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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Starving - Dino Melaye Shares Video Of People Scrambling For Bags by Jayjones(m): 4:34pm On Apr 16, 2020
Fake news

NYSCRe: Coronavirus: NYSC abruptly ends orientation camp activities by Jayjones(m): 8:05am On Mar 18, 2020
Let's not forget there are international students at NYSC camps. We all know they don't test them at camps, how do we know some of em don't have it and have not spread it?
Politics☆☆☆please Name One Nigerian Youth Whose More Lazy Than This Person Biko!☆☆☆ by Jayjones(op): 12:54pm On Apr 21, 2018
Meet Yusuf Buhari, the only hard working Nigerian youth who graduated from University in 2016, yet to serve his father's land but, rich enough to buy and crash a power bike that is worth $100K.
One of the lazy Nigerian jobless youths was riding on a power bike bought with Nigeria oil money, he crashed and was flown outside to the UK with Nigeria oil money, his father paid his hospital bills with Nigeria's oil Money, he flew back to Nigeria in a private jet with Nigeria's oil money, Governors visited him with gifts gotten from Nigeria's oil money.... Most Nigerian youths can't afford malaria drugs after hustling from morning till night, some can't even buy panadol because the economy has been destroyed by the father of that lazy Nigerian youth. His father now told the international community that the hustling Nigerians are lazy.... Let's proof him wrong by falling out in quantum number to vote him out of office by 2019, maybe that's when he will realise how hard working and determined we are.[img]Meet Yusuf Buhari, the only hard working Nigerian youth who graduated from University in 2016, yet to serve his father's land but, rich enough to buy and crash a power bike that is worth $100K.
One of the lazy Nigerian jobless youths was riding on a power bike bought with Nigeria oil money, he crashed and was flown outside to the UK with Nigeria oil money, his father paid his hospital bills with Nigeria's oil Money, he flew back to Nigeria in a private jet with Nigeria's oil money, Governors visited him with gifts gotten from Nigeria's oil money.... Most Nigerian youths can't afford malaria drugs after hustling from morning till night, some can't even buy panadol because the economy has been destroyed by the father of that lazy Nigerian youth. His father now told the international community that the hustling Nigerians are lazy.... Let's proof him wrong by falling out in quantum number to vote him out of office by 2019, maybe that's when he will realise how hard working and determined we are.[/img]Meet Yusuf Buhari, the only hard working Nigerian youth who graduated from University in 2016, yet to serve his father's land but, rich enough to buy and crash a power bike that is worth $100K.
One of the lazy Nigerian jobless youths was riding on a power bike bought with Nigeria oil money, he crashed and was flown outside to the UK with Nigeria oil money, his father paid his hospital bills with Nigeria's oil Money, he flew back to Nigeria in a private jet with Nigeria's oil money, Governors visited him with gifts gotten from Nigeria's oil money.... Most Nigerian youths can't afford malaria drugs after hustling from morning till night, some can't even buy panadol because the economy has been destroyed by the father of that lazy Nigerian youth. His father now told the international community that the hustling Nigerians are lazy.... Let's proof him wrong by falling out in quantum number to vote him out of office by 2019, maybe that's when he will realise how hard working and determined we are.
PoliticsRe: Letter To President Muhammad Buhari by Jayjones(m): 10:24am On Apr 21, 2018
Do you even need to ask before you know that the man is a joke himself
EducationMaritime Academy Of Nigeria Oron by Jayjones(op): 9:39am On Nov 07, 2017
They Have University, We Have Academy.
They Have supervisor's, We Have Instructors.
They Have Vice Chancellor, We Have commandant
Their Day Starts by 0700hrs, but Ours by 0400hrs.
They Wakeup 0600hrs, We Jump up 0300hrs.
They Sleep, We Lights Out.
They walk, We Double In Divisions. They Have Hostels, We Have Cabins.
They Have Students, We Have Cadets.
They Dodge, We Manover
They Eat Bread, We Eat Headgear.
They Have Dining Halls, We Have Mess.
