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Christianity Etc › Re: Famous Nigerian Pastor & Church Dedicated To The Occult by jasoncage(m): 3:42pm On Jul 19, 2023

Yeah done. Sorry.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Famous Nigerian Pastor & Church Dedicated To The Occult by jasoncage(m): 3:09pm On Jul 19, 2023*

Thanks. Sent you an email.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigeria LNG Limited Announces 2022 Graduate Trainee Recruitment by jasoncage(m): 2:57pm On Jul 19, 2023

Hello bro. Sent you an email. Would like to discuss and make some inquiries if you don't mind.

airsaylongcome:
Sha drink water. And have lunch. Make hypoglycemia no go hook men o.

I know all of you will be nearly "useless" at work today. But God is in control. And many go celebrate today

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Totalenergies Graduate Recruitment by jasoncage(m): 12:10pm On Nov 25, 2022

MsAnonymous:
Which role?

Which roles have done their medicals?

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Totalenergies Graduate Recruitment by jasoncage(m): 5:18pm On Nov 23, 2022

Has piping progressed to medicals?

Politics › Re: We're Well Prepared To Defend Ourselves– Herdsmen Vow Not To Relocate From South by jasoncage(m): 7:27pm On Jul 20, 2019

Aaaah Nigerians. Squabbling amongst ourselves on matters of tribe, thinking you're better than the next tribe, not knowing you're puppets, playing the game they want you to play, acting and typing out of false cultural indoctrinations of being better than the next tribe, of being wronged by a certain tribe. Can't we see beyond that? What happened to objectivity and using our brains?
I've checked for this so called news in the punch papers. Didn't find it. If someone has please upload a picture of the article.
How sad would it be to see y'all have been insulting each other over some fake news.

Christianity Etc › Re: Crisis Of Faith...pls I Need Answers To Some Questions by jasoncage(m): 9:21pm On Mar 22, 2017

1. God doesn't desire for anyone to go to hell. John 3:17 For God did not send His Son into the world that He might condemn the world, but that the world might be saved through Him.
Man in Adam and Eve sinned and as a result, the nature of sin and it's consequence passed down. The consequence being separation from God, spiritual death. Faith in the Christ remedies that. The human has a choice to either accept the Zoe or not. Inasmuch as the Father loves, he's not going to force us. It would render free will useless. Man has a choice, eternal salvation by faith or damnation (which is described as death).

2. Man has a choice. God knew the nature of man was and is corruption, that's why a permanent perfecting solution in Christ was put in place. He set the solution for sin nature already. Christ. See it is not sin by works that is the issue of man. It is the sinful nature within him which brings works of sin.

3. The flesh cannot enter heaven. It's corruptible. The body is just a vessel, your spirit is the real you. Heaven is a spiritual realm. God is spirit. The spirit of the believer is saved, his flesh is not. 1 Corinthians 15:50 I tell you this, my brothers: an earthly body made of flesh and blood cannot get into God’s Kingdom. These perishable bodies of ours are not the right kind to live forever.
The spirit of the believer which is born after God is a citizen of heaven already, albeit living in the physical until the day of our Lord or physical death. Whichever comes first.

Perhaps you ought to read your Bible more. Not daily nuggets or to claim promises but to understand the person of God by his revelation of Christ, and what his sacrifice has given you. It's key.

Christianity Etc › Re: Which Is The Remnant Church? by jasoncage(m): 4:07pm On Mar 12, 2017

Holman Christian Standard Bible Romans 11:5-6 In the same way, then, there is also at the present time a remnant chosen by grace. Now if by grace, then it is not by works; otherwise grace ceases to be grace.

The Greek translated church is "ekklesia", literally meaning "the called out ones". Who by faith in Christ Jesus have been translated from the kingdom of darkness to the kingdom of God, believers. The church of Christ is not about denominations, denominations are institutions where the Christian is taught the truth in accordance to scripture but the church of Christ (figuratively called His body) is the collection of all believers, all the ekklesia. Not a particular denomination or members of a particular denomination. God doesn't know the Christian by the church he attends. He relates with us by virtue of new birth. You are the remnant, by virtue of faith in Christ in quite a perverse world.

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Romance › Re: Virgins Have Nothing To Offer Except Their Tight Private Part – Nigerian Girl by jasoncage(m): 1:05pm On Mar 08, 2017

Miggs:
I doubt you read my earlier post on this thread.The fact that a lady is a virgin today,does not mean she won't fucck around after she gets disvirgined tomorrow.The fact that Ifediba isn't a virgin today,does not mean she fuccks around.
Nigerian men,make una open una eyes.There is no such thing as a pure,angelic woman.They simply don't exist
Quit searching for what doesn't exist

I have issues with your comments, but I'll just tell you not to be quick to justify being a non virgin with reasons like future promiscuity or dearth of "pure, angelic" women. That you haven't met one doesn't mean there aren't. Perhaps not in your searching circles anyway, but don't generalize.

