Hausa: hi guys, av been thinking...
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after all these proceedings is over, are we all gonna part like that? Shudnt there be some kinda get-together?
i mean.......after all this long hardwork?
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WE SHALL MEET IN SKUL MAN,FORGET NT DAT "BY THEIR FRUITS WE SHAL KNW THEM...BY THEIR USERNAME WE SHALL MEET WITH THEM(GETTING TOGETHER)I WILL LIKE TO MEET MY SUNSHINE BROTHER IN MR FEDEKO,MY NORTHERN PRECIPITATE SOUTHERNER FRIEND(HAUSA)THE INDEFATIGABLE TOSIN ACAA,THE EVERLY PRESENT HERMINERT,MISSLAW,GOGOD,GODSBELOVED,THE STAND -IN-ANCHORMAN OLASTEP1 AND A HOST OF OTHERS,AM SORI IF I SKIPD URS,REMAIN BLESSED.

Tonisious504: An executioner is some1 whose job is 2 kil criminals as a punishment. So a criminal can nt turn 2 an executioner.

BUT A CRIMINAL MUST HAVE EXECUTED B4 BIN CONVICTED OF EXECUTIONEERING

fedeko: ONDO PEOPLE GENERALLY ARE PROUD OF THEIR HISTORY,FOR THEM D LOCAL GOVT IDENTIFICATION PAPER IS NOT FOR SALE, SO THAT FOREIGNERS WILL NOT COME & CLAIM IT. SO MY DEAR JAMIU D ONUS IS ON D APPLICANT TO PROOF THAT HE IS AN INDEGENE.HOWEVER IT DOSENT MATTER EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN ABROAD because EVERY FAMILY HAS A NAME SOMEBODY MUST KNOW D FAMILY. SO D SCREENING IS 4 UR OWN INTEREST ON D LONG-RUN.THANKS

ONDO STATE....A PLACE OF PRIDE. BOSS U 2much

Hausa: where dis one happen

ONDO WEST LGA

THIS LGA ID PALAVA...imagine they asking me to speak fluently in my nativo lingua,also asking when my king was coronated,me wey they live for zamfara the interview session lasted for close to 30mins just for #700.JUST PREPARE,IT CAN BE TASKING

OAU E-GODDESS STILL DEAD AS USUAL

greatmedic: Bro, how sure are u that the e-portal will be updated on Feb 7th? ...cURiOuS!!!

Heard from a source dat it shouldn't be earlier than that

PRESIDENT GEJ HAS SET UP A STANDING C'TTEE TO LOOK INTO THE OAU E-PORTAL SAGA AND DEVICE A MEANS OF OPENING IT WITHIN TWO WKS WHICH HE ALSO VOWED TO SET UP ANOTHER SITTING C'TTEE TO DRAW UP PLANS AND PERFORM SUPERVISORY ROLE TO THE IST C'TTEE.THIS CAME ON THE HEELS OF PARENTS/GUARDIANS PETITION TO HIM TO WARN OAU AUTHORITY AGAINST FURTHER DELAYS.MEANWHILE A TOTAL OF #50M IS TO BE SPENT ON THE INQUIRY PROCESSES, IF THE PETITIONERS FAIL,THIS COULD LEAD TO ANOTHER MONTH OF ACADEMIC HUNGER.E-god set for feb 7th matric oh sori uploading.kastroud's engineering maths on point REMAIN BLESSED

G.P TODAY:WHAT INSCRIPTION HAS THE TITANIC ON ITS NORTHSIDE.Follow the TOSIN ACAA RULE

I CAN CONFIRM AUTHORITATIVELY HERE IN ZAMFARA THAT THE OLIVE BRANCH THE RADICAL ISLAMIC SECT HAS DECIDED TO TAKE HAS SENT JUBILATION WAVE DOWN THE SPINES OF THE POPULACE,HENCE A PEACEFUL WALKROUND IS CURRENTLY BEING STAGED IN GUSAU WEST DISTRICT CARRYING PLACARDS WITH INSCRIPTIONS SUCH AS"JAMBS SHOULD FOLLOW SUIT","PEACE MUST RETURN TO THE NORTH".WITH SECTARIAN VIOLENCE END IN SIGHT PARTLY DUE TO THE GALLANT STRIDES OF OUR MILITARY IN WIPING OUT JIHADISTS FROM MALI THUS SHOWING THE QUINTESSENCE OF OUR ARMY OUTSIDE OUR BORDER,IS THIS PEACE DEAL HERE TO STAY?No vitriol please.Jayjam reporting live from zamfara

