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Lalasticlala mynd44

Five strange ‘miracles’ some pastors perform.
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We’ve read reports of ‘strange’ things happening in African churches lately. These range from people behaving like animals to eating ‘strange’ things. ...
These have all been done in the name of demonstrating “the power of God”. People have found the acts strange, different organisations have tried to intervene and one pastor has been arrested for such an act. ... However, congregants who receive such instructions never seem to complain. Here is a list of ‘strange’ things that have happened in churches:
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1. Pastor kisses women Congregants’ buttocks :
Churches encourage congregants to get married for many reasons and one of them “is fleeing temptations”. “If you cannot control yourself from sexual temptations, it’s better to get married”. But, what happens if a pastor has a number of unmarried women and would like to see them married? According to a report, to attract marriage, the pastor takes his female congregants to a beach, orders them to strip naked and kisses their behinds.
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2.Pastor bans women congregants from wearing underwear :
In the same light as pastors ordering female congregants to strip naked, a pastor in Kenya made headlines for banning his female congregants from wearing underwear to church , telling them to avoid wearing the garments “in order to be closer to God”. The pastor, described only as the Rev. Njohi, reportedly asked his female congregants at the Lord’s Propeller Redemption Church in Dandora to arrive at Sunday’s service without underwear or bras. According to the pastor, undergarments are “ungodl”y and people need to “be free in body and spirit to receive Christ”. But then, we wonder why only women were ordered to do so.
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3. Pastor makes congregants strip :
Still celebrating unclothedness in the church, in another report, a young Pretoria pastor made his congregation strip during a weeknight service. After stripping, he sat on top of them and prayed for them. It was reported that the congregation began undressing as they felt too hot. Then ‘food’ was introduced:
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4. Pastor makes congregation drink petrol, eat grass, flowers and fire :

Pretoria pastor Lesego Daniel made his congregation drink petrol. The petrol was apparently turned into pineapple juice. The reason for drinking petrol was to “take their faith to another level to connect to God”. This same pastor made his congregation eat grass. Congregants eating grass. Picture: Facebook And then it was flowers And then fire which was “turned into ice” Congregant eating fire. Picture: Facebook Pastor Lesego said: “If I say, the fire is ice, the fire listens to me, [and] what will come out will be ice. The fire must obey and listen.” He said this to the congregants during the weekly Tuesday Service at Rabboni Centre Ministries. The woman in the picture apparently confirmed that a flaming match stick indeed felt like ice after it was put in her mouth. The congregant then explained that when the match got into her mouth, it felt like she was eating ice. She said she was not scared when the man of God started the demonstration because the night before the service, she had a dream “where God came in a form of a person wearing red top” and asked if she believes in Miracles. According to the post, she did not sustain any injuries after the flaming match stick was put in her mouth.
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5. Pastor makes congregation eat snakes and hair :
Recent reports have it that Penuel Mnguni, 24, the leader of End Times Disciples Ministries church in Soshanguve, north of Pretoria, allegedly declared a snake a bar of chocolate (Chomp) for the congregation to eat. The pastor told the congregation the he had “the authority to change everything into anything and it will obey because of our authority”. Pastor Mnguni makes his congregant eat a snake. Picture: Facebook And hair And again, the same pastor ‘turned a congregant into a horse’, so he rode on his back. Congregant behaves like a horse. Picture: Facebook These are the “miracles” that have been demonstrated in our churches. Do you know of any other “miracles” we left out? Let us know in the comments below.

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MAY GOD PUNISH PETER OBI AND GOV. WILLY OBIANU.