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Christans Called To Serve? by jasoncage(m): 7:26am On Jan 22, 2017

Let's see Paul
2 Corinthians 1:24 not that we rule [like dictators] over your faith, but rather we work with you for [the increase of] your joy; for in your faith you stand firm [in your strong conviction that Jesus of Nazareth—the Messiah—is the Son of God, through whom we obtain eternal salvation].
An error in the body of Christ is to think that pastors are closer to God than the "ordinary" Christian. In Christ, we are all the same, God loves and dwells within us the same, pastors and members alike. The "least" Christian is as close to God as the holiest pastor.
We submit to learn, and they lead to teach, not as lords or masters. For in Christ, we are equal.

Christianity Etc › Re: Sinful Giver Vs Repentant Non Giver.. Who's The Real Christian? by jasoncage(m): 7:16am On Jan 22, 2017

What makes you a Christian is faith in Christ alone. Not works lest any man boast. Eph 2:9. For being a Christian, you're a citizen of heaven because you have the nature of God within you. Primary things first. Giving or works have nothing to do with going to heaven. But as Christians, you should give and abound in good works.

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Cries Of Disgruntled Christian by jasoncage(m): 10:05pm On Mar 07, 2015

Chris,
It all bears down to faith. Hope in itself is a word that takes out the effectiveness of God. Faith is rooted. I believe (and maybe that's just me) that if you reach a point where a man's doubts about God totally overshadow his 'faith', he perhaps never truly had faith or he doesn't really know what it means to. Then, God, the bible, church and the whole christian stuff becomes a formality he eventually casts aside. There will always be God reality vs the reasoning of the unregenerated mind of man. I insist that true faith defiantly steps up in the mind of the believer at that moment. You cannot conceive the God reality without true faith.

That aside, "why does He let it linger if He can stop it?:" Say the smith gets tired and removes the gold before its pure, it would be worthless. There's nothing like 'half baked' gold, the time has to be complete even if the gold doesn't know when.
Perhaps likening God to a smith isn't the perfect example as he cant speak to his gold. But we have a God, a Father. He speaks! Oh how He speaks. We aren't listening! We aren't sensitive to His voice. We listen to the wrong things, the wrong voices and all the while His Spirit within us groans and wishes we could just listen for a minute!
So, i'd rather you live by a defiant faith, the true faith, than a lukewarm, weak and fragile, submissive and about-to-snap hope. It takes that to first accept that He's going through it with you and then, you'll start seeing His evidences.
Shey i never bore you so?

Christianity Etc › Re: The Cries Of Disgruntled Christian by jasoncage(m): 9:15pm On Mar 07, 2015

Chris, what ya gotta know is that challenges come and uncool things happen to everyone. Its how they react to it that either makes 'em better people or worse.
1. The thing with life is that it can't all be rosy. People blame God for stuffs and ask like 'why can't He do this blah blah'. I use the fire example. gold has a melting point of 1062 °. see it might blame the smith if it could talk buh the smith knows that only through that would it become gold, and He suffers with it, sweating, willing the bar to hold out till it purifies. Don't think He's just up there watching you. He's going through it with you! Trust me, God is not some aloof puppet master. If you got the time, Rom. 8:18 downwards.

2. You really need to stop letting people get to you. What your pastor says is very important, but your belief in God should stem from your faith. Its not insanity, its faith. You should have faith in God, (I'm ofcourse assuming you're bornagain), faith that He's looking out for you, faith that He's right there with you, faith cos He's your father, faith cos He's God.
Oh the many that don't believe cos of what they see and hear (or rather, what they can't see).
Wish i could explain more buh mehn, finger dey pain me. Pm me Chris, we should talk more. Hope that helped a little.

Christianity Etc › Re: My Silent Tears;had I Know by jasoncage(m): 4:28pm On Mar 07, 2015

pm me wiv your number, lets talk.

Romance › Re: Hilarious Facebook, Whatsapp And BBM Relationship Chats (pictures) by jasoncage(m): 2:15pm On Mar 07, 2015

just wha i needed. thanks op.

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Nairaland General › Re: My Poursh Girlfriend Cooked Beans Without Picking Out The Dirt by jasoncage(m): 2:31pm On Mar 03, 2015

teemanbastos:
very soon she will cook yam without peeling and say the peels is good for the body

you wicked, lol

Computers › Re: Windows 10: The Thread. by jasoncage(m): 8:59am On Mar 03, 2015

Hope y'all know that its the technical preview? Its not meant to be installed on your master pc. The whole point is for feedback purposes, you install on a pc thats doesn't contain anything verrrry important, use and share your windows 10 experiences, suggestions and possible fixes with microsoft. The main build will be out once the experience program is over.

