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Kbs468:
What options were you given? can you list them out here pls?

A mix of NC/NE and NW states for the first and third choice and then SS/SE for second choice and then the fourth SW. Most of them if not all of them are still available for me to choose from.

I'm thinking Nassarawa as suggested by logoDwhiz and some of my peeps and then Kaduna. I dunno, what do you think?

Oga LogoDwhiz, Ur boy is both scared and confused as to the two northern states to pick I nor know which kind one chance be this

kbs468 Bro gat any suggestions.

Now I am totally confused as to the best two northern states to pick

Greg007:
by wat time did u do it. was it very early in d morning let say from 1-6am or 6-10am? and wat do u mean by sitting up windows and java? is it 4 d scanner or 4 d nysc site. pls reply asap

@n3rve, please can you help with Greg007 's query. How did you configure the scanner, what java version did you install please?

DTOBS:
Abeg ooooo.....my date of birth is not correct oooo....NYSC brought it out.... the day and the year is wrong....

Kbs.468 Log.oDwhiz yan.nabase wetin I go do oooo



den tell me say I go correct am for camp...

you don finish

DTOBS:
passport never uploaded.... it is after fingerprint...

what about filling of address, selection of KIT SIZE and all

bakaredc:
I avnt upload d passport yet,,I think thumb print first,after I opened the account,went to my mail to confirm,then I filled a form,then I made d payment,,,

ok, so you haven't done anything like selecting KIT SIZE and all?

@DTOBS have you uploaded your passport and when do you do that? pls your prompt response will be appreciated.

bakaredc:
Pls,any news on thumb printing,am done with payment,but thumb printing isn't going...

have you uploaded your passport and did you upload before payment

DTOBS:
I never pick oooo.... fingerprint is still doing orubebeism....

Passport uploaded,payment made...

When do you upload passport is it after payment

DTOBS:
God forbid bad thing....

have you picked states

ayosco2008:
Registration done. Kwara, kano, ekiti and delta!!!

when do you pick the states? is it after you thumb print?

DTOBS:
ehwo....are you serious? last night? na lie joor...
the fingerprint dey give person wahala oooo....

You don pick states abeg. What of passport upload? did you do it after making payment or before

DTOBs were able to choose your states

portal is now open

Jus paxing by.....

Gents/ladies, Good morning. Did you sleep at all??

I'm not disappointed, cause, I anticipated this. For those who stayed awake -- sorrey


Gear up folks, the SHOW IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

CROBBOY:

If you continue this way, you will end up sleeping when NYSC opens up the site.

sleeping mode reactivated. Nyte boss

NYSC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Mehn eye don red finish

Confirmed, those guys are just so indecisive, well, I believe they are putting a lot in place. I wont be too shocked if there is a modification regarding the Orientation date. Registration date is now back to 8th - 28th February.

*modified*

Yet another variation to the TT. it is now 8th feb - March 12th

Lemme jus take a nap here

I smell foreigners on espionage missions. Please call the COAS, we need tight security in this city tonight

Jux strolling by

Dudecollins:
This is a Major Breakthrough in thought that will
change your choice of state selection for NYSC.
All PCM are concerned of which order to pick
their most preferred state for it to be given. Well I
have figured out how states are given to Corps
Members.
First of all No NYSC human official will look at
your registration, It is Automated by their system.
So it does not matter where you live, the number
of states you chose as visited. When Corps
Members are being posted the machine
automatically selects the PCM choice of state
randomly in successive order. It will pick the first
choice of the first applicant, then the second
choice of the next, then the third choice of the
next, the back again to the first choice.
In the case when PCM are given state outside of
their three choice of state this is what happened,
For example Femi chose Abuja, Lagos, Enugu
then the machine selection fell to Lagos and at
that point Lagos is already filled up, the machine
will automatically choose another Western state
i.e Oyo for that applicant . If it fell at Abuja for
example and it’s already filled it will automatically choose another North Central State i.e Niger etc.It is not about the first to register, the machine
do rank PCM registration in Batches for example:
The first 5000 members to register might
complete the first batch (am not sure on the
number though). After each batch the machine
will distribute PCM’s randomly (as I have stated
above). Let say for example Lagos Corpers are
2000, and out of the 2000, 700 are already filled
up by runs, leaving just 1,300 spaces and
hypothetically 4000 out of the 5000 chose lagos,
and hypothetically the machine selected 2200
PCM to lagos only the first 1300 will be given
lagos and the rest 900 will be given other states
(as I explained above), then immediately Lagos
will be taken off the selected state in the NYSC
portal.
It does not matter if you register by 12am on the
8th or you register the next day if you are within
the first batch (might well be more that 5k or
might be way lesser) It will then be selected
randomly probably the last person to fill up the
batch will be first.
Back to the posting hypothetically if the machine
fell on your choice lagos and it happened to be full it will move on to another western state i.e Ogun if it again happens to be full it will randomly post you to any state in any geo-political zone i.e North Central Benue.
So what you fill in the form does not in any way determine where you will be posted, you can choose any state as long as it’s in the portal. You have an equal chance to be posted to Abuja as Ekiti.


