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ChidinmaRose:
Wow. Such a girly Playlist. Congrats on your new phone!

Thank you It's girly I know. Lolz

[quote author=klenton post=43770116][/quote]Now this is the kind of stupid sh!t I f&kn hate. First of all, you are a f00l. Secondly, you don't me, and you don't know how much money I make.
I don't even understand, a woman works her ass off and is able to afford expensive things and someone random asswipe out of nowhere comes and says that she has a sugar Daddy.

See how Nigerian Men constantly disrespect women every day I don't get it!

easrael:
I am so sure that I cannot keep it again...

Awwwww. Hugs*

BenKafor:
Hahaha. Don't you know I can get 5 of this Phantom for you if I wanted to

Abegi, you can't even afford the first ever Tecno model

TrollinStone:
sure me die say e dey use bb
sure me die say e dey use bb

Lol

BenKafor:
No vex na. OK sorry.

You are just upset I got a new phone while you are here still waiting for your last month's salary

BenKafor:
I thought it was only Nigerian songs the boom player could play

Is your question rhetorical? It plays all songs abeg, I even have a Russian song on it

easrael:
JanethEze

I am in love with you...

I can treat you right baby

Come to papa now

Are you sure?

firstking01:
Sorry, but my spec and brand ain't there

It's a list of songs, not a list of phones.

So yeah I got my Phantom 5 finally and the Boom player is on point. I'm so obsessed!

So here's a list of songs you gotta have on your Playlist (in no particular order):
1. Zero - Chris Brown
2. Formation - Beyonce
3. Adventure of a Lifetime - Coldplay
4. Kiss is better - Rihanna
5. Save me - Timo ODV
6. Work - Rihanna (duh!)
7. Sorry - Justin Bieber (yes, yes, I am a girl!)
8. Fine by me - Chris Brown
9. What do you mean - Justin Bieber (no such thing as too much BEIBER!!!)
10. Shower - Becky G

So yeah, that's the awesome list. Download them songs yo, you definitely would thank me later.

Also, please tell me what songs YOU have on YOUR Playlist coz I love you guys and your opinions matter meeeeee!

Kisses.

By the way lovelies, here's something funny to keep you going http://ariesmoda.com/2016/i-spent-15-minutes-in-a-keke-and-this-is-what-happened-a-true-nigerian-story/

kennybenjminz:
She may be more popular than you now..

Asin

majorclems:
Would have seen this as a wasted effort buh since trending, its a huge success. .

I think I first saw it on Facebook. It's crazy

This is really hilarious!

Lol

LOL

toyeoye:
dry

You haven't even seen anything yet. See this Twitter post by a Nigerian girl http://bbs.tecno-mobile.com/forum/general/14386-nigerian-twitter-talks-relationships-and-50k-salary

Girls, would you date a guy that earns 50k? http://bbs.tecno-mobile.com/forum/general/14386-nigerian-twitter-talks-relationships-and-50k-salary

Only 10 would be chosen so it's first come first serve

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iHart:
then don't make the caption of the thread to have suspense, so people won't be enticed to enter only to find link up and down!!

Like I said. Someone else will knock your hustle too OK. Enjoy your life.

iHart:
I hate these link of a thing on Nairaland. if you ain't posting it completely, don't post at all! I will be watching you too...:-)

You hate it then don't enter the thread in the first place. Anyway, I hope someone knocks your hustle too. It won't be me, it would me someone else.

You are funny o. Trying to knock someone's hustle. Don't worry, I'll be watching you.

iHart:
“You don find wetin you go wear for
Saturday?”
“No oh, but I go enter market Friday, you
know I gats look fresh”
You thought that was a dialogue between two
girls, didn’t you? Ha-Ha! No. This conversation
was between two…. (Wait for it)… two Igbo
boys with acidic Igbo accents.
For a while, the duo went on and on about
trousers and shoes, belts, shirts and hats, all
for this a “Saturday event”. And what is this
event, you may ask? A birthday? Nope, A
thanksgiving service? I seriously doubt that.
A red carpet event? Psssht, oh please.
As I sat, slightly cramped in the Ke-Ke, in
between the two, I heard one of them utter a
powerful four letter word that shed light on
what the conversation was about. This word,
which when mentioned, gives young scholars
and Obasanjo brief moments of extremely
heavy breathing; JAMB. They were talking
about what to wear to the JAMB examination
on Saturday.
These two young men, leaders of tomorrow,
yammering about moccasins matching their
jackets were actually talking about an exam,
not just any exam. The exam that gives Naija
youths sleepless nights and days filled with
thoughts of the impending doom. The big
J.A.M.B, the second most hated word in
Nigeria, right after “Buhari”.
Still eavesdropping, I heard one of them ask
the other “But guy, you don read? As in, you
dey ready for the exam?”, then the other
responded with a violent “Abegggiiii, no
start!”
I frantically searched for a handkerchief in
my purse, for you see, “Agbero number 2” shot
bullets of spit into my ear when he responded
to “ Agbero number 1”.
I finally found a tissue, and as I sat there in
silent rage, tissue in ear, still in denial,
I thought to myself; “Are these two idiots
seriously arguing about who will look fresher
on the day of the exam?” Yes, yes they were.
As always, in every situation, I deduce a
theory. In this case, there are actually
two suitable ones;
—–Either THEY are retards
OR
——-They ARE retards.
Well either way,
So wetin concern me?
P.S. We need to teach our youths; our future
leaders that Knowledge is Power!

DTop1NaijaModel:
Good evening Ana. Nice 1. I just saw your ad and want to work with you. I am a professional model and want to inquire about the process of becoming one of the 10 girls, so I will email you later tonight. God bless you all.

She would be looking forward to your email

By the way. Wishing you guys a Happy Women's Day

chigoizie7:
Well, only a yaba right patient will understand me, but since u fall to the left category, I am not surprised u didn't understand me.

People just come on someone's thread and start to yarn absolute rubbish. Anyway, silence is the best answer for a f00l so I won't reply you again.

Yuneehk:
If I do/do not read it, I'll still be me. So Op you're on ya own

Why share your opinion if you were not interested in reading it in the first place? Like I don't even understand people. Whatever mehn!

chigoizie7:
Just when I tot yaba left patients has finished, one just proved me wrong

I don't understand what you are even on about.

“You don find wetin you go wear for Saturday?”

“No oh, but I go enter market Friday, you know I gats look fresh”

You thought that was a dialogue between two girls, didn’t you? Ha-Ha! No. This conversation was between two…....

Click on the link to read more. It is just too damn funny, chai http://ariesmoda.com/2016/i-spent-15-minutes-in-a-keke-and-this-is-what-happened-a-true-nigerian-story/

OnyeAraNdiIgbo:
Abeg who has won something from the forum?


UNTIL SOMEONE WINS, I'M NOT MOVING A INCH

Lmao