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Will i use a plugin or is it some coding stuff? if it is a pluging, which particular one do you recommend that will not cause issues for my blog

I don't know if i am breaking any adsense rule and policy by doing this, but i am the type of person that will not rest until i archive what i want. I got accepted on adsense about a month ago but up till now my adsense earning isnt encouraging. I get enough traffic on my blog everyday, when i mean traffic i mean a whole lot of them and i've got a good number of suscribers too.

Are you an adsense user? let me know what you think i am doing wrong abeg

Pls, take a look at my wordpress problem:
I have search all day for a solution to this problem, even
google has not solution for it. If i try to post or edit articles
on my health blog, cliniconomy.com, i will get a 404 error
saying that the page dat i am lookin for does not exist that
i should go to the home page and try searching for it.
Pls, does anybody have a fix for this problem?

No i don't use dat, No i don't use dat,

I have search all day for a solution to this problem, even google has not solution for it. If i try to post or edit articles on my health blog, cliniconomy.com, i will get a 404 error saying that the page dat i am lookin for does not exist that i should go to the home page and try searching for it.

Pls, does anybody haveva fix for this problem?

Pls, Is there any android app that one can use to create cartoons?

dhtml18:
Yeah, if you sign up on my upcoming site www.Nairaland.com then i will sign up on yours.

You no need tell me make isign up for your website, i don already learn one thing from am already, so ah gat to sign up so i can learn more.

hmmmm, this kyn offer sef, so far it is payment after service, see the url to my website here. http://naijanovaz.com

dhtml18:
Ah, by begging people all over the place.

hahahaaaaa, u dy talk as if, if ah beg u, u go gree sign up. Well i am thinking of to run an advert for the website after i am through with the design

Sure am gonna post more stuffs, but the problem is, how do i get ppl to sign up. My goal is to make it a community like here on nairaland, i know it s not gonna be easy but starting from somewhere gonna be easy, of course rome wasnt built in a day

Pls webmasters in the house, help me review this website, http://naijanovaz.com
And also give your suggestion on how to get sign ups

I tried writing a review for one beauty product from konga, the review was to be placed on my blog so that my visitors who will like to purchase the product can click on the products link which should be my affiliate link and then purchase the product from konga. But i realised that you can only copy a code bearing the banner of a product and paste it on your page. After running around for so long i decided to give up.

Pls anybody with crude knowledge on how i can do this with ease, that is get my affiliate link that i can include into the review which will point directly to the products page.

fleps:
Your website is not up. Still giving 403 issues.

Jezz, why me again? i just came back from sch today nd logged on to the blog to see that.

internetpo:
Resolved your problems yet? Guess you should thank Webhostingpal for the info he gave? Did it help?

yea bro, the problem was actually the email stuff, the thanks goes out to everybody especially webhostinpal, i just had to disable all my newsletter mailing plugings for nw. I just realized that i have even exceeded the 500 email suscribers i am now pursuing 10k suscribers. Hmmm, how do i now send out my newsletter to this dudes?

henryobinna:
ok, just do a research on the most used browser on desktop, you'll see IE is not close to first two

Yea, dats true, and i was among the ppl criticising the browser and i never used it on my system, until dis stuff happened about ads, the first day i uaed it was as fast as splash, nd i have started swapping it together with my chrome, my mozilla is a mess now. Like it is the home for d so called irritating ads

dharyour93:
It's from some apps dat U av installed. Check the ads very well and it will give U an insight to the app dat caused dem. Uninstall the app, restart Ur pc and boom it should be gone.

PS: dats Y I don't just download and install apps anyhow. You might be installing one app and it installs abt 5 more apps.

What u said is perfectly true, i looked at the ads and marketing d there host's names and then went to my program files and i saw about 5 diff software s i didnt install by mysef, nd u know what? They all bear the same name as dat of the providers of the ads. I was very angry, imagine this useless companies forcefully installing there softwares into my system, useless softwares to say. I started uninstalling them, most of them didnt want to uninstall sef, but i sorced dem. Now the ads have reduced shaa, but they are still coming but in a reduced way

henryobinna:
you mean that slow, stooopid browser?

