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...And Jonathan is spending the "missing" to keep you guys. PDP goons been using strategies of different forms and kinds just to systematically embrace CHANGE. Lamido wch strategy dey ground now?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
Huh, see dem. Dey shld not allow yerima to catch dis one oooo. Before he will give her wad d prophet muhammed(54) gave aishat(9). For dose dat don't get it, d prophet penetrated aishat at dat tender age . Yerima mite wanna do d same!

Fool, using keypads with empty brain, I pray you regret this, very soon.

We got to part3, by standard doings of the school, every penultimate year students will undergo their final screening. In the act of preparing for the screening, I would have to print my original jamb result from Jamb website; to my surprise I saw a score less than the school score-requirement on the original jamb result page. I went straight to the admission office, the first officer I met to discuss with my problem started shouting-nemesis has catch up with you, you edited your statement of result to gain admission, you never envisaged it will boomerang. At first I was smiling but wondering that shey this woman no mad sha. staying after 30mins with her trying to get her back to her senses became frustrating to me. I dashed out of her and headed straight to the chief admission office; on getting there, lo and behold she was someone very close to my dad.

To cut the long story short, she brought out one big voluminous book which has all the jamb details and results of every students. We checked and truthfully it was jamb's fault so I became vindicated. She divided the food she was eating and offered me. I ate, relaxed well then bade her "thank you-goodbye".
Trust the Niqqa, I went straight to that foolish woman and said madam shey ebi mon ni (don't you have kids too). She became volatile again and threatens to follow my case to the last point of expulsion for gross misconduct, I just smiled and said- I will get you sacked. Everywhere was boiling in the admission complex before some concerned staffs quenched it and forcefully made me to say "I am sorry".

In Phyno's voice -Ogimegi voom naya, ogimegi voom naya"

kemiola89:
السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته
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Kemiola89- hvn stalked and still stalking yu on nairaland..... .....could you pls snd me a "hi" on illustriousjay@gmail.com. Thanks sis

Sh*t. Na only God dey save small children, this tin eehn, then my mum will package my food then gv me additional money (my dad musnt knw o0), she will maintain she doesn't want me to du ojukokoro (begy begy). You must bliv, I wunt eat that food, either I gv it to my friend or I take it back hme, but you see that money, na dis Stupid tin dey collect am. And dos woman wey dey sell am, na God go 4gv dem cos them sabi lure smal smal pikin buy dis tin meehn. **cool sha

You mean Obama too is paid?

...Even Obama sef want change

Pls make sure you vote candidate of yur choice this coming FeBUHARI.

I still have constraint with the first one sef, I can't back, let me show luv by cooking carryn, feeding and washing the baby's poo but back! Nba, society will change it for you.

The second one, mehn, the guy f*uck up, it would hav been cool if he carries the baby like the normal chest-chest stuff.

By this way, na dis kind people vex no dey funny if things gone bad

Haaa, awon transformers ni sha... Buhari ni Febuhari.

listenersky:
Jonathan gives allowance to 10,000 youths to be following him about his campaign.don't be surprised that it's thesame set of people that were in Lagos yesterday that you will still find here. There is a report of massive movement of luxurious buses from lagos to the east overnight.so stay there and be deceiving yourself

Hahahaha, you don't mean it. Them dey snap with already fotoshoped camera, the tin con multiply like chinese war film

Aiye n really damu GCFR wa,

Says all in brief.

FeBuhari

Shey kii shey edi bayii... Gbogbo iroyin nipa GEJ odaa rara loni. #ema dake adura 0o

Jonathan days are numbered

GMB till GEJ orders tertiary institutions to start giving out free prospectus

SaiBuharii:
I disagree 100% it's luck. Is it luck that will apply for jobs and be up to date not missing any opening? Is it luck that will help you prepare and pass ur shl, gmat and dragnet test? Is it luck that will bring confidence to dazzle in interviews? Big NO. I agree the time span for the recruitment process could be long...but its all about the huzzle. In my case 'my story' I gatecrash test so tey when I started seeing constant faces on the same mission and we greet our self like "bros you dey here again". Some were successful, some were not. I applied for any opening, even though I knew I will not tk d job...some just to gain interview experience. I prepared adequately for test and the only negative feedback I could get was they will not get back, but not that I failed...luck doesnt do these. I started d huzzle 6 mths into service, altho the NYSC certificate stuff was always a barrier. NYSC finished and most were still under processing...3-6 months after I became confused cos I was getting offers left and right...from big firms and banks. In 4 months I started 3 new jobs, I always left during training, all this while I had the offer of d coy I knew I will go last last, their process took 10mths.

