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Family › Re: Enugu Billionaire Buries Mother In Hummer SUV Instead Of Casket (see Photos) by Jay542(m): 6:08am On Jun 23, 2016
After they will call police if boys go dig the grave later. undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: When Should I Stop Eating My Sahur? by Jay542(m): 6:02am On Jun 23, 2016
Wa aleykum sallam. I've similar problem but i think anytime before 5am should be fine.
Education › Re: Why Does A Triangle Have Three Sides? by Jay542(m): 5:59am On Jun 23, 2016
Because it has 3sides shikenna grin small pikin just too get wahala sha
Education › Re: Is This The Most Beautiful University In Nigeria? by Jay542(m): 5:30am On Jun 23, 2016
Unilorin iss more beautiful than that.
Education › Re: Female Lecturer Proposed To Her Student In Public (photos) by Jay542(m): 5:24am On Jun 23, 2016
Na why she wear wedding gown?? Nawa oo
Politics › Re: I Can’t Face CCT Trial Together With Forgery Case, Saraki Tells Court by Jay542(m): 3:16am On Jun 23, 2016
In your next life you no go tiff money.
Celebrities › Re: "She Gave My Father Gonorreah"- Kemi Olunloyo Replies Tokunbo Aboderin(video) by Jay542(m): 12:52am On Jun 23, 2016
She's not worth the mb. I can never view tht video.
Politics › Re: Today Buhari Lost His Chill On Twitter Barely 24hrs After His Wife Did Same by Jay542(m): 10:24pm On Jun 22, 2016
Bros settle out economy. Iss it too much to ask huh
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo's Family Reacts To Tokunbo Aboderin's Accusations by Jay542(m): 10:20pm On Jun 22, 2016
Faba:
Tho Kemi is sick..
But I believe there are some elements of truth in what she spits out at times.
Nobody cares. She deserves all she got and all she will get. There's an adage that says "when you bend to look someone yansh, your own too iss opened for another to see" undecided
Romance › Re: Is It Possible For A Man And A Woman To Be Just Friends? by Jay542(m): 9:09pm On Jun 22, 2016
It's very possible. Especially if she has a boyfriend and she's loyal.
Nairaland General › Re: Nigeria Is The Economic Engine Of Africa- President Buhari. by Jay542(m): 8:47pm On Jun 22, 2016
What is this one saying??
Phones › Re: Mtn Data Price Slash by Jay542(m): 12:06am On Jun 22, 2016
Mario1989:
MTN are always left behind...mtcheeew. #team_glo
but glo network iss not worth their free bundles at all. #VeryBadNetwork
Phones › Re: Mtn Data Price Slash by Jay542(m): 12:03am On Jun 22, 2016
Mario1989:
MTN are always left behind...mtcheeew. #team_glo
Foreign Affairs › Re: Man Caught Posing As A Female To Attract Men by Jay542(m): 12:01am On Jun 22, 2016
emmand2:
what gud will eva come out of kenya? ISSORITE make una KONTINU
lol. Long distance Olympics.
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 11:54pm On Jun 21, 2016
frosbel2:
You are dealing with the 'Boko Haram' version of Christianity, abeg ignore him grin
Dont incite anything. Just go and sleep jeje undecided
frosbel2:
You are dealing with the 'Boko Haram' version of Christianity, abeg ignore him grin
Dont incite anything. Just go and sleep jeje
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 11:51pm On Jun 21, 2016
frosbel2:
God did not pardon David because he married more than one wife, he pardoned David for the sin of sleeping with another man's legally married wife. Read the bible , don't let these people confuse you...
God sha pardoned him, thats my point. whats your take on this??
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 11:49pm On Jun 21, 2016
nairalandankrah:
Dearest, A True Christian Knows That Christianity Is Serious Business, And That Jesus Christ Meant All That He Said And Thaught..We Believe That We Were Bought With His Precious Blood And So We Are Slaves To Him And Him Alone. As Such, We Are DUTY BOUND to do HIS will WHATEVER THE COST..going to heaven is not SHAWARMA AND ICE CREAM neither is it a JOURNEY for the lazy and undetermined. its a journey for the SINCERE, FAITHFULL, AND OBEDIENT.
oh so he should divorce the other wives huh Haba!
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 10:50pm On Jun 21, 2016
Millerz:
The bible only sanctions marriage between one man and one woman. Jesus made Eve for Adam, not Eves for Adam. That God allowed it in times past doesnt mean God ordained it. Same way God allows people kill other people, it doesn't mean its sanctioned by him.

