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Romance › Re: When He Or She Calls You Names Like This by jawalis(m): 5:42pm On Jul 11, 2020
vivsravine:
so what are u saying

Better visit

Vivoparah..com
Fvck vivoporah.
Romance › Re: When He Or She Calls You Names Like This by jawalis(m): 5:18pm On Jul 11, 2020
Not true. I have bleep£d a lady who calls me “Bro” sometimes ago. Though it doesn’t went well afterwards
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 4:34pm On Jul 11, 2020
Preshieben:
this is serious undecided
Huh. Preshieben baby. I wouldn’t want to mention presshi cos the poster says “celebrity “ and Preshieben is forever bae. Not just fvck
Romance › Re: This Is What Happens To You When You Are A Simp (photos) by jawalis(m): 3:15pm On Jul 11, 2020
So because he spent on her makes him a simp right? Don’t be carried away. It’s all for the puss¥, that doesn’t make him a simp cos you didn’t know his pocket and financial strength.The guy might be a millionaire. So $500 to him may be just nothing. Like Davido giving someone 10k. We all know that doesn’t reduce him in any way.
Don’t be quick to tag anyone a simp. Different folks different games.
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 2:00pm On Jul 11, 2020
Bonatheripper:
No one is against you procreating or having coitus with those you like

The fact you think they're too perfect and above your reach is what makes you a glorified simp
Oh. You believe redpill sh!t will bring every woman under your feet. That’s a great mistake. Money is what brings them. Not any sh!t.
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 1:58pm On Jul 11, 2020
dairykidd:
Wtf.. She won't even entertain u so u better find big can of Vaseline and do the needful angry
What makes you think she won’t entertain me? You can’t see beyond your nose though.
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 1:30pm On Jul 11, 2020
dairykidd:
Lol.. my girlfriend. I go use bullet spoil ur waist forever grin grin
Damn. This is serious. That babe too fine I swear. I wish I fvck her just once.
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 1:27pm On Jul 11, 2020
delectablegyal:
he is learning. don't be hard on him. teach him. direct him to thread where he will learn.
You definitely need a hard knock on your silky head. I bet you don’t know what simp means. Fool. I like Nancy yes. Foolish geng like you always fail cos you are fond of misconceptions. Been a redpiller means you should admire a fine babe right? You should fvck again right? You shouldn’t procreate right?
Sillly guys who pretends to be redpillers whereas you fools doesn’t even understand the concept of redpill. Pvssy are meant to be fvcked and you must admire it before fvcking.

Fools.
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 1:23pm On Jul 11, 2020
Bonatheripper:
SIMPson
For your small mind. Check out Nancy and you’ll understand
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 1:03pm On Jul 11, 2020
delectablegyal:
she will no more have those qualities you desire. the best time is nowsmiley. get somebody like her if you can not get her.
Hmmm. You are right on this. But I honestly could not find any girl like Nancy. She’s just too perfect for me
Romance › Re: be good to everybody by jawalis(m): 12:54pm On Jul 11, 2020
All of you are shouting decent wife, loyal wife blah blah blah. Did the OP said she’s faithful or did he mentioned she’s decent. Foolish people.
So because she’s dirty and wears one pant for one week means she’s loyal right? Fools.
Because she has given birth now, the husband should now be living with a pig right? He should adapt with her dirtiness and continue with what he couldn’t tolerate. Mad men everywhere

