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Romance / Re: How "I Nor Dey Come Person House" Made Me Collect 700 From A Girl by jayloms: 9:01pm On Feb 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

That was a direct question cos there are also mothers here...
You are completely entitled to your comments... but I just feel certain things are unnecessary my dear.

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Romance / Re: How "I Nor Dey Come Person House" Made Me Collect 700 From A Girl by jayloms: 8:36pm On Feb 01, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Will you close that nonsense up..keep bleating and displaying your lack of intelligence around.. check it you are still feeding from your mom..

Tell me is it only sex your mom@ offered to your pops before she birthed you or you just love being Brainless online..
Respect for the elderly shouldn't be done only when face to face with them. Address the boy's stupidity squarely and leave out the parents, they've done no wrong here.

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Health / Re: Banker, Nnamdi Godson Commits Suicide In Delta by jayloms: 10:23pm On Jan 16, 2022
olaszydaruma:
I'm having this same thought lately as I'm in a lot of mess embarassed
When it gets really tough I usually say aloud to myself concerning the situation I am in that "It's alright, you'll look back to this day and just smile cause you'd be alright no matter how fixed u are now" i generally just speak aloud to myself especially when the pressure becomes intensel
Family / Re: Help My Husband Seems To Be Addicted To Prostitutes! by jayloms: 3:57pm On Jan 16, 2022
pocohantas:
Any small thing, they will start telling the wife to take care of herself. How many of you Nigerian men look good? With your pot bellies like drum and nonexistent necks.

Suddenly prostitutes look and feel better than your virtuous wives ba? Yet we keep hearing talks of how high body count makes a woman look old, sexually unresponsive and unattractive.

I guess it all flies out through the window when y’all are ready to justify and defend your cheating ways.

Why not marry the lady with ashewo vibes? You claim men know the one to marry. Say you want peace of mind. You done marry peace of mind now, you come dey cheat on am with ashewo. Confused gender. undecided
Non existent neck shocked shuoo!! U don vex like this cheesy . Well, the truth is, there are no justifications for cheating. Unfortunately, the world we live today has exposed how weak we men can sometimes be to our desires. Some of us don't quickly get a hold of ourselves in time. For this particular man, it may be nothing more than a helpless addiction to sexual fantasies - the kind he may not be comfortable exploring with the wife. Still, there are no justifications. That is why I am of the opinion that each stage of one's marital journey should be planned.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by jayloms: 2:12pm On Oct 18, 2021
Who else would be travelling to katsina frm Delta
Crime / Re: CCTV Captures The Face Of Lady Who Stole In A Boutique by jayloms: 9:56am On Dec 30, 2020
Akpolagha:
The face cap and tje pants doesn't match na..proper investigation should be done

Only one person noticed the difference in her clothing. This is exactly what happens during jungle justice. Nobody cares to ask questions or be thorough. The photo of the alleged "thief" isn't a CCTV capture, so, why should I be quick to believing this. Where did they get this photo from and what makes them think this is the lady? We should learn the culture of seeing accused persons as innocent until proven otherwise. Even if she stole sometime in the past doesn't mean she is the one, unless they have an undisputable evidence.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Thief Set Ablaze In Delta For Snatching Phone With Toy Gun (Graphic) by jayloms: 8:06pm On Nov 25, 2020
In a sane society, these savages would be charged with murder. Pitiful!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Paula White: Angels Are Coming From Africa - Trump's Spiritual Adviser Prays by jayloms: 8:41am On Nov 05, 2020
There's more to this election than what the ordinary eyes can see.

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Politics / Re: Enugu Ogbete Main Market Has Been Set Ablaze by jayloms: 4:08pm On Oct 22, 2020
DiscoverID:

I thought we are destroying and dismantling Nigeria? Smell the coffee.
And you must think you have a head?
Crime / Re: Jailbreak At Okere Prison In Warri, Delta State Today October 22 (video) by jayloms: 3:53pm On Oct 22, 2020
blood of Jesus! HolyGhost!! cheesy

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Politics / Re: Enugu Ogbete Main Market Has Been Set Ablaze by jayloms: 3:42pm On Oct 22, 2020
My Enugu!! Why now!! How is it that these hoodlums can set things on fire without any resistance. pitiful!!
Health / Re: UK, US, Canada Accuse Russia Of Hacking Coronavirus Vaccine Trials by jayloms: 8:17pm On Jul 16, 2020
Ehen!.....udonmeanit!

