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IghravweIG:
Beautiful piece.

Respect Sire! In short, make a pick among the city's finest liquors and I'll see to it's prompt delivery at your convenience.

How bout a smoke, care for?

LogoDWhiz:
What he meant to say was that, you must hold cash very well to survive the stress encountered when trying to move into your new PPA.
You know you have to buy things?
And some people are posted to LGs which are kinda far from the state capital. So money spent shuttling btw the two LGs will be high!


And then the uncertainty on when the next allawee will be paid.




He's just trying to create unnecessary fear!
I understand his point tho and I think he has a point. But the way he presented it is not good!

I see ur point sir. Many thanks.

Abbeyunique2:
Make him come downtown, booze and smoke tanda gidigba.

maybe I will.

Rukkyola:
@jayloms how comes ur not smoking ur cigratte 2nyte? Abi shiga don finish?

Lolz gave it up temporarily yesterday.

Oga O! We haff hear O! can you allow us to breathe now.

"what a waste!", were the quick intrusive thoughts that took hold of my mind, as I lay awake, motionless, in the semi-dark room, whose only faint source of light, shone through the open window, from the reflection of a vigorously burning flame of flared gas from the nearby flow station of the city's oil and gas company. The ferocious flames sometimes gave me the shakes of how the much talked about hell experience would be -- horrific! at the very least; I sure wouldn't want to be caught up in that experience.

"she had you for a fool! you prolly should have listened, perhaps, your night wouldn't have ended up wasted!" , the thoughts continued reprimanding bitterly. She had called in by phone, announcing her intentions on coming over to spend sometime with me, but was constrained financially and needed saving. She had in the past given political promises, and like the gullible follower, I had swallowed them time and again. Excited! at what she had said, damning all contrary thoughts, I transferred a considerable amount, more than enough to transport her and all her belongings as though she were relocating for good. But like some of her well polished promises in the past, this was another hoax.

"maybe I was a fool -- for her at least. I prolly concentrated too much on the fixing to suspect any smart play from her and like the fox she capitalized on that or maybe she just got knocked by a car or something -- I dunno" , a second thought said, irritably in agreement.

"it's just sad I had to give up a good smoke and a stiff drink of hard liquor all to stay tuned for her" the thoughts continued regretfully.

At this time, I realized I had been on that spot for quite awhile now. Dawn was beginning to set-in, as the room slowly got brighter. I had slept suddenly last night on the sofa, after the disappointing wait; awaking only to realize I'd sleep-walked to the double sized bed in the room.
At the moment, I desired nothing more than a good smoke and a strong liquor to help still my mind and appease my soul.

***rolls over to the left side of the bed, with hands close enough, flicks the switch of d table lamp, standing on top of d bedside locker with a set of drawers -- on. Sits up on the edge of the bed, slightly raising the left hand to shield eyes from the blinding effect of the beams from the lamp. Pulls out the first drawer and reaches for the substance and a lighter. Sticking one end of the substance between lips, closes palms on d flame from the lighter on d other end.

Draws in a lungful of the lit substance and slowly releases tiny whiffs of smoke into the air through pouted lips. With the substance burning in-between lips, bends over with a bit of luck to locate the bottle of Russian water standing beside the locker. Takes d bottle to mouth and gulps some of the liquor, cursing only briefly from its burning sensation. Lowers the bottle to the floor and returns back to lying position, puffing away slowly on d lit substance***

After awhile, came a sharp voice, "who come dey smoke this kind early morning for my compound", inquiring from outside my window. I was on d third stick of d substance, unaware that, dawn had fully set. "that's gotta be MamaChi", a voice predicted, the mannish landlady who owned the only provision store in the compound. "who b dat pesin", she said persistently with a bit of a rasp in her voice. Somehow she knew I was d one but she always preferred the dramatics.

