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Kai..too bad....the moral of this incident is:f your time on earth is not up,no man can end it.you will always scale through

Jeez...lwkm.

Wow...okwa ima?life na turn by turn.u will get there is an understatement...nice essay bro

Sagamite: JEEEESUS!

JEEEESUS!

JEEEESUS!

Holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water, holy water ............

ignorance has overshadowed ur thought

Sagamite: Just shows you that the Bible (and the Quran) is not the word of God as it lacks intellectual power in aspects.

These are just a bunch of silly stories by, and values of, basic-thinking medieval human beings who talk thrash about 'speaking to God', but anyone with a brain would spot this by the rudimentary thinking in aspects of the ideas of this God.

Yet people centuries later waste one day of the week of their lives going to worship based on this bunch of rubbish given to them by medieval, power-seeking, importance-seeking illiterates (who spoke to God ).

I would rather watch TV and enjoy my life. So many TV programmes I can catch up on, instead of wasting my time trying to avoid the "hell fire" of some psychotic God.

Fire ko, Tire ni.

Mtcheeew

Lola rocks

kemmeye: lol not like the original one lol i mean leave in conditioners that have shea butter in them. lol ure funny

the original ones dont stink to.i use it and i like it cos it adapts to different temperature,it is oily in hot weather n normal in cold weather

Use shea butter and coconut oil

Lack of exposure is worse off because when you meet different people,you socialise and adopt a better lifestyle.its not about going to school,its about behaving like an educated person.when one is not exposed,how do you expect them to know whats going on around them?

The difference is not much

In most cases,the women look older.

The only way you can get over that stuff is to put in more effort,read harder...you know,its good to surprise others and brave to surprise yourself.

Buoyantic: please when next you are quoting me,close your legs because your puszy smells so bad...

are you indirectly telling me that thats how your mother's pussy smells?oh!sorry... Your's a generational mental case...bye

Buoyantic: oooh is DAT an insult? Oops next time think before you type..i know your brain is under your feet.

all i know is that you are mad.stupid old fool

Buoyantic: only your face na crap for nairaland..go and suck sexkillz asz hole ..

..bastard,i don't remember quoting you..must you insult me you fool,monkey dispaying displaying rudeness on social network..madman

G is cool...

Flashaldrin: Back in the days of sexkills, this thread won't last for more than 5 minutes and the Op would get a sizeable ban with matching insults. I so miss the old nairaland!

a thousand muah for you...unlike now,craps make front page

Mine is good things/beautiful things..as in goodness will always follow me

Coconut milk is extracted by grating mature coconuts and squeezing them using cloth or both bare hands.this milky white liquid is called SANTAM in malaysia,BRUNEI in indonisia and GATA in philippines.it is used in the preparation of sauces,delicious curries and deserts.apart from
making food tasty and
creamier,coconut milk is
also a healthy addition to
other food supplements.
In thailand,pregnant women are adviced to drink young coconut juice to make their baby's skin soft and beautiful.
When buying coconut,you should be able to hear the liquid inside when it is shaked and it should feel heavy for its size.check for the three eyes,at the smaller end of the coconut.they should look intact and there should not be any cracks or damage to the shell.



INGREDIENTS:
1.1 Big coconut.
2.Half bunch of pineapple.
3.Sugar.
4.150cl of water.
5.preservative.

PREPARATION:
1.Shell the coconut.wash and cut into pieces.
2.Place them in a blender with About 50cl of warm water.Remember,the more water is added,the thinner the milk will be.
3.Wash the pineapple,peel and cut into small pieces.then blend with 50cl of water.
4.Pour the coconut and pineapple paste into a bowland mix with a spoon.
5.Heat 50cl of water and sugar if you want extra sweetness.Boil untill the sugar dissolves completely.mix the sweetened water with the coconut and pineapple paste and boil for 7mins and allow cooling.
6.place a few layers of cheese cloth over another bowl.pour the milk and squeeze the cloth to get all the milk out.
7.Add a little potassium metabisulphate to act as a preservative and serve.
8.If using the preservative,let the coconut shake juice sit in the refridgerator for one week before drinking it.if not,drink within few days,so it doesnt have sour taste.
9.best served chilled.



WHY YOU SHOULD DRINK COCONUT SHAKE:
1.To be continued

I missed nairaland,the only alternative that i opted for was linda ikejis blog,i tried bella naija's blog but it was a sort of crap for me...after comparing and contesting,i found out that nairaland is the best.

Happy birthday...WULLNP.u r blessed

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Deiok: He is not bleaching, if he was bleaching, it would have show more on his face rather than on his hands.
This is what you get when you have haters as fans.

well said...a round of aplause

lagbaja: Why is it so conveneint for you to believe something so ridiculous when you could verify. Nigerians are so so gullible. no wonder so many fake churches all over the places

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Mehn..m confused.[/s]very complicating[s]

On behalf of ur friend,i'm disappointed in ur post(not u ).tell him your mind n stop pretending.i guess u love the girl bt one thing is that u ARE A BETRAYER.

Mehn!shes beautiful

Have seen this picture before,besides who will pound the yam for her hubby.yeah,celebrities are always busy but one has to set time for his/her family.i'm right huh?

simplyOJ: A 75-year-old man, Ogueshi Nwoye, resident in Ogbesuwe quarters in Asaba, Delta State, slumped and died at the weekend after an alleged marathon sex with a 21-year-old female school dropout at the same quarters.
According to Leadership Newspaper sources as reported in their today's daily, Ogueshi Nwoye was challenged to a sex bout by the 21 year old girl after parting with N5000, a situation that led both into some rounds of wicked sex, which left the man gasping for breath afterwards. He slumped and was rushed to a near-by hospital where he was confirmed dead on arrival. It was gathered that the young woman is at large presently.

...i wont say its a good thing.both of them are foolish but come to think of a 75 years man having sex with a 21yrs old.dirty lifestyle, isn't it?i pray he rests in peace

I guess shes a victim of'plastic surgery gone wrong'i no gbadu her.1 should b content wit what she have,it pays alot

Chisos!gini?dis picture is the typical 'i rather kill myself than commit suicide' ;DGod is mighty

[quote author=Cyber_mugu]Igbo girls like beta tin ennn[/quote]before nko,stay there they joke

ilibrarian: Don't make that mistake. My reasons;
- She is more experienced than you are in every area
- She will look like your mother after giving birth.

..sorry 2 say u are lieing.she will only get old if she's not taken good care of.@o.p.i think the final decision is yours.have seen couples that are sweet n the woman is older and 4 yourfears 'better soup na money kill am'take care of her and u will see changes