WHAT ON EARTH IS 'PICTURE NO' WHATS THE MOTIVE BEHIND E-REGISTRATN IN D FIRST,IS IT NT TO HASTEN THE PROCESSES,TOO BAD OAU'S IS ON THE CONTRARY

@Evad,how did it go?the eportal is giving me much problem here,try it on the system overthere,i want to go to a cafè now

Evad:


Ahh man_we gattu meet mano a mano

Holla your number man

I live close

07036346502/08163272070

Evad:



Mehn_you gattu be kidding me!!

You reside in ondo?? As in ondo town?? Like seriously??

Yeah man,i live on okedasa str,off barracks road.Am part of'em@TEAMEKINMOGUN

Tonisious504: pls,hw did it go?

Perfect dearie,wasnt hectic at all

#just got mine,off to ondo now.#@MR FEDERAL,AM GRATEFUL SIR

#just landed in the ancient town#

HERE ARE SOME ELECTIVES FOR SCIENCE/TECH-SEP001,SEH001,SEG001(AGRIC STUDENTS),SER001,LIB001,SET001.....

PROCEDURE
FOR
ACCESSING THE E-PORTAL:
1. Log on to the University e-
portal using your Registration Number
and the Password you used last
on
the portal. 2. Complete the
following forms
correctly on the Portal. (i) CERTIFICATE FORM (for not
more than two sittings)
(ii) BIO-DATA
(iii) COURSE REGISTRATION FORM
(iv) BED SPACE CLEARANCE
FORM (Optional) The Course Registration Form will
only be available upon:
(a) Successful filling of forms (i)
and (ii) above. (b) Payment for
appropriate fees
should be made with scrstch cards
obtained from any Ile-Ife branch
of the banks listed above. Please
note that 2000 spaces only
are available for each of the
Special Electives except SER 001 and LIB 001, which are
compulsory
for all Fresh Students.FOR THOSE ASKING IF THE CARDS ARE TO BE SOLD OUTSIDE IFE,I WENT TO SKYE@ONDO SOME HOURS AGO AND I WAS TOLD "WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT"

SO,WE AINT GONNA BE ALLOWED TO BUY THE CARDS OUTSIDE ILE-IFE. TOO BAD

holajuwong:
Tnz jayjam
Are u in 4 industrial chemistry

yes

INDUSTRIAL CHEMIST,HERE ARE YOUR COURSES TO REGISTER-MTH101-5UNITS,PHY101-4UNITS,CHM101-4UNITS,BIO101-3UNITS,PHY107-1UNIT,CHM107-1UNIT.These are the core courses.ELECTIVES-SER001-2UNITS,SEP001-2UNITS,SEH001-2UNITS,LIB001-0UNIT.N.B-the electives are a must pass esp.lib001,ser001 for all.IND.chem is a 24unit course

Austinobisnr: sunday afternoon

Bro,wat about sunday afternoon?we believe you here anytime

TOSIN ACCA: YES,IT IS INDEED STRANGE! TO LIVE ABOVE THIS KIND OF LEVEL,WE MUST CONSCIOUSLY LIVE DAILY BY THE SPIRIT AND MAKE NO PROVISION FOR THE FLESH TO FULFILL THE LUST THEREOF. @JAYJAM: THANKS FOR THIS WRITE-UP.

U welcome bro

Isn't it strange how N2,000 seems
like such
a large amount when you donate
it as
offering, but such a small amount
when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so
long when
you're at place of worship, and
how short
they seem when you're watching a good
movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't
find a word to
say when you're to make
supplications to God, but you have no trouble
thinking of
what to gist about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and
boring it is
to read one chapter of the Scriptures, but
how easy it is to read 100 pages
of a popular
novel or magazine? Isn't it
strange how
everyone wants front-row- tickets to concerts,
film house or games, but they do
whatever is
possible to sit at the last row in
the holy
gathering? Isn't it strange how everyone
wants a place in
Heaven, but they don't want to
believe, do,
or say anything to get there?
Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails,
BBM, BC and they are forwarded
right away,
but when we are going to send
messages
about God, we think about it twice before we
share it with others?
IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