The ceasefire is real as people of ZAMFARA trooped out en masse yestaevning to celebrate it.It remains to be seen if JAMBS wil do same.jayjam reporting from gusau district

I just hope they don't pass their medical,the Transfer Window is yet to close they can still buy more players.I guess thats wat transpire between they and Sheriff,sorting out transfer deals

Hermienart: When i went there they said they will not sign it until after resumption. But when u are going u av to go with the photocopy of the admission letter u printed for that college and also 3000 naira. I rest my case.

I can sense u love to rest ur cases bt please wake them up wen resumptn beckons.Barista in the making,i like pple like this

Yhemit: White house here i come again....best atmosphere to read.miss yellow house,staff club,motion ground,senate buildn,spider buildn,ajose buildn,new buka,oduduwa n anfield theatre,awolowo hostel,fajuyi hostel,angola hostel,moremi hostel,oau international skul,conference buildn,competer buildn,suya spot along anex hostel buildn. MISS YAH ALL.....d major runz 'legal' spot around PG n mozambique is d main game area at night....xo u fwdz u can easily forget abt ur main reason why u are in skul.oau sweat ooo

U can as well add fork n fingas,mind u,its nt ANFIELD its called AMPHI[color=#990000][/color]

Henwall:
Anglo-Zanzibar War
45 minutes
Year Fought: 1896
Between: British Empire vs Zanzibar
Outcome: British victory
The Anglo-Zanzibar War was fought between the United
Kingdom and Zanzibar on 27 August 1896. With a duration
of only 45 minutes, it holds the record of being the
shortest war in recorded history. The war broke out
after Sultan Hamad bin Thuwaini, who had willingly co-
operated with the British colonial administration, died on
25 August 1896, and his nephew, Khalid bin Bargash,
seized power in what amounted to a coup d’état. The
British favoured another candidate, Hamud bin Muhammed,
whom they believed would be easier to work with, and
delivered an ultimatum ordering Bargash to abdicate.
Bargash refused. While Bargash’s troops set to fortifying
the palace, the Royal Navy assembled five warships in the
harbour in front of the palace. The British also landed
parties of Royal Marines to support the “loyalist” regular
army of Zanzibar. Despite the Sultan’s last-minute
efforts to negotiate for peace via the U.S.
representative on the island, the Royal Navy ships opened
fire on the palace at 9 am on 27 August 1896 as soon as
the ultimatum ran out. With the palace falling down around
him and escalating casualties, Bargash beat a hasty
retreat to the German consulate where he was granted
asylum. The shelling stopped after 45 minutes. The British
demanded that the Germans surrender the erstwhile
Sultan to them, but he escaped to sea on 2 October 1896.
He lived in exile in Dar es Salaam until captured by the
British in 1916. He was later allowed to live in Mombasa
where he died in 1927. As a final act, Britain demanded
payment from the Zanzibar government to pay for the
shells fired on the country.
Some other interesting short wars that either failed to
meet the criteria set out for this list, or were slightly
longer than those above are: Sino-Indian war, Austro-
Prussian war, Neapolitan war, Second Italian war of
Independence, the Hundred days war, Spanish-American
war.
S

