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Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Jay542(m): 9:56pm On Jun 24, 2016
ivyy:
Lwkmd! grin

I remember when missing blokos stories were rife then in Lagos, even we girls were apprehensive anytime we felt the slightest of touch at the market, especially at Oshodi market.

So I understand the feeling. grin
'Blokos' Lmaoo grin grin Throwback slang
Romance › Re: Please Am I Not Cute Enough To Be Dating A Beatiful Bae? by Jay542(m): 9:50pm On Jun 24, 2016
makydebbie:
grin..thanks hun...feel free to hit the like button! wink
Especially the microwave bra. Really funny and mischievous. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Jay542(m): 9:23pm On Jun 24, 2016
ivyy:
New pictures grin grin
Lol. We have to check oo. Oshodi bloody place.
Romance › Re: 7 Ways Guys Act That Shows They Want Sex When They Visit Their Girlfriends by Jay542(m): 9:20pm On Jun 24, 2016
waxxydude:
undecided undecided Don't make me say what i wanna say.

You smell fake.
What iss this 1 saying. undecided
Crime › Re: Two Women With Cannabis In Kastina Arrested By NDLEA by Jay542(m): 4:09pm On Jun 24, 2016
Darkseid:
I dey tell you. Them go arrest person but na them smoke am pass.
all those Hausa officers na them worse pass
Romance › Re: Please Am I Not Cute Enough To Be Dating A Beatiful Bae? by Jay542(m): 3:02pm On Jun 24, 2016
See how una dey catch cruise. Guy next time no carry this kind matter come here.
Crime › Re: Two Women With Cannabis In Kastina Arrested By NDLEA by Jay542(m): 2:34pm On Jun 24, 2016
Darkseid:
Wetin go come happen to the SK?
those bastard NDLEA go smoke am. And this na real grade oo
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by Jay542(m): 12:54pm On Jun 24, 2016
umehmj:
lol....you are cute. hope you aint coming out? cos i hate to beat your sorry a$$ lol
Bros no fear. I'm not involved at all. But i go vote for you sha.
Romance › Re: I Would Love To Contest For Mr Nairaland (pics) by Jay542(m): 10:45am On Jun 24, 2016
lol. Osheey.
umehmj:
wait! them dey give the winners money? miss this, mr that don too much. please if them they pay make i enter too. me i no dey do anything wey money no dey comot inside
Family › Re: When A Man Forces His Wife For Sex, Is It A Rape? by Jay542(m): 10:20am On Jun 24, 2016
Yess na. Rape iss force
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 10:06am On Jun 24, 2016
Millerz:
Everyone except you knows that Mohammed married more than four wives.

The women are free to marry after leaving the man. The first wife is the only recognized wife. Islam isn't the same with Christianity.
Your believe. Your choice. I still believe it doesn't sound right and fair.
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 9:49am On Jun 24, 2016
IamUdo:
Live with only one but still take care of the others financially..
iss life only about finance?? Her other needs nko?? Please think. God didnt give us brains for nothing. Life isnt about money alone. Love is key.
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 9:13am On Jun 24, 2016
Madam dont say what you dont know oo. Prophet Muhammad(pbuh) never married 4 wives. So the rest women should remain without husband for the rest of der life. It just doesnt make sense.
Millerz:
You are a Muslim who knows nothing about Christianity. Christianity is all about Jesus Christ, not David, Solomon, Moses etc. In Islam, Mohammed married more than 4 wives and had concubines. Jesus Christ never married nor asked us to have more than 1 wife. In fact it is stated repeatedly in the bible that men should have 1 wife.

When a man comes to Christ, he receives the holy spirit and that holy spirit will convict and make him know that he commits adultery against his first wife by still having other wives. You cannot continue living in sim that grace may abound.

NB: The word of God is final and Jesus is the word of God. We are to follow Christ, not David or Solomon.
Celebrities › Re: Comedian Emmanuella To Launch Her Clothing Line by Jay542(m): 8:57am On Jun 24, 2016
Exodus23v25:
@ her age, she's a wonder kid.... More grace....
how old iss she biko??
Politics › Re: Fayose Asks EFCC To Read John 8 Vs 7 by Jay542(m): 8:45am On Jun 24, 2016
dammytosh:
That is the problem.

I am beginning to believe that Lere and the press guys around him have collected money to pull Fayose down finally.

If not they should read and edit some incriminating things the mad man is saying against himself.

Let me explain the story he refereed to and the contextual meaning.

The woman brought was actually guilty and instead of Jesus to pronounce her guilty and sentenced her to stoning.

In his infinite wisdom he inferred that the woman is guilty and deserved to be stoned but the stoning must be done by any body standing here who is not guilty of any offence.


