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AlphaNugget:
Give me the Federal job and you japa

You sef

That's how they came out to deny the previous news of fuel going up to 600, now another denial.

In two days, they'll come out with a official price of #1200. Watch and see

"My cancer".

Words have power.

Albeit, doctors are Heaven's angels on earth, it's a pity Nigeria as a country isn't making them happy at all.

A BIG PITY!

Next news will be "Pope officially comes out as gay". And i will not be surprised cos plenty things dey sup for that vatican city, pleeeeeeennntttyyy things dey go down on the low there.

There's this imam on Facebook who posts about the do's and dont's of Islam. Today he said tomorrow should be used to observe Sunnah, or fasting idk. I wet into the comment section ... Omor, there's muslim faithfuls saying they'll fast on Thursday, and they must eat Christmas rice and chicken. Omor... The more i scrolled the more i laughed. Every human has his/her own conviction on religion.

Some will come home and not be able to go back abroad again. No be swear, no be curse, na normal occurrence.

People saying the passenger was right so not even know the meaning and function of a gpu. You've got the internet, please use it. The plane itself wasn't faulty, the GPU na external device on it's own. Una go just read something, then reply to show your naivety and your lack of reading skills. Pathetic lot

It's a lie!!!..


Tell me it's a lie!!...


Ommmmooooorrrrr!!!

Rolls Royce black badge and he's the only one who has it in Nigeria.


Maybe kizz Daniel too, but I'm not sure

Lol...

Dismissed?, with the bombardments and chaos ensuing in Gaza, it looks to me like Israel just needed something to erase Hamas from the face of the planet. How would you quickly ignore and dismiss a planned attack by your sworn enemy?... Na lie

Get one table and dance.

Simple

Free shayo!!!
I plaster!!!!

This act further solidifies my knowledge about the inner workings of the Catholics and the Vatican itself. I honestly feel like this current pope is gay and things on things dey sup inside that vatican

Sand🤷

Blame the contractors.
Roads made with cement are actually really durable

*spits*

Any small thing "Calls for".
No be this EU wey give report of electoral malpractice, wey una been lambast??... Calls for nonsense

Why would anyone, no matter who you claim to be in their right senses choose to attack Israel??...

Launching rockets from afar is bad enough, you entered the country, and killed it's citizens. You still launched a rocket some metered away from the hospital which misfired and you're blaming the IDF??... WELL, weytin concern me??

Now Egypt can only send aid, they're not letting Palestinian civilians into their country. Arab supporting Arab in the dust

But the FG is buying SUV's !!..
The FG is spending outrageous amounts on hotel bills.
Akpabio and his senators are planning a lavish retreat here in Uyo.
And this is what you can come up with??... Are you kidding me?

Exactly nau, what else will y'all say??...
It will be termed genocide when Israel retaliates.
Hamas hides behind Palestinian civilians to commit atrocious things. Have you seen images of the cities captured this week by Israeli soldiers??... Charred bodies of burnt children, beheaded little children inside the same Gaza they're fighting Israel for.

Simple!!








BEING TOO BROKE

My girlfriend's face looks more beautiful to me without makeup, the whole process self is time consuming, and I'd have to wait for hours. Abeg natural

Netanyahu na bad clever man. Mossad, CIA, shin bet all knew about the intended attacks. They let it happen damning the consequences, which will allow them operate without limitations based on retaliation. Now he has no excuse not to demolish Gaza. My concern now is Hezbollah of Lebanon, na another weyrey boy scout be that

Lol... We were kissing on the couch in the sitting room, this babe didn't tell me her father's you get brother was around. Naso uncle sixthus open door o. You know that awkward silence that comes with the shock??.. I don't even know why i didn't run away, i stayed till he called me outside to talk to me. And it was my pastor's house . Crazy 2018 that was!!

They don't "win" the Guinness World Record please!!. It's not a competition.

Basicend:
You cant 'respect and honor" your wife and expect her to be submission.

She become the driver of the vehicle . . That is the wiring of a woman.

You are supposed to love her and accord her some respect.

You are the king in your house.

She is the one that should honour you in return.

* Just ensure you show her genuine love consistently and care. . * All factors being constant.

I choose to do what i choose to do

Kolo

I'll get married to a real woman.
We'll work it out between ourselves, no third party.
I'll respect and honour my wife, in return she'll be submissive. I have declared!

Because both claim to be smarter than the other. And none of them can take "shit" from the other person. Then there's the certificate/influence issue amongst some individuals

I take exception to the monarchs on this list. Before the west came, African countries were ruled by Kings, not presidents. Personally, i feel this rulership or mornachy system is embedded in our genes, no matter how we try to stop it, it will continue, now coupled with the fact that countries are getting richer, there's bound to be greediness on the side of the ruler. Lesotho and Swaziland (formerly) system is quite similar to that of England if you ask me

If he still continues to say this, them someone or some persons have been lying to him. He's out of touch with reality. My God!!... How can you look around and say you left this country in a better place than you met it. I'm scared for the future of my country. I feel sad and demoralized

Just keep quiet and do your job sir, stop with all the promises of corruption please. The outgoing vegetable said he'll fight corruption, but his government was . So just keep quiet, steal your own portion and go peacefully.