I've never browsed with the one I saw on my pc

Sorry bro, but my internet Explorer is fast ooo, maybe u need an upgrade to a latest version

dhsfbi:
Bro, it is either you are using free VPN as Vinshu has already pointed out or the sites you are visiting. To stop the pop up ads, download adblock plus and install it to your browsers.

i have downloaded adblock extension for my chrome and it looks like it is working perfectly, atleast the influx of irritating ads have reduced tremendously. Although i still see some unsolicitated ads shaa

timijoseph01:
U mean during the ''Safe Period'' no pregnancy..??
Do you think Couples are aware of this.. 14days after Mestrating.. Which means 14days evrymonth,, which may not result in Pregnancy..
What if coincwdntally they av only been having sex within those 14days n expexting pregnancy..??
Do u think they dnt term this as another thing..
Jst saying

Ur observations are true shaa, but i dont think it is possible any couple will be engaging in sex only during this safe period. Even if they are, that is why somebody need to enlighten them.

missbronze:
Why does ovulation period makes one so ANGRY? SHORT TEMPERED? EASILY PISSED? crave for intimacy and FOOD?

Have you heard about heat period before? Ofcourse when thw egg has being released the female will creep into her heat period and all dis Behaviours u stated above are the behaviours accompanying the period, especially an increased yearn for intimacy

Thanks alot peepz for ur compliments, i am highly honoured

OVULATION
This is the periodical release of an egg/ovum from the ovary. In a female’s ovary, there are about 200,000 potential eggs called primary oocytes at this stage. Among this huge number of eggs, only 400-500 eggs will eventually develop into mature ova during a female’s active reproductive life which begins from puberty to menopause.
During ovulation, only one egg is released from either of the left or right ovaries, except in the case of non- identical twins. The released egg remains at the proximal end of the fallopian tube waiting for a sperm cell to come and fertilize it.



MENSTRUAL FLOW
This occurs after the egg has waited for a sperm cell to fertilize it, when none of these sperm cells shows up, the lining of the uterus which has being prepared to accept a fertilized egg is destroyed together with the egg and they flow out as blood through the vagina. One of my teachers termed it, “weeping menses”. During this period, both the egg and the already prepared walls of the uterus (Endometrium) are destroyed and washed away as the menstrual flow through the vagina. Every mature woman has her own specific date in which the menstrual flow kicks off. Any day that has being naturally assigned to you, the menstrual flow will always last for 4 – 5 days and when that is concluded, your safe period kicks off immediately.


SAFE PERIOD
Just as the name sounds “safe period”. Of course everybody likes anything that is safe because safe means “no danger involved, you are totally free to go ahead with anything you like and no harm will fall upon you. That is exactly what the word “safe period” means.

The safe period I am referring to in this article is the period where the female’s reproductive system is at rest, i.e. on vacation. Just like a shop keeper will turn the sign post on his/her shop’s door from “open” to “close”. That is how the female’s reproductive system will put up a sign post “closed for the period” for any invading sperm cell that has it in mind to fertilize any egg first before others.

During this period, the body will turn its tap of menstrual flow off. These period starts immediately after the menstrual flow must have stopped flowing. The menstrual flow starts from the first day and lasts for 4 – 5 day. The intermediate days counting from the final day of the menstrual flow to 14 days, that is your safe period. Any unprotected sex during this period comes out without pregnancy as the body has not released another egg to be fertilized and the walls of the uterus has no endometrium (The mucous membrane that lines the walls of the uterus in which the fertilized egg (zygote) implants itself). Both the egg and the endometrium has be destroyed and pushed away as menstrual flow.

SOURCE:
http://cliniconomy.com/rel-btw-safe-period/

menix:
Repin saints now.... buh u still dey puff abii?

Nah.... I dont, unless my cousin nd my friends wan do me bad thing them go cook indomie add am inside. I too like indomie with fries egg. I dont take weed willingly

Recently, i have being seeing so many popup ads, sliding ads and other type of ads surface on my browser wheb ever i am working online. The ads are seriously annoying and they are heavily disturbing me to the extent that i will just close the browser and open another one but the same continues, i am using, mozilla, chrome and the ads has forced me to start making use of my much hated explorer.
The same thing will always continue.
How can i block the ads please?

menix:
Guy dat period my sins don plenty dat dem no born mii well comot go far....

