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Just got home from the city. Gonna head out to the after party in a lil bit, If I can get my lazy butt up.go on YIM

@Inked:so what did u end up doing today?

Yeah, I checked my YIM, no offline message but I did see the add. Did u still decide if ur going to Jersey? I don't know why ull be in Jersey when everyone else is coming to NY.lol

There's this Nigerian girl in Boston that confided in me that her dad has been sleeping with her since she was 8 (she's 28 now). Funny thing is he buys her all kinds of gifts; I guess to shut her up! Right now she drives a 2010 Range Rover, BMW 6series, and lives in a condo in an exclusive part of town; all paid for by daddy dearest.

^^^^Lol. I can just envisin FOX doing an expose on Nigeria, Suicide would be mild, compared to what most of these patriots would "commit".

The beginning of the end. Nigeria in its final throes. First its "Psychological Warfare", disemination of false information ect. Oh,how I weep for Nigeria,

Oh, ok kool.send it when u got the time; preferably B4 2023.lol

Do u remember my YIM?No?lemme know so I can put it up on my profile again

So,have u decided what ull be doing this weekend? Oh,are u going to the parade? I've never been to one, so maybe,

Lol. That's funny, how can u miss where uve basically never been?lol. I'd love to say "I understand what ure talking about" but I honestly don't.lol. Do u do the facebook thing? A friend forced me to open one last week, Matter fact, I should check it; if I can remember the password!

@daduke2k: I'm cool. I just got low tolerance for perceived bull shiyyt. My bad if I misconstrued, @inked I was born out here. Was taken back,Spent time in naija too till I was about 14 then came back. U?

Daduke, I'm not one to insult people unnecessarily, but I feel like ripping into u right now. Did I tell u I lack gals? What do u mean "if ur age is true"?did anything u write make any sense. And why r u dispensing advice to me, did I seek it? Can't u comprehend that all they tryn to do is hook me up with someone from Nigeria. "IF"/when Inked ever sees what I look like (b4 the party, after the party or if ever) feel free to ask her if I look like I would lack the ability to get the gal of my wishes. This is why folks from Naija be getting on my nerves, they stay putting their foot in their mouth!

Lol. They make me laugh. It aint even like they don't know that I'm not trying to settle down, they know. I mean, yeah, MAYBE a GF but christ not a wife. I think its always more of the "u need a naija wifie instead of all these Akata/foreigners u stay parading about" thingy, Funny thing is my immediate family could care less either way, its the older distant relatives that stay butting their heads into my brick wall. I wouldn't mind a Naija gal, so far as she's lived here for a minute so we can relate, u know,

Why does it seem to me that certain people always deem it fit to remind Ndigbo of their sad past? This is a era that is a disgrace to the history of Nigeria. A disgraceful period in the history of the country. Why some people choose to spite the supposed 'vanquished' is appalling. Becomerich, how many of ur family members betrayed their Igbo friends during the war?

Lol. Yeah, they stay trying to hook me up. Today,they've tried hooking me up with at least 4 gals, "Oh, she's not that pretty, we know, but she's wifey material".WTF?! I aint trying to get hitched anytime soon. I've gone out with two gals in the past more out of pity/trying to please relatives than anything else.lol. Never again! Check my profile for my age.

Let me tell you how I think it will end: The North will over play its hand and Nigeria will start the process of splitting up next year. The North will try to fight to get the country back together but will be reminded by the Yorubas and other minority groups that this aint 1966 no more. They'll have to go on their own. This will leave the Igbos and the Yorubas. Of course, the Igbos will want to split too, but the smaller groups in the East won't want to go with them, which will force an impasse,and, a forced country made up of just Southern Nigeria. An uneasy alliance because elements in Eastern Nigeria will Hawkishly still set their eyes on the spoils of the Niger-Delta.

Sad.real sad.

Lol. Yeah, that's what they always say "there's this young gal, " Cause they are waaaayyyy older than me, so in order to get me there theyre like " we'll hook u up with someone ur age"lol. Yeah, IF we do both go, I'll introduce u to people there; starting with myself.lol

Lol.no. Its gonna be all young Nigerians; its like the after party after the independence day parade. I know the promoter and he asked me to go. I usually say "yes" then last minute I decline. Like saturday, my uncle kept calling me to come to this one Nigerian party, all they always want to do is hook me up with some young gal that wants to "settle down and get married" like I told anyone I'm tryn to get married; I just turned off my phones and went to sleep.lol. Nah, its gonna be fun, at least the ones I've been to previously were. So, u should come

Well,duh?! Its a Nigerian party, who u expect to be there?lol

I don't know that I'm gonna go to the party. But, if u say u'll be there,

I feel u. Oh, ur mohawk? U mentioned it a while back.eh, I'm tired of trying to be anything but me. Hey, for real u should come out this weekend. I know one of the parties they having is close by where I live, so I might check it out if I'm not too lazy. Do u have a black berry?

Last post I meant to say "lost TOUCH with Nigerians as a whole". Inner Nigerian?lol. I am in touch with my "Inner Nigerian".lol. I love some of the music, I love the food, I love the women, lol. Yeah, but u know sometimes ure just miles apart in thinking and attitude considering u didn't grow up in their society,or, they in urs. Its cool tho, still love my people. So, u still got ur "mohawk" thing going? Would love to see it, lol

Queens!I dunno, maybe I just lost with Nigerians as a whole, who knows. Most of the ones I'm close to are either family or friends I've known forever. U?

I heard there's a bunch of nigerian events up for this weekend. I'm not one to hit Nigerian related spots (maybe its the music which I'm not used to)but, I got nothing doing, maybe, Maybe u should stopby lemme checkout ur dance moves.lol

Ok.I hear u. Eventually, hopefully, ull tell me what ure "coaching".lol. I mean, it its not drug mules ure training how to perfect evading Authorities, then, I think u have nothing to be ashamed about.lol.
What r u doing this weekend?

Lol.inked, u really think I'm shy? Not by a long shot, I'm not. I guess I'm just being cautious and courteous, And what is it that ure coaching that ud rather not talk about?

Do you guys realize that you have just fallen into the throes of a civil war? Do you know that u have just viewed, for the first time, the first group of Rebel leaders (amongst a long line in the offing)that will fight this war when it finally goes full scale?

When u say "whenever ure in New York"; u do know I'm from here, right? Anyways, yeah maybe I'll check it out sometime.Yesterday, I went to Canal Str wit the person I'm dating to get a full body massage, I'm still like "what the fuxck was happenning?"Lol. We think its one on those se.x shop places that if I had requested a "special ending" they woulda obliged.eeeew.and who knew a body massage could be that intrusive?lol

Nah.Peep?where's that,in the city?how is it and what type of cuisine?

So, did u end up going out to Chelsea?