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Light no dey your own country, you dey do giveaway for another country. How dumb can you be??..
I mean, a country's power grid collapses every 3 weeks, but we still dey give people light??

Don't call Israel's bluff.


Weapons and Bluff, na two different things entirely. Once Rafah is leveled, Otilor niyen

2 oponus .


Sportybet don cash out.

Sometimes I feel bad when receiving complaints on my desk as a sportybet virtual assistant .

Some insane requests wey i dey see ehn!?


One asked us to refund the money as it was his feeding money for the month and it was his first time playing, i don laugh die

That eye go blind .


Haba!!

You wan tax who no get money??

Sha UBA go wait for you till money enter your account, then you go see "Card maintenance levy" "Vat" "Bank Generator levy"

The cement tech is a good one.

But you see these contractors??.. very useless

Another way go comot.

Initial gra gra.

Funny how they will come back to utilize this cryptocurrency later on. Before the 8 years elpase, they'll come back to it.

Shey na this same Uganda children go prom date with helicopter and Tesla??...

See head like Alubosa

Lagos state government makes it easy to believe they had a hand or both hands in the toll gate incident.

Deny first, Accept later

But Dem dey laugh Anambra state


Clowns

Gimme 3k own, with o w bottle of Smirnoff Double black

Indirectly saying they'll soon Ban POS .

Watch and see

Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no Earth.

Here comes Tinubu's defenders

Jokes.

Do these people even do quality Environmental Impact Assessment in Nigeria??... It's not by compensating families up and down, have they really done the EIA tests??... No be when una build finish, we'll hear stories like "The soil underneath this part of the highway is too soft and should not have been part of the alignment".

I no wan hear stories.
Shalom

Abi na you dey in love with the sex doll, you dey disguise.

See the way you listed out the benefits without mistakes, you sure say na your friend ehn OP?

I guess it's for the blind.


It's brail

First timers experience.
You will beg God for mercy if you smoke it for the first time.
The first time i puffed it thrice, i mean long drags. My legs started shaking, it felt like I was spinning at first, then i started seeing things, i mean strange figures, it felt like i left my body, and was looking at my body standing on its own. I don't know if that's what de@th feels like. Lol. I muttered a word of prayer in that fvcked up state.
My friend was in more serious trouble than i was. He told me he could see me through the wall, cos i was in the living room, and he was in the kitchen. Lol

Haba...

That Kogi thief has nothing in common with Mr El-rufai please.

Why una dey write rubbish sef

Your curriculum na O'Level, you dey set exam based on A'Level curriculum, and you expect these TikTok kids who barely have time to read to pass the exam??..

The curriculum is a mess, the students sef wey wan go school are interested in social media and fraud, what do you expect??

I wish Yar'Adua didn't d!e.

I wish Yar'Adua didn't d!e.

I wish Yar'Adua didn't d!e.

Did this fool just say the government cannot afford it??...

But you can afford to pay bogus allowances and buy cars for every public servants??.. or you can siphon money from everywhere??!!...

I saved my life

Marketing.


He'll be able to study marketing with Doctor Iguedo goko cleanser

Build 3.

It'll keep them pondering bout your next move

Na Chelsea fans sef

But check am, how did they get the numbers they're using in the news??...

Malaria was an issue to the foreigners who came here as it killed them, so they had to develop their vaccines. How they began to administer it to us is what I'll research on tonight. COVID was the same thing. Pastor Chris is right. Then about their numbers, they're inflating it. Period

I didn't stay up to a month.
After staying Idle at hone for a while, i got this job at an upscale restaurant in Uyo. The job description was for that of a Manager/Assistant, the pay was 40k, and after calculating the transportation cost from my bat cave to work, it was worth it, I was told we would be on shifts between 8am - 3pm, 3pm-10pm, Mondays - Sundays. Well, i was tired of being Idle, might as well just work myself to stupor, i got the job. Brothers and Sisters, ladies and gentlemen, after a week, the shifts didn't start and i was working from 8am - whatever time the guests leave, most times I'd get home by 1am . I took it up to the owner and head chef, she said it would be sorted out as soon as she got one more person to add yo the workforce. Omor, a week passed again and still no one came, plus the working environment was always teased when the owner was around. She's impatient, gets angry easily. That was my concern as every job had it's yunno... Few days to when the bubble bursted, I was doing my usual morning routine of stock taking as it was part of my job as the Assistant manager, I got talking with the kitchen staff, and I was told she severely hit one of the girls the day before and she got injured, at first, i thought it was a joke till the girl herself showed me, i was shocked and proceeded to ask if she had always been that way, they said "Yes oooo, infact before you resumed, one girl left because she was constantly receiving beatings from the boss" I laughed sha, cos it all seemed like a joke, till it happened right before my eyes. Guests arrived after booking for dinner, and at that point the food wasn't ready due to the fact that the boss didn't release money in time for things to be bought, and when the money came, it was almost time for dinner. Guests arrive, Boom!!, generating set went off, Ahan! , walahi i became confused, without electricity, the kitchen couldn't function. I tried to be calm as the head huncho at the time, but i couldn't seem to now wha happened. At this time, some of the guests were already eating, while some were waiting. I had no option than to call the boss to inform her bout the situation (wrong move as all hell broke loose). When she arrived, she didn't speak to me, not one word to me, the generating set came back on, but at this time, the guests who were yet to get their meal were already murmuring, but a good number of people were already getting their meals. I went into the diner to try to pacify the guests as the food would soon be out, as i was doing so, i heard noise outside, didn't know where it was coming from, but i knew something was wrong. I stepped into the kitchen to see madness. One of the girls who was preparing a meal was pinned to the wall by her throat while holding a spatula as she was preparing semo, and thus semi was on the gas, which was still on. There was pepper all over the floor, the manager (a lady) was her knees begging for her life, the boss's kids were crying and begging her to stop and calm down. It's was chaos in that kitchen. Unfortunately the boss got wind of the fact that some guests had not been served and she exploded! She held the girl by her throat, pinned her to the wall yelling, i came in just in time to release her grip. I begged sha . No be small thing that day, she left the girl, got hold of the second girl, began to hit that one, i screamed and at that point she faced me, omor , she held me by my collar saying "you'll kill me" "you want to ruin my business" all i kept saying was "I'm sorry ma" omor, she no gree o. As i kept begging, she was attacking everyone in the kitchen. I stood up from the floor in anger, went back into the diner, dropped the organization's phone, picked up my bag, phones and chargers and left. I have worked as a data entry officer at a prominent mall in Uyo for 4 years, never have i seen anything like that before. Prior to that day, since i got there it's been from one level of anger to the other. The dissatisfaction, the anger, the impatience. No matter what we did, it wasn't enough. But she's a nice lady though, but naaaaa.

These lawyers and politicians have so bent the law and constitution so much so that it doesn't make sense to me anymore. A court can now grant access for someone to arrested for a crime he willingly committed and another court with grant a restraining order for the person not to be arrested. I thought the Law was together, so weytin dey really sup??...

And the annoying part of all this is, this same pattern of application of the law will NEVER BE THE SAME when the common citizen is involved. So i guess our politicians are doing the "You can't break the law, but can bend it" style

If you see the ADC sha ...

Pretty lady i must say.

What if Ododo is the one pulling the strings??, you might never know

Today you'll hear that he is at ASO villa to see Tinubu ...

Now the running around begins

On their Leader's birthday o