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Politics / Re: Shehu Shagari Having Meeting With Buhari In 1983 Before He Was Overthrown by jattshaf(m): 2:00pm On Jun 01, 2017
I swear i can find buhari anywhere in the picture fa.
Somebody should helep me please
Car Talk / Re: Lagos To Introduce New Number Plates, Uniforms For Drivers, Conductors by jattshaf(m): 11:30am On May 18, 2017
EWAagoyin:
too much development no go kill lagos and ogun state .... ambode and amosun needs to organise leadership seminar for other governors.


Like Kogi state governors.
Not just this present governor alone but with ones that may intend to contest in the future
Car Talk / Re: For N6.5m, Would You Buy This Burnt Lamborghini Murcielago Or A New Kia Picanto? by jattshaf(m): 11:17am On May 18, 2017
I gat no problem buying it but my question and only problem be say who burnt it and why
Politics / Re: Obasanjo Is Under A Spell – Taiwo Obasanjo by jattshaf(m): 12:54pm On May 08, 2017
Like serious. How can you copy all these note for someone like me to read? i never evn chop this morning.
Anyway. If she want her son to get married in the next 100years coming. Na hee headache
Education / Re: Have You Received Your JAMB Mock Exam Score? by jattshaf(m): 3:50pm On May 01, 2017
ANDJMBOY:
don't b a fool

Sure. I will not sir.
Education / Re: Have You Received Your JAMB Mock Exam Score? by jattshaf(m): 10:45am On May 01, 2017
I have check mine via my mother cooking gas.
I scored 654
Pets / Re: A Nairalander's Dog, 'Ramsey' Kills A Snake (Photos) by jattshaf(m): 11:38am On Apr 24, 2017
Onyenna:
Lmao!
Lala, Galodre....
grin
Pets / Re: A Nairalander's Dog, 'Ramsey' Kills A Snake (Photos) by jattshaf(m): 11:37am On Apr 24, 2017
fran6co:
food

grin
Pets / Re: A Nairalander's Dog, 'Ramsey' Kills A Snake (Photos) by jattshaf(m): 11:18am On Apr 24, 2017
Lala.
Your __________ don ready
Education / Re: Head Teacher Demoted To Gateman, Security Man Becomes Teacher In Calabar by jattshaf(m): 12:37pm On Apr 20, 2017
This is very good motion from the goverment by demoting them instead of sack them so their could still have something on table to eat unlike my brother in kogi state that start screening getting to a year now be sacking everyone. both the ghost workers, the invisible workers and even the main workers with reason that their aint indegin of kogi state or their name isnt same with their bank account name...


Thumb up for the goverment
Romance / Re: Twitter Users Reveal The Most Dishonest Things Girls Ever Said To Guys by jattshaf(m): 12:44pm On Apr 18, 2017
Makz:


roll out the Nollywood drum when a policeman is chasing a thief let us dance to this story of the gods.


Ok sir.
even thought i dont understand what you mean
Romance / Re: Twitter Users Reveal The Most Dishonest Things Girls Ever Said To Guys by jattshaf(m): 12:43pm On Apr 18, 2017
Keenysbojan:
devil must be afraid of this girl that lie dis kind of lie, it is too expensive to buy


Very expensive lies bro
but if true. Her case na only God go fi handle it
Romance / Re: Women!!! Watch Out For These 6 Types Of Side Chicks That Steal Husbands by jattshaf(m): 12:23pm On Apr 18, 2017
Babe.
I am not cheating on you fa. i am just learning how to love another just incase you leave.


My favorite excuse for cheating and it works die
Politics / Re: The Warning Letter Against Fani-Kayode & Lere Olayinka From Amaechi (Photos) by jattshaf(m): 11:49am On Apr 18, 2017
Their have commence another rubbish to keep nigerians busy and ignore some important issue..


Kiyama will catch them sooner or later

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Romance / Re: Twitter Users Reveal The Most Dishonest Things Girls Ever Said To Guys by jattshaf(m): 11:09am On Apr 18, 2017
One of my ex told me when i asked who disflowed her and how.
she said when she was still a virgin. there was a guy she was dating and the guy later went to school but on his returning. he suspect that she has disflowed by her area guys due to her closness with them...
She told told the guy she has not disflowed by anyone but she insist and she later told the guy to enter her coint and confirm. but their will break up if he really confirm that she still a virgin and the guy agreed.
So after the sex and the guy confirm that she still a virgin before he sex her and that is why their both broke up.

I nearly cried that day. Something tell me she is lien because no sane woman wil throw out her virginity to a man with condition of breaking up at the same moment

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Islam for Muslims / Re: Allah Does Not Answer My Prayers.. Why? by jattshaf(m): 3:08pm On Apr 14, 2017
northvietnam:
Try JESUS

Try JESUS..


and thank me later

Are you saying there is no any one that is going throught same pains or even more amongst so calles christains?

I dont know what you mean by try Jesus as if Jesus is a surest way of having smoth and enjoyable life.
Celebrities / Re: Tboss: “I Know The National Anthem. It’s Just That I Was Tired” by jattshaf(m): 1:37pm On Apr 14, 2017
I love listen to lies when i know the truth

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Romance / Re: Two Church Members Fight Dirty Over Female Lover (pic) by jattshaf(m): 1:25pm On Apr 14, 2017
The headline should be Two church men fight dirty over a stick in human body........

i wont blieve their actually fighting over what i just see on the picture above

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Bags Jagaban Title In Adamawa (Photo) by jattshaf(m): 4:44pm On Apr 13, 2017
All na wash.
No be only bags Jagaban. make him package jagaban too and seal it.
ayam tired of una
Politics / Re: Mosque Demolition: Fayose, Ekiti Muslim Leaders Reach Pact by jattshaf(m): 2:55pm On Apr 11, 2017
owonbe:


Good talk. Fayosi !!! Remember there some filling station close to open market place also. Try to demolishes those market to avoid future problem. But, i will advice to use that money for demolition to procure text book for primary school pupils. Mr Do Good.