They Have Kitchen, We Have Galley.
They Have Toilet and Bathroom We Have Heads.
They Go On holiday, We Go On Pass.
They Have Girlfriends, We Have samankwe
They Have Party Hall, We Have Smoke Room.
They Have Conference Hall, We Have Parade Ground.
They Travel, We Break Ship.
They are Dressed with swag, but we are parkadly Dressed on uniform
They Have Their Personal Standard, We Have I.M.O Standard.
To Them Nigeria Flag Stays up For 24/7, To Us We Have Colour And Sunset.
They Have Graduation Party, We Have Passing Out Parade.
To Them Injury Is For One And One Only Whilst To Us Injury For One Injury For All.
They Get Short Term Light Drills Only In Their NYSC, Whilst Heavy Drills Is Our Everyday Blood Tonic.
They Are School Colleagues, We Are Brothers.
They Have Civilian Blood, We Have Military Blood.
They Demand For Respect, We Command Respect.
# Ahoy_Sailors
# Nigerian_Marine_Navy
# Rugged_Sealords
# Onward_Together
EducationRe: LIST: Federal Unity Colleges In Nigeria by Jayjones(m): 9:12am On Oct 10, 2016
I rep FSTC usi.....#smilex
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 5 Highest Paid Jobs In Nigeria 2016 by Jayjones(m): 5:59pm On Sep 12, 2016
Pls where is sailors
PoliticsI Drove Poll Cash To Fayose’s Hotel – Driver by Jayjones(op): 8:14am On Jul 15, 2016
A bullion van driver has confessed to conveying the N1.219bn, which the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission alleged was delivered to the Ekiti State Governor, Mr. Ayodele Fayose, in the build-up to the June 2014 governorship election in the state, which Fayose won. Fayose is being investigated by the EFCC for allegedly receiving the N1.219bn through the Office of the National Security Adviser for his campaign in 2014, an amount said to be part of the N4.7bn allegedly diverted from the ONSA under Col. Sambo Dasuki (retd.). EFCC investigations had revealed that the N4.7bn was paid into a bank account of Sylvan McNamara, a company in which the sons of a former Minister of State for Defence, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro, are said to be directors. About N1.219bn was allegedly flown to Akure on a private plane during the build-up to the Ekiti State governorship election. Fayose was alleged to have received the N1.219bn through his bosom friend, Abiodun Agbele. The bullion van driver, Mr. Olaoluwa Omotoso, reportedly drove the bullion van to the Akure airport tarmac on June 17, 2014, to transport the N1.219bn allegedly flown from Lagos by Obanikoro. Omotoso told EFCC detectives that he made two separate trips to the airport because of the large volume of cash. The driver told the anti-graft agency that part of the money was taken to a bank in Alagbaka, Akure, on the instruction of Fayose’s friend, Agbele, while the remaining money was taken to Spotless Hotel, Ado Ekiti, which is owned by Fayose and his wife, Feyisetan. A detective in the commission, who spoke to our correspondent on Thursday, said, “Omotoso explained that on June 17, 2014, he was given a directive to go to the Akure airport to convey some funds. He said he went to the airport twice to move the money. He said some of the money was taken to a bank while he, along with Agbele, moved the remaining cash to Spotless Hotel, Ado Ekiti. “He said the money was moved in three vehicles, including one bullion van and two Toyota Hilux vans. The two Toyota Hilux vans had some soldiers inside for security while Agbele was with him in the Hilux van. “He said he did not know exactly how much was conveyed. He explained that Agbele held the keys to the vault in the bullion van. On getting to Spotless Hotel at night, they offloaded the cash and Agbele entered the vehicle to search and ensure that no money was left behind. Agbele then returned the keys and Omotoso drove off.” Meanwhile, the Managing Director of Zenith Bank, Mr. Peter Amangbo, has denied that the bank sponsored the governorship campaign of Fayose in 2014, contrary to the governor’s claim. Amangbo told the EFCC that the bank had only one branch in Ekiti State, wondering why the bank would invest in Fayose when the state government had no account with the bank. Fayose had claimed that his campaign was funded by the bank and a few private individuals. The bank MD said at no time did he hold a meeting with Fayose and his friend, Agbele. A source at the EFCC stated that Amangbo said at no time did he meet with Abiodun Agbele or any representative of Fayose. He said the allegation that the bank funded the Ekiti State governorship election was false. “He further stated that at no time did Fayose and the chairman of the bank, Mr. Jim Ovia, and himself hold a meeting. “He said the bank, as a matter of policy, did not sponsor political groups or elections.”
