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Phones / Re: Mention One App That Has Changed Your Life by jauntty: 11:40am On Jul 12, 2016
Bhenehdikt:


Like how many do you have? I have about 25
Didn't count but I do save n download almost everyone I watched. Used to have hundreds before my laptop crashed.

I always encourage people to watch TED video, it's inspiring.

Do you know if any TEDx is holding anytime in Nigeria?
Education / Re: The Shocking Maths Many People Failed In An Exam Hall by jauntty: 10:38am On Jul 12, 2016
Aboabo:
Many Will Fail This! Can You Proof Me Wrong? Oya, Answer!
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http://www.njuwo.com/2016/07/very-funny-video-he-copy-me-njuwo.html
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Phones / Re: Mention One App That Has Changed Your Life by jauntty: 8:11am On Jul 12, 2016
zyonnista:
Mine would have to be the TED(Technology, Entertainment,Design) app ...the lectures are really motivating and act as eye openers sometimes, and they are usually funny too.

The best part is having to listen whenever and wherever as it lets you download for offline use.

Whats yours? you can mention more tan one
Never knew they have an app. But I do follow them on YouTube. I have tons of their video.

#IdeasWorthSharing

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Business / Re: Why Most People Will Never Achieve The Success They Desire by jauntty: 3:28pm On Jul 09, 2016
Mediocrity and been Average is one culprit of failure.

Some one said " The only way to know how far you can go is by risking going too far "

Truth is" if we can do 10% of what we are capable of, we will truly amaze ourselves "

This ain't motivational bullsh*the, this is the Reality
Travel / Re: PHOTOS: Accident At Kaselem, Obalende Bridge, Lagos by jauntty: 3:16pm On Jul 09, 2016
Why is that guy singing praise and worship and clapping under hot sun?!!
Romance / Re: They Are Both Of AS Genotype And Madly In Love, Should They Still Get Married? by jauntty: 3:13pm On Jul 09, 2016
There is nothing difficult here except they want to allow their emotions cloud logical reasoning.

They can marry but can't have kids SIMPLE!!!

Any butterfly feelings they have for each other will wax extremely cold when they start to deal with the challenges of an SS child....

I lost a coursemate back in school after 24 of battling Sickle Cell, it's not funny.
Investment / Re: I Want You To Mentor Me How To Profit With E-currency by jauntty: 12:20am On Jul 04, 2016
Frankicent:
Am a newbie ready to learn. E currency is a goldmine in this 21st century. It's a slow and steady job but highly lucrative... I did research calculating my profit using perfect money and Bitcoin after exchanging it no Profit was made. for instant i exchange $30 perfect money to btc... and re exchange my $30 value of btc to perfect money want I saw was $28.90 lost $1.1. I don't know if I did anything wrong. Am a newbie whose ready yo learn from you.
•How you profit with e- currency
•how you exchange your e-currency for max profit
•Loss and risk

and so on... Please teach me
Of course you will lose some cash cus of d various charges. Forget those crap some gullible fellows r peddling around about making huge profits frm exchanging Btc and perfect money continuous.

You can make cash frm BTC by trading. Search for Dalemat on Nairaland. He is the guru.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: July Born Only by jauntty: 2:41pm On Jul 03, 2016
chibrasil:
If ur ain't 23rd July hmmm u missed!
Yes oo. Dats my day
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: July Born Only by jauntty: 2:36pm On Jul 03, 2016
JULY 23...LAGOS

Still thinking on how and where to spend d day
Crime / Re: Missing Fees: Undergraduate Attempts Suicide, Says Life Has Been Unfair by jauntty: 1:32pm On Jul 02, 2016
[size=16pt]Life IS NEVER fair bruh, deal with it. Suicide is never an option.

I can't say I know how he feels cus honestly I don't BUT where there is Life, there is HOPE.

Op... If you can get his details, we can donate our WIDOWS MINT [/size]

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: AGF Refuses To Appear Before Senate Today by jauntty: 3:11pm On Jun 30, 2016
Gobe!!!

The matter is already in court, the Senate should know better that it's wrong to debate or discuss any matter before a law court pending the determination of the suit

Like someone said, it's just Saraki and Ekeremadu that are on trial and not the Senate. So they should take a chill

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Politics / Re: PHOTOS: RSS Arrests Man For Stealing Ijora Bridge Crash Barrier And Railings by jauntty: 4:36pm On Jun 29, 2016
Hustlings

Anyway let him go and cool off in jail for a veryyyyyyyyy loooooong time
Romance / Re: Workers In Belarus Go To Work Naked (18+) by jauntty: 3:02pm On Jun 29, 2016
[size=16pt]When one person does something stupid , it's called MADNESS
But when everyone does something extremely stupid, it's called a TREND

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Business / Re: The Future Of Money. An Overview Of Digital Currency Era by jauntty: 10:35pm On Jun 28, 2016
Why is ur BUY/SELL not automated like other Exchangers in Nigeria?

For now am still skeptical about using ur services but if I get good reviews here I'll give it a trial. Don't want my hard earned cash flying away
Investment / 10 Sure Ways To Remain Poor by jauntty: 9:35am On Jun 28, 2016
*TIPS ON HOW TO REMAIN POOR*

*1. Never wake up early.

Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bed bugs, why hurry to get up?