No mind him.
He is now using the opportunity to be sending a warning to who ever insulting him asive he is forgotten that every body has fredom of speech just like he always claimed he had when started insulting his elder
Politics / Re: Mosque Demolition: Fayose, Ekiti Muslim Leaders Reach Pact by jattshaf(m): 1:00pm On Apr 11, 2017
Ayblaize:
All this religion extremists sha.. .Building mosques in petrol stations.. What if there's an inferno?,even though I pray there won't be none.. I'm a xtain but I won't like to see Muslim friends die either,no matter the religion differences in belief,we are all humans.Not all Muslims are bad. I have pretty much of them as friends .We have to use common sense sometimes o.. Plenty land dey, why petrol station?..Even noise coming from the speakers can cause Excessive vibration which brings about conduction, radiowaves too dey there. This can't happen in developed countries.. We need to grow.. .Hectares of land plenty fa

What of all these shops being build near petrol station even some shops that have sound system......

Since i was bron till now, i have never heard that a mosques in any petrol station catch fire due to whatever that may be his reasons and it will never happen even after fayosi.
80% of petrol station across the country had mosques and reason was any travellers that happen buy oil during pray time can pray ontime and also the costomers attendance that is a muslim can pray when its time.

Fayosi is just being premitive to gain attention as usual and noting more

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Crime / Re: Man Rapes & Disvirgins Girlfriend After Agreeing To Wait Till Wedding Night by jattshaf(m): 5:57pm On Apr 07, 2017
He for just check any nearby bebe and use her to sartisfy his urge if it was too much to bear at that time that he has to forcefully disflow an innocent virginity....


Now he have pay 150K or life in jail
or he for use out of the 150 take 5 oloshi that will even give him Mouth Action.

I pity for the man sha
Crime / Re: Girl Bathed With Acid On Her 14th Birthday In Lagos (Photo) by jattshaf(m): 11:18am On Apr 07, 2017
Just Hope others can learn from this.

There still some people out there baffing their bornday friends some dirty water while some are planning against tomorrow and days after.

I pray instead of this, make I and my foes forget my birthday

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Crime / Re: Girl Bathed With Acid On Her 14th Birthday In Lagos (Photo) by jattshaf(m): 11:15am On Apr 07, 2017
nerodenero:
Celebration gone bad!

There should be modesty in all we do.The people that started this style of celebration have caused an endless problem in the society as more and more people will be adversely affected.

Get well soon Vicky.


That is just the well she can get.
Health / Re: How Local Barber Mutilated Kano Bride (photo) by jattshaf(m): 7:12pm On Apr 02, 2017
This is really unbelievable.

I don't think there is need for any herbs for a woman that doesn't want to had sex with her legitimate husband.....

its nature thing that need young guys like me to put her througt instead of visiting one herbalist or the other.

Now see Wating happen to her coin?
Politics / Re: "Senator Peter Nwaoboshi Has 20 Bank Accounts In 6 Banks" by jattshaf(m): 2:26pm On Mar 31, 2017
God is watching them in 3D television

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Events / Re: 6 Ways To Survive A Party If You Don’t Know Anyone by jattshaf(m): 2:21pm On Mar 31, 2017
jattshaf:
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
That is if na gay party. As far as food and women dy. we go rock am till end
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Events / Re: 6 Ways To Survive A Party If You Don’t Know Anyone by jattshaf(m): 2:18pm On Mar 31, 2017
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
Be positive Your friend inviting you to a party means that he/she wants you to be there. Do not feel out place or feel like you don’t belong there. This is because when some people go to parties and they don’t know anyone, they feel inferior. Consequently, they begin to suck. This will even make the situation. So be positive! Request to help the host Rather than just sitting down amidst persons you don’t know, you can decide to help the host. The host will no doubt be very busy but he or she will appreciate your request to help. You can even bring food to cook just to keep you busy.
That is if na gay party. As far as food and women dy. we go rock am till end

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N-Power Tablet Collection: How To Upload Passports, ID In Your NPVN Portal by jattshaf(m): 2:11pm On Mar 31, 2017
I once registered for this Npower of a thing but up till now, I have not receive any message from them via my Email..............

why them wan put me behind bar?
Abeg somone should help me
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya's First Sex With Yvonne Nelson: Singer Recounts by jattshaf(m): 2:07pm On Mar 31, 2017
I just open to see if there is picture of the love making part but I was disappointed................

Mainwhile.
I once had crush on that girl but I later realized say na wash because e no fi happen
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Poses With Saraki In His Academic Gown by jattshaf(m): 10:57am On Mar 29, 2017
Crying4NIGERIA:
comedy man kogi people shame on you guys
shame on us keh?
Family / Re: Mother Of 7 Docked For Abducting Another Woman’s Husband by jattshaf(m): 1:17am On Nov 14, 2016
What if people keep stolen people husband/wife and leave our money for us

I mean instead of all these polithiefian to steal our money. Let the husband/wife stolling continue

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