PoliticsThose Accusing Us Of Not Having Economic Plan Are Ignorant – Lai Mohammed by Jayjones(op): 6:58am On Jul 15, 2016
The Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, has said the Federal Government is very focused on the economy and has a clear economic plan to transform the country. The Minister maintained that those who accuse the government of not having an economic plan are ignorant of government workings. The Minister stated this on Thursday when he received Japanese Ambassador to Nigeria Sadanobu Kusaoke, in Abuja. ”Those who think we do not have an economic plan have not taken the pains to check out our plan. ”We are working to reflate the economy, provide more jobs, invest in infrastructure, power, railways and roads and by so doing create the enabling environment for industries to thrive,” he said. Alhaji Mohammed said there were 34 priority actions to be implemented in the 2016 budget, listing some of them as increasing low interest lending to the Real Sector and implementing measures to achieve self-sufficiency and become net exporters of certain agricultural products.
PoliticsI Can’t Impregnate Remi Tinubu, She’s Passed Menopause – Dino Melaye by Jayjones(op): 9:20pm On Jul 14, 2016
Speaking with journalists in Abuja on Thursday, the outspoken Kogi State Senator, Dino Melaye, who has been in major news headlines for some days now over a row with his colleague and wife of the APC National leader, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, where it was alleged that he said he’ll beat and also impregnate her, has addressed the widely reported controversial comments. The APC chieftain while addresing newsmen, said it is impossible for him to impregnate Oluremi Tinubu, who represents Lagos central senatorial district, because she has already arrived menopause, adding that he did not use any insolent, abusive, or degrading language when the disagreement ensued. “It is malicious and a lie that I said I would impregnate Mrs Tinubu. Biologically, it is even impossible to impregnate Mrs Tinubu because she has arrived menopause. How can you say you want to beat somebody and at the same time impregnate the person,” Dino said. According to The Cable News, the influential politician and human rights activist, also explained that he only told the senate that since it had passed a resolution saying that its rules were not forged, senators who went to court should withdraw the case of face suspension. “Unfortunately, Senator Oluremi Tinubu got up and was recognised to speak and immediately she started speaking, she specifically mentioned my name. For reasons only known to Senator Remi Tinubu, she got up and the first thing she said was that she was being harassed in this chamber by Senator Melaye at this point. “She went ahead to say that why would he come here and be threatening senators and there was a large chorus from senators. At that point I was still calm. She got up again and said that this thug must be tamed. At that point, I got up and told her that she was very stupid. “The next statement from her was ‘You are a dog’. She called me a dog, and when she called me a dog I stood up and reacted and I told her that this was not bourdillon and she should look at my face, I am not one of those senators who normally come to prostrate to them in bourdillon and I am from Kogi and not from Lagos. Dino said that he saw on social media that Tinubu said that this was the end of his political career. To this, he said: “Tinubu is not God. I don’t fear souls, I only respect souls. She and her husband appealed to me to back off Saraki. “He is my brother and my friend. It will not change in the four years of the Senate. I want to be the president of Nigeria. There has been a lot of misinformation, lies and blackmail. I want to assure everyone that I remain resolute in my personal conviction. “It is absurd for a woman to look at her colleague and call him a thug and a dog. Unfortunately I do not have the anointing to be quiet when I am being insulted and I responded accordingly. If tomorrow Tinubu calls me names, I will respond accordingly.” He also said that there was no talk about the reported impeachment of President Muhammadu Buhari. “Somehow she got falsehood sold to SaharaReporters; nobody among those of us who spoke there talked about impeachment. The issue of the presidency was not the subject matter. But because of deliberate wickedness and satanic manifestation, they brought in the issue of presidency to garnish their aim and purpose,” he concluded.
