aljazeera's New Report by Jakasibo(m): 8:36am On Aug 25, 2019
But Osibanjo said its mere exaggeration na

Crime / Re: Gloria Makanjuola Jailed In UK For Robbery And Theft (Photo) by Jakasibo(m): 10:21pm On Aug 23, 2019
grin grin The west ti take over now

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Crime / Re: Erestus Okpe Commits Suicide While Friends Assume He‘s Playing by Jakasibo(m): 11:56pm On Aug 22, 2019
vibbb:
When all hope is gone, family and friends seems to be miles away. Neva worry urself just stay connected to ur creator (God).

Even a dead clock/wristwatch makes a correct timing once in every 24 hours. Keep hope alive and neva give up.

#SayNoToSuicide.
Sometimes its worth it

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Crime / Re: Erestus Okpe Commits Suicide While Friends Assume He‘s Playing by Jakasibo(m): 11:54pm On Aug 22, 2019
Raysleek:
Seriously all these things are not ordinary. Pls depression opens up the door to the spirit of suicide.. Let's not discard our morals. Don't ignore church services. From experience bein in church at least twice a week refreshes the soul.
Nb! A living church o.
Ps! Any negative opinions to my comment should shut up in advance thanks
And how can church help?

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Health / Re: Yaba Psychiatric Doctors' Strike Enters Fourth Week by Jakasibo(m): 8:08pm On Aug 21, 2019
Emmaco4:
Just release 50 mad people in front of Government house..... Then after temple run with government house officials, they will listen to you guys
grin grin
Politics / Re: Meet Sunday Dare, Buhari’s 53-Year-Old Minister For Youth & Sports (Photos) by Jakasibo(m): 3:15pm On Aug 21, 2019
So he deceived the youths?
Coz i can remember when he said he will add youths in his cabinet

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Nairaland / General / Re: Someone's Bank Account About To Be Hacked by Jakasibo(m): 8:31am On Aug 20, 2019
Shibaraba:
Minding ones business is a full-time job.

Remember these words
I've been a victim that's why
Nairaland / General / Someone's Bank Account About To Be Hacked by Jakasibo(m): 8:26am On Aug 20, 2019
I got a message on my whatsapp from a foreign number
Message contains someone's bank and and card details as in everything at all.
Maybe he made a mistake and sent it to me so i played allong, i found out he was trying to send to a hacker but sent it to me instead.
Now i want to take the details to First bank for them to inform the owner and block the card, hope i won't get into trouble?
Nairaland / General / Please Who Knows This Company by Jakasibo(m): 8:41am On Aug 16, 2019
I just received this interview message from GLOBAL HUMAN HSE yesterday but i want to know if they are real to avoid wasting my transport please.

"Dear applicant,
You have been invited for an interview with the MD, GLOBAL HUMAN HSE on Friday 16th August 2019 by 9AM.
Office Address: No 4 Ebu/illah road, beside Omega fire ministries, through New Anwai Road, ASABA
Come with your credentials and 2 passport photos
HR: DIA 09075051125
SIGNED: GLOBAL HSE"

Jobs/Vacancies / Who Knows This Company by Jakasibo(m): 7:29am On Aug 16, 2019
I just received this interview message from GLOBAL HUMAN HSE yesterday but i want to know if they are real to avoid wasting my transport please.

"Dear applicant,
You have been invited for an interview with the MD, GLOBAL HUMAN HSE on Friday 16th August 2019 by 9AM.
Office Address: No 4 Ebu/illah road, beside Omega fire ministries, through New Anwai Road, ASABA
Come with your credentials and 2 passport photos
HR: DIA 09075051125
SIGNED: GLOBAL HSE"

Crime / Re: Onyechere Ibeakanma Commits Suicide, UBA Banker Left N16m In His Account by Jakasibo(m): 9:00pm On Aug 15, 2019
luluosas:
My dear friend, have you ever considered the eternal consequences of suicide for once? Please, suicide is never an option, no matter the circumstances. Therefore, avoid it like a plague. Cheers
What eternal consequences? By who?
Is the Supreme being not seeing me?
Is he only good in punishment and condemnation?
Crime / Re: Onyechere Ibeakanma Commits Suicide, UBA Banker Left N16m In His Account by Jakasibo(m): 8:49pm On Aug 14, 2019
katlord:




Your situation ain't different from an average Nigerian out there. Just do what makes you happy jolly. Be around positive peeps. No sad moments. Life is in phases! This too sha pass
You don't get it
So let's just leave it
Thanks
Crime / Re: Onyechere Ibeakanma Commits Suicide, UBA Banker Left N16m In His Account by Jakasibo(m): 10:50pm On Aug 13, 2019
katlord:



God's absolute peace will locate you enhance all the help you need ijn Amen!

Encourage yourself and don't give up
If i am not encouraging myself, i could've rested( died) long ago
Even with the hope and prayers still nothing
Everything going worst.
I can't help it again now as i grow weaker
Crime / Re: Onyechere Ibeakanma Commits Suicide, UBA Banker Left N16m In His Account by Jakasibo(m): 7:19pm On Aug 13, 2019
luluosas:
Suicide is never an option please
in some cases it is
Crime / Re: Onyechere Ibeakanma Commits Suicide, UBA Banker Left N16m In His Account by Jakasibo(m): 7:19pm On Aug 13, 2019
katlord:


Religious leaders like Reverend Fathers and aged are better option for counsel in this part of the world
I did that too
Still same
Crime / Re: Onyechere Ibeakanma Commits Suicide, UBA Banker Left N16m In His Account by Jakasibo(m): 8:30am On Aug 13, 2019
akinade28:
Suicide on the news everyday
This is disheartening
Imagine him asking them not cry but pray for him. Will their prayers wake him from the dead
Will his apologies undo what has be done.
He has deliberately made his wife a widow and his daughter fatherless.
Once you are depressed and having suicidal thoughts please seek help and talk to others about it.
No matter how grievous you offence is talking about it to the right set of people will relieve you. If you are too ashamed to tell the people around you or you can't trust them with your information. Then look for someone else that can be trusted. We have religious leaders, professional psychologist or counsellors or you can choose to talk to an anonymous person online.
Don't die in silence, hence adding sorrow upon sorrow.
Let us watch out for people around us as well especially introverts. They wouldn't tell you their problems except you ask or they can trust you with such information.
When one opens up to people, you get mocked instead
I'm a living witness

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Health / Re: My Girl Having Irregular Mensuration... I Need Advice by Jakasibo(m): 7:27am On Aug 13, 2019
Mariangeles:

Wow!
I hope she's consistent with the warm water therapy every morning ...
Yes i do call her almost every morning to remind her.
You know girls when they see results, they'll want to stop
Health / Re: My Girl Having Irregular Mensuration... I Need Advice by Jakasibo(m): 8:08pm On Aug 12, 2019
Mariangeles:

How is your girlfriend now ?
I hope her condition has improved...

Yes
Thank you very much
I was about sending you dm, the mensuration stopped yesterday here after close to 7 days of flowing

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Phones / Re: Which Network Offers The Most Affordable Data? by Jakasibo(m): 1:58am On Aug 08, 2019
vincentjk:
Mtn 1gb for N200 and 4gb for 1k

Lol are u surprised?
Na which plan be this?
Crime / Re: Two Men Arrested For Generating Fake Bank Alerts [Photo] by Jakasibo(m): 4:40pm On Aug 06, 2019
Dumb thieves

And na collabo sef grin grin grin

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