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Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 10:44pm On Nov 07, 2020
This is the best part in Accra, the Oxford street grin grin looks like Ajegule in Lagos grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 10:38pm On Nov 07, 2020
The whole of Accra is not up to Owerri grin grin Accra looks like a castrated jungle grin grin grin the whole of Ghana development is not up to Lagos development grin grin grin Lagos looks like Los Angeles to those bombastic fools grin grin grin

When we say Ghana be village, they'll say we're insulting them grin grin Ghana be complete village walai grin cheesy grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 10:31pm On Nov 07, 2020
Ghana is a complete shitthol. It's either the hobbits like it or not. Ghana is a big village and a bombastic shitthol grin grin grin imagine that smelling zoo can't construct a common railway grin grin Ghana is a Shambolic shitthol walai grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 5:22pm On Nov 07, 2020
vankelvin:
Do you know what is called "World class looking city"?? The joke is on you grin grin

So in your head nigeria has world class areas?? chai. Abeg sleep
Do you have something like this in Ghana angry

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 4:18pm On Nov 07, 2020
popizaino:
Jasparrow1 nice picture there.
Thank you broda smiley
PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2020
obaaderemi:
Well done, broda. Your pictures always are breathtaking. grin
Thanks bro, I really appreciate grin
PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 10:02am On Nov 06, 2020
The federal capital cool

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 10:00am On Nov 06, 2020
1&2 Lagos
Last pic PH city

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:58am On Nov 06, 2020
Eko oni baje grin

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:56am On Nov 06, 2020
chrisooblog:
goodbye don't let the door hit you on your way out
The guy na mumu grin grin
PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:55am On Nov 06, 2020
Eko Oni baje oo cheesy

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:51am On Nov 06, 2020
Lagos city, the largest city in Africa cool

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:48am On Nov 06, 2020
Lagos

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:39am On Nov 06, 2020
More

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:35am On Nov 06, 2020
Lasgidi

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:31am On Nov 06, 2020
1&2 V.I

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:27am On Nov 06, 2020
theenchanter:
ur pics are not v.i.... most are ikoyi and lekki.

Only d third pics shows v.i on d far right.... Shot taken from onikan.
You're right. Thanks for the correction.
PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:23am On Nov 06, 2020
3&4 pics, VI

PoliticsRe: Kenyans Are Far Behind Nigerians In Every Aspect – Fani-Kayode by Jasparrow1: 9:20am On Nov 06, 2020
Victoria island for Obaa and Sammy cool grin grin

PoliticsRe: Oye Owolewa Elected Into US Congress, To Represent Washington D.C. by Jasparrow1: 10:47am On Nov 05, 2020
TossTos:
This is great !

I will also be contesting for president soon
Na china i wan go contest o
Ahswear me too oh. Me Na Ghana I wan go contest oh grin grin
PoliticsRe: Youth Democratic Party Is Dead On Arrival by Jasparrow1: 11:02pm On Nov 04, 2020
Them go soon climb the op head now.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 10:15pm On Nov 04, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
[s]

Did you even watch that video cause if you had you would have completely disappeared to osun-osogbo forest to pray to your gods to save you from the hell that is zoogeria.[/s]
I still prefer the zoogeria than your hellhole country grin Kenya is also a zoo where humans are drinking raw cow blood grin grin grin stupid animals cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 4:27pm On Nov 04, 2020
tylann:
[s]
You should send more to South Sudan, Mozambique or Cameroon or even Nigeria[/s]
Or even kenya tongue grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 4:25pm On Nov 04, 2020
Saddamochieng00:
[s]

You have to watch this clip to understand why kibera would be heaven to this Nigerian slum dwellers. Damn I've travelled and also watched virtual tour of places all round the world but I've never seen a place as filthy, disgusting and uninhabitable as the slums in naija. When that Ghanian illiterate Noisyrians was telling us that Nigeria is not fit for animals to survive in I thought he was tripping but damn. I've been to kibera several times but never have I seen such....damn those Nigerians slums are hell I tell you. shocked shocked shocked

And here I was thinking that we Kenyans had it bad yet there are people on this earth living in HELL HELL HELL HELL. Never should we refer to those places as slums cause they're literally hell.