Hahahaaaa, now e for don reduce na? Abi u go dy increase am d more?

menix:
O boyee even nigerian constitution no long reach this ur story buh I read am finish, wen work no dey..

Well mine was d final day of our exam, sent some weed prof. to procure thou no intention to smoke, as time reach 25litres of pastees mixed wiv weed was waiting buh as a strong dude I decided to soak garri, groundnut wiv weed.

As buzzin tym reach I jst took a cup,omo see dis feeling samson had wen he killed thousands wiv jaw bone of a cat abi donkey.
Quickly dashed to d bathrum, opened d tap on my head finkin it wuld solve it buh na wash, then I remembered God, quickly dashed to my rum took my bible, straight to my bed omo see prayer "Lord if I don't get mad dis 9t I wuld not go close to weed in my life tym" slept like 20mins afterward nd He answered my prayer..

Wen I got d common room dat 9t, I culd not blive my eyez as big as diz common rum, there was no space to put my foot, every forkin dude was on boxers, fast asleep on d damn floor.

Buh.. I still get d 1st day I smoked it...

Na ur own sweet pass, u come dy even dy feel like samson. You for use that period confront that guy wey dy find ur trouble for ur sch

acenazt:
Hehheheheh I no read Ur story but my first time with one Full Wrap of Weed was Fun. I Smoked it slowly and the sensational effects came slowly. first my left I started closing,then I became Lightheaded and started laughing for reasons unknown,played ball till the main high got low.

hahahaaaa, no mind my long post, just trying to pour my whole feelings that nyt on this thread.

wait! your left eye started closing? i felt that too only sey that my own was the both eyes shutting down itself

I have never being in contact with weed before, although i have so many friends that take it as if their life depends on it. It happened yesterday's night, i left my sch imsu to visit my cousin brother in nekede, because he invited me for his hostel's night party. I bounced into the party with full alacrity. Ofcourse nekede get babes and the girls where looking at me bcoz of reasons best known to them.

I hooked up with a girl and we started rubbing minds together. The girl a kind of loved my company because at junctures when i will leave her to go and get some drinks more to top up my cup, she will come looking for me so we can continue the mind rubbings.

My cousin broda brought a cup filled with palmwine, sipping it and when i asked him the content inside the cup he told me, and pointed to the big keg where he got it from incase i need some. I took a sip from his cup and the taste of the palmwine joined the two naked wires in my brain and ignited the spirit of drunkenness in me. I moved to the keg and filled my cup with it and walked back to where the girl was waiting for me. We continue d talking as i sipped the palmwine slowly.

After sometime, i started feeling funny inside, laughing uncontrollably at any little joke the girl cracks. Things worsened as my eyes started closing and i was struggling to keep them open. I thought i was drunk but the amount of alcohol that i have consumed for that nyt was so small to get me tipsy. The best part of everything and the part i enjoyed the most was that excellent inspirations started flowing into my head and i drew the girl closer and started telling her lovely words that turned her on immediately. Imagine, i just met a girl and i was telling her that i love her. That is so crazy of me. I cant remember everything that i said that night but i know they were a mixture of crazy, funny, and a little inspiration al words.

At the end of everything, i was carried to my brodaz room where i slept from 3am to 7pm that same day. I woke up refreshed. My cousin broda tokd me that his hostel guys have mixed the palmwine with weed. I was like
"Are you crazy? " i nearly got furious on him before the girl from the previous nyt steped in to know how i was doing.



That was my experience with weed for the first tym. How about yours, i will like to know ;DI have never being in contact with weed before, although i have so many friends that take it as if their life depends on it. It happened yesterday's night, i left my sch imsu to visit my cousin brother in nekede, because he invited me for his hostel's night party. I bounced into the party with full alacrity. Ofcourse nekede get babes and the girls where looking at me bcoz of reasons best known to them.

I hooked up with a girl and we started rubbing minds together. The girl a kind of loved my company because at junctures when i will leave her to go and get some drinks more to top up my cup, she will come looking for me so we can continue the mind rubbings.