You are to have one wife and not to divorce her except for adultery. A polygamist who has just come to Christ must divorce his other wives because what we call polygamy is actually adultery.
i'm a muslim and we are all learning. Its nothing personal. But if this is what the bible says then its very unfair to the other wives. Cos the same bible preaches repentance to the best of my knowledge. If the bible didnt state any solution to cases like this, yu should use your prophets to judge. King David married more than 1 woman and God pardoned him. Then God will also pardon this case cos he is the most Merciful.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Croatia Vs Spain :Euro 2016 (2 - 1) On 21st June 2016 by Jay542(m): 10:36pm On Jun 21, 2016
amosbabaA:
fellow nairalanders from the prestigious university of ilorin, one of us is vying for the post of the VICE PRESIDENT of CIS faculty, she needs your support and vote. Olorundare Abimbola is a credible and respected students leader with past achievements to show for, let show support to one of us come tomorrow.

A vote for LADE is a vote for credibility.

A vote for LADE is a vote for indelible impact

Support LADE , support progress

one love.
Great Unilorites. Prof Sadiku go rig the election for am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Croatia Vs Spain :Euro 2016 (2 - 1) On 21st June 2016 by Jay542(m): 10:33pm On Jun 21, 2016
LMohd:
GOAL!!! Messi scores for Spain assited by Odion Ighalo
Bros grow up
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 10:23pm On Jun 21, 2016
frosbel2:
Polygamy is not adultery, lol.

Adultery is stealing another man's wife or another wife's husband. None of this has happened in Polygamy because they remain legitimately married.

Your write up is based on fiction.
its based on ITK. I'm sorry
Christianity Etc › Re: If A Man Has Multiple Wives And Becomes A Christian, What Is He Supposed To Do? by Jay542(m): 10:06pm On Jun 21, 2016
Millerz:
The bible only sanctions marriage between one man and one woman. Jesus made Eve for Adam, not Eves for Adam. That God allowed it in times past doesnt mean God ordained it. Same way God allows people kill other people, it doesn't mean its sanctioned by him.

You are to have one wife and not to divorce her except for adultery. A polygamist who has just come to Christ must divorce his other wives because what we call polygamy is actually adultery.
If thats what the bible says, then the bible isnt being fair to the other wives. Even if the bible does not have a direct answer to this question you should use common sense. God pardoned it to previous prophet then this one too would be pardoned.
Romance › Re: Do All Guys Have A Side Chic? by Jay542(m): 6:57am On Jun 21, 2016
foolinlove:
Nah, they don't. But they all cheaters.

If guys say to you "I'm tired, I'm busy, my phone died, I'm thinking, I slept off..." he a cheater. It takes 30 seconds to send text - but harder to do when you're wit another girl.
Not all guys say those stuffs all the time. Except they actually are busy. Or their phone was down.
Why don't you believe them?? Girls actually have trust issues.
Politics › Re: Forgery: Saraki And Ekweremadu’s Arraignment Is Today by Jay542(m): 6:52am On Jun 21, 2016
They should just step down and the witch-hunt will stop. The Senate iss really fighting for corruption instead of against corruption thts why Nigeria isn't moving. I pray they find them guilty. They think they're above the law. Let's just chill for the judiciary.
Celebrities › Re: Freeze Wants To Know If This N142 Million Watch Is Good Investment by Jay542(m): 6:45am On Jun 21, 2016
HarkymTheOracle:
If it will tell when one will die,then its a good investment..if not..
Lol. No chill grin
Romance › Re: Do All Guys Have A Side Chic? by Jay542(m): 6:42am On Jun 21, 2016
At all. Not all guys have side girls. Moreso it's really stressful.
Romance › Re: For Sex by Jay542(m): 6:36am On Jun 21, 2016
maikel:
Pls who knows where I can get dis drink called spanish fly?any one shld let me knw pls
Pharmaceutical stores. Don't kill someones daughter ok. It's very dangerous.
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is The Funniest? by Jay542(m): 6:34am On Jun 21, 2016
2 grin
Romance › Re: She Is Heavily Blessed Front And Back by Jay542(m): 6:31am On Jun 21, 2016
K
Business › Re: Onitsha New Shoprite..my Dope Swagg Pictures There..me And My Siblings.. by Jay542(m): 6:17am On Jun 21, 2016
Kobicove:
Since when did going to Shoprite become an achievement?! undecided
Biko ask Bros oo.
Politics › Re: Shame! See The Deplorable State Of A Popular Airport In Nigeria (photos) by Jay542(m): 6:15am On Jun 21, 2016
Abeymills:
Apc is a disaster
not Apc but Nigeria. Don't judge until after 4yrs
Romance › Re: My Ordeal Wth My 17 Year Old Secondary Sch Smallie 2dai by Jay542(m): 6:13am On Jun 21, 2016
jonaifame22:
I was awoken dis morning by my phone ringing and it was my smallie calling dis precious mondai morning and I heard her lovely voice on the other end of the fone and she said," hello israel good morning should I still come cos I jus left home" or shld I be goin 2 skool straight" and I replied and told her to march down to my house straight then she cut the call.