All the nationalities in this thread I urge you to watch the clip and see for yourself why Nigeria is not even fit for animals to live in. shocked[/s]
Another kibera fool spewing rubbish as usual grin grin grin grin Kibera hosted the world's largest slums grin grin for a place to hosted the world's largest slums shows how hell that country is grin grin grin grin

I'd rather live in a slum in Nigeria than to live in a hellhole like kibera or Kenya as a whole grin grin grin grin infact the whole of Kenya is a complete hellhole grin grin grin I wonder how people live in that smelling gutter shitthol grin grin grin grin

Nigeria is better than Kenya by far far gab, even the Tanzanians, South Africans and the Ghanaians knows that grin grin grin you kenyans are just decieving yourselves for nothing grin grin grin grin

Kenya is worster than Somalia grin grin poverty everywhere in that dustbin shitthol grin grin grin the whole of that zoo is covered by slums grin grin grin Kenya is a gigantic hellhole Walai grin grin grin

See what you want to compare with the slums in Nigeria. See the massive slums you have in only kibera grin grin grin I wonder how people breath in that gutter shitthol grin grin grin for a capital city to have such a massive slums like this, I wonder how the whole country would look like grin grin grin

What that zoo needs for now is a atomic bomb to bomb that complete shitthol down and start a new country grin grin grin for now, Kenya is a hellhole grin grin grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 12:16pm On Nov 04, 2020
Shma:
[s]

Nigeria is a well known zoo.
So what will you do? cry? close the tbread? grin..

Now keep ranting. [/s]
Hahahaha grin grin grin Kenya is a magnified shitthol cheesy the bombastic ZOO in the world grin grin grin infact Kenya is a complete shitthol filled with hopeless miserable hungry foools grin grin grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 12:13pm On Nov 04, 2020
Shma:
[s]
I know you have put alot of efforts in typing this hogwash since morning. I will not just cross but to applause for your good miserable life.

I will be mad if I put any effort to read it. [/s]
E don pain am reach prick Hahahaha grin grin I thought you wanted to play games with me grin grin I told you earlier but you couldn't listen grin grin grin stupid kiberan monkey. Go and find your fellow kibera monkey to argue with in your smelling dustbin shitthol, foools grin grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 12:07pm On Nov 04, 2020
mtisTheQubit:
[s]@ Jasparrow1 aka problemkid aka korupnig...last time you were the reason ths thread was closed for posting stupid images..please go to other thread an continue your wahala there...if your intent is to close the thread then ya not lucky dude...go post your stupid stuff on other thread..[/s]
Sharaaaap idiat grin grin unless you fools stop involving Nigeria in to your stupid dead thread. You cannot be insulting my country and you expect me to sit and watch. You kiberans haven't seen anything yet. By the way this is a Nigerian forum, so I have the right to post anything I feel like to post. Go and post your nonsense in your shitthol idiot. grin grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 11:59am On Nov 04, 2020
Shma:
[s]spare me your emoji and go direct to the point you foolish doofus.
You're so stupid that you keep ranting the same words since you joined Nairaland.... Bombastic here bombastic there shameful here oooh hungry ooh slums..... what a boring human zombie Sha grin

Here is another news from the zoo..

Nigerian police arrest man for eating human excrement in public
By African News Agency Time of article published Aug 24, 2020


Oyo state police command in Nigeria has arrested a trader, identified as Emmanuel Egbu, for allegedly eating human excreta with his bread.

It was reported that Egbu, who has a shop at the Sango area of Ibadan, the Oyo state capital, was apprehended in a public arrest at around noon on Saturday.


This caused traffic jam as many people crowded around to catch a glimpse of the bizarre situation.

Eating human excreta is said to be the hallmark of Internet fraudsters, who also combine money rituals with cyber fraud.

Egbu, who has a thriving cosmetics shop where he sells Brazilian hair, was said to have been caught eating human excreta and bread.


The trader, who is said to have bought a house in the area and rebuilt it, was, however, rescued before he could be lynched by the mob which surrounded him.

He was taken to the Sango Police Station.

The police's public relations officer in Oyo state, Olugbenga Fadeyi, said Egbu was being held in police custody.

Fadeyi said the divisional police officer in charge of Sango Police Station had begun a formal investigation into the incident. | Sahara Weekly/ANA

Zombie[/s]
Hahahhahahahahha grin grin grin Lemme tell you guys one secrets about that stinking ampit shitthol grin grin grin in Kenya people rent out their useless wives to foreigners to fvck just because of $1 grin grin grin grin

In that dustbin shitthol, 99.9% of shitty kenyans lives in abject poverty grin grin grin grin

In that smelling zoo, most of them eat once in a day grin grin grin grin they cook stones to feed their children because of hunger, chaii grin grin grin I pity those foools walai grin grin grin grin



Poverty forces Kenyans to rent out spouses, children to tourists grin grin grin grin

The Kenyan Coast is sitting on a time bomb, with tourists visiting the destination ostensibly to have sex with children. cheesy grin grin grin

But child prostitution is not only prevalent but also socially accepted in towns and villages along the Coast. grin grin cheesy Authorities and charities are struggling to alt the illicit trade.