My cousin broda brought a cup filled with palmwine, sipping it and when i asked him the content inside the cup he told me, and pointed to the big keg where he got it from incase i need some. I took a sip from his cup and the taste of the palmwine joined the two naked wires in my brain and ignited the spirit of drunkenness in me. I moved to the keg and filled my cup with it and walked back to where the girl was waiting for me. We continue d talking as i sipped the palmwine slowly.

After sometime, i started feeling funny inside, laughing uncontrollably at any little joke the girl cracks. Things worsened as my eyes started closing and i was struggling to keep them open. I thought i was drunk but the amount of alcohol that i have consumed for that nyt was so small to get me tipsy. The best part of everything and the part i enjoyed the most was that excellent inspirations started flowing into my head and i drew the girl closer and started telling her lovely words that turned her on immediately. Imagine, i just met a girl and i was telling her that i love her. That is so crazy of me. I cant remember everything that i said that night but i know they were a mixture of crazy, funny, and a little inspiration al words.

At the end of everything, i was carried to my brodaz room where i slept from 3am to 7pm that same day. I woke up refreshed. My cousin broda tokd me that his hostel guys have mixed the palmwine with weed. I was like
"Are you crazy? " i nearly got furious on him before the girl from the previous nyt steped in to know how i was doing.



That was my experience with weed for the first tym. How about yours, i will like to know

Ali01:
Helo. Let me answer the question here so
that other people with similar questions
will benefit...
When importing from china, we have
many methods of doing this.
First are u buying from popular
websites like Alibaba, Alibexpress?
Ok.. If so are u sure of the quality? Do u
trust them? Ok.. Let assume u trust them.
Payment method "1"
Now how to make payment?
Do u have GTB master card or UBA Africard
or any other master card that can make
payment online?
If not Get one. With this u can make
payment direct,
"But hey wait do u know evrything has
advantages and disadvantages?
Ok.. Let look at some of the advantages
and disadvantages of using this method..
1. Advantage: when using master card to
make payment ur self u spend less " i
mean the exchange Rate"
2. Disadvantage: when u make payment ur
self, if the items dont get to u, who will u
hold responble? Ok.. The least u can do is
to give them nagetive feed back and worn
others about them, but where is ur items
or refund? Hey but let this not discourage
u ok.. Keep reading.......
Payment method "2"
using a logistcs company. (the simplest
method),
do u know there lot of logistic company's
dat make payment, and shipp ur items on
behalfe of u?
WHO ARE THOES COMPANY'S.
ok... Let me mension some of them..
1. Chrisvicmall: chrisvicmall are logistic
company dat make payment onbehalf of u.
And they shipp they items within some
days.
2. Nonnykings: Nonnykings are also
shippning agents, they make payment and
shipp the items within some days.
These are the best i atimes used but there
are some out there,
1.Advantage: when u use thoes logistics
company. U have more of peace of mind,
because they are responsible for ur items.
And they will calculate evrything for u,
including custom duties.
2. Disadvantage: their exchange Rate is
higher than ur master card.
NOW AM CONFUSE WHICH SHOULD I USE?
OK.. as a newbie, i suggest u use logistics
company for atleast 3 times before start
making payment by ur self.
WHY?
Because u get more experience and
knows how the system work,
when contacting sellers, before sending
their Details to ur agent.
U get to know more about the company.
And when ur agent buy and shipp the
items to u, atleast u can Now give ur
suppliers some trust. To transact with
them directly.
Or do u want to risk ur hard earnings to
company u have'nt buy from before? I
think the answer is NO!
PAYMENT OF DELIVERY AFTER ARRIVED TO
NIGERIA?
Well this answer is categorise into Two.
1. When u make payment by ur self and u
ask the seller to shipp to ur destination
direct, u dnt need any extra fee for home
delivery, they use DHL, FEDEX. ect so
evrything is calculated.
2 when using logistics company the same
method also applies, do u live in Lagos
then u dnt have to burder uself they will
call u, u go to their office and collect ur
percel.
But like me am living outside lagos. So if
the items arrived i have to pay for delivery
to my destination. But shouldnt be a
disadvantage atall.
Hope u understand, still keep ur questions
rolling.

Can logistic companies like chrisvicmal help you do
purchases from ebay nd ship to Nigeria?