Bravvo,just equalled phunmijewels record of 5points

Emmanuel6:
the 38-minute war between the United Kingdom and Zanzibar

u gave it a try bro

CURRENT AFFAIRS DEPARTMENT:THE SHORTEST WAR -PERIOD IN THE WORLD IS?BETWEEN WHO AND WHO?follow the TOSIN ACCA RULE

Livid with rage over the
questionable officiating
against Nigeria at the on-
going African Cup of
Nations, the Nigeria
Football Federation, NFF has fired a protest letter
to the Confederation of
African Football, CAF. Technical Committee
Chairman of the NFF,
Barrister Chris Green
confirmed that they have
protested to CAF to look
into the questionable calls by referees in the two
matches so far played by
Nigeria. “We’ve registered our
protest to CAF. The whole
thing is annoying”, Green
said at the Stay Easy
hotel abode of the NFF. Present Eagles Super Eagles coach,
Stephen Keshi had
complained about the poor
officiating that saw the
Eagles receive five yellow
cards and one red card in their first match against
Burkina Faso which ended
1-1. And in the second
match, what seemed like a
penalty for Nigeria against
Zambia was denied when Ahmed Musa was viciously
hacked down inside the
box. Not only that, the
Egyptian referee that
officiated the match
against Zambia murdered
sleep when he awarded a
questionable penalty against Nigeria to allow
the defending Champions
share the spoil at the end
of proceedings. Eagles goalkeeper, Vincent
Enyeama was so pained
that he described the
penalty award as
‘bizarre’. “That is the
worst penalty call I’ve ever since in my life. It’s
bizarre. It’s a weak call
and I’m mad about it”,
the ordinarily quiet
goaltender boiled. Keshi summed it up when
he said that “I want
people to look through the
replay and judge if indeed
it was a penalty”. South African TVs have
been replaying the penalty
call to show that the call
was indeed bizarre with
many soccer fans criticizing
the level of officiating at the Nations Cup.

