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Celebrities / Re: Nana Akua Addo's Outfit To AFRIMA 2017 (Photos) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:22pm On Nov 12, 2017
Hnmmm, my preek Don stand.
Travel / Re: Soldier Dies In Road Accident 22 Days To His Wedding (Photos) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:20pm On Nov 12, 2017
Rest in Peace, This is All Buhari's fault.

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Crime / Re: IRT Operative Killed By Kidnappers While Rescuing British Hostages In Delta. PIC by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:18pm On Nov 12, 2017
How i wish that was mumummadu Bokohali that was killed.

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo And Georgina Rodriguez Welcome Daughter, Alana Martina! by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:16pm On Nov 12, 2017
Pikin that he didn't Birth Naturally, Ronaldo is Gay!
Music/Radio / Re: Vector Replies M.I For Dissing Nigerian Rappers In His Song (video) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:13pm On Nov 12, 2017
Meanwhile, the no. 1 terrorist and boko halam sponsor AKA Jibrin from sudan, Mumummadu boko hari is nowhere to be found.

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Music/Radio / Re: Vector Replies M.I For Dissing Nigerian Rappers In His Song (video) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:12pm On Nov 12, 2017
Its buhari's fault.

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Music/Radio / Re: Vector Replies M.I For Dissing Nigerian Rappers In His Song (video) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:11pm On Nov 12, 2017
MI DON DIE NAW, ALL HE DOES IS KIP LIVING ON HIS PAST GLORIES, FIX UP UR LYF KOR, I HATE DAT SONG!

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Crime / Re: Police Kill Kidnappers In A Forest In Ikom, Cross River (Graphic Photos) by JaneMafrodite(f): 2:25pm On Nov 08, 2017
This is all BUHARI fault, if we have money we won't be going into kidnapping.
Family / Re: Must A Girl Marry???? by JaneMafrodite(f): 8:54pm On Oct 27, 2017
Lalasticlala and mynd44 keep moving ur gfs topic to frontpage, wehdon!
Celebrities / Re: Dogo Francis (radiogod) Of Brila Fm Yabs A Fan For Calling Him 'copy Copy' by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:42pm On Oct 27, 2017
Cc: Lalasticlala mynd44
Celebrities / Dogo Francis (radiogod) Of Brila Fm Yabs A Fan For Calling Him 'copy Copy' by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:39pm On Oct 27, 2017
Following the sack of murphy ijemba AKA Radio's Paparazi, 88.9 Brila fm promoted Dogo francis, who was working formerly in other Dept. Of brila fm To replace murphy ijemba.

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Dogo, who came on air no too long ago seem to had mastered all murphy's script on air.

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He now hosts the show 'PopularSide' Alongside febebe & The new OAP lady every evening from 5 pm - 10 pm.

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Dogo francis is such a good copycat that he even coughs where murphy ijemba coughed, Laughs where murphy laughed, and screamed where murphy did too,


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Also especially too, He can also be heard saying popular murphy ijemba sayings like "Molebi" "Aarggh" "hnmmm" "ha" "eeeeyyy", ...etc.

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A disturbed fan who was probably disgusted by this Copycat named Dogo francis took
to his twitter handle @RadioGodBrilaFM to yarn his mind, but unfortunately the "Alleged" Engineer turned OAP changes it for Him,

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He fires back at the fan calling Him a 'small boy'
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Below you can see the conversation in screenshots.

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Meanwhile, Murphy ijemba now works with Max fm formerly Radio Continental hosting similar show there 5 - 9 pm.


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See Conversation in Screenshots below.

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Politics / Breaking! President Buhari Promises To Help Gambia Recover Thier Stolen Funds by JaneMafrodite(f): 4:26pm On Oct 27, 2017
- Nigeria has promised to help The Gambia recover stolen wealth which was allegedly embezzled by former president Yahya Jammeh
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- Jammeh has been accused of stealing about $50 million from the nation's treasury

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- The World Bank has also promised to help The Gambia in recovering the loot The Nigerian government has promised to help The Gambia recovered the national wealth allegedly stolen by the former president, Yahya Jammeh.

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Jammeh, who was ousted with the help of the Nigerian government and other African leader, was accused of stealing about $50 million from the nation's coffers.
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The Nigerian ambassador to The Gambia, Oluwasegun Ibidapo-Obe, who made the promise said Nigeria will support The Gambia in recovering its assets.
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SMBC News reports that the World Bank has also offered to help The Gambia to reach for its wealth stolen by the ex-leader. The country has launched a bid to seize some of Jammeh’s known international assets, including a $ 3.5 million mansion outside the U.S. capital.
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Meanwhile, NAIJ.com previously reported that Abubakar Malami, the attorney general of federation and minister of justice, explained that negotiation with Switzerland on the return of $321 million recovered from the late Abacha family had been concluded.
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Malami on Thursday, October 26, said Nigeria had recently recovered the sum of eighty-five million US dollars from the controversial Malabu Restrained Funds from United Kingdom.
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The AGF stated this in his opening remarks at the Pre-Global Forum on Asset Recovery (GFAR) consultative meeting with the theme: Building an Ending Framework for Asset Recovery in Nigeria.