Travel / Re: $120,000 To Leave Nigeria Or 450,000 Naira Salary? by jayloms: 8:01pm On Jul 10, 2020
gimakon:


Na another thing o. but at least shay he cannot use that one while he sources, cos me I would like to have at least a remote job, so i can have something pending when I see a fulltime stable job.. I advised him on that note as well.
If he's that skilled, then he wouldn't need to worry about being fired. Better advise him to get the f***k out while he can.
Health / Re: COVID-19 In Nigeria: Inside A Lagos Coronavirus Ward (Video) by jayloms: 6:25am On Jul 09, 2020
AmiciLord:
What do you say when you have nothing to say?
You say nothing
Education / Re: Students Won’t Write 2020 WAEC – Adamu, Education Minister by jayloms: 6:39pm On Jul 08, 2020
Haba! So, to conduct exam for ONLY final year students is now a rocket science? So, they cannot ensure strict adherence to the covid-19 safety rules they keep shouting all over the place, so these children can finish this stage of their education? It's really a shame, the kind of inept leaders we have.

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Family / Re: How My Mom Ruined My Life by jayloms: 9:45pm On Jun 30, 2020
Agba2020:
I've only told this to one person and I've been carrying this one for 9 years now.

This might turn out to be a little long, so bear with me. When I was 17, a few days to my first WAEC, I was reading in the living room when my mom walked in and falsely accused me of sleeping with my own Dad... Oh, I'm a guy btw. I'm not gay, neither am I effeminate.

She claimed she saw my Dad touching me and that he slept with me. I was stunned. I went through different ranges of emotions. At first, I wanted to curse her, then I wanted the ground to swallow me up for real, then I wanted to cry, and then I wanted to scream, tears just filled my eyes, and the first thing that came out of my mouth was "Why are you doing this?" and then she just walked out. I just sat there losing my mind, I knew it was untrue because there's no way you would penetrate a guy without him feeling it, right? Not to mention the fact that I have no memory of this ever happening. And yet she claimed she saw this happening, if that was true, why didn't she stop it?

Long story short, that was the day my life got turned upside down by my own Mom. The not so funny thing is, she never once brought up that issue again since then, and yet she never apologized for it (not that I'd ever forgive her anyway). Dad has no clue about this issue, by the way.
Some parents can be manipulative. Is your dad a faithful spouse to your mum? Mothers tend to get at their husbands on matters bordering on infidelity or welfare, through their children especially when the children are close to the father. I'm sure you were pretty close to your Dad before the incident; and I don't need to ask how your relationship with him is at the moment.

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Religion / Re: COVID-19: Oyakhilome Foundation Supports Lagos Govt With Food Items by jayloms: 5:01am On Apr 21, 2020
Great! I sincerely hope this does not end up cooked.
Family / Re: Stay-at-home Order: Lagos Husbands Narrate Experiences by jayloms: 9:47pm On Apr 06, 2020
GabinoMarket:
What men should ask themselves is why the angel you married became a demon?
Maybe she was never an angel or things changed. undecided
Health / Re: COVID-19: NCDC Reports Five New Cases, Total Now 214 by jayloms: 11:04am On Apr 05, 2020
Bethel4Life:
my brother ur correct.. Why are dey not testing enough people? This Virus is really spreading undetected.by d time we know wats happening,boom we will be hearing of thousands dead just like U.S.A .then we begin to call God n pray.

i really don't get it sometimes!! Do you guys truly wish the number of confirmed cases were in the thousands? undecided

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Health / Re: French Doctors Say 'Test Coronavirus Vaccines In Africa", Eto’o, Drogba React by jayloms: 10:46am On Apr 04, 2020
jayfolarin:
Foolish kids on here keep gagging on the white man's balls while they think of you as nothing but Guinea pigs. They want to test vaccines first on you to be sure it's safe before they use it on themselves.

Mental slavery is real. Free yourselfs.

Also for the government officials including the presidency that has refused to develop your nation, packing all of nigeria's money in foreign banks; they think of you as nothing but senseless baboons. You all should be ashamed!!!
i sincerely hope they get to test the vaccine on those our leaders with the virus.
Health / Re: COVID-19: US Records 1,169 Deaths In 24 Hours — Highest Single-Day Toll Globally by jayloms: 3:25am On Apr 04, 2020
Bacteriologist:


Yes...like I give a fück what a Bible humper thinks..lmao
Now, for somebody relying on logic to disprove the existence of God, your conclusion that I am a "Bible" whatever, leaves much to be desired.

If your little brain can only draw up a conclusion that anybody/everybody who"prays" to "God" is a Bible carrier, then you indeed need a brain boost, and until you have figured out a way to do that, don't bother replying.

Your erroneous/illogical conclusions are the source of your frustrations. Enjoy!
Health / Re: COVID-19: US Records 1,169 Deaths In 24 Hours — Highest Single-Day Toll Globally by jayloms: 10:07pm On Apr 03, 2020
Bacteriologist:


If you didn't care you would have passed without quoting me. You stupid dumbass religitard. A country ravaged by terrorists in the North, herdsmen in the central, militants in the South is your definition of safe. Well I don't expect much from brainwashed religious folks.

Covid-19 cases are few because we're not particular trade partners with China or Italy, so we don't have many initial carriers of the virus before lockdown . And our weather is more temperate. Even at that, a lot of people are sure the NCDC is underreporting cases.