This is to keep all admitted students of the Obafemi Awolowo University abosom on what will berequired From them as required in the last academic session
Note that this information is for last session, but from this you willhave an idea ahead of time.
Administration,Arts, Education (Arts), Social Sciences and Law
Matriculation fee - 1,000.00
Registration/Verification fee - 4,000.00
Examination fee - 1,000.00
Departmental Charges - 5,000.00
TISHIP (Tertiary Institutions Students Health Insurance Programme) - 1,600.00
Students’ Union Levy - 100.00
Library - 500.00
Medical Screening Fee - 2,500.00
Sports Levy - 1,000.00
I.D. Card 300.00
TOTAL N17,000.00
(ii) Agriculture, Health Sciences, Pharmacy, Education (Science), Environmental Design and Management, Science and Technology;
Matriculation fee - 1,000.00
Registration/Verification fee - 4,000.00
Examination fee - 1,000.00
Departmental Charges 10,000.00
Medical Screening Fee - 2,500.00
TISHIP (Tertiary Institutions Students Health Insurance Programme) - 1,600.00
Students’ Union Levy - 100.00
Library - 500.00
Sports Levy - 1,000.00
I.D. Card 300.00
TOTAL N22,000.00
(iii) Administration (Diploma in Local Government Studies)
Tuition - 63,300.00
TISHIP (Tertiary Institutions Students Health Insurance Programme) - 1,600.00
TOTAL N64,900.00
(iv) Accommodation: - N3,090.00
(Freshmen will be provided accommodation on first come firstserved basis).
Accommodation fee of N3,090.00 should be paid separately into any branches of the underlisted banks across Nigeria:
UBA Plc
WEMA Plc
II. OTHER REQUIREMENTS FOR 2011/2012 REGISTRATION OF FRESHMEN
Candidates who have been offered admission should present the original and four (4) photocopies each of their credentials including Birth Certificate/­Sworn Declaration of Age. Each candidate will be required to submit his/her admission notice as downloaded. Candidates will also be required to produce PAYMENT CERTIFICATES downloaded on-line from the e-portal.
III. SCREENING OF FRESH STUDENTS
All fresh students are to report in the University for the screening exercise at their various Faculties. They should come with their various documents listed above as well asthe tellers used in the payment of the charges and the downloaded payment certificates from the e-portal. Any fresh student who fails to report for the screening exercise within the specific period i.e. February 26 to March 28, 2012 will be deemed tohave forfeited his/her admission offer. Flyer for procedure on screening/registration for fresh student will be made available at the Admissions Office and in all Faculties and Halls of Residence.
IV. PROCEDURE FOR ACCESSING THE E-PORTAL:
1. Log on to the University e-Portal using your Registration Number and the Password you used last on the Portal.
2. Complete the following Forms correctly on the Portal.
CERTIFICATE FORM (for not more than two sittings).
(ii) BIO-DATA
(iii) COURSE REGISTRATION FORM
(iv) BED SPACE CLEARANCE FORM (Optional)
The Course Registration Form will only be available upon:
(a) Successful filling of Forms (i) and (ii) above.
(b) Payment of appropriate fees should be made into any branch of the banks listed above. To avoid congestion on campus, fresh students as well as returning students are advised to make payments in branches ofthe listed banks outside the campus.
Please note that 2000 spaces only are available for each of theSpecial Electives except SER 001 and LIB 001, which are compulsoryfor all Fresh Students.
3. Problems, if any, will be addressed on-line using any of the following options:
(i) Online help on the e-portal
(ii) Six Hotlines will be available forcontact (the Hot lines will be available on the e-portal).
(iii) E-mail:-isis@oauife.edu.ng can be used as well.
B. 20112012 MISCELLANEOUS/DEPARTMENTAL CHARGES FOR RETURNING UNDERGRADUATE AND DIPLOMA STUDENTS
FACULTIES/PROGRAMME CATEGORIES VALUE
(i) Administration,Arts, Education (Arts), Extra Semester N4,050.00
Law and Social Sciences. (Rain /Harmattan)
(ii). Administration,Arts, Education (Arts),
Law and Social Sciences. ReturningStudents N5,300.00
(iii). Education (Science), Science Extra Semester N6,550.00
(Rain /Harmattan)
(iv) Education (Science), Science Returning Students N7,800.00
(v) Agriculture, E.D.M, Technology Extra Semester N9,050.00
(Rain /Harmattan)
(vi) Agriculture, E.D.M, Technology Returning Students N10,300.00
(vii). Administration,(Diploma in Local Returning Students N55,300.00
Government Studies)
(viii) Administration,(Diploma in Local Extra Semester N54,050.00 Government)Studies) (Rain /Harmattan)
(ix) Basic Medical Sciences, Clinical Sciences, Returning Students N12,800.00
Dentistry, Pharmacy.
(x) Late Registration N2,000.00
(xi) Accommodation (Returning Students) N2,590.00
Returning Students are required to pay the appropriate charges as indicated above as well as a sum of N1,600 for TISHIP (TertiaryInstitutions Students Health Insurance Programme) into any ofthe branches of the underlisted banks:
First Bank Plc
Skye Bank Plc
Zenith Bank Plc
Accommodation fee of N2,590.00 (returning undergraduates)shouldbe paid separately into any branches of the underlisted banks across Nigeria:
UBA Plc
WEMA Plc
Students with extra semester(s) are required to pay appropriate charges including TISHIP asindicated above. They should in addition, obtain clearance from their Heads of Departments to enable them log on to the e-portal for registration.
Students should access the e-portal from any Cyber Café anywhere for their registration as stipulated above.
BED SPACE ALLOCATION:
Fresh undergraduates and final year students will request for Bed Space Allocation placement directly on the e-portal and payment of appropriate fees including accommodation. Candidates will be required to print 3 copies of Bed Space Clearance Formsfrom the e-portalwhich must be duly signed by the student and the Hall warden.
Students are required to keep one of the completed Bed Space Allocation Forms, submit one to the Dean, Student Affairs and thelast copy to the Hall Warden to qualify him/her to OCCUPY the bedspace allocated. Please note that failure to submit the Bed Space Clearance Form automatically disqualifies the Bed Space Allocation.
Apart from fresh undergraduate students, final year students are also given priority for accommodation. Other spaces available (if any) will be balloted for.
On behalf of the University administration,­wewish all students a wonderful, peaceful and rewarding 2011/2012 session.
Sgd.
Ayorinde O. Ogunruku,
Registrar