"Why should I make another woman rich yet my wife is jobless?" grin cheesy grin James Kimani, a tour guide at Kilifi, asked after a tourist asked him to hook him up with a woman for a weekend.

Kimani said the tourist was rich. He had seen him sponsor all his five friends on various excursions.

He wanted a lady to keep him company during his holiday in Kenya.


"After giving it a thought I said, 'Yes I have a nice, bubbly woman. She is dark-skinned, well endowed and naughty. She is my younger sister, very single and well behaved. I can bring her tomorrow," Kamau said.

Kamau was describing his wife. They have been married for 10 years. grin grin cheesy

On the evening of August 2018, he went home and made the proposal to the wife. cheesy

"Honey, the man is German. I will take you tomorrow to him. All I need you to do is act like my sister avoid raising any suspicion and satisfy him fully. Once he pays you, we will need that money to pay school fees for our two children," he said. grin grin grin grin

The woman accepted and ever since she has been in business. Her husband hooks her up with rich visitors. grin grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 11:11pm On Nov 03, 2020
Shma:
[s]

Stupid coca*in driven knuckle-head.
Thanks for welcoming me to your world of grand doofus.. smiley

WILLY GOAT SCRUFF Man booted out of his village after locals ‘caught him raping a pregnant goat’
Shina Rambo's neighbours heard the goat bleating from his bedroom in Nigeria

Mydrim Jones
12:19, 2 Jan 2018Updated: 12:22, 2 Jan 2018
Comment now

A MAN named Rambo was kicked out of his village in Africa after neighbours caught him raping a pregnant goat.

They caught him assaulting the animal after hearing its anguished bleats from his bedroom in Ugo, Nigeria.


A man named Rambo has been kicked out of his village in Africa for allegedly raping a goat
A man named Rambo has been kicked out of his village in Africa for allegedly raping a goatCredit: MYDRIM JONES
They forced his door open and caught him having intercourse with the animal, the villagers said.

The alleged pervert, named locally as Shina Rambo, was eventually taken in by the authorities.

But not before his captors handed out their own humiliating justice by parading him naked in public with the goat.

Men, women and children jeered as Rambo, in his 20s, sat on the ground with the animal tied around his neck part of the time.

Shocked locals forced their way into his house after hearing the goat bleating inside
Shocked locals forced their way into his house after hearing the goat bleating.
The incident is also expected to affect Rambo's parents who are also believed to have been asked to leave the village.

Community leader representatives claimed Rambo was a serial pervert, local media reported.

"He did not start this today," said one article.

"He has done it in Ogba and Ibieguai before he was chased out of these communities.


Heartbreaking moment donkey struggles to walk with overgrown hoof
An angry mob tied the goat to Rambo to embarrass him further
An angry mob tied the goat to Rambo to embarrass him.

"He stole there too. We have told his father and mother to leave the community immediately.

"We left him before because his father is a good man.

"He has to make some sacrifice to appease the land. And after that, he will leave this community."[/s]
Arrant Nonsense grin grin grin cheesy Mumu boy when will you get sense, ehh grin grin grin Kenyans were voted the ugliest creatures on the planet Earth grin grin grin Kenya is the headquarter of rape grin grin grin That smelling dustbin shitthol hosted the world's largest slums grin grin grin 14.1million foools are extremely hungry grin grin grin what's left in that bombastic ZOO grin grin nothing, absolutely nothing. The smelling zoo is run by foools grin grin grin

Boniface

The police in Kenya have arrested a certain man, Boniface Mutuku Munyao, who is from Kangundo in Machakos County of Kenya for sleeping with a dog and killing it. grin grin grin


They arraigned Boniface before a Kangundo Magistrate’s Court on Thursday for allegedly engaging in bestiality with a female dog. He allegedly strangled the animal with a rope after having sex with it.

The man was arrested after his neighbours made a complaint of hearing the dog yelping at night. grin grin grin grin

Munyao’s neighbours broke into his house after a foul smell emanated from the building. A neighbour told the police;

“We found used condoms and the dog’s carcass in his house.” grin grin cheesy

The area chief, Bethwel King’ele who backed the claim said

“He was found having sex with the dog after some neighbours noticed a foul smell in the abandoned homestead which belongs to his grandmother.