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Ermmm, there seems to be a hole in the empirical analysis of the method for positing prospective corp members as you submitted/pasted.

I get the algorithm in the analysis, howbeit, from the emboldened - are you saying the computer program utterly disregards other choices when it has picked a particular?

To elaborate, say the program randomly falls on my second choice, are you of the opinion that it considers just that- the second choice; and if for instance my 2nd choice is full, it moves on to select a state in the geopolitical zone of my 2nd choice without trying out my other preferred choices ?

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Good morning guys/gals, Happy Sunday to you all and don't forget to pray for a Hitch-free registration for me

So Golden city can be this quiet Hmmmm

Hmmm

eaglevision:
But sokoto is a nice state anywaiz,plenty correct chicks dae there,stable electricity,a cow goes for 5k(enough for u for a year),hosing for corpers is 2nd to none,d night life is gbam nd d state is paying well.Lobatan

Blinks uncontrollably @ d emboldened * Bros shey na yoke you dey yoke??

CROBBOY:
Then, I suspect writing should be your hobby if not passion and strength.

I do respect good art (not act) of writing, especially, when it comes from young person.

It may be possible a career in that path will bring you to the lamplight. Just some added skills and technique might do.

Cudos!

You're not far from it sire. Many thanks for your input.

Now, can I interest you with a Cigar -- liquor, perhaps?

CROBBOY:
Without reservations, I always do admire this your way of writing which is usually accompanied with mental pictures.

ARE YOU A NOVELIST?

Oga boss! Ur boy is an Enginerd.

*walks in muttering under his breath, face expressionless; mounts the podium* clears throat then calls out to d audience.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please.

I stand before you this hour, to voice my displeasure of the intolerance witnessed in this city at the early hours of today- the time of day that defines the rest of one's day.

*First,......* clears throat, glances over the room in a bid to continue but catches a frightening stern look from one of d audience.. Suddenly a voice bawls out from behind, "Ogbeni abeg, shut up!!! na who you be sef, na you know pass". startled and disoriented by the voice, scans around searchingly in embarrassment, looking for a rescuer. Realizing d facial expressions of majority of d audience, dishing out same question as d audacious voice

**steps down from podium and walks out to a secluded corner. Slips fingers into pocket, gets a stick, lights it and begins puffing away the trauma **

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For those asking if the portal will open by 12am, Type "Batch B 15 (1642) nairaland" on Google, the number in parentheses is the pg number. Albeit, the preceding day before theirs was a week day, the portal wasn't opened for reg not until 7am; ours is on Monday just after sunday, this could influence the opening time -- just saying and now just leaving

***walks into thread, waves airily at the citizens inside and greets, "Una well done O! Satisfied they heard, backs out slowly outta thread**

IghravweIG:
Lol. That wouldn't be bad.
But alas, a bottle of Henessy would suffice the evening my kind Sir.

An interesting choice I must say! I've the perfect brand I think will suit your taste.

I'll send the below immediately to your office or home, whichever you prefer. Am sure you won't knock yourself out -- do enjoy.