The mother of all lies is "I have not had sex since the day I was disvirgined"

LastMumu:
I dated one babe from 100l till 300 level in school, make we _fuck she no gree, she say she dey keep herself for her future husband. Hian!
One cold icy Konji-filled morning, she lose guard, she opened honeypot, I entered the place, and I was disappointed. Punny so wide my entire head could have literally drowned in it.

naso

Keenysbojan:
oh blood of God, na another person 4 tel u d story later o

I dey tell u

alexistaiwo:
I thank God for my life

u for be anoda pesin papa pikin

Adebowale89:


I dey tell u

hehehe i hope u go do thanksgiving for church sha?

Adebowale89:
had a date with a lady not knowing she's engage with a soldier

the day the gallant officer came home without notice, the bae denied me one time and called me her COUSIN


I've to corporate and say wlc sir, thank u for taking good care of my sister....

oh boy!

princeifynicky:
brotherly.... d fear of soldier is the beginning of wisdom.... baba.. u did right o. Me sef go deny one time

can't risk the war beating. I go reach heaven come back

Keenysbojan:
hehehe i hope u go do thanksgiving for church sha?

after my exit, I was still breathing high

Adebowale89:




can't risk the war beating. I go reach heaven come back

in fact if u reach heaven self angels go join the beating say u go tresspass

I gave up on woman kind when a gurl on Fb said lekki,V.i disgust her. Like it's to local only to find out later that she reside in orile agege...WT?

Adebowale89:




after my exit, I was still breathing high

lol, i can feel ur fear coz i be soja too, airforce regular

MhizTenderly:
Its too funny, I can't take it. Hahahaahahah. Some men are dishonest so are some women.

Relax There.. Ugly gurl

Keenysbojan:
in fact if u reach heaven self angels go join the beating say u go tresspass

dey for stitch my body tire that day

The first girl that I ever loved and gave more attention than my family was in my house for the weekend,she was in IMT Enugu then, one guy called her around 12am her head on my chest and her hands inside my boxer short,after their convo the guy told her I love you and she replied same to you..But the guy kept telling her I love you coz he wants her to reply with I love you too and it's getting to my nerves coz am enjoying my sleep..I have to scream to her to tell the guy she loves him too so we can sleep in peace..she did and in the morning she made it all about me not loving her and that am not jealous..I told her babe I love you but am open to sharing coz am not married to you yet and I don't wanna die young(but it felt so bad tho)

Keenysbojan:
lol, i can feel ur fear coz i be soja too, airforce regular

good to hear!

oh I can't risk it again, it wasn't funny at all dat day

Aregs:
There was this girl I was dating, we had issues then I broke up with her but later we settled it and we were together one night sha and she was making a call, then I was talking to her sister. Then the guy she was talking to asked her who was that and the biatch said it was her 'radio'. I just got up and left jeje

Savagery!

Aregs:
There was this girl I was dating, we had issues then I broke up with her but later we settled it and we were together one night sha and she was making a call, then I was talking to her sister. Then the guy she was talking to asked her who was that and the biatch said it was her 'radio'. I just got up and left jeje

Savagery!

my room mate in school called his gf around 11pm and asked her why she was panting she said she was running with her friends and cut d call room mate called back phone was switched off...bitch was been screwed room mate could not sleep that night

princee7:
There was this girl I was dating n I usually cook for even though she was a bit older than, then I cooked with my money one day in her house when she came in with a guy and eats all the food together I was just standing there, then the boy said won't you ask your junior brother to join us, hope he knows am sleeping over ten the babe replied don't worry he will go cook his own in his house he is a nice boy... That day I just stand day look

bros how e take end?

Adebowale89:
had a date with a lady not knowing she's engage with a soldier

the day the gallant officer came home without notice, the bae denied me one time and called me her COUSIN


I've to corporate and say wlc sir, thank u for taking good care of my sister....

hahahahaha

LastMumu:
I dated one babe from 100l till 300 level in school, make we _fuck she no gree, she say she dey keep herself for her future husband. Hian!
One cold icy Konji-filled morning, she lose guard, she opened honeypot, I entered the place, and I was disappointed. Punny so wide my entire head could have literally drowned in it.

Where is the lie? Smh

brighttech95:
my room mate in school called his gf around 11pm and asked her why she was panting she said she was running with her friends and cut d call room mate called back phone was switched off...bitch was been screwed room mate could not sleep that night

21st century best lie, running by 11pm na olympic she dey go?

IamaNigerianGuy:


If you've dated more than 3 girls you've been 'magad' by at least one of them. You just don't know it yet

leav am make hin dey there dey tok na

am happy reading people's comment

Keenysbojan:
21st century best lie, running by 11pm na olympic she dey go?

Na Usain Bolt sister she be

princee7:
There was this girl I was dating n I usually cook for even though she was a bit older than, then I cooked with my money one day in her house when she came in with a guy and eats all the food together I was just standing there, then the boy said won't you ask your junior brother to join us, hope he knows am sleeping over ten the babe replied don't worry he will go cook his own in his house he is a nice boy... That day I just stand day look

Experimental Evil, Da Geh Wee Nor Make Heaven

paybak:
I get luck oooo.. No girl in this world, i mean no girl has ever tried that shi with me.. Except i wanna be dishonest to myself.. I never knew God has been so great to me not untill i read those comments.

For ya mind abi ?

dpete1:
She told me she's a virgin

She told Me She doesn't drink Garri.. I'm like "ebi me pa e ku"

your status here shows you're a female or you're now a transgender that transitioned from F to M and forgot to correct it here. SMH

We girls can lie for africa

Keenysbojan:
21st century best lie, running by 11pm na olympic she dey go?

na hin Kenyan babe abi?

One of my ex told me when i asked who disflowed her and how.
she said when she was still a virgin. there was a guy she was dating and the guy later went to school but on his returning. he suspect that she has disflowed by her area guys due to her closness with them...
She told told the guy she has not disflowed by anyone but she insist and she later told the guy to enter her coint and confirm. but their will break up if he really confirm that she still a virgin and the guy agreed.
So after the sex and the guy confirm that she still a virgin before he sex her and that is why their both broke up.

I nearly cried that day. Something tell me she is lien because no sane woman wil throw out her virginity to a man with condition of breaking up at the same moment

Makz:

na hin Kenyan babe abi?

i dnt even knw