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Romance / I Want To Suck Sugarcane - Like I Am H@rny by JaneMafrodite(f): 2:28pm On Apr 25, 2018
I am hoorny right now and want to suck a Pernis. The rain has raining in my side so i am feeling cold. I dont know if anyman is weeling to offer me his joystick.

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Politics / Re: Saraki & Wife, Osinbajo & Wife, Otedola At Dangote's Daughter's Wedding In Lagos by JaneMafrodite(f): 8:16am On Mar 26, 2018
olamakinde:
bad belle

ur papa
Politics / Re: Saraki & Wife, Osinbajo & Wife, Otedola At Dangote's Daughter's Wedding In Lagos by JaneMafrodite(f): 9:56am On Mar 24, 2018
Boko haram gbagbukwa unu with bomb.

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Health / Re: Man Weds His Wife Who Has Breast Cancer On Hospital Bed In Benue After 50 Years by JaneMafrodite(f): 12:16pm On Jan 22, 2018
So wetin dis man go com suck, maybe u go suck my own, #50k per sucking.
Crime / Re: SARS Officials Saw Man With 4 Human Heads, Made Him Pay N2m And... - Somto Obasi by JaneMafrodite(f): 12:11pm On Jan 22, 2018
SARS ARE CRIMINALS, Can u imagine, poor boy trying to do experiment with human head u are collecting Money from his hand.

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Business / Re: Who Knows Where I Can Buy Acid (hot Acid) by JaneMafrodite(f): 6:04pm On Jan 07, 2018
mavinc4u:



And who has time for a nonentity, scaly wag and frustrated being looking for who to pour acid on. That acid will first pour on you before you achieve your awful plan.



Thanks for finally revealing whats on your mind, anyway i hope you enjoy ur ban.
Business / Re: Who Knows Where I Can Buy Acid (hot Acid) by JaneMafrodite(f): 3:46pm On Jan 07, 2018
mavinc4u:


I am perfectly fine. I acted base on your statement. Choose your words wisely. E no dey hard before e go begin dey hard. You don't joke with everything.


no time for riff raffs.
Business / Re: Who Knows Where I Can Buy Acid (hot Acid) by JaneMafrodite(f): 11:34am On Jan 06, 2018
mavinc4u:


Please any enforcement agency around this babe should pick her up immediately. No time for story, the year is still fresh for any nonsense.


something is wrong with u,
Business / Who Knows Where I Can Buy Acid (hot Acid) by JaneMafrodite(f): 5:32pm On Jan 05, 2018
I have been Needing This Acid for a very long time,
i have been lukin for acid for a very long time, The kind of acid am talking about is that very hot Chemical one that if you pour on Somebody's body it will burn.

I Dunno where to see it sef Or even buy.
Pls pepul with very useful information should let me know where i can Buy it, ....
Thanks.

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.
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i want to use it for experiment for those of u that are curious.
Politics / Re: Dambazau Visits Scene Of January 1 Rivers Killings (Photos) by JaneMafrodite(f): 5:22pm On Jan 05, 2018
Lalasticlala lalasticlala lalasticlala how far?
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: President Buhari Sympathizes With Nigerians by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:07pm On Dec 24, 2017
YAHOO YAHOO BOYS TRY
AGBERO TRY
CULTISTS TRY
BABALAWOS TRY
ARMED ROBBERS TRY
RITUALISTS TRY
MTN TRY
BET9JA TRY

...................
but none is a greater scam then the empty brained old Daura Du,llard called buhari.

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Politics / Re: Pump Attendant Arrested For Selling Fuel At N240 (video) by JaneMafrodite(f): 4:11pm On Dec 24, 2017
Buhari it shall never be well with your Generations.

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Politics / Re: Ipob Female Rep Caught Using Old Picture As Evidence Of Gtbank Boycott by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:06pm On Dec 21, 2017
VivianUdeogu:
animals like are the reason why we Igbos have now become a laughing stock. instead of we Igbos to bury your head in shame, you are busy cussing your mother. ikpu nnegi!!

AKPA AMU NNA GI,
ibughi onye igbo,
igbos are united, you must be born by Boko haram Fathers
And Ewu Yoruba mother.

