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Good morning bosses in the house

Please someone should suggest a good phone/Tablet that works with with iTrade and Meristem app.

I want to be able to monitor and execute trade at work or in transit.

Max Budget : 100k

Thanks

Let's just sell this country to Dangote

I'm sure he will manage it better than Buhari

Story for the oracles

The only "Penetration" right now is the way MTN, GLO, AIRTEL and 9mobile are raping Nigerians out of the money

Let NCC start by ensuring good call qualities

Stop Airtel from zapping my data

Tell Glo to fix their slow snail crawling network

Tell MTN to stop subscribing me to some useless weekly quotes

Then we can now talk about broadband penetration

YPP candidate in Nnewi is sharing 2 packs of Noodles (70gram) each and 1kg sachet of rice to anybody that voted for him in the on going state house of assembly election.

cc: lalasticlala dominique Mynd44

Dear Young Men

If you are jobless and cannot fend for yourself, you have not business falling in love

Read your books, go to work and hustle First.

Your Father cannot be taking care of you and buying Pizza for your "girlfriend"

Biko pity your parents and Fear your ancestors

My mum have been disturbing me to atleast bring a lady home

I'm sure she will be so excited and start calling her "Iyawo" or "Our wife"



My Dad sef go happy... For him mind, at last my son don dey reach settling down after the plenty plenty sermons

Anyone except PDP and APC and their minions

They full Lag.

Surprisingly I haven't seen any doing such in PH...

Ohhh I remember, there are no functional pedestrian bridges in PH

Cooking is like punishment

Thinking about what to eat alone is traumatic

Then the stress of going to the market

The big hurdle of pricing

Then the time consuming cooking

Abeg...... Nothing as easy as going to order food and in 10mins you are done with hunger

This would be very interesting to watch... I hope someone will not give His Excellency the questions and answers written on a sheet to rehearse before hand.

May the best man win....... Except Buhari and Atiku. Those recycled old men should go and rest.

Let's try something new and fresh, and If they don't perform better we will still vote them out

This sorry ass licker of a Governor will foolishly die for Buhari while his people in Jos and Barkin Ladi are been slaughtered everyday like chicken

It's so unfortunate that we have these crop of self serving people as leaders.

Rip to the victims of Plateau state massacred daily by the fulani junta

ugnoble:
Now, my question is:

1) when should I answer her(i just wanna punish her small make she for know say she done f for my side.)

2) if I'm to pick up her calls Now, how/what should be my response cause I know the questions will roll. She may ask what's wrong or what she did. I just want to try my best not to be so direct with my answer.

3) I need more tips or advice on how to go about this whole thing.

I'm not a relationship expert like harddon and Co but from your write up, that girl still has ur balls and you still have feelings...bad combination.

This is the hard truth....FORGET THAT BABE.

Edo people say "na pikin wey never comot for im house dey think say na only im mama dey cook pounded yam"

She's loosing grip on you, hence her desperation... It's just a matter of time before she trap you within her claws.

Go out, meet other girls, make plenty money and practice what you have learnt here...

Hello my good people of NairaLand.... Happy New Year

I and my guys are considering starting a business which involves Security gadgets, training and installations for homes, offices, cars, etc.

I'm hoping I can connect with people here who are into something similar. Let's rub minds together. I have a medical background but I'm also a huge fan of technology.

If you know companies or people in the security sector please I want to connect, both offline or online.

Cheers

Hello my good people of NairaLand.... Happy New Year

I and my guys are considering starting a business which involves Security gadgets, training and installations for homes, offices, cars, etc.

I'm hoping I can connect with people here who are into something similar. Let's rub minds together. I have a medical background but I'm also a huge fan of technology.

If you know companies or people in the security sector please I want to connect, both offline or online.

Cheers

These bastards opened fire and killed my childhood friend on Xmas eve around that same area on his way back from work.

A lot of killings are happening in Plateau state especially Barkin Ladi area and it's not reported in the media.

People must defend themselves and their families ..... Our Government have failed.

That road scared the crap outta me... It's like driving round and round a mountain.

If you look down the hill, you would think that you looking from a plane.

Kudos to The Gborugboru 1 of Enugu

sharpwriter:
You mean yu ran away from Lagos because of the incident?

No Sir. Got a better offer plus far less stress.

#Pitakwal_City

Yes ooo.�

Was coming back from work 3 years ago, stopped at Oshodi under bridge to get BRT. When it was time to pay, I discovered that Oshodi boys have done their work, no wallet, one of my phones was gone and I didn't even know. Thank God my main phone was in my front pocket.

No money, no ATM card nothing... My eye red.

Begged like two persons to help me with #200 while I transfer #1,000 from my bank app, the refused. Very embarrassing.

Finally a good guy paid my fare home. Tried to get his number but he refused. The guy refused a payback.

Mehn that day was hell.

Bye Bye to Eko

This is why parents should be careful how they punish their kids.

Many wolves out there preying on vulnerable children.


I sincerely hope that the offender doesn't use money to buy his way out as its obtainable in many cases.

That pervert must face the law squarely... No pardon

Hope the army will be better prepared this time around.

I watched with dismay how soldiers were killed like chickens and I wept for these country.

A wife is at home awaiting the return of her husband, only to find out he has been brutally murdered.

Hundreds of kids rendered fatherless because we chose to play politics with the lives of those whose duty is to protect us.

This is not about PDP vs APC, or North vs South, these soldiers could be any of our relative.

Let's hope the new Theater commander will make a difference and hopefully our boys will be better equipped.

Soooooooooooo sad here

Hello Pitakwal

One of the Coolest coded places I use to hangout in Lagos...

There are always lots of entertainment events there

But I don't miss Lagos one bit

Mr Toxicologist

Sicko

They want to the GREATEST OF ALL TIME (GOAT ) just like Messi

Sickos everywhere

Rip

Just following

Port Harcourt is the center of Co-habitation.

Most of these slay mama can't afford any accommodation.

Just be a Bachelor with a small room, food and TV

Then Bam!! PH girls will start hassling to come visit you.

To comot na wahala

From there Co-habitation have started by force

I cover my house with the blood!

Don't have a hangover from drinking Saturday night

Don't invite bae to Sleep over

Try these and you will get to church before your Pastor

How much for 40" TV