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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leipzig :UCL (5 - 0) On 28th October 2020 by Jaycobbs(m): 12:23am On Oct 29, 2020
Bjteensdes24:

Wow..nice idea. Cos you can't just select the first 30 people whereas, there blood isn't red.

You want to check the posts of 30 people up till when they registered? Guy, on top 5k? Do you know how many posts each person has?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leipzig :UCL (5 - 0) On 28th October 2020 by Jaycobbs(m): 12:21am On Oct 29, 2020
patoski39:
guy d best tin na 2 do am here,, we go even check some moniker posts here 2 confirm if dem b united fans

This guy must have been a lecturer or invigilator in his previous life grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Leipzig :UCL (5 - 0) On 28th October 2020 by Jaycobbs(m): 12:17am On Oct 29, 2020
patoski39:
he should split d money into 3, each person should to 9 people each

What if everyone goes to the same person? How do you share the people who want to receive it?
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Closed by Jaycobbs(m): 8:14pm On Oct 22, 2020
mosbic:


A few weeks. I'm discussing with another writer now, though.

Sure. No worries
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Closed by Jaycobbs(m): 8:13pm On Oct 21, 2020
mosbic:
Hi,

I'm looking for a freelancer to write a 90,000 to 120,000-word family saga novel.

If you're a seasoned fiction writer and you can handle this job effectively, apply via WhatsApp to the number in my signature.

Thanks

Wow. 90k words. That's some serious load you're packing there.

How much time does the person get to finish the job?
Business / I Want To Buy A Pumping Machine by Jaycobbs(m): 11:11pm On Oct 14, 2020
Good day, everyone. A friend of mine is asking for the price of a pumping machine, 0.75HP, DAB.

Does anyone know the price or price range for this? I'll be glad for any feedback. Thank you
Travel / Re: Policemen Had Accident On Akure Airport Road And Died Instantly by Jaycobbs(m): 12:40pm On Oct 13, 2020
I have little sympathy for them. It's an imperfect world, else they should have experienced the repercussions of their wickedness long before this.

GOATandYAMtheory:
Before you jubilate, remember they are humans like you and I.

Before you jubilate, remember they were once jobless like some of you before they took the police job out of frustration and the need to feed a family


Being broke is no excuse for wickedness. There are good policemen just as there are bad policemen, all working in the same place, earning the same salary. And being rich doesn't remove one's innate evil tendencies. It only takes it to a higher scale.

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Celebrities / Re: Marriage Is Overrated, I’m Just Looking For A Baby Daddy – Bbnaija’s Khloe by Jaycobbs(m): 12:34pm On Oct 13, 2020
You're not thinking about what the baby needs, just what you want. At this age, someone still doesn't know that a child needs both parents.

What makes you think you're qualified to take care of a child when you can't even nurture a healthy relationship with a man? Relationships are still relationships, whether between mother and child, husband and wife or between friends, and it takes a person with brains to keep them.

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Politics / Re: Help!!! How Can I Make Money By Misbehaving Online? by Jaycobbs(m): 3:59pm On Oct 12, 2020
Jajaslim:


Mr man I’m very serious, until I commit Suicide before you know I’m serious?

You have a funny way of being "serious".
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Do You Advise I Go For? by Jaycobbs(m): 12:31pm On Oct 12, 2020
I suggest you go with the your current job and wait it out.

If I read your story right, you're currently earning 650k, and the company has enrolled you in a course that would take you to Canada. Plus, it's being sponsored by your current company.

If you take the job in SA, you'll first have to go to SA, then to Canada. And you're planning to settle down.

For someone who is planning to get married, what you need is stability, and your current company offers all of that. 650k isn't that bad, and you know for damn sure that you will get a better offer when you are done with the course.

This is what I think you should do:

* Stay in your current position, let the company sponsor you to Canada
* Get married whenever you want to
* Stay with the company for the next four years.
* When the four years is over, you most likely would be getting offers from everywhere, and you will be an authority wherever you present your qualifications.

How long have you been with that company? Surely four years is not that long. And being married, it could flash right before your eyes.

So I support you staying where you are right now. Better offers are going to come later.

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Politics / Re: House Of Assembly Speaker Impeached by Jaycobbs(m): 12:18pm On Oct 12, 2020
He's rooting out all the people who didn't support him during the election. More to follow.

Why wait for Karma when you can make the person's life miserable all by yourself?
Education / Re: ASUU Should Stop Using Students As Bait For There Selfish Aims... by Jaycobbs(m): 12:15pm On Oct 12, 2020
You said the Federal Government doesn't care about education.

Why should ASUU be any different?
Health / Re: What Fifty Push-ups Everyday Does To Your Body (photos) by Jaycobbs(m): 4:23pm On Oct 06, 2020
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Romance / Re: I'm Richer Than This Romancelander by Jaycobbs(m): 2:13pm On Oct 06, 2020
Don't screenshot any money, before someone will go and withdraw house rent, then snap it and be claiming rich nigga.