Lalasticlala mynd44

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xpool:
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Gambling comes in many forms and types. Gaming includes slot machines, roulette, bingo, card games and others. Betting is a form of gambling that allows people to bet on horse racing, cock fights and any kind of sports. There are also lotteries, sweepstakes and raffles. All of these are forms of gambling because they involve money that you could either win or lose The legalization of many types of gambling has led more and more people to engage in gambling. And as the economic situation is getting worse, gambling is becoming the best option to win money and improve the living condition. The most affected people are the poor and the disadvantaged who are looking for a get rich quick way to augment their meager earnings and taste a better life but instead of improving their life they end up getting poorer and poorer because what little earnings they have is squandered in gambling. Gambling has become a good way to earn money for the poor but it is hurting them more rather than helping them live a better life. Although some people claim to have put up a business because of their winnings in the casino, there are countless people who have gone the opposite way. Most people have been better off when they did not start gambling but they went bankrupt when they were addicted to the vice. Here are reasons why you should not gamble:
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1. Gambling is the cause of indolence Many gamblers are depending on luck of having that jackpot money and so they tend to lose interest in their job. If you think you can win that jackpot money, do not dream of it because the more you long for it the more you will not win it. Look for a job so that you will forget about the vice.
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2. Gambling is addictive Unless you have full control of yourself, you will most likely get addicted to gambling if your dream is to win big money. Many people think that they are just relaxing at first but they end up hooked to the vice. What hooks them is when they win for the first time. People gamble because of the money. If the person wins, he craves for more. If he loses, he wants to get back what he lost and so the cycle goes on and the person becomes addicted.

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3. Gambling will not make you rich No matter what people say, gambling is a vice that could make you penniless if you don’t stop. A compulsive gambler will find all means to finance his vice. He will embezzle money or borrow money from people in order to gamble. The pattern of gambling is the same to all people. Win-lose-win- lose, this goes on and on if the gambler does not stop. The result is the same. The gambler always ends up the loser. I guess you know why. Gambling is patterned to be that way. There is no certainty. If you win today, you lose tomorrow. Perhaps not tomorrow but the next day or the other day, but there is no gambler who won and never lost.
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4. Gambling causes stress Unless you always win which I’m sure rarely happens, gambling stresses a person. You cannot say that you are relaxing or just playing because if you lost a substantial amount of money, you will go home with an empty pocket plus a bad headache. Gambling is stressful especially if you are in front of the machine and the bonus does not come out. So you will be left at the edge of your chair eagerly awaiting a bonus that will not come anyway and will only come out for the next player who will take your place if you leave the machine where you have already deposited all your money. In bingo you can have a heart attack if you are only waiting for one number and finally the next number called is not yours but some other player’s number which won him that million jackpot money. Gambling is always a chance of luck. So you can never be certain what may happen next.
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5. Gambling makes people rude and moody I have seen a lot of people who have been morally changed by gambling. The vice makes a person rude. The greed to win makes a person rude to people around him because his mind is engrossed with the money he will win. Gamblers who are already addicted to the vice will not think of other people. They will only think of how to finance their vice and how to win back their lost money.
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6. Gambling deters the persons drive to work Because the gambler usually relies on luck, he does not seem to mind finding work. The gambler waits for the time when he hits the jackpot and become an instant millionaire. He has seen too much money already and he will not be satisfied with small earnings and small winnings. He wants the big jackpot money and he will keep gambling and longing for the jackpot.

Nigeria remains an evil cursed entity, and na so God go dey P*rnish una.

I wish i can be your Baby mama.

Lalasticlala mynd44

In this part of the world, people
expect you to be married at a
certain age and when you’re not,
they begin to mount pressure on
you.

Family, friends and society will so
mount pressure on you, making
you feel like your life is incomplete
without a man by your side.

Society says you are incomplete if
you’re not married and you
sometimes wonder if getting
married is the highest achievement
a woman can get.

In a desperate bid to please family
and fit into society, a lot of
desperate ladies would do
anything just to answer Mrs.
somebody, whether good or bad.

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Here are some things Nigerian
women do to get a husband.



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1. Becoming a worker in church:
When some ladies have searched
and can’t find a man to marry, they
become committed members in
church, with the hope that one of
the brothers will notice them. Most
of the time, they join the choir or
ushering department where they
will be easily spotted by the
brothers in church.