Holidaying in FUTA till OAU changes her mind.BTW,their course outlines here 4 science related courses are similar to dat of OURS.The QUINTENSSENCE OF OAU IS IN ITS BRAND NAME WHICH MAKES ME FEEL LIKE D'BANJ"am on top of the world" STAY TUNED TO THIS NUMERO UNO ADMISSION THREAD ON NAIRALAND MARCH 4.00FM.The LGA LETA GOES 4 #700 IN ONDO WEST LGA

Holidaying in FUTA till OAU change their mind.BTW,their course outlines here 4 science related courses are similar to dat of OURS.The QUINTENSSENCE OF OAU IS IN BRAND NAME WHICH MAKES ME FEEL LIKE D'BANJ"am on top of the world" STAY TUNED TO THIS NUMERO UNO ADMISSION THREAD ON NAIRALAND MARCH 4.00FM

1)Do u know dat prof.Oladele Ajose(MD,phD) was the first ever V.C Of OAU,A GLASGOW UNI GRADUATE AND NIG.'s FIRST PROF.of PUBLIC HEALTH.2)OAU was formerly affiliated to the american uni in california.3)is the first african uni to win a commonwealth award 4 the best RESEARCH-BASED INSTITUTION in the year 1973 drop some here too if u knw much abt the #THEATRE OF DREAMS#

ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM-the doctrine or political position that opposes the withdrawal of state recognition of an established church;used especially concerning the Anglican church in united kingdom

*WHAT HAPPENS ON NAIRALAND STAYS ON NAIRALAND*

TOSIN ACCA: Have you gotten your dictionary by your side?If not, you'd better do so now and get ready for vocabulary quiz! 1. What is the longest word in the dictionary?Answer validity:NOT LATER THAN 6 HOURS OF QUESTION PUBLICATION.WE SHALL CONGRATULATION THE HIGHEST SCORER(s) WEEKLY.But keep the infos coming!

it is ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM.28 letters

Finally confirmed-freshers are scheduled to resume on the 4th of march while d returning student wil b resuming on march 18th.in d meantime,d Nuga festivals has bin postponed indfinitely.Remain blessed

The E-god died a longtime ago.nt quite informing,wonder y it was creatd in d first instance.for periodical/seasonal update i presume?

These are the core req.4 d registratn.LGA LETA,SWORN AGE DECLARATN/AFFIDAVIT,BIRTH CERT.ORIGINAL JAMB RESULT SLIP,O'LEVEL RESULT,ADMISSION NOTICE AS DOWNLOADED FROM THE SCHOOL'S OFFICIAL WEBSITE,PAYMENT CERT.DOWNLOADED ON-LINE FROM THE EPORTAL,TELLERS USED FOR THE PAYMENT.note dat all this should av 4 photocopies each.Curled from lastyear's reg.Thanks and God bless

With these ur MASTERY OF ENGLISH,oau will find it hard to curtail ur academic TERRORISM(excesses)i fear una o.@hausa,i understand ur stance,i respect ur recalcitrance;dats a true showing of the GREAT IFE student;d blood is running in ur veins.Nevertheless,i think u ar bin excessively paranoid.@all,hoping 4 the best in this academic Adventurism,its nt ova until u win.dnt 4get to cheer on the eagles t9t.STAY BLESSED.

Tonisious504: @jayjam wen obtainin a rejectn form 4rm anoda institutn 1 has bin given admissn,does it affect oau admission whre 1 has bin admitted too?

No,it only ensures dat of oau is bin accorded recognition,u also wil av oau details of u documented by jamb 4 convocation and other future necessities.u cn kol me on 07036346502

Ifeoluwa-v:
[/color][color=#990000] pls did u see ur name on Oau list or jambsite cos i had admisn in futa nd Oau bt did nt see my name on jamb nd i'm about 2 reject d futa admision please.

checked my name with the dean of my fac.wasnt displaying on the jambsite.b4 u reject ensure that Oau has pastd ur name.Remain blessed