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The fact that they have boobs and holes between their legs

Flirting with another guy in my presence; does not make me hate her though...

Just a lil bit jealous

You must be a lizard cos AGAMA eyes on you!!

You try












You deserve an oscar

cokacoola:
Dnt mind the jobless little boy, always creating silly threads

wait ooooo who did I reply and who is quoting me??

Mr cokacola aren't you ashamed of your self??












Better leave nairaland and stick to drinking cokacola..

Then go get banged

GUP chat... I like that!!

Cokacoola can you please do nairalanders a favour and don't post again... I mean all your posts are shi+ from how do you stop self servicing to seeing your late girlfriend asking you to revenge



And worse



Your grammatical arrangement is killing!!

Na beg I dey beg

Run for your life

yahx:
lol hop say u nver carry ring tyt one gal

I still dey find the one wey go enter my trap!!

There is nothing bad oooo.... The guy can put the ring there to scare away potential toasters not that he is ready for marriage

demelza:
This is a sarcastic post.
Why the emphasis on her virginity status?

same question in my head...

The person that pulled this stunt last was jack and that was in the 80s, no be woman world I come I am sure if you ask jack if he would die for rose in 2015 his answer will be no

So what should I do now??

Is that why you came to rant on romance section??

Very soon na I bought him a private jet and he bought me a jotter for valentine we go see

Its just like asking if the military should be deployed at jamb centres

All this ones na wash (for Nigeria sha),, the only way to get her attention is by showing her this;

Dirty plates, spoons and pots and even plate wey we use drink cassava flakes(formerly garri) since last week















I don't know why we don't like washing plates

First of all your grammar needs abusing #lolzz

kallmemrB:
bros 3weeks is way too long.....a lady i met 5days ago is. already billing me and asking. for money....well i laugh and told her to send her account number.....

by tomorrow she will be expecting the money Her father kept with me...stuupid mumu

well, go the bank (bone face enter the bank ), remove 200naira from your pocket and fill the deposit slip with two hundred naira only, give the bank attendant, collect the duplicate teller, bone face come out












Simple as 123.....

Shoutout to me jare!!

agrovick:
This one is strong

eleyi gidi gan

Airforce1:
Every tribe, race, religion in nigeria and the world loves igbo people

That's something to be proud about

how far about that your album na

phemoluv02:
it seems I don't know the meaning of smile anymore...gotta go find my dictionary

check oxford advanced learners 12th edition cos I dnt think it is in the 7th edition

Some of them are fine sha but some of them??(Na their smile pursue ebola from Nigeria) #no oFfence ooo
Just being plain


And my TANDULCE is not on this list??

mascot87:
I keep wondering what planet you came from

simply out of this world

Tandullceblog:
https://www.nairaland.com/marieolae is the cutest of them all.

she'z 0.k

adebajo11:
Hydrogen peroxide alone will do the trick and its just for N80.

how do you use it??

Abeg what is flossing??

babatundeizbad:
Lol, My guy e no easy

I know jare... I still dey eye that spot!!