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Politics / Re: Ipob Female Rep Caught Using Old Picture As Evidence Of Gtbank Boycott by JaneMafrodite(f): 9:52pm On Dec 21, 2017
Mr poster, AFO SAGBUKWE NNA GI! THUNDER GBAGBUKWE NNA GI EKWENSU GBUO YOUR FAMILY THERE!

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Politics / Re: Ipob Female Rep Caught Using Old Picture As Evidence Of Gtbank Boycott by JaneMafrodite(f): 9:51pm On Dec 21, 2017
Mr poster, AFO SAGBUKWE NNA GI! THUNDER GBAGBUKWE NNA GI EKWENSU GBUO YOUR FAMILY THERE!

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Crime / Re: Customer Hacks Unity Bank System, Steals N23 Million With ATM Card by JaneMafrodite(f): 9:42pm On Dec 21, 2017
Na my people be dat.
Travel / Re: Driver Kills Masquerade In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by JaneMafrodite(f): 8:48pm On Dec 21, 2017
How i wish that masquerade was buhari.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls Help I Need A Good Security Job For My Brother by JaneMafrodite(f): 9:25pm On Dec 13, 2017
fun1:

you no get sense at all, your brother will think Na village people dey do am, not knowing you are his main problem, Na you number I ask for abi wetin dey do your miserable life? I wan do your brother or what? mtchewwwe


YOU MUST BE VERY STEW PID, I am not surprised atall at ur bad mouth.
Look at this jobless Agent/scammer who is commenting on every single thread in advert section looking for cheap MAGA.
I KNOW UR KIND OGA, SO BLEEP OFF MY THREAD AND NEVER U AGAIN REPLY ME IN YOUR LIFE, EWU!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls Help I Need A Good Security Job For My Brother by JaneMafrodite(f): 5:05pm On Dec 11, 2017
fun1:
forward your brothers number

oga, if you have work tell me stop asking for fone number
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins 2017 Ballon D’or; His 5th Award (Photos) by JaneMafrodite(f): 2:10pm On Dec 08, 2017
emusmithy:


You sound as if Messi did win it all by himself.

Likes of Iniesta, Xavi, Dani Alves and Neymar laboured for him to.

In football, no player is an island.

Stop being jealous, Juventus defeated you in UCL and Madrid humiliated them. Swallow it with pride.



So, a playmaker who drops deep to create is now being compared to a Parasite/ sorry Striker?
Romance / Re: Can You Date Your Boss Or Colleague?: Nigerians React by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:55pm On Dec 07, 2017
Martin0:

Na lie eegringrin linus Mbagringrin


where did dis Bush Monkey come from?
Politics / Re: Libya Returnee Rejects Obaseki’s Monthly Stipend; Libya Best Place To Work (pic) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:48pm On Dec 07, 2017
tsdarkside:


that means you are not even in nigeria....??...but you wan always tell us things...

i dont think a nigerian will dare talk like you when you are still here....
Cx




hahahahaha, Nigeria is Hell.
Romance / Re: Can You Date Your Boss Or Colleague?: Nigerians React by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:41pm On Dec 07, 2017
No office that i have worked that i didnt get to f,uck the Boss, infact i have lost counts.
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Politics / Re: Libya Returnee Rejects Obaseki’s Monthly Stipend; Libya Best Place To Work (pic) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:19pm On Dec 07, 2017
Nnamdi kanu says wen am done with Nigeria hell will b a better place, and its Happening,
Very soon All of you will run out of NI ZOO RIA. hahahahahahaah

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Crime / Re: Police Arrests Two Hotel Staff For $17,000 Theft, 11 Others (pic) by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:15pm On Dec 07, 2017
Another buhari caused crime, somebori shld tell dat dull brain fulani man to get ready and keep building prisons cos many pepul including Me will end up der.

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Romance / Re: Couple Take Their Prewedding Photos To Rail Track,Photos Go Viral by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:12pm On Dec 07, 2017
Dat babe NYANSH just dey mek my dick stand.
Politics / Re: Isaac Ezirim, Kennedy Ekezie-Joseph & Hauwa Ojeifo For Queen Young Leaders Award by JaneMafrodite(f): 10:10pm On Dec 07, 2017
AFO SAGBUE BUHARI!!!

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