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Wonders! ...


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Culled from Naij.com
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Lalasticlala mynd44
Politics / Muhammadu Buhari Works Cormfortably From His Home - 2 Months After Return by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:44pm On Oct 26, 2017
President Buhari seems to still be working from his residence two months after his return from medical leave
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- The presidnet had initially announced that he would be working from home due to renovations in his office
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- However a popular media house spoke to his spokesperson and it was confirmed that he is yet to resume in the office
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Two days after he returned from a medical vacation which spanned 103 days, President Buahri wrote to the National Assembly, in line with constitutional provisions, intimating the parliament of his return to the country and resumption of office in the Presidential Villa, Abuja. He said: “In compliance with Section 145 of the 1999 Constitution (as amended), I write to intimate that I have resumed my functions as the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria with effect from Monday, 21st August, 2017, after my medical follow-up in the United Kingdom.”
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Then NAIJ.com reported that the president would temporarily operate from his official residence located in the villa due to the renovation of his main office by Julius Berger.
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Buhari's spokesperson Bashir Ahmad, explained that “Some renovations are ongoing at the office. He’ll be back to the main office after the work."

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Garba Shehu also said: “He has been using the residential office. What is important is that the job gets done. Whether he does it from his bedroom or his sitting room or his anteroom, it does not matter. Let the job be done. And the job will be done."

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However according to The Guardian, two months after, the president still shuttles between the office in his official residence and the new banquet hall located beside the main office, where he occasionally receives visitors.
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When he was contacted by the media house, Garba Shehu allegedly said: “No section of the law or constitution is breached. The entire presidential complex is both office and home to the president. He is right to use any part as his office so long as the job gets done.”
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NAIJ.com earlier reported that Tunde Braimoh, chairman committee on information of the Lagos state House of Assembly called on the President Muhammadu Buhari’s media aide to make sure that he put the office of the president in order.
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Braimoh on Wednesday, August 23, made this call in reaction to a statement credited to Buhari’s aide about the president working from his residence because his office was infested with rodents.

He said: ''It becomes superfluous, superficial and verbose of the media office to talk so tersely and scantily of the country’s highest office as to say it was infested by rodents. It is a national embarrassment which smirks of systemic failure and abject degradation."
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Culled from Naij.com

Romance / All You Nairaland Boys Should Stop Sending Me Mails Pls, I Am Taken. by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:51pm On Oct 23, 2017
All these poor 5 naira fuckboys on nairaland should stop sending me mails,
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I am taken., infact i have a guy if its money i need he will give it to me very well.

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If its fucck i also need he will also give it to me wella wella.
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So stop contacting me pls, thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Symba Hosts A Pool Party In Lagos In Racy Outfit (Photos) by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:42pm On Oct 23, 2017
Tot wey men don lick finish, if i catch dat one na 2 just insert my deek.
Celebrities / Re: Harrysong's Female Fan Grinds Her Derriere On His Crotch When She Sees Cash by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:41pm On Oct 23, 2017
Kai, okon mi ti le o, anyway d woman was only giving him a taste of samankwe kwe. Lol
Politics / Re: "Sylvanus Nsofor, Ambassadorial Nominee Too Old" U.S Tells Buhari by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:40pm On Oct 23, 2017
Him think say na to use him fellow criminals dey run government, bok,ohari is a basterd.

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Crime / Re: Family Raises Alarm As Ifeanyi Okpoko Is Taken To Abuja - Graphic Photos by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:38pm On Oct 23, 2017
Make una leave am na, dis man never kil people reach like Dullar,d bok,ohari.

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Crime / How To Get Banned On Nairaland - Nairaland - Tips (for Informative Purpose Only) by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:31pm On Oct 23, 2017
Nairaland is undobtedly the most informative, educative, interactive, and fun site.


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But there are some monkeys here who would like to come and spoil the fun, to put sand sand in our gari, or spoil our reggae with thier blues.
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Anyway, i have tips for you to go on ban - be it 3 days, i week, months, or even a lifetime ban depending on the nature of your Crime.

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Read well, so you will not come and meet me if they ban you.

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1. Post nude dirty pictures.

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2. Create fake topics


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3. Report fake incidents, news or events.
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4. Create Off Topic threads.

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5. Make racists/tribalistic comments

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6. Talk down on somebody's faith.

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7. Make heartbreaking abuses and insults.

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8. Abuse downgrade, defame, or insult a politician.

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9. Insult mods.

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10. Boast of creating multiple accounts, like some of my brodas do!


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The list is incomplete, feel free to add yours.

