₦airaland Forum

MrKnowitall:
Victims of Ujukwu. The selfish imbecille sent them to their death.

not opinion but fact

most of pdp e-t*outs,e-young buh old enough to b granpa are being paid for their jobs especially pa chukwudi
FFK be like "congrats.....Am proud of You...You always make me proud on NAIRALAND....YOUR MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION HAS BEEN INCREASED TO 2G...IF YOU.WORK HARDER THIS MONTH ...IT WILL 2.5G NEXT MONTH"
A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man passing by overhead the response, he shooked his head and said: " jonathan will kill us in this
country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4.

Dbestmax:
Make ur left nyash catch fire IJN Amen

go back to ur pman's balls c*u*n*t

Ronaldoooo

PUSKAAAAASSSSS RODRIQUEZ

LOWWWWWW

david luiz...ahaaaaa

GMB2015
As the presidential Election approaches remember
these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated
hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons
against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of
Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O
BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another
4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY
AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!
copy and share to fellow Nigerians
CHANGE IS INEVITABLE

NapoIeon:
Buhari is a certified terrorist

U are a certified hoelowreeburuckle

A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man passing by overhead the response, he shooked his head and said: " jonathan will kill us in this
country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4.
GEJ till 2015

nwafuluozoh:
Does this mean some APC members on nairaland will not live long?

eediot Buhari is living proof of what P.Adeboye said

all i know is GMB2015
A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. A man passing by overhead the response, he shook his head and said: " Jonathan will kill us in this
country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4.

Ozedy:
This is your own contract, to copy and past in all thread. then click like with the different accounts created by you. you people can only deceive those you can deceive. paper tiger.

o je iru ni ....c*u*n*t

Pauljonnes:
. MR. FOOL , SEE THE GREATEST ONE'S ARE CAUSED BY APC.. NO WAY FOR BUHARI..... BAAMA SON BUHARI

stop thinking with your anus

tanoids come defend ur boss

LMAO

GMB 2015
As the presidential Election approaches remember
these factors:
1. The Chibok Girls.
2. NNPC Scam.
3. Police pension fund.
4. Missing $20Billion.
5. $9million Arms deal.
6. Bomb Blasts.
7. Immigration job scam.
8. Petroleum pump price.
9. Dwindling external reserves
10. Oil theft.
11. Incessant Power outage.
12.ASUU & poly Strike.
13. Doctors' Strike.
14. National Assembly tragedy.
15. Stella's Oduah Aviation Scam
16. Kerosene subsidy
17. Near-empty Excess Crude Account
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for Ebola;
They Didn't Raise 21Billion for dilapidated
hospitals;
They didn't raise 21Billion for Military Weapons
against Boko Haram
They Didn't raise 21Billion for children dying of
Vaccine preventable disease
They didn't raise 21Billion for the homeless>:O
BUT they all gathered to raise 21Billion for another
4Years of INEPTITUDE. IMPUNITY, MEDIOCRITY
AND BAD GOVERNANCE.
~:-) NO WAY!!! NO MORE!!!

yes na

(1) PEJ
(2) MADUEKE
(3) IWEALA
(4) STELLA

The Nigeria presidents.........they are ruling Nigeria under PDP......ruling Nigeria since 2009

great

who is okupe

Pictures of their PVCs or na 21b dem come chop
Enugu State with
662,445. PVCs
in the North-West which has seven
states, 12,013,961 PVCs have been collected.
The seven states in the zone are Kebbi,
Zamfara, Jigawa, Sokoto, Kano, Katsina and
Kaduna.
There are also 6,270,736 PVCs that have been
collected in the six states of the South-West.
The states are Lagos, Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Ogun
and Oyo.
http://www.punchng.com/news/38-7-million-
nigerians-now-have-voter-cards-inec/

R.I.P PDP after 15 years of ruining(ruling) the country..... NW and SW dey vex 18M PVC=permit for voting out clueless
na dem come last....na we b d top 3
#shokiTinz.....aaah...shoki...shoki...aaah
Clueless till FeBuhari
FeBuhari till eternity
haters should go nd die so that they can be taken to mortuary
they shouldnt think of coming back cuz they ll b given a befitting ceremony

chuka5000:
Pls don't do dirty jokes with the name of the dead. May Dora akunyili's gentle soul rest in perfect peace.

I didnt do dirty jokes with her name ...I only showed how intelligent she was

YOBO.....hahaaaa
Sai Buhari till Barcelona or Chelsea buy Yobo

its only Yobo we know here in France cuz he hlpd us during the world cup.....he was a good striker of ours when we played Nigeria..
Clueless till FeBuhari
FeBuhari till eternity
haters should go nd die so that they can be taken
to mortuary
they shouldnt think of coming back cuz they ll b
given a befitting ceremony

we all.knw You are change we need

HzRF:
Ur moniker I get it
Gone are the days when januzaj still dey do very well

He don lost his sense

I knw d same thing is affecting u
Van gaal will loan him out anytym from nw


U should follow the trend
relocate to Bujumbura in Burundi if u can't stand gej cuz na gej till 2019

O je iru ni

come2015...he ll shed elephant tears
Buhari till BANCE wins world sexiest player

Jonathan met with the Queen of
England.
He asked her:
JONATHAN: How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me?
I want to help Nigeria.
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i
know the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask
them to answer an intelligent riddle.
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
"Please send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and
said,"Yes, your majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said,"Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is
not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is
it? "Without pausing for a minute David Cameron
answered,"that would be me." Yes, very good,"said
the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice
President Sambo
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your
father have a child, it's not your brother and it's
not your sister, who is it?
SAMBO:."I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could
give him an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo
ran into Dora Akunyili.
Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and
it's not your brother or sister,who is it?"
Dora answered sharply, "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!"
Then he went back to speak with President
Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's
Dora Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder
Nigeria isn't moving forward, I am Surrounded by
Dummies.! The answer is David Cameron!"

if GMB didnt buy a single rifle in his regime and he was able to fight drug dealers and corruption.....You should be ashamed of Yourself
SaiBuhari till BANCE wins world sexiest footballer

wait niigga....u ll shed elephant tears come2015 FeBuhari....saiBuhari

wait niigga....u ll shed elephant tears

its high time this guy stopped taking kai kai.....am nt a northern oooo....buh as a Nigerian i cant stand another four years of cluelessness
saiBuhari #opetarionKickOutClurless

tit:
Operation get Lagos under the Umbrella!
The biggest party in Africa!

Sai Goodluck/Sambo
Four more years!!!
Transformation noni!

I is excited!
I will be there!!!

u ll b there for ur 2K bah....am happy for U...a month subscription.....come2015....U and Pa chukwudi will be employed.....at least u ll b collecting 20times of dat 2k...u fit subscribe for a year.....720,000 jobs tinza