PoliticsDino Melaye Denies Involvement In Buhari Impeachment Moves by Jayjones(op): 1:40pm On Jul 14, 2016
Senator Representing Kogi West Senatorial District, Senator Dino Melaye has debunked rumours doing the round about his involvement in some moves to impeach the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria. It is pertinent to note that the incredulously machinated misinformation was orchestrated by forces bent on destabilizing the upper chambers of the Nigerian Parliament for selfish reasons. One of the mushroom and faceless online platform used to promote the ill-fated, calumnious write-up has been notorious for serving as the propagandist machinery of political commercialists who are pushing for the extension of their fiefdom to the National Assembly . While I remain unimpeachably committed to the leadership of the Senate, I believe the respected arm of government charged with the onerous responsibility of law making should be given the independence to conduct its business. It is untrue and malicious ; the narrative of the attack dogs of demagogues who have decided to turn Nigeria upside down for failing to choose leaders for Senators. I am a responsible Nigerian, role model and a champion of anti-corruption and equity which my party stands for . I therefore urge the general public to discountenance the libellous publication as I will continue to respect the history, culture and excellence of my Kogi West people on the floor of the Senate. The true threat to the current Republic are those who believe a Nigeria not led by them must not exist. Thanks and God bless. Sen. Dino Melaye
PoliticsRe: Melaye To Remi Tinubu: "I Will Beat You, Impregnate You" - Premium Times by Jayjones(m): 8:11am On Jul 14, 2016
herzern:
In a normal Yoruba setting..... When men talk......women keep quiet............. cheesy cheesy
dy dere dy sleep when women are taking over...theresa May for britain, clinton for America
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Hadiza Usman As NPA MD by Jayjones(m): 9:29pm On Jul 12, 2016
Why is this man doing like this,when there are lot of people from the maritime sector jobless he is appointing bizAdm of all courses as the NPA director....is this the change you promised us
PoliticsRe: Buhari Appoints Hadiza Usman As NPA MD by Jayjones(m): 9:28pm On Jul 12, 2016
Why is this man doing like this,when there are lot of people from the maritime sector jobless he is appointing bizAdm of all courses as the NPA director....is this the change you promised us MR PRESIDENT
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply Now For Marine Officers Recruitment In Nigeria At SHELL by Jayjones(m): 10:38pm On Jun 02, 2016
Good news
CrimeRe: Six Fraudsters Dupe A Woman Of N13m In Imo (Photo) by Jayjones(m): 11:50am On Jun 02, 2016
He no even show for there body
CelebritiesRe: Flavour At Bella Okagbue's Birthday Party by Jayjones(m): 11:47am On Jun 02, 2016
Who dem epp....mtcheew
CrimeRe: Lady Stripped Unclad In Warri For Stealing Tecno Boom J8 (photos) by Jayjones(m): 9:29pm On May 23, 2016
Abeg wetin una go con do #okonjo iweala o
PoliticsRe: Day 2: NLC Protests In Ibadan (pics) by Jayjones(m): 2:47pm On May 19, 2016
Many states are owing up to 5 months yet NLC is silence. Many states cannot pay common minimum wage yet NLC did not talk. In Kaduna, it was unravelled recently that NLC deduct over a thousand Naira from workers salary from the source. NLC have a political party called Labour party but they cannot win councillors yet they brag of Mobilisation. Can NLC tell us how billions of Naira they generate annually are spent? Can we have the account of NLC mass transit buses? What stops NLC from importing and subsidising for their members? What stops NLC from building Mega stations? What stop NLC from building refineries? What roles have NLC played in assisting the unemployed? You think you can keep us in the sun and enter villa for brown envelope. Abi? ?

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