You know what it means, FAYOSE has admitted being guilty of what EFCC charged him for.

So according to him : EFCC, APC or ZENITH can not cast stone.

1. EFCC :- He feels they are corrupt too.

2. APC :- He feels they are thieves too.

3. ZENITH : - He feels they are also guilty of MONEY LAUNDERING since they helped him.

I KNOW his defence ministers still can not understand.

SINCE you have admitted guilt, we forgive u.


In Falz voices we ask :


[size=20pt]bet Mister Fayoze

Where is our money.

I mean ,

WHERE IS OUR 1.2 Billion Naira ?
cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
[/size]
osheey. You've really spoken well.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Jay542(m): 8:19am On Jun 24, 2016
ivyy:
Lol, hope your day is going fine. kiss
very well. Yours?
Romance › Re: 16 Women Reveal What Turns Them Off About A Man by Jay542(m): 7:00am On Jun 24, 2016
foolinlove:
Guys who don't break up, they just strung you along and you find out they moved on without saying anything.
What if they don't ask you out. You guys just starting dating without saying anything.?
Romance › Re: Please Am I Not Cute Enough To Be Dating A Beatiful Bae? by Jay542(m): 6:50am On Jun 24, 2016
Greatzeus:
Whatever,good luck with your love adventure.
But always read proof what you type before posting.
Cuted? like seriously?
That's all he needs to know. he'll thank you later.
Culture › Re: Boys Should Be As Responsible As The Girl They Imagine For A Wife by Jay542(m): 6:42am On Jun 24, 2016
"All men will cheat if all women allow them to cheat.
Some men will cheat if some women allow them to cheat.
No man will cheat if no woman allow them to cheat."

It's not just the responsibility of the woman he's with but also the woman he's sleeping with.
Romance › Re: 7 Facts About Men,ladies Beware by Jay542(m): 6:24am On Jun 24, 2016
Funkybabee:
These are the facts about men character, ladies of nowadays should beware don't let them keep teasing you again.




1 they can never love one girl/ladies
2 love sex more than love
3 talented In lying
4 talk softly while conning a lady
5 heart breakers
6 can promise girl heaven and earth
7 fear pregnancy but hate protected sex

no bash pls and ladies can add to it
Ladies are guilty to this too except 6 tho.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Jay542(m): 6:20am On Jun 24, 2016
ivyy:
Morning everyone. kiss kiss
Morning dear kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection Of Crazily Funny Pictures. Lwkmd! by Jay542(m): 10:16pm On Jun 23, 2016
I didn't know who to vote for but she just won my vote. #VoteIvvy
TV/Movies › Re: Name A Movie You Never Get Tired Of Watching by Jay542(m): 9:46pm On Jun 23, 2016
'Wanted' -
Nairaland General › Re: Funny Phone Conversation by Jay542(m): 8:52pm On Jun 23, 2016
Lmao grin Nice one
Politics › Re: Easy Oil Money Destroyed Nigeria- Osinbanjo by Jay542(m): 8:50pm On Jun 23, 2016
Politics › Re: Zenith Bank Can't Deny Funding My Election - Fayose by Jay542(m): 7:50pm On Jun 23, 2016
Oga begin the next stage. This 1 never work oo
Health › Re: Doctor Poses With Nurse Who Conducted His Delivery & Now Works In His Hospital by Jay542(m): 2:44pm On Jun 23, 2016
queenstll:
https://www.timenaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/new-53.png
Dr Olanrewaju James shared this amazing photo via Twitter, on his birthday today. Pictured is a Nurse who works together with him in their Hospital. She was the same person who conducted his own delivery many years back.


Source: http://timenaija.com/nigerian-doctor-shares-a-photo-of-his-colleague-a-nurse-who-conducted-his-delivery/
She iss a Legend.
Education › Re: Is This The Most Beautiful University In Nigeria? by Jay542(m): 8:25am On Jun 23, 2016
omoasero:
BETTER BY FAR.... Let them know
osheey!
Christianity Etc › Re: When Should I Stop Eating My Sahur? by Jay542(m): 6:53am On Jun 23, 2016
lay2uarh:
Reason for my question, I woke up late one day dat I had to eat around 5:25am..wen I told one of my friends, he was like telling me dat I ate breakfast and not sahur..i had an understanding dat u stopped eating immediately the adhan is called. And as at dat moment, d adhan is yet to be called in my area..so, do I av dat day registered as fastinghuh
Sometimes you don't get to hear the Adhan, so you should stop 10mins before fajr.
Career › Re: Somebody Help Me by Jay542(m): 6:44am On Jun 23, 2016
Keep playing hard to get. And start applying to other firms.
Romance › Re: What Could She Have Done??? by Jay542(m): 6:36am On Jun 23, 2016
She was caught cheating.

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