Immediately wth the speed of lightning, I rose up laid my bed,wash the toilet clean,swept the kitchen,packed my game console well and called my sister and encouraged her to dress and go out and maintain as mch as 50 metres yard frm the house and then I took my bath and quickly went to buy fuel and my small fone rang in the filling station and she told me she's on my street that I shld come out and take her in, I told her where I was and then she waited for me then after buying fuel, I headed back home and when I got to my street I saw her,wow she looked so beautiful and innocent and then I alighted frm the bike and we went in, thank Goodness the house was free and as we got in I first of all plasterd a powerful hug at her,

I almost didn't expect her to come cos gals of these days have "promise and fail" as there middle name jus before their surname and then I pecked her cos my heart was full and drooling wth joy most especially my dick,cos last night was very cold and I drank tea twice buh deep down I knew that tea is not my problem and if not because police raided the brothel close to my area I wld have gone there and check mate konji and defeat it to a stand still wth the pvssy of one of the lovely prostitutes there.

So there was light and my fone was charging then as we joked she asked me if I had internet on my fone and I repiled "yes" then she took it and started browsing 2go, I didn't want to rush so I let her entertain herself cos we still had till 3pm for enuff show down,




So after some 50 minutes or there abt, I went to her on the bed and wrapped my body around her and kissed her allover and she responded by wrapping her legs around me as we frenched kissed, chai dat gal is a fire kisser, so as we kissed my fone rang for the reply of her chat on 2 go and she didn't take it up to reply,then she said something to me"u've jus made me wet" and as we broke frm the kiss, she went to the bathroom and then I took my fone to browse NL and reply my thread as regards my poem for laveda last night, I jus saw her chat on 2go where she was sex chatting and the guy was typing dirty abt svckn her and her breast and she replied him saying" ouch u're killing me,I'm on the bed, ouch I'm squeezing the bed sheet n I'm holding the pillow and bla bla bla,, then it dawned on me that I'm wth the godess of sex in full human flesh I was challenged and I vowed that I'll defeat her today and she will go back to her kingdom in shreds



Then she came out of the bathroom and joined me in bed wth her shirt unbuttoned and jus her bra still in place as she landed on the bed, I drew close to her. And raised her bra up to one side and sucked one of her breast and she moaned "aahhhh, aaahhhhhh, uuuuuhhhhhnnnnn uuuuuuuuhhhhnnn. Hsssssssss,aaahhhhh, as she moaned my dick gave my boxers turbulent pokes as it erected to it's maximum then she further provoked my dick more as she reached for my dick wth her hands as I sucked her. As she rubbed my dick I released, chai, then I heard a voice saying in my mind" in ur own house this gal must not defeat you" hmmmmmmmmm, then my dick calmed down abt, then she sat up and loosed her bra and then I told her to wait and then I helped her pull her shirt and pulled her skirt and pant,



Then I went to the bathrroom to shower and then I bounced back in2 my room she was already rubbing her pvssy and I joined her on the bed wth my dick partially erect buh still curved to the right and then I part her legs like the conflunce sign of river niger and river benue and I buried my head in betweem her legs and ate the dish her pvssy had to offer, chai as I svcked her,her pvssy released lots and lots of tasteless jiuce and I drank it all and ate her pvssy like it's my saari for the ramadan fast of today.



As I svcked her she held my head wth her both hands and wrapped her both legs around my neck as she turn frm side to side like some one abt to transform to a snake or even fish sef,, and she called my name issssssrrrrrrraaaaaaeell hsssssssssss,issssssrrrrrraeeellll uhhhhnnnnnnnn, isssssssssrrrrrrrreeeeelllll, uhhhhhhhhnnnnnn, and she begged me to fvck her and by then my dick was erect and standing like pole that a flag is abt to be hung on and then I rose up and knelt down on the bed and used my dick and rubbed her clit and she held her head wth her two hands,then slid my dick in2 her and she arched her back and held my waist and asked me to fvck her gently as begun fvckn her, I squeezed her yansh and rubbed her laps and as I licked her neck and she moaned "hssssssssssss,usssshhhhhhhh, and then I felt my warm akamu preparing to spill and then I came and filled her up wth my akamu and wth my dick still inside of her, I kissed her and she responded by kissing me back and when I looked at her face properly she had little tears in her eyes, then I went to prepare indomie and we fvcked 3 more rounds and played car race on playstation and she left by 3:20pm
Astagafurilla.

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