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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by mcprince32(m): 12:09pm On May 01

Repent and give your life to Jesus. That thing will bring you condemnation and judgement.
God is angry with sinners everyday.

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Orlu13: 12:10pm On May 01

are you guys okay in d head

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by FireUpNow(m): 12:10pm On May 01

He better stay celebrate. Well, what do I know? His business though

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by poiu44: 12:11pm On May 01

ThìsGlobe.com

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by papyjaypaul: 12:11pm On May 01

NL mod thought it was wise to bring a sex worker's story on Labor Day to FP. Clap for yourself

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by kmaster007: 12:11pm On May 01

That your frnd his on Colos

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by henrydav: 12:13pm On May 01

Thay your friend is in spiritual bondage to Satan.
He need deliverance.
You see how idey look that your friend shocked

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Ashirioluwa: 12:14pm On May 01

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

You are the one in question, bro. You are speaking of yourself, not of a friend.

You are free to pursue your own happiness in marriage, so go ahead and do as you please.

Whether you choose a man, a woman, or your doll baby, we careless.

Nigerians have a more pressing issue than this your nonsense story.

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Azazyel: 12:19pm On May 01

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

It's not any friend. You're the one in love with a sex doll. You already gave yourself out in the post. Do whatever you like with your life. If a lot of randy men can get sex dolls and start practicing all their fantasies, rape would reduce drastically. They should pour all their nonsense on the dolls

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by succri(m): 12:19pm On May 01

To think a guy wrote this grin

Man do yur shiii , which one is " a virgin" and zero count ? Lori plastic , not even sillicon
Better check into the nearest hospital , you really have lost it

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Jackipapa: 12:20pm On May 01

Come quickly Lord Jesus!

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by ejieddy: 12:21pm On May 01

Your friend is possessed... End of!

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 12:21pm On May 01

Can it twerk? Can it give attitude?

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Enemyofpeace: 12:25pm On May 01

Mad people just full the world

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Enemyofpeace: 12:26pm On May 01

SlayQueenSlayer:
Can it twerk? Can it give attitude?

can she give blow j^b

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by SirLiquidGold: 12:26pm On May 01

Still not comparable

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by paxonel(m): 12:28pm On May 01

UNA LOR WEH grin

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by jessedangermond: 12:28pm On May 01

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

Your friend or You ?
1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Greystone: 12:33pm On May 01

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

12. No need to pay bride price 😄
13. No fear of pregnancy
14. No rejection of sex because of monthly periods

Your friend don hammer (assuming the story isn't about you 🤔)

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by AbujaCitiBlog: 12:41pm On May 01

Sapasenator:
Hell Nairalanders,

I have this friend who is madly in love with a sex doll. He is seriouse and considering marriage at this point. Both of them are madly in love.

I tried to persuade him that it was a bad idea but my friend gave the following points for going on with the doll;

1.doll is a virgin
2. Zero body count.
3. Doll looks 25 and will never age.
3. Constant sex anytime without serenren.
4. No in-law wahala
5. She is never going to cheat on my friend.
6. My friend is free to have side cheeks whiteout his wife compaining.
7. Doll is very beautiful.
8. No arguments in the home.
9. Savings money on food at home after marriage.
10. No nagging in the relationship.
11. The doll at least will listen to him when he talks.

Now these are the points raised by my friend and I am inclined to partly agree with him.

Now he promised never to cheat on his doll wife after marriage.

What do you guys think, is my friend crazy?

Sex dolls are 100% better than 90 % of Nigerian girls.

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by AngelicBeing: 12:49pm On May 01

Nonsense post angry

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by descarado: 12:52pm On May 01

Tallesty1:
There was a time some guys on here believed that sex dolls would replace women soon enoughh.

Chai

You remember grin

It was crazy here during those months and yep, it all died away.
Maybe, resurrection time as there is no catchy news.

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by zinaunreal(m): 12:55pm On May 01

Eh be like say na you grin

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by pocohantas(f): 12:57pm On May 01

descarado:

You remember
It was crazy here during those months and yep, it all died away.
Maybe, resurrection time as there is no catchy news.

It was about 800k then. They claimed China would mass produce it and it would fall to 150k. This is 2024 and Dollar to Naira must have doubled the cost to 2m for a sex doll.

How many of them earn up to 2m per annum? Reality would always be there. grin

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sayelabola(m): 1:05pm On May 01

Despite the fact that women outnumbered men in the entire world...some men still couldn't find their match in the women's world.

More kasala for women...double kasala for doll's husbands.

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Sayelabola(m): 1:08pm On May 01

AngelicBeing:
Nonsense post

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by RPG2020(m): 1:11pm On May 01

The thing sweet die try it and satisfy tongue

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Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by descarado: 1:11pm On May 01

pocohantas:

It was about 800k then. They claimed China would mass produce it and it would fall to 150k. This is 2024 and Dollar to Naira must have doubled the cost to 2m for a sex doll.

How many of them earn up to 2m per annum? Reality would always be there.

I love the debate then. So entertaining.

These guys need to be studied in uni.
They beat their chests, run their mouth on Nigerian babes and yrs later, they are still on it.
Poverty of the mind is a disease.

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by RPG2020(m): 1:12pm On May 01

AngelicBeing:
Nonsense post

See bingo say na nonsense post werey grin

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Jasonekah98: 1:12pm On May 01

Abi na you dey in love with the sex doll, you dey disguise.

See the way you listed out the benefits without mistakes, you sure say na your friend ehn OP?

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by rolams(m): 1:21pm On May 01

All these reasons are not valid.

Re: Help! My Friend Is In Love With A Sex Doll by Bongadu: 1:22pm On May 01

pocohantas:

It was about 800k then. They claimed China would mass produce it and it would fall to 150k. This is 2024 and Dollar to Naira must have doubled the cost to 2m for a sex doll.

How many of them earn up to 2m per annum? Reality would always be there.

Many do earn that amount , take a look at tech incel bros

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