Your prayers are are useless as the "k" in knife. If not you would have prayed to God to make me stop typing instead of outrightly tell me to "shut it." So get a life and stop sounding like a sick religious fück.

Quit trying to sound smart - you definitely aren't. Here is one thing to keep you up all-night- "you are too small for God to prove anything to, I can assure you". Mr. "whatever you call yourself", I'd rather be brainwashed than frustrated, which, you clearly are.
Health / Re: COVID-19: US Records 1,169 Deaths In 24 Hours — Highest Single-Day Toll Globally by jayloms: 5:13pm On Apr 03, 2020
Bacteriologist:
Very sad. This is the same country where they announced a day of prayer (march 15) to curb this spread.

This is evidence that prayer IS USELESS. If only trump was more proactive than reactive. Now more and more lives are being lost to one man's (religious) stupidity.
Nobody cares about your silly point. Nigeria is relatively safe because of prayer. Hold on to whatever the hell you believe and just shut it.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Did A 2nd Coronavirus Test, Still Negative. Gives Update On Chioma's Case by jayloms: 6:17pm On Apr 01, 2020
Still no symptoms... Wow! It's clear many will be Infected and still be smiling on the streets cheesy
Politics / Re: Electricity Tariff To Increase On Wednesday Despite Lockdown In Nigeria by jayloms: 12:57pm On Mar 31, 2020
xendra:
oh something is wrong with Nigerians alright and its fear.
And our parents put it in us, as theirs did them, now we are waiting to transfer it to our children.

* dont talk back at elders, even if they are wrong, and nobody eventually cautions the "elder"
* Give un-deserved respect to anyone superior to you in a work place or school or wherever even though they are rude to you for no reason.
* stories of all the people that stayed humble, ate shit from wicked superiors and later became successful and how you should do the same. but never stories of those who lost themselves in the process or died......

Real talk... a seemingly endless cycle..

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Health / Re: US Approves Chloroquine For Treating Coronavirus by jayloms: 4:24pm On Mar 30, 2020
NaijaMutant:
Trump is always right grin






A very big sigh of relief since Hydroxychloroquine is affordable cool

Can one get it from our local pharmacies.
Travel / Re: Enugu Streets Deserted As Coronavirus Keeps People Indoors (Photos, Video) by jayloms: 11:56am On Mar 30, 2020
Ah!! love Enugu. I'am glad to have served there! wonderful experience.

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Religion / Re: Social Distancing In Delta: My Church Worship Service Today (Photos) by jayloms: 9:36pm On Mar 29, 2020
MJBOLT:
this brainless re.tard keeps amusing me grin show us proof of your god's existence or better still ask him to heal his infected worshippers or why dont you pray this pandemic away grin bunch of deluded ass.wipes


If you truly believe God doesn't exist, why then do you need a proof?? Deep within u, u think of the possibility of God's existence and you are frustrated by it. We cannot tell God what and what not to do, in this case, prove himself. we can only ask for a daily revelation of his divine nature to us. It's just like a child asking his father for a proof that he is his biological father.

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Wike Reveals Identity Of Rivers Index Case, Close Down Markets by jayloms: 5:01am On Mar 27, 2020
It's a good thing. The earlier we lockdown, track and contain this virus, the faster we will get rid of it.

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Ogun Confirms 62-Year Old Man As New Case, Identifies 32 Contact by jayloms: 5:58am On Mar 25, 2020
FrankDibor:
This is getting serious... I pray our case won’t be like that of China and Italy

Many people say this with a subtle tone of excitement, like this is all a movie production were we wait to here the director say "cut". Let's be proactive, many can't afford hand sanitizers or nose masks, as individuals who can afford to buy and distribute, let us do so right f**king now. If 70% of the population carry and use hand sanitizers and nose masks, coupled with the border closures and flight restrictions, we would be back to a normal healthy society in no time.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Ogun Confirms 62-Year Old Man As New Case, Identifies 32 Contact by jayloms: 5:35am On Mar 25, 2020
Ishilove:
The rich import the virus for the poor to suffer. This shit_ never ends.

Why are they trooping back with this disease? They call Nigeria a shithole but when shit_ hits the fan they are all trooping back to the same shithole they abandoned, carrying sickness and pestilence with them.

Isrealites returning to Egypt carrying gift offerings of death.

Unfortunately, they have a right to return to their home country. It is the selfish act of doing so we should be angry about. You know quite well that your home country cannot manage any major health crisis, yet you boarded a flight back home knowing fully well that you could possibly be infected. I wouldn't be surprised many didn't bother to take the test before returning. I am particularly worried about the unreported cases. I also pray it doesn't get to the point were we become overwhelmed, because, that's when people will panic and sadly, Nigerians only heed to instructions only when things appears to be out of hand.
Health / Re: Dr. Usama Riaz Dies Of Coronavirus In Pakistan After Treating Patients by jayloms: 11:46am On Mar 24, 2020
RisenPhoenix:
He's young!!!
And that's a huge concern!!

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