***jerks up from the bed, drops the stub of the substance to the floor and steps on it with d back of d heels, putting it off.***

This lady gives me d scare, she had once made my nerve snap, when she snuck up on me from behind, a certain night and caught me puffing the substance at an isolated corner at the rear of the building. Since then, I had always tried to avoid her trouble. She moved her bulk in a staggered manner that made one wonder, da hell the handsome, soft-spoken husband, saw in her to wife her. Sometimes I argue within myself that she prolly proposed to him or used diabolic means to hook him. But, despite her horrific looks, she was lucky to have three beauties and a son, who, unfortunately didn't fight d genes of her looks well enough. Chichi is the second daughter and the prettiest amongst them.
Chichi!... boy! ....What a lovely dish she is. God!.. did nature smile on this broad! Every curve on her body gave out ideas to whomever was listening. God surely took his time on her, putting the right proportions in the right places. I'd love to stir that ship one of these days. She's got to be part of the reason why I still reside here, I'd often thought. Oh well! a good meal is always worth the wait.

***smiling cynically, walks briskly out of the room feeling a bit satisfied***

Golden city must be warming up already for the day.

mactoni91:
una dey happy say una wan wear NYSC jersey bah?
Hehehe...
Lemme nt discourage u guys sha...
Just make sure u save enof b4 coming to camp.
Even after camp, make sure u have like 30k + ur first allowee(minimum)
coz if u dnt, u're goin na taste the harsh reality of life

Hello sir, if you'd be so kind to elaborate on what you posited and why, I'm sure we'd all be humble enough to learn a thing or two. Tanx as u oblige.

Abbeyunique2:
nice write up @ jayloms. the perfect description, perfect angle and lines.

Tanx Bossman!

LogoDWhiz:
Jayloms, I see you baba!


Wonderful write up!

He called me Baba instead of boy! collapses on the floor!

**walks into the street with hands completely dug in pockets. Peering searchingly across the street, spots a nicely shadowed corner adjacent to the city's honky-tonk, a place flooded by denizens within the vicinity. No other spot was more ideal than this one; there was the option of sitting inside privately with a bottle or outside as many preferred to do.

Some of the guys who drown their souls here are prolly the biggest and the best local reporters (gossipers) in the city, armed always with the latest gists.

"A little drink of the mix should fix you for the night, besides, the gossips wouldn't hurt now, would they?", were the questioning voice of a suggestive mind.

**With few, long strides, crosses over to the bar, signals the bar girl, a well structured, heavily hipped broad, over -- "I'll have the mix and a glass pls--how much?".."5h bros", she replied, smiling as though mission accomplished. She could tell her daring protrusions were causing a bit of a fix..haven collected the money, she swung around confidently and started to another customer calling for her services.

**After a satisfied ogle at her endowment, walks over with the mix and a chair to the now dark corner between the bar and the storeyed building standing beside it.

**Positions the chair and takes a sit. From the overheard discussions, political and relationship scandals within the city seemed to be the subject of discourse.

Swallowed completely by the dark, pours out a portion of the mix into the glass and lowers the bottle back on the floor. Slips fingers carefully into pocket and reaches for the substance, sending a quick spark of flame to one end, introducing the other gently to the lips. Leaning backwards, sucks in the flavoured air from the lit substance and exhales a steady stream of smoke from nostrils like an exhaust, following up with gradual gulps of the mix whilst listening intently to the city's self burdened reporters.

Never a better way to wind down from the days' activities.

**walks into the cold, less noisy street of the city, humming tunelessly. This great city was beginning to awake from the cold night of yesterday.*** shudders and then slips fingers quickly into pocket, reaching for the much needed substance. Slowly, but hungrily, takes-in a long deep breath of the now lit substance causing a sudden feeling of explosion within the lungs
. With head tilted backwards, eyes staring absently at the now brightening sky-- lets out a jet of smoke into the cold surrounding air.

**After awhile, reorders self and walks away, feeling satisfied and in high spirits.

*walks into thread, smoke trailing behind from the lit substance hanging between fingers, draws-in a long, slow, deep breath of the lit substance...lets out the cloud of smoke into the thread

***pauses awhile*** scans uninterestingly through the comments--lets out a euphoric shout!!!***grins and walks out of thread in high spirits.

The only things I see are nice boobies and a melancholic facial expression.

So, what he do

My only advice is-- ladies don't try this in ur matrimonial homes if you don't want to take in every fvcking nine months.

Good morning peeps and welcome to the month of love. Oya kontinu d e-loving