Pick the first commenter, or anyone you like, and send the money to them. Show us the debit alert, and let them show us the credit alert.

By the f cking way, there's people richer than both of you combined and they are not making noise. And there are rich noise makers who would spend your entire net worth in a club, in one night.

What a foolery to be comparing yourself to someone else, instead of the person you could potentially be.

Screenshot this post and pull it out whenever you're feeling senseless. It would be a good cure for your madness.

Peace out.

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Education / Re: October 12 Resumption: We Can’t Work On Empty Stomach, Strike Indefinite – ASUU by Jaycobbs(m): 5:23am On Oct 06, 2020
Samfloxin:
I am currently receiving salary through IPPIS platform. The only good thing about the platform is that the unnecessary deductions by school management has stopped. The truth is that this government uses the platform for their selfish interest. The kind of tax they deduct from worker's salary is very painful. Do you believe that chief lecturers pay more than 50 thousand naira taxes,even professors. The deduction has rendered the new minimum wage useless... completely useless.

If they even used the tax to make the country a better place, it wouldn't be half as painful

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Phones / Re: Delete These 6 Apps To Avoid Getting Into Trouble With SARS by Jaycobbs(m): 4:04am On Oct 06, 2020


Seems like I'm clean so far
Romance / Re: Kinky Masturbation Ideas To Help You Get A Very Strong Orgasm by Jaycobbs(m): 8:13am On Oct 05, 2020
Then why the f ck did you click on the link?

What happened to hear no evil, see no evil, and speak no evil?

Oh, please
Nairaland / General / Re: Life by Jaycobbs(m): 1:21am On Oct 05, 2020
Pancakeey:
sure. Although i just naira land and I’m still trying to work my way round it

Hey, there!

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Nairaland / General / Re: Life by Jaycobbs(m): 10:30am On Oct 04, 2020
You said you don't understand but you seem to have given a very good explanation.

Try your hand at writing and publishing. It's a good way to make a passive income, and it seems you have writing skills that can be honed.

You need money to make money. How much do you have currently that you're willing to invest in your future? Find someone doing well and approach them to mentor you. No man can make it alone, and you're better off having someone there to guide you.

grin grin grin

Or you can beg for help on Nairaland. I heard some people are making fifty to hundred gees, tax-free, from begging.

Good luck.

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Romance / Re: Amazing Ways To Lose Tummy Fat Without Exercise by Jaycobbs(m): 3:43am On Oct 04, 2020
Hanonimos:


I don't sell green tea. I think you should go through the articles

Oh, you see. My tummy is as flat as a chopping board. I do bodyweight exercises and I currently am a trainer for someone else. This is for a friend

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Romance / Re: Amazing Ways To Lose Tummy Fat Without Exercise by Jaycobbs(m): 10:40pm On Oct 03, 2020
Show me your flat tummy and I would buy your green tea.

Instant purchase.

What do you say?

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Romance / Re: Amazing Ways To Lose Tummy Fat Without Exercise by Jaycobbs(m): 12:29pm On Oct 03, 2020
Who uses "Anonymous" as a nickname and still uploads their picture?
Romance / Re: Am I Different From Others? by Jaycobbs(m): 12:24pm On Oct 03, 2020
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Please add more details about yourself to get a valid answer. Thank you
Romance / Re: I Cum Every Morning by Jaycobbs(m): 5:36am On Oct 03, 2020
BKsoul:
Thanks. Not interested.

Let me buy you a drink. I'm sure you'll change your mind when you know me better.
Romance / Re: Woman Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend Because He Cooks Better Than Her by Jaycobbs(m): 5:34am On Oct 03, 2020
SmartyPants:


Aah Ozo is that you?

Nah...
Romance / Re: I Cum Every Morning by Jaycobbs(m): 2:26pm On Oct 02, 2020
BKsoul:
Abeg e don do.. i have a bf here.

Aww, honey. Don't be shy. We're going to have some good times together

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Romance / Re: Woman Breaks Up With Her Boyfriend Because He Cooks Better Than Her by Jaycobbs(m): 2:02pm On Oct 02, 2020
Zzor:
i don't think I will be lazy with pregnancy,im not a weak person

I'm sure you aren't. But nothing beats breakfast in bed, especially when it's brought by a man you love. You know you're going to get cravings then, right? And you will start to select food, with the vomiting and everything. See, having a man that can cook is a bonus, all-round

And laziness has nothing to do with being comfortable during pregnancy

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Romance / Re: I Cum Every Morning by Jaycobbs(m): 1:59pm On Oct 02, 2020
BKsoul:
E no dey pain me...

The offer is still open. I can even give you a bonus-- I give head as well

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