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Which one is 20 months? Just say you are 2years older than him and for your info, it’s better to call that Fvck off now before taking it more serious else you’ll blame yourself after marriage. And maybe after 240 months, you start seeing your husband as been younger and he sees you as a old fool by then. By then, the butterfly inside you now would have died and you’ll be faced with reality. By the way;
And I have noticed on Nairaland, whenever a woman wants to introduce her boyfriend, fiancé or crush; we always read stuffs like: He’s caring, fun to be with, intelligent, Handsome, Very focused, amazing, outspoken, cool and all those Sh!t. And yet you hoes complain there’s no good man in Nigeria. Let me hope all your Prince Charming are from India. B!tches.

Great wishes.

Evolutionlove:
You forgot to add they are filthy and shameless likewise their filthy dirty unhygienic male SIMPS too lol......

You may be right. These b!tches deserves nothing but what exactly they are getting. “I love you” to a Nigerian girl is synonymous to “I’ll be giving you money”. Therefore you became her father to shoulder responsibilities. Any man who fall for this gimmick of the Virgina people will not die well

Any man who failed to realize that our ladies in this part of the world are b!tches is a failure. They are by default dependent and it runs in their blood. No need to be surprise. As a man, Just pick one and accept your responsibility with joy. You’ll be happy.

INSIDE LIFE !
It’s nothing but juju. Get it straight. Sumo par case happened in my neighborhood recently but in different dimension. They didn’t sleep but were all looking at the rubbers like slowpoke and couldn’t do anything. They rubbers left before they could understand what happened. May God protect us.

Same vein am missing Torie8 badly.

Ever since I hav joined Nairaland. I read people calling out Lalasticlala on snake thread and trust me, such thread always make it to the front page. And today I see how useless the forum is when this topic made front page and more sensible topics are left in their various section.

So I was thinking randomly today about what has happened so far in this year 2020. I listened to a song where the artist says “the year 2020 has been overhyped and thus; the unexpected things happening” but nevertheless. We are able to make it so far to this point.
If year 2020 is a movie. What title will you give it?

Big Brother Problem

Are you still asking what to do? She’ll use you, manipulate you and I assure you, you’ll regret it. Tell that b!tch bluntly that you aren’t interested in that sh!t else you’ll only have yourself to blame. If she truly loves you, she would profess love to you and not that silly option on your table, she knows perfectly what she’s up to.

Hih

God bless you Arc. Chukwudi. This is what a responsible, focused, business oriented, ambitious and a visionary youth should be engaged in. But it’s sad our society on the hand has successfully changed and restructured the mind and heart of an average youth into lots of illegal and immoral activities and endeavors.

My younger brother.
Still like a dream.

Torie8:
Yea I know,but we just have to keep smiling

That’s the spirit. I hope you are better now? Pls be calm ok ! Someone somewhere cares a lot

ZINIBANKS:
You see that 500 pm na jawalis send am

Funny man. I like you though. But I didn’t send Vanida PMs. I’ll rather be sending 500 PMs daily to Torie8 in 500 days till she finally say Yes.

Torie8:
Am fine just a little worried

Huh. Worried about what exactly? So sad you wouldn’t give that chance to talk outside NL but that’s by the way. Why are you worried pls. Life can be complicated and you know.

Right post in the wrong section.
Anyways, The only person that crossed my mind this morning is Torie8. I’m worried, where’s she?

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ZINIBANKS:
Am not jawa am zini
You already like that guy hhmmmmm
Jawalis where you dey now your wife body don........ok

Funny man. Anyways I love Torie8 more than anyone here on NL. She’s a Jewel. I have been busy for a while now. I missed Torie8 like someone in the oven will miss air.

Torie8:
Why not try Canada

He insisted on US and that’s what he wants. I have tried convincing him to no avail

dasparrow:
You are not being honest right now. What is he trying to fund? He wants to fund a visa you're not even eligible for? Money is not the issue. Nigerians think abroad is like Nigeria where you can buy your way out of every and anything. Americans don't want you migrating to their country anymore. No amount of money is going to get you a U.S visa.

American Embassy in Nigeria is aware that many Nigerians want to abscond. Those embassy folks are not stupid. You think they don't know about the Southern Kaduna killings and all the bloodshed going on in Nigeria?

Stop asking us for process. To apply for U.S visa is very straight forward. Visit their immigration website. Just know that American embassy visa consuls are not impressed by how much money you have. They are more concerned about strong family ties to your homeland and whether you will return back home after visiting. Like someone else on this thread already mentioned, find another country. America is a no go area in this trump administration.

All these are not necessary of you ask me. I asked a simple question. Forget the long story me know all. You don’t even know if I just want to get the money and do other things and you are quick to judge. Pls help if you can.
What are the step to take in traveling to US and the required funding. I just want to present it and get the money.

dasparrow:
I don't know what is wrong with some Nigerians. You people have such an obnoxious sense of entitlement to other people's countries.

For starters, trump has barred Nigerians from permanently migrating to the United States. What that means is that even if you find someone who is a citizen of America to get married to, you will still not be allowed to live and work indefinitely in America.

Right now, due to Covid-19, over 40 million Americans have lost their jobs. Many Americans are at risk of ending up on the streets homeless. Some are already homeless. America is not what the media is showing you. Trump has cancelled work permit visas as well due to the large job loss happening right now due to Coronavirus.

The trump administration does not want immigrants from poor countries migrating to America and has actively sought to severely limit migration through tough immigration policies. Yet, Nigerians like you won't listen. You think America is your father land or an extension of Nigeria.

It doesn't matter the cost. America does NOT want Nigerians migrating permanently to the United States anymore and that is that. Respect their laws or face humiliation like Nigerians are facing right now in Ghana. A word is a enough for the wise.

Pls if you can’t help. Kindly move on. I said it already. What I need is steps to take and money involved in traveling to US. Forget the rest if you can’t help with that.

Kekereekun123:
lol all those one no dey work again. No one can help you go usa as it is. Find another country go. To apply you need passport and visa fees thats all. But if you no get any better reason of going they will reject your application

Am not saying anyone wants to help get a visa. I said he wants to help with the funding and he needs me to present the steps in written form and the money involved. And I have someone there already. Pls if you can’t help with those steps. Kindly say it

Kekereekun123:
the information is online Google it. Since you have no visa in mind. This is 2020 not 2010 where you can get visit or conference visa then stay back and find babe to marry and get green card. That one no possible again today when last did you hear someone say they are going to us or applying Doors don close. For study visa your would be needing about 6 to 10m for fees and living expenses. Visa is also not based on money, na intent and proofs of home times plays a big part

Thanks but you still did not understand me. Ok let me say it this was sir/bro.
I have someone who said I should make enquiries on going to the US and he wants to help so I need those steps clearly with the money involved in each step. I have tried google but I didn’t see it as expected. Thanks

Kekereekun123:
for which visa exactly na. Usa is a no go area for now too

Pls forget about US been no go area or not. Pls can you just enlighten me on the step. And I don’t know about any visa for now. Pls just enlighten me on what steps to take and how much it’ll probably cost me.
I want to give the estimate to someone and then processes involved.

Kekereekun123:
to do what exactly If you love yourself avoid usa. Trump does not want immigrants. Only bet is student visa but after studying they will likely frustrate you till you commot

Pls help me list the steps and procedures with the estimated budget for all of you can. Pls

Pls help a brother. I need a guidance on what it takes to travel from Nigeria to the US.
Pls let to be explicit. Step by step on what to do and how’s to go about it Including the estimated bills for each process. Thanks
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