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Education › Re: ICPC Rescued Female Student Who Had Spent 12 Years On Campus by jasoncage(m): 9:09pm On Mar 02, 2015

politricks:
What men can do....but wait o, is this not the university Mrs buhari graduated from?

And what has that got to do with anything?

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Phones › Re: Iphone VS Blackberry VS Andriod Users (hilarious Pic) by jasoncage(m): 7:35pm On Feb 26, 2015

ajixkhid1:
Suck a dick.

Errr no thanks i'd rather not. You grow up.

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Sports › Re: Manchester City Vs Newcastle Fc by jasoncage(op): 7:07pm On Feb 21, 2015*

3:0 to City.
Aguero (pen)
Nasri
Dzeko

46' Substitution Vurnon Anita Mehdi Abeid

Two goals in 4 mins!
51' David Silva
53' David Silva

Full time 5:0 to City.
Beware Chelsea, its only 5 points now.

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Sports › Manchester City Vs Newcastle Fc by jasoncage(op): 7:06pm On Feb 21, 2015

February 21, 2015 18:30:00 WAT
Etihad Stadium — Manchester
Referee: C. Foy

- Newcastle bench: Woodman, Taylor, Abeid, Obertan,
Ameobi, Armstrong, Riviere.
- Newcastle (4-3-3): Krul; Janmaat, Coloccini, Williamson,
Haidara; Sissoko, Anita, Colback; Ayoze, Cisse, Gouffran.
- Man City bench: Caballero, Demichelis, Clichy,
Fernando, Lampard, Navas, Bony.
- Man City (4-4-2): Hart; Zabaleta, Kompany, Mangala,
Kolarov; Nasri, Fernandinho, Toure, Silva; Dzeko, Aguero.

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Phones › Re: Iphone VS Blackberry VS Andriod Users (hilarious Pic) by jasoncage(m): 9:54pm On Feb 20, 2015

ajixkhid1:
What hilarious there ?

If you don't get the joke, there's nothing anyone can do. Move on.

Phones › Re: Iphone VS Blackberry VS Andriod Users (hilarious Pic) by jasoncage(m): 1:02pm On Feb 20, 2015

Hilarious!

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Science/Technology › Re: Flying Cars To Be Commercially Available In 2016 - BBC by jasoncage(m): 6:40pm On Feb 19, 2015

Tandullceblog:
I can't believe you actually think that

Nah I know. That's why i said 'almost'.

Science/Technology › Re: Flying Cars To Be Commercially Available In 2016 - BBC by jasoncage(m): 6:21pm On Feb 19, 2015

Tandullceblog:
That means before you'll be allowed to buy this car or whatever it is called, you should have gone to aviation school before people will be crashing 2-4-7

Come on

, its almost gonna be the same as learning to drive an auto. Almost.

Science/Technology › Re: Flying Cars To Be Commercially Available In 2016 - BBC by jasoncage(m): 5:55pm On Feb 19, 2015

Future technology is so going ta be awesome.

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Romance › Re: The Spirit Of My Late Girlfriend Is Appearing to me by jasoncage(m): 2:05pm On Feb 18, 2015

firstEVA:
you mean you don't know cokacoola? Go and check all his posts you will understand why he MUST not be taken seriously.

Well done cokacoola

Yep, never really paid attention to his previous posts. I see now, thanks.

Romance › Re: The Spirit Of My Late Girlfriend Is Appearing to me by jasoncage(m): 8:13am On Feb 18, 2015

Blackett:
Errm, isn't it too early for _stupid threads?

Errrm, I'm a little skeptic about it too. But this is naija. It might be true.....

Romance › Re: She Broke My Heart, And Now She Is Back by jasoncage(m): 6:27pm On Feb 17, 2015

Tallesty1:
What I think?

Here is what I think...

Have you ever update an app and realize after running it that the "fixed issues" were all a lie and it will never be the same? That's what going back to an ex is like.

She will still dump you when money stops coming.

As for the pregnancy, give her all the support but don't marry her.

Reaping where one didn't sow is a sin, please don't allow her to commit that sin.

How are you even sure that the preg is yours or that she's pregnant at all?

Girls been using that lie to dupe guys since THE TIME OF SAMSON AND DELILAH.

Damn, spot on.

Celebrities › Re: SHOCKING: Read What Groom Did To Bride On Fist Night Refusing To UnCloth by jasoncage(m): 10:53am On Feb 17, 2015

izuch:
That oyinbo must have been be-witched from the village,

izuch:
That oyinbo must have been be-witched from the village,

Education › Re: For Geniuses Alone by jasoncage(m): 8:34pm On Feb 16, 2015

"still dey function??" Its 90 anyways.

Romance › Re: 20 Advantages Of Being A Virgin And Why It Should Be Publicized by jasoncage(m): 12:08pm On Feb 16, 2015

Gat no issues with non virgins. Its their body and choice. But staying a virgin shows discipline and a high level of self control. Jez saying.

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