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marieolae: His height

since i saw ur picture ehn..





You automatically became my first ever nairaland crush

prettythicksme: we call you baby because you love sucking on our tits and tits are for babies

WOW!! Nt only for babies sha

























it looks like am your stalker

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Ninejaywon: "believe women were created for you".i love dis. I love WOMEN, una soft body make sense die.
TEAM WOMAN WRAPPER

that team go make sense die

Na me and you get the same problem... That shyness ehn is disturbing but God pass am

First of all you wan show the whole nairalandd sey u get fine chick abi?? If not why show us her profile
second of all, does she know you are on nairaland and your username??if she dosen't you are safe but if she does there are two things involved; its either she monitors your every movement or she does not give a dammmn
if she does not give a dammmn you are safe but if she monitors your movement there are two things involved; its either she catches you scoping another chick or she sees theat you are a gentleman
if she sees that you are a gentleman you are safe but if she catches you,, there is only one thing involed:: you become single
do you understand??

All students of the department of public administration in all institutions of the federation (including aspirants); lets meet here to share our experiences, advices, stories, courses, course codes, exams, lectures, lecturers...
So LETS CHAT!!

Lets meet/ rubminds

SkinnyDude: op, are we related?
mine is worse, cos' i also stutter. how can you converse with a girl you love stuttering? it's unromantic nah.

Seriously.... How the babe will look at you sef is another problem

merit12: To get over shyness is to hange out with. Friennds and family and be determine youwanna get over it

Talk to ladies

Start by compliments
Greetings


Still don't understand? Enrollin my school

i would really love to

rasbaby: First what's your name before we get started? And also know that once I cure you of that shyness,
hmm it will cause you a lot of distractions, cos I've helped a lot of guys in your shoes and they thank me for it but they just can't get off it once they are into it. It becomes fun to them. Hope you prepared? Over to you!

yeah am prepared
AYODEJI

frrank: How did you know?

help me ask am oooo

banega: No way, are you kidding mee? The Op is even too shy to comment sef

jaykaylegend is not shy to comment, he just dosen't know what to write

1one: Do guys still do that? wooing a girl on the road?.. Walking up to her to say baby the way you move makes my intestines interesting ??.. Anyways don't bother about your inability to do that it's not an issue, There are better more matured ways to meet a girl than way-laying her on the street with "Hey your money, your life or date me"


Secondly, you must understand that A GIRL IS A HUMAN BEING.. JUST LIKE YOU.. the fact that she's pretty, has breeest or buttocks shouldn't make you feel she's some extra-terrestial deity-personified being.. A girl breathes.. Eats... Farts.. Burps.. Etc just like you.. When you have this consciousness, you wouldn't feel overly gittery when talking to a girl...moreover when you're talking to a girl, you're doing her a favor, most girls can't do without being male-talked for one week.. So don't walk up to a girl with "Ahhh she's doing me a favour oo" mindset.. It's actually the other way around... Na she get market and na you be customer wey wan buy.. If customer no come market must to spoil.

The key is this, as some people mentioned.. Don't start talking to one particular girl you like... Make friends with many, start talking to many of them.. Even the "SU" type... Just flow with every one of them and from there you'll be cool enough to HIT your main target.


Last bullet : And I promised myself that I wouldn't do long posts again

i have friends that still do that especially @ night but i have always not hav the courage to even try it... And i have tried to talk to just any other girl but the right words don't come out but now that you have mentioned i wll up my efforts
and P.S; your long post helped

So if they choose her as their role model, how does that concerns you??

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beware of 419
nairaland association of space bookers

I also went to collect my ATM card yesterday at area 11 branch and we even had to wash our hands with water mixed with chlorine before we were allowed to enter...

Please guys i really want to know how jamb direct entry is conducted.. If i buy the form will i have to write jamb again?? Or i just buy the form and complete the procedure at my school of choice??

psychologist: Pitching my tent here



TEAM MESSI












Barber quick quick I still av to tattoo cr7 on my booth.... Cus dt guy is real pool
Others are working hard in training, he's busy going about barbers shop in brazil getting new new haircutss..


Realpoo@cr7

mumu person like you (no offence oo),, shey because of football he will not carry out his normal day to day activity??, so you trying to say he should always be at the training centre 24/7?? Cos he is a footballer he should't cut his hair, trim his beard, watch tv, go on vacation, play with his child, bang his girlfrend, visit friends, go to events??
Jst because you like messi dosen't mean you should condem other players...

michaeltotti: When i hustle nd gt 200 to study in uni and a gy score 150 to study in poly.and u want us to be equal?


Na lie,orelse d cutoff mark wl b equal also

why can't you be equal?? Cos you are in the uni means u are better than poly students?? NO

They can't kill a chicken or a turkey,, im sure the dead chicken was infected and died as a result
i once killed a chicken with knife and before i could go inside to bring water to rinse it i found its mates feasting on it.. So its normal for chickens to reat anything EATABLE, even chickens
so don't worry, they won't eat you

Did they complain to you?? Or davido that didnt collect his award at the main event is very happy about the award..

[quote author=Francis-1]It's even less than a half full bag of rice. That mullah is so so stingy. [/quote]guy why are you this dull?? Do you think it is arebgesola that is distributing that rice?? Don't you see the COURTESY OF there?? Are you not supposed to have knwn that it is somebody campaigning for him?? I'm sure you don't knw anything about osun state not to talk of being there and you are complaining about the governor's stinginess

Guys i was thinking wheather the bring back our girls campaign is dead cos as it seems the chibok abduction story is dying down abd the government are not doing their best to bring the girls back..
I remember when the abduction first happened, that was iike the only story on CNN even BBC and aljazeera with CNN even sending a correspondent to Nigeria to cover the story in full(i dont even think that lady is still in Nigeria sef), not to talk of the international recognition we got.. Bt now it looks like even C NN have forgotten about the story..
And even the bringback our girls campaign in Nigeria leaded by oby ezekwesili has died down..
So the question is is the campaign dead or are Nigerians forgetting about the abduction??

redcliff: Ah werey.. even me sef dey confirm his beauty.

GAY

Coldfeet: The guy is fineeee!! See em eyes and lips? Swooshy shyswoo tins.

what is in his eyes that are not in everyone's?? Except the blue part

BodyKiss: Here come the typical. I bet you must have been involved in jungle justice before. Because he committed a crime, he shouldn't be redeemed? His story might inspire other criminals to change you know.

number 1 pal, i have not been involved in jungle justice before and will never be, that action(jungle justice) makes me furious so in short i hate hearing about it..
Number 2, im not saying he shouldnt be reedemed bt he commited a crime that if found guilty he will be behind bars for a long time...
If a terrorist guilty of killing countless innocent souls is caught, are you saying he should be released because of his good looks??
There are thousand of goodlooking men that are in different prisons around the world, are you saying they are not good looking enough??

Rubbish!! A persion commited a very serious crime and some nonsense american ladies are even backing the guy up..
The guy is not that fine sef