“In his own confession, the man said he ‘defiled’ the dog for several days and later strangled the animal to death using a rope. Dozens of used condoms were also recovered from the scene. grin grin grin grin

“That is a very shameful and an ungodly act which we cannot tolerate in society. Those claiming the man is of unsound mind should also tell us why he decided to use condoms on the dog” cheesy grin cheesy cheesy grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 6:48pm On Nov 03, 2020
Shma:
[s]DUMBO.
why are shifting goal posts? Is your puny brain overheating already grin...
I can't answer a blog posted by a doofus.
Listen. Those people are Nigerians. That's how you zombies look without make-ups grin...[/s]
You're still crying Hahahaha grin grin grin you haven't seen anything yet Mr sh*male the kiberan monkey grin grin grin grin grin

KENYA VOTED UGLIEST PEOPLE IN AFRICA YET AGAIN!! grin grin grin grin


Home Lifestyle KENYA VOTED UGLIEST PEOPLE IN AFRICA YET AGAIN!! I DISAGREE FOR SURE
KENYA VOTED UGLIEST PEOPLE IN AFRICA YET AGAIN!! I DISAGREE FOR SURE
By trendinginkenya


“Kenyans were last weekend voted the funniest looking people in Africa. With 48 participating nations in the Annual Most Beautiful People of Africa Awards, held at the Gregor Theater in Bloemfontein SA, Kenya took the last position, dislodging Zambia and reclaiming the title it held in 2000. It posted 7 points out of a possible 540 points. The top position was taken by Rwanda, followed by Cameroon and then Ethiopia as second runner up. The last three positions were Kenya at 48, Zambia at 47, then Gabon, at 46. Here is what the judges had to say before giving their verdict.

The judges said they gave their points based on presentation, physical appearance, grooming, communication and other areas. “Women from the Kikuyu community have small legs, totally no figures, and a little exaggerated heads. grin grin grin cheesy

They lack good behinds and those who have them look like inflated baloons. grin cheesy grin cheesy grin They are shaped like pyramids turned upside down. grin cheesy A big upper frame and an almost invisible lower bit. Luo men on the other side have distorted facial features.. cheesy say big lips and huge noses or should we call them knobs. grin grin grin cheesy

Kikuyu men are also unproportional, and most of them are stunted. They walk leaning foward. Plus they have long rusty dirty smelling teeth.” “ cheesy cheesy grin grin Those from Kisii Districts are small people, the average Kenyan man will stop growing at 5’2″…5’4″ tops. grin grin cheesy Kisii men have mango shaped heads, and bowed legs grin grin grin cheesy a feature also common in in their Luhya counterparts.” He goes on to describe Kaleos as “Funny little pitch black emaciated fellows, raking in millions from the track.However long they’ll remain in Europe, their features never improve”. “Nandis will have rounded foreheads, and thin, long arms”. cheesy grin While occupants at the coast province are said to have “Wide faces, almost like a widescreen telly, especially taitas,and duruas". grin grin grin grin grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 6:32pm On Nov 03, 2020
Shma:
[s]black is beauty. But this is a special case of human Neanderthal.
Look at it carefully. What do you see.?
Can you describe them with two words? grin

Zombie[/s]
See fool grin grin grin stupid dirty kiberan skeleton grin grin grin Charly boy is far more better than cutest person in shitthol Kenya grin grin grin

Kenyans are just naturally ugly grin grin grin ugliness runs in their blood grin grin grin grin Nowonder you fools were voted the most ugliest creatures on Earth grin grin grin grin bunch of clueless monkeys grin grin

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by Jasparrow1: 6:25pm On Nov 03, 2020
Shma:
[s]but why are you attacking your fellow countryman Mr dumbo. grin

He's a Nigerian, when you want to dis him, use your Shambolic pics to do that.

Zombie[/s]
Sharaaaap fool grin grin who told you that fool is a Nigerian grin grin grin he's another stupid Kenyan who hail from the smelling poverty stricken shitthol grin grin grin grin

Millions of Kenyans go hungry every day. Why, and what can be done grin grin grin grin

The recently released 2019 Global Hunger Index shows that millions of Kenyans are going hungry and that the country suffers from serious levels of hunger. grin grin grin grin Eunice Njogu shares her insights into the causes, and what can be done.

How serious is the problem of hunger in Kenya?

Kenya has a population of 46 million people. According to the Kenya Institute for Public Policy Research Analysis, 14.5 million of these Kenyans face food insecurity and poor nutrition each year. grin cheesy cheesy cheesy ;DWhen looking at extreme cases, last year 2.6 million Kenyans were said to be in a food insecurity “crisis”. tongue tongue grin

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