Brotherly this is a huzzle industry, there are jobs outside...the koko is information...and involve baba God, u don't hv to give pastor all your money to pray for u, or attend church 190 times a week, just make sure personally "Oluwa is involved"

Its still luck, many hustle infact busztle pass you, but they aint happy as you are. I still appreciate yur quest for success tho, but bro you are still LUCKy

Jakpon:
If facts serves me right, the last time the federal government built a city anywhere in Lagos nay Yorubaland was in 1977 after the Festival of arts and culture(FESTAC)

i like what these new generation of Yoruba Governors are doing. Tinubu initated the idea behind the Eko Atlantic Project, Fashola is building it, Ambode will complete it.

Amosun is also doing something similar in Ogun state with the Kobape city, New Makun city etc. A MOU was recently signed with UBA construction consortium for the construction of MITROS CITY which will be situated at the popular Kara market(the market would be relocated) on the edge of the Ogun river in Isheri after Magodo few minute drive from Ojodu Berger

Yorubaland oni Baje o

Aregbesola doing same in Osun. Its named OranmiyanNewTown

sixtusjr:
Go to settings>device >advanced system settings>cell broadcast, enable it.

Thanks bro. So grateful

Please Nairalanders, how do I view the mtn zone messages e.g the MTN ZONE 10k/s on my blackberry (curve4) home page/wallpaper. Thanks all.

Smeone yu hate by default and you manage to even open your mouth n greet will be like;

You: goodmrni **frown
Him: makimi, don't grt me, dint you see me yesterday, you saw me holding a bag while coming from work but you stylishly absconded, so you tink I dint see you. Murasi, in toba shey loo gba.

Bigfat, you are the best, surely the best. Could you pls help me out with M.A. In Peace and Conflict. Thnks in earnest

WHO or HOW or whatever, ip you like I declare, ip I no like I no declare, I am on my own.





























Infact Omaale niyin teba declare

Still rocking Brymo's Merchants Dealers and Slaves anytime anyday. #message dey the guy songs die

datguru:
Don't they sow seeds, pay tithes and give offering in mosque?

Nobody does dat man... Muslim clerics are not full-timed like d pastors, dey dnt colet salaries. Notin like tithe or any oda compulsory payment in the mosque. Every donations made in the mosques are highly voluntary.

Hehehehe.... The ash car is already made mazda likewise the napep. The red car is a chinco made vehicle tho I'm unable to identify the manufacturer.
Listen ooo, the batteries in the red car were not made in nigeria. Also the generator in the ash car is not nigeria made. So wtf have they done
Here is the answer, they successfully removed the engine in the red car and install batteries and used electronic hybrid system for the wheels. The ash car propelled by generator can never exceed 50km/h, that can be equated with a keke napep. I don't know much bou the napep cos I'm strictly into car automobiles.

Can we praise them for what they have done? Yes we can cos its a big initiatives buh they should stop deluding people dey made a car cos all wat dey ave done is modification not modelling.

Criticism: The red car propelled by electronic system require a very effective braking system. This is because electrical braking system is unrelaible, the vehicle mite somersault if d driver match d brake wen his is maintaining top speed. The other car propelled by a gen set will likely be replaced may be every day sef cos endine designed for generators a meant to propell the alternator not a gear system. I wonder if the car can ave reverse system.

Wat of Maintain+Banky and Eldee, #BigBoy

On behalf of sheik Muhammad bn Raheed Al- Maktoum, Muhammed Al-Amoudi, Al-Waled bn Talal Al-Watal, Abdulllah bn AbdulAziz, Muhammad bn Zayid, Muhammad Abdullah bn Rasheed Almakhtoom, Hammad bn Khalifah, Muhammad al Fayed, Aliko Dangote, My humble self, Mohd Jamih Olawumi, among other muslim billionaires all over the world. We wish you happy Eid-l-Kabir. May the blessings of Allah be upon you, your loved ones and your family. Amin. Salam- alaekum

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