But OP you are mad. You just complained a neighbor beat your wife of recent. So how come another complain today? And today she’s dirty. Ok. I’ll watch out of tomorrow’s episode.
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 12:39pm On Jul 11, 2020
delectablegyal:
what do you want in a lady?
I have provided a very good answer to your question. Just check Nancy very well and everything you see in her.
I mean everything about Nancy, from her physique, ascent to morals. That’s exactly what I want. Including the bad ones.
If I become rich so well tomorrow, I’ll go for and wife her.
Romance › Re: Men Wise Up, Marriage Favours Women More (photos) by jawalis(m): 12:34pm On Jul 11, 2020
Tomide007:
I might take a cue from dangote. A bachelor with kids.
Is he really a bachelor? I don’t know
Romance › Re: Men Wise Up, Marriage Favours Women More (photos) by jawalis(m): 12:23pm On Jul 11, 2020
Tomide007:
Why wife one?
African standard demands.
Procreations.
Safe sex.
Romance › Re: Men Wise Up, Marriage Favours Women More (photos) by jawalis(m): 11:28am On Jul 11, 2020
Ain’t taking any b!tch serious anymore but I’ll surely wife one.
Romance › Re: Do Cheaters Feel Guilty? by jawalis(m): 10:26am On Jul 11, 2020
Guilty of what exactly?
We all cheat so there’s no biggie.
Romance › Re: Guys, Nigerian Female Celebrity You Would Like To Have Sex With? by jawalis(m): 10:21am On Jul 11, 2020
Nancy Isime.
She’s the perfect sample of what I want in a woman
Romance › Re: be good to everybody by jawalis(m): 10:18am On Jul 11, 2020
D!ck.
Gbola.
Cock.
Rod.
Zaddy.
Prick. Etc
Romance › Re: Please Can A Guy Earning 50k In A Month Marry by jawalis(m):
You might not end up getting the best advice here. Reason been that everyone on Nairaland has different mentality, different backgrounds, different orientation about marriage, different financial orientations, different locations in different part of the world etc.
So to begin with: 50k to some men on Nairaland might be a chicken change that they spend in just an outing to the beach, mall, parks and centers so what advice are you expecting from such individuals? He’ll definitely tell you no and not go into marriage while 50k to some people is something though not enough but at least, you can get something together with it. Therefore advices here will either discourage you or push and stimulate your intention.
Now here’s my personal advice like you sought for. Ask yourself these questions and answer them in accordance to your lifestyle.

1. Where do you stay? I mean your city/town/village. If you stay in places like Lagos here. Pls don’t start a family yet cos it might not go far considering expenses we face daily even as singles. How much more if you are with kids and a wife.

2. How old are you? You know how age runs faster these days so if you are below 30, pls chill and try more to ensure you get other source of income. You can safe up to get something fixed or other means you consider better for yourself.

3. Your position in your family and that of your prospective wife? This matters a lot because siblings from your side and even from your wife side will surely come to you once you are married and settled.

4. Do you have any plan of upping your income?

5. Is your wife working? This is very necessary, ensure she has a job of her own cos your own income can’t settle every of the finances.

If you are able to provide positive answers to those questions, then you are good to go but otherwise! Pls kindly stay back for the main time to avoid stories that’ll touch hearts. She might be telling you lots of encouraging words now like “don’t worry-we will be fine, let’s start small blah blah blah”. Pls use your head. She’ll cheat on your face and disrespect you if you aren’t able to secure the home later. Don’t be carried away by the “I love you” poem you hear now.
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Scammed A Nairalander by jawalis(m): 9:37am On Jul 11, 2020
ayinde2020:
of course I do. I never new I can be scam. I am a private school teacher just desperate to get something doing.
Forget about been a private school teacher sh!t. Everyone got his/her individual challenges. Despite, you must use your head. Boys are not smiling.
I know what am saying.
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Scammed A Nairalander by jawalis(m): 9:36am On Jul 11, 2020
ayinde2020:
of course I do. I never new I can be scam. I am a private school teacher just desperate to get something doing.
Forget about been a private school teacher sh!t. Everyone got his/her individual challenges. Despite, you must use your head. Boys are not smiling.
I know what am saying
Romance › Re: Trending Today: 50 Cent Trolls Jada Smiths Relationship Talk by jawalis(m): 9:34am On Jul 11, 2020
50cent is a MAN.
In any relationship with b!tches, do not forget to ask about her previous fvck life.
It matters. Pvssy niggas won’t hear until b!tch use his heart play soduku and shatter it.
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Scammed A Nairalander by jawalis(m): 9:24am On Jul 11, 2020
Stop paying for business on a forum like Nairaland. Why do people still fall victim of some evitable scam when there are hundreds of people who do better in your city or town and you can easily reach out to. I hope you learn your lesson now though in a harder way.
Romance › Re: (PHOTOS) Zena Yusuf Mohammed Ends Her 3-year Marriage Over Domestic Abuse by jawalis(m): 9:10pm On Jul 09, 2020
As much as I condemn domestic violence, we must be realistic and not forget these ladies have their own provocative moments and it takes grace for a man to keep his cool. In this case, I Can’t really decide nor judge anyone since there’s no full story and I don’t live with them before now.
Romance › Re: Any Real Girlfriend Will Do This. True Or False by jawalis(m): 7:47pm On Jul 09, 2020
Torie8:
Ok lets go back to normal
Damn. Ok cool, I’ll agree.

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