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(lalasticlala and mynd44 abeg o)

Politics / Re: Buhari Is A CORRUPT Con Man by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:05pm On Oct 23, 2017
Na today u just know?.. Anyway lalasticlala and mynd44 com and ban dis one o he is abusing your oga.
Travel / Re: My Very Ugly Experience With Cross Country Transport. Pictures attached!!! by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:04pm On Oct 23, 2017
After lala dem don suck dis one toto there, dem go carry him topic dey come frontpage.

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Travel / Re: My Very Ugly Experience With Cross Country Transport. Pictures attached!!! by JaneMafrodite(f): 7:03pm On Oct 23, 2017
Otu Gi gbakwa oku there!
Politics / Re: Sule Lamido Declares For 2019 Presidency Under PDP by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:55pm On Oct 23, 2017
Coloradvantage:
atiku have proven to be a builder, with foresight ... vision and class. he built most of his brand before assuming the office if the vc ... that shows foresight! ... I can't say when this business started making returns though!

we all have heard a lot of stories about him... corruption cases! none have been proven... obj just hate his ambition and quest... but someone been ambitious is not really bad! he just Dont want to lick objs ass like most politicians do! and we know obj very well.... he loves to be at the center of every thing!

atiku have employed a lot of people... even more than dangote. go find out!

factories schools... farms etc! he is creative... he is modern classy and ambitious!
for me this is the type of person Nigeria wants

and lastly... we have tried alot of messiahs before! if atiku is a thieve as obj ... portray him to be! let's try something new by voting in a thief ... that have employed many Nigerians... a thief with class... a thief with foresight a thief with vision. atiku is is not old in the head.., he is very much unlike manynof his northern brothers... ! above all atiku is not a religious fanatic! and ethnic bigot! go to his university and see things for your self.



this one is already campaigning for Atiku already.

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Romance / Please Who See 2face, Tell Him That I Want To Fucck Him - Jane by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:38pm On Oct 23, 2017
You heard my message - so, help me pass it along.
Politics / Re: Sule Lamido Declares For 2019 Presidency Under PDP by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:30pm On Oct 23, 2017
Hofbrauhaus:
Anybody can declare to run for presidency..Even a sarrki or two can declare to run...

If a Buhari as useless as he is can become the president, why not??



Lol.

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Politics / Re: Sule Lamido Declares For 2019 Presidency Under PDP by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:29pm On Oct 23, 2017
Coloradvantage:
see em face. we want atiku ..if incase, not this guy!


my broda say 'No' to old recycled leaders, Thanks.

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Politics / Re: Sule Lamido Declares For 2019 Presidency Under PDP by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:28pm On Oct 23, 2017
Young03:
who first dey hol am

Leave d abok,i He be lyk say him never rear cow and rape small pikin finish.

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Politics / Sule Lamido Declares For 2019 Presidency Under PDP by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:24pm On Oct 23, 2017
A one time Jigawa State Governor and Chieftain of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, Dr Sule Lamido has declared intention to run for the presidency in the 2019 Presidential election under the Platform of the Party.

This was contained in a letter he personally wrote to the members of the Party, a copy which was obtained in Abuja on Monday.
‎Lamido would be the second contestant to show interest in the office, the first being the Ekiti State Governor, Mr Peter Ayodele Fayose, though the office was zoned to the North by the Party.
Lamido’s letter reads: “Today, 57 years after the independence of our dear country, can we in all sincerity claim to have achieved the dream of our founding fathers?

“Where did we fail and from where did we begin to fail? Nigeria with its natural endowment and human capacity cannot be forgiven for being otherwise.
“We cannot even demonstrate our ability and capacity to meet domestic, regional and global challenges which currently seems to overwhelm us.

“The PDP will and must lead the nation back into a bright, progressive, and innovative future.
“To the world, Nigeria must demonstrate our confidence, tenacity in our ability and capability to address our domestic regional and global challenges that confront us.

“It is against this background that I offer myself to vie for the office of the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in 2019 if my party finds me worthy to fly its flag.
“I am no means claiming to be the only capable material, any PDP member, given the trust and support can fly our flag, and I expect many more aspirants will express the desire to run.

“My hope and prayer is that at the end of all the process which I hope will be open, fair transparent and credible is to give Nigeria in 2019 candidate who will lead the party and Nigeria.

“This is because there is no alternative to PDP in 2019, it will be a defining moment in the Nigerian political evolution.”
Meanwhile, the National Executive Council (NEC), Meeting of the Party holds today in Abuja.
The meeting is expected to consider and approved the proposed amendment to its constitution and as well fixed a dated for its Elective National Convention for the election of its National Officers.

While the members Board of Trustee, BOT ‎of the Party were attending a crucial meeting ahead of today’s NEC meeting as the Press time behind closed doors, most of the NEC members have stormed Abuja for the meeting.
When Tribune Online visited the National Secretariat of the Party yesterday, the building popularly known as “WADATA PLAZA” was dotted with various banners and posters of aspirants for the Elective National Convention.

http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/2019-sule-lamido-declares-presidency-pdp/

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