Isn't it strange how N2,000 seems
like such
a large amount when you donate
it as
offering, but such a small amount
when you go shopping?
Isn't it strange how 2hrs seem so
long when
you're at place of worship, and
how short
they seem when you're watching a good
movie?
Isn't it strange that you can't
find a word to
say when you're to make
supplications to God, but you have no trouble
thinking of
what to gist about with a friend?
Isn't it strange how difficult and
boring it is
to read one chapter of the Scriptures, but
how easy it is to read 100 pages
of a popular
novel or magazine? Isn't it
strange how
everyone wants front-row- tickets to concerts,
film house or games, but they do
whatever is
possible to sit at the last row in
the holy
gathering? Isn't it strange how everyone
wants a place in
Heaven, but they don't want to
believe, do,
or say anything to get there?
Isn't it strange how we send jokes in e-mails,
BBM, BC and they are forwarded
right away,
but when we are going to send
messages
about God, we think about it twice before we
share it with others?
IT'S STRANGE ISN'T IT?

shakaz: And before I 4gt any1 who knows the current of H.O.D of Elect/Elect Eng full name shud pls assist me wit it.

Google up"OAU ELECT ELECT DEPARTMENTAL CHIEFS/OFFICIALS" gat mine sameway

nas4q: haba! it's too early to start talking about 2015 african nations cup. i guess caf needs the money sharparly but it's really sending the wrong message. abeg make dem chill!

they are planning ahead na

The Russian sailors who are under arrest in Nigeria may be sentenced to life imprisonment, the Moran Security Group – the ship owner – said. The new session of the Nigerian court is set for February 25.
15 Russian sailors detained in Nigeria are accused of illegal crossing into the country and also of carrying arms there. Their lawyers are pressing for their release on bail. Earlier this week another request on that score was questioned anew. The prosecutors fear that should the sailors be released, they would flee the country. Moreover, the Nigerian court believes that the detainees may pose a threat to national security, Deputy Director General of Moran Security Group Vadim Gusev told the Voice of Russia.

"The point is that Russian citizens – the company’s staff members, will be tried on a count that is punishable by life imprisonment in Nigeria."

The arrested Myre Seadiver vessel is used for the protection of merchant vessels from pirate attacks. The crew was engaged in this work in the Gulf of Aden before entering the Gulf of Guinea. There were plans to replace the crew and to repair the ship in the Lagos port. After notifying the local company agent, the vessel called at the port. Moran Security Group has both the letters and paid-off bills. The arms that were bought in compliance with the official contracts which was confirmed by relevant licenses were on board the ship. Nigeria’s Navy was informed about the reasons for the ship’s calling at the port as well as about the cargo. However, after the vessel spent 3 weeks in the port, the Nigerian authorities qualified the cargo as undeclared and said that the vessel had crossed into Nigeria illegally.

Last month Russia’s Foreign Ministry spokesman Alexander Lukashevich said that his ministry would put political and diplomatic pressure on the Nigerian side, pressing for the sailors’ release. Moreover, all this may affect the friendly character of the Russian-Nigerian relations, he stressed.

The Russian sailors who have been held in Lagos since last October on arms smuggling charges have been again denied bail.

If found guilty, they may face life sentences.

The owners of their Myre Seadiver freighter say the arms in question were part of a legal arsenal to protect the company’s ships against pirates.

Source:http://english.ruvr.ru/2013_02_21/Russian-sailors-face-life-imprisonment-in-Nigeria/

Nigeria Seeded for
2015 AFCON Thu, 21/02/2013 - 2:52pm | JONATHAN ISAIAH Nigeria have been named among
the top seeds for the 2015
Africa Cup of Nations draw
scheduled to take place next
month. The seeding of the Super
Eagles means Nigeria will avoid some of the tough countries on
the continent during the
qualifiers. Nigeria won the just
concluded African Cup of Nations
in South Africa for the third time
after 19 years and also the Super Eagles jumped 22 places in
the recent rankings released by
FIFA from 52 to 30.Also beaten
finalist Burkina Faso have been
seeded because of theor exploits
in the Nations Cup and finishing second.Among the countries
seeded are Ghana, Ivory Coast,
Burkina Faso and Mali. Forty-four
teams are on the starting line of
the qualifiers. The countries were seeded in
four pots of 11 teams each
according to their current
ranking.
The last pot will be decided after
the preliminary round of matches.
The draw will take place on
March 10 in Morocco during Caf
General Assembly. Seedings
Pot One: Nigeria, Burkina Faso,
Ivory Coast, Togo, Mali, South
Africa, Cape Verde, DR Congo,
Zambia, Tunisia, Ghana.
Pot Two: Egypt, Libya, Algeria, Senegal, Cameroon, Guinea,
Sierra Leone, Gabon, Uganda,
Congo, Central African Republic.
Pot Three: Ethiopia, Benin,
Angola, Niger, Zimbabwe,
Equatorial, Mozambique, Malawi, Burundi, Liberia, Sudan.
Pot Four: To be determined after
the preliminary round