*2. Never plan how to spend your money.

Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.

*3. Don't think of saving until you have real big money. How can you save when you earn so little? Those telling you to save are not sympathetic to your burning needs.

*4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated".

How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade, network marketing or home-based production? That's for people who never went to school!

*5. Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven and gives you capital.

How do they expect you to invest before you get millions? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with little capital, you as a smart person can only start with millions.

*6. Complain about everything except your own attitude and laziness.

Blame the system, the government and the banks that refused to lend you money. They are all bad and do not want you to get rich.

*7. Spend more than you earn.

To achieve this, buy consumer products on credit and keep borrowing from friends and employers.

*8. Compete in dressing.

Make sure you're wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate everyone with your trendy fashions everytime. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, you get one that is more expensive.

*9. Get yourself a nice second hand car...

that costs more than three times your yearly salary.

*10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent.

They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they will grow up lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you at old age. ...


#copied

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Religion / Re: Owl "Witches" Killed At Nairobi Winners Chapel In Kenya (photos) by jauntty: 10:34am On Jun 20, 2016
[size=16pt]Gullibility at its peak.

That pastor needs deliverance from ignorance and deep-rooted baseless superstitious beliefs

Witch my foot! [/size]

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Family / Producing Children You Can't Cater For Is Wicked And A Crime Against Humanity by jauntty: 10:29am On Jun 20, 2016
Saw this popular Beggar (lady) in my area who already had like 3 professional begging-kids, plus a toddler who might still be sucking..... she is PREGNANT AGAIN !!!!

I feel it's an act of extreme wickedness, insensitivity and gross abuse of sanity, for a man (or husband) and a woman (or wife ) to conspire and give birth to children that they lack the financial, moral and socio-psychological capacity to adequately cater for.

I really wish there was a law and system in place whereby everyone is accessed to determine their capacity before been allow to "produce" children.

Personally, I feel it's a crime against humanity and the children for people to keep churning out children without control, only for such kids to become a menace in the society.

How can a child of 10 be asked to fend for his or her self. It's just insane and plain stupidity.

Funny enough, the poor folks are most guilty of this.

#JustThinkingOutLoud #LagosExperience

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Food / Re: Nigerians Would Have To Pay More For Bread… by jauntty: 8:47am On Jun 19, 2016
Na to dey chop puff - puff

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Crime / Re: Face Of One Chance Robber In Lagos Who Steals ATM From Passengers by jauntty: 1:47pm On Jun 17, 2016
[size=16pt]I swear, that guy resemble Don Jazzy [/size]

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Celebrities / Re: "Van Vicker Is Sleeping With Clarice Ford-Kulah My Wife" - Dr. Bartum Kulah by jauntty: 1:40pm On Jun 15, 2016
And so?

Your wife is sleeping around and social media is now the best place to solve that

They are adults and can make their choices. You can change or stop people who don't want to.

Man up, do the needful and stop wailing like a broken record .

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Romance / Re: Life Is A Teacher. Jilted By My Fiancee. by jauntty: 5:53pm On Jun 13, 2016
Three sides to a story... Your side, her side and the truth. I can't judge till I hear from the three .

There is no smoke without fire.

Op... Move on


Btw... If her issue is with your bedmatics., then go and learn!!!!

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Phones / Re: Checkout These HILARIOUS Photoshop Pictures Made By A Twitter User (pics) by jauntty: 12:41pm On Jun 09, 2016
[size=16pt]Evil genius [/size]

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Romance / Re: The Problem With Girls Of Nowadays (snapshots Inside) by jauntty: 3:28pm On Jun 02, 2016
waywardpikin:
So I was having a conversation with my tightest cousin who just finished his masters in the UK. We got talking and somehow our conversation delved into the topic of women. I found our conversation to be very enlightening and I thought to share it with you guys. What do you think? Do you agree with his position? Yay or nay?

Please this is not a female bashing thread. Just a platform for intelligent discourse.
I like that ur cousin, we share the same views.

I always tell my guys, CHASE UR DREAMS AND GIRLS WILL CHASE AFTER YOU. FACT!!!!!

My Life in Lagos has proven this fact right again and again
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Daughter Of A Prophetess In Lagos (pics) by jauntty: 4:39pm On Jun 01, 2016
I always feel sick and enraged reading about young gals and vulnerable children been victims of rape.

These perpetrators are ANIMALS, devoid of humanity. So ashamed that I share a country with these imbeciles and Cowards.

For crying out loud, sex is a cheap as #500 with some oloshos giving discounts sef, so WTF is their excuse?!!!

I can't imagine someone doing this to my two beautiful sisters, I go KILL PERSON I SWEAR!!

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Career / Re: Is Salary Of 20k OK? by jauntty: 6:08pm On May 27, 2016
MrMcJay:


Take up the job, try to take up after-school lessons and private lessons on weekends for interested students. Give your best to the job and let the parents of your students take special interest in you. Once they get to like you, there would be one opening one day that a parent would recommend you for.

Cheers!
Best advice so far!

That 20k is just a stepping stone to smth better. Start small... Keep searching while keeping body and soul together.

AVOID WOMANIZING THO, CUS UR SMALL MONEY GO JUST FINISHED

Funny thing is my expenses for transport and feeding is over 20k monthly.

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