₦airaland Forum

mrodogu:
he was a hero, truly missed by kogites

the legacy he laid was destroyed by ur PDP kankwrm

*languishing stare at you*

obinnashady:
that explains that he was not a good man at all.ask that twitter gal 'Empress Sugabelly

I won't discredit her allegations

mbulela:
Was he not a thief?

I cannot say no to that

specco:
Notwithstanding all that, Kogi people still 'voted' en masse for the man. Why?

I'm baffled. I really don't no him personally, but at death he is mocked. It tells another story. Ppl sud of been in sorrow, but apparently no one around here seems to miss him or feel his absence. Ppl are rather celebrating. I can't explain myself.

obinnashady:
if u are mr ibu,u wouldn't have done nothing

dare me and I Will tell you how I made 5000$ from a suit of relatively similar situation. I would have shone in my 14th minutes if I were he. Believe I know something about celebrity stunting

chimkaire:
...for rapists

perhaps, and looters LOL

Otapipia:
For saying this about the dead, your death will be worse than his. Your corpse willt be lost and they will be no burial for you. Fool.

you are waste of space and oxygen

For where na? Abeg make una find another thing write joor

Una notice the belle of that man wey stay beside her?

The man is on point. He got his facts and that's that

Hahaha you guys are funny. Is a shame how Audu left disgracefully. Imagine how many people insulting his body and his death. He's being mocked like a thief.
Life! Be content with your blessings and do good works to be remembered for

Congrats, Mrs Harris!!!!! I celebrate with you for being a good woman and a motivation to your husband. Am glad your husband shares this to inspire people like my lovely daughters and nieces. My wife does more that that for me tho LOL

To ascertain ur authenticity, put your office address here, and tell us what kind of treatment you offer. This advertisement alone is baseless and has an open end question mark

There are schools in Nigeria na, why does government have have to spend so much and who really are these special ones government is paying for?

Am sure by now his eyes Will be shinning like the zoo

Make una leave the man joor. Wetin him do?

Can this be introduced in Nigeria as a law?

Who them help?

We are also looking for who stole our money running in trillions of pounds. Why is EFCC not publishing images of those culprits?
Nigerians are using this opportunity to plead to EFCC to help us arraign past government office holders for our trillions.
If you cannot help us, how then do you want us to help you arrest a man who manner fell into his pocket?
The only person who can mistakenly pay in such money stole it and was hurriedly taking advantage of our drifted attention due to the bomb blasts around the world to disintegrate the sum of loots in his account.
Satan catch you. Oga run 4:40. No dull. Go and enjoy it in a cool island.

Edigrows:
U would have said U need attention catching ppl jerking off is not new! and he is not a stranger, he is her fiance, make una grow up!

boy oh boy .... I can c the smokes from afar
Flame them up! Two thumbs up for ya

Mr Ibu if to say you sabi stunt you for take this opportunity shine. I wish say na me be you. Hollywood for adjust their camera lens

Epic response

peeparty:
@the word willingly.

The two shall become one na...shebi its for
better and for worse? including properties.

nice one, also implies that whosoever owns the property owns it for the family.
In my rightful sense, I will never ask that of my wife and will never encourage any lady to do such. The husband has a vicious agenda

Number 2 is useless to me. Their parents never sent them to school to learn their mother tongues, excuse me! No one is obliged to respond to your in pidgin or indigenous language. Why is one educated if she can't show it off? Education is not meant to be stowed in the purse.
Am sorry if you feel intimidated by English-speaking, English textbooks are user friendly

Nemeka:
Don't really believe in that "talk no ill of the dead". Bros, say it the way it is for others to learn

I like ur reasoning bros. Wise men say nothing is hidden under the sun, not even inside the grave. I've seen girls whose lives have been twisted or ended by monsters possessing scrotal sacs. I don't buy all her story, but I don't believe Audu would escape steel bars if there were any justice in Nigeria

tweeby:
Thanks a lot dear..... My sister was robbed through d window, very bad robbery but we thank God

I wish she read this in time, she could have averted it. Send my heart to your sister. Hope she recovers from the shock soonest

prettysolid:
Which country do u live in

and why did you ask?

*I will advise people not to keep phones or valuables beside Windows or on the bed.

* Keep valuables in lockers and ensure they are tightly closed.

*Buy cheap Nokia fones and keep on the floor away from the window for emergency controls

*If possible secure the lower part of ur Windows with wire mesh and space about 5cm apart.

*Alternatively, fasten a kinda thick material to the lower part of the window to block view and easy access.

*Place empty tins by the Windows that will create a loud noise when they fall down.

*Electrify the ironmongery and energize at bedtime.

* activate alarm sensors around the Windows.

* move your bed far away from the windows.

* Never lay your head by the window, better have your legs down there.

* be observant of foot or shoe prints on the floors
around your Windows.

*sleeping under mosquito net, it serves as a fence.

* build another curtain wall about 60cm away from the window and decorate with jingle bells. (You can easily slide it open in the morning).

*be vigilant when you wake up to urinate.

*Always keep a torch beside your bed.

*have safety discussions with your family and plan your safety together.

* turn your CCTV or spy cameras on and position them properly.

*have the police or Vigilante distress numbers on a chart by the corridor or entrance.

*ensure the dogs are let out and unchained

* lubricate all door hinges and rotating electronic devices to avoid confusing noise.

* don't sleep with earplugs, earphones or headphones on.

* try to discuss any abnormalities observed (at night) with your family.

* pray to God for your safety, but don't fold hands and just pray, while you pray also make an action. Prayer goes with work.

*have a checklist of valuable things to ensure they have all been stowed at safe places.

*keep your power plant at a safe distance and use acoustic panels to keep the noise low

*use Window blinds, but ensure they are of strong material (cos the boys come handy).

* keep a machete under your bed for defense

* if your Window is in a recess, build a pavement up to a meter high or store some items to reduce proximity

* whatever you do, don't panic! Stay calm, think and act fast.

Palmwinetapper:
a relationship of 4 years

LOL if e like make e reach 18 years. boyfriend na boyfriend

wow! but Ali baba with ALL this write-up you made no sense at all. it is pure hate. she never meant to insult Ibu, in my mind tho, but to sell a hint which we all understood. Mr. Ibu i thought could have capitalized on this by making a real proposal {a stunt} which may attract international journalist. i dont think so far he made any real life moves, but since she innitiated it, he could have earned his 14th minute of fame there.
Ali, you stepping in, is so low and lame of you. i thought you were the king of comedy in Nigeria, doesnt seem to me anymore. you are being spiteful

one really has to take care of his body.