just incase.... We have to wake as early as 5.30AM to be on the queue in our diff faculties to get the early morning number tags for orderly reg.processes.The number of students to be attendd to each day wil be knwn by the number tags,as the officials wont giv a damn.the reg.wil be in 4phases(faculty-department-health centre-library)dat of the health centre is the most strenuos of them all.U Will nid passports shots in excess of 30 which shall not be later than three mths hence,adviced to snap it on campus at a cut-price.files and tags shall be sold on d campus whic shal bear OAU'S BRAND NAME ON IT.try to take along some money north of 5k,u wil be dazed at d way u wil feel misinformed by the eportal when they begin to ask '1500,2000 etc' in a sequence.These are smo eofy long chat with a senior colleague in d WEE HOURS of today.

A BOY DREAMS WHAT A MAN DOES,ARE YOU READY TO DRINK FROM THE TABLE OF MEN?we prayed for our resumption,now we are resuming,UPNEXT is a prayer for #GOOD HEALTH AND SOUND MIND

Da'saintpee:
dats qud to hear. Any oda fac of science student here. Drop ya social network Id

2go:adebayor474,twitter@bajidus

E ibk: @jayjam...-24-24+3 =-45 not 51. also since uve returnd 2 dollrs the whole money sumsup to 50.i.e u borrowed 50 naira u spent 45 it remains 5 naira..ok

9ice

Lets try this together;saw it on d paper i used to buy roasted plantain. ,i
borrowed $25 from my mum and
$25 from dad.making $50 i bought
a thing of $45,so the money wit
me will be $5 i returned $1 to
each of them,so i owe them $24 each, remain $3 wit me and
addition of $24 + $24 dat i owe
them = $48. the $3 wit me plus
the 48 i owe them will be $51
how did the money came to be
$51 when i borrowed $50 from both of them.

Nigeria charges Russian 'gun dealers'
19 February 2013 Last updated at 15:27
Fifteen Russian sailors have been charged in a court in Nigeria's main city, Lagos, with illegally bringing weapons into the country.
The crew of the MV Myre Seadiver were denied bail by the High Court, pending a final ruling on Monday.
The Nigerian navy had seized the ship, owned by Moscow-based security firm Moran, last October.
Moran has said the ship had permission to carry arms and had stopped in Lagos to changecrew.
The vessel had been travelling from Madagascar to Guinea when it was seized by the Nigerian navy, the company said at the time.
The cargo included 14 AK-47 rifles with 3,643 rounds of ammunition as well as 22 BenelliMR1 rifles with 4,955 rounds of ammunition.
The navy said the vessel was travelling under a Dutch flag while Moran says the boat had a Cook Islands flag.
'Diplomatic intervention'
The ship had no permission to enter Nigerian waters or to carry arms, the navy said.
Arms smuggling is a flourishing enterprise in Nigeria, which is battling an Islamist insurgency in the north of the country, and oil thefts and piracy in the south-east.
Lagos High Court Judge Okechukwu Okeke temporarily denied the sailors bail, with a final ruling on their bail application set for 25 February,AFP news agency reports.
In December, Russia's foreign ministry said Nigeria had agreedto drop the case to maintain cordial relations between the two nations, it reports.
However, the deal, if it existed,appears to have been ignored, AFP adds.Source:http://mobile.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21509535

Congrats Mr jayjam!!! If u ar using mobile,ucweb 7.9 fast die

computer/informatics students should please decode wat oau has encoded by "QUERY 2A REDIRECTING" upon the whole delays,their eportal no fit work well.oga o

olayiwola9: Been trying to check just keeps telling me cannot process query 2A

They are indirectly telling u "EVEN IF U AR D PRESIDO'S SON,U CANT QUERY US"