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2. Attending every programme for
singles :
Where can you best find a life
partner than among other single
people? Some ladies, once they
hear there is a programme for
singles anywhere, they must make
sure they attend. Who knows, they
might just find their future
husband there.
READ ALSO: 5 things women do to
lure men into marriage


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3. Taking his photo or other
personal belongings to prayer
house :
Some ladies take the personal
belongings of their partners to
prayer houses, powerful prophets
and prophetesses. It could be his
photograph, hair, underwear or
even sperm, depending on what
the prophetess asks for. The
prayers will make him take you to
the altar in a twinkle of the eye.


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4. Going for deliverance:
Some ladies have been deceived
into believing they have a spirit
husband who is preventing them
from getting married. They would
jump from one deliverance pastor
to the other seeking a solution to
bind and cast their spirit husband.


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5. Fasting and prayer:
Some ladies will almost kill
themselves with dry fasting just to
get a husband. Sometimes, the
prayers are not to God but to other
deities whom they believe will help
them secure a good husband.


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6. Charm or love potion in his food:
Trust ladies to take their possession
by force. We’ve heard tales of ladies
who go to native doctors or
herbalist to get charms that would
make a man do their bidding. Some
opt for a good love potion to put in
his food.
The purpose of the love
potion is to buy over the heart of
whomever it is meant for. It’s sort
of a remote control for love.


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7. The pregnancy trap:
Ladies know how to play their
game and would get pregnant
deliberately, especially when they
know you can’t reject them when
they are pregnant. Some ladies
even go to the extent of involving
your parents, especially the ones
that are eager to carry their
grandchildren. This however,
doesn’t work for everyone but it
does for some. It has worked for
some and still working.
READ ALSO: Reasons we cheat on
our husbands - Nigerian women


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8. Pretense:
Some ladies will pretend to be
what they are not. You desire a
good girl, they will be good for
you. When they are with you, they
will pretend to be angels. They will
do your bidding, wash your clothes,
clean your house, anything you
want them to do. When you finally
bring marry them, they will show
you their true character and it
might not be what you bargained
for.


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9. Proposing to the guy:
Like they say, “If the mountain will
not come to Muhammad, then
Muhammad must go to the
mountain.” Instead waiting
endlessly, some ladies take up the
responsibility of proposing to their
men. After all, we are in the 21st
century and everything is
permissible.


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10. Buying over his family:
These ladies will attend every of
your family functions. They would
lavish your parents and siblings
with gifts. They are always in your
family house cooking and cleaning.

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At the end of the day, depending
on how much influence your
parents have on you, you might
just be forced to marry her.
And when all their efforts fail, they
might just settle for the position of
second wife 'steal' someone else’s
husband.

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Can you blame these women?




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Source: www.Naij.com/835129-10-desperate-nigerian-women-a-husband.html#835129

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KendrickAyomide:
This one na guyman oh.. lmao. too many scam profiles on NL

am a maphrodite.

Jiang:

Keep ur dirty thoughts to urself, closet pervert!!

Bleep you.

drotba:



So you see! Pretense is the hardest thing to put up for long.

what do you mean?

Austin234:
Are suppose to be a male or a female? No offense oo

Maphrodite

xpool:
You Be lesbian?

Maphrodite.

jalay:

Come let me Bleep you Just email me

If i need it i know who to Give to me, Thanks

FroshJaynex:
See as God don expose you. Na guy man u be. Morafucka! Lol

i be maphrodite.

Nwachukwu1986:


Rubbing the head with condom or without condom?

without.

ScotFree:


Why don't you ask the guys that rub it before entering you??

Disturbing people with nonsense

Rubbish.

BabbanBura:


Keep fuc.keeen and will have a fulfilled life as a single mother or nations each from a different father! What a life, no shame. Even unashamed to say u love God, i guess u meant good of money and material things!

what Da Hell is ur bizness?

stupidity:
Rub the head? Who does that? Abi na too Much blue film you see this one from?

i no wat am saying ok, i have Experienced it.