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Thanks dear. Have a beautiful day.

Do All Daring Daddies Yawn?

YAWNS

which type of birds are u planning to raise. nevertheless N2OO cannot raise any birds to maturity.

Broilers

Should I pity GEJ? Things are getting messier for him.

After the arrest, what next? Escape or bail. Nonsense.

What do they mean by suspended, is it the same thing as sacked as CP?

not to worry lads the 1600 buses dey come that side

unfortunately GEJ forgot to order speedboats for his own people on Bayelsea

ROFLMAO

You think those marketers will bring down their price so soon? May be NNPC mega stations.

They will tell you it is old stock and so can't sell less.

Just see how our so-call leaders are fooling us. Naija is finished.

lol

Giving opens up the door to receiving. You have so many opportunities to give every day.

Give kind words. Give a smile. Give appreciation and love. Give compliments. You can give courtesy to other motorists while you are driving. You can give a smile to the car parking attendant. You can give a warm greeting to the newspaper stand person or the person who makes your coffee. You can give by allowing a stranger to go ahead of you into an elevator, and you can give by asking which floor they are going to and pressing the button for them. If someone drops something you can give a helping hand and pick it up for them. You can give warm embraces to those you love. And you can give appreciation and encouragement to everyone.

There are so many opportunities for you to give and thereby open the door to receiving.

May the joy be with you,

Rhonda Byrne
The Secret, bringing joy to billions

The Enemy Actually Cheated Her

ENEMY

Jiroemon Kimura (Japanese)- 114 years 273 days

Better!

So beautiful

Are you sweating?

Not happy that I called off strike.

Ndito eka mi, mbuo edu ke mmong? E di mi, mbok.

Hmnn. Na wa o. Me, I have doubts on some of these banks o.

Do you want her to cook vegetables for you?

"All seasons are beautiful for the person who carries happiness within."

Horace Friess

Cuddled Her In My Apartment

WIVES

How can a man in handcuffs, and probably leg chains, run faster than policemen, for God's sake? Those policemen should be charged for negligence of duty and aiding escape of prisoner.

Thank you. You do well.

emofine/bekay/emeka

You mean that the re-current expenditure of your company is below $1b/yr?

A good night and see you 2morrow peck.

Dream is now reality.

Can you afford $Ib/yr for my meal only?

A warm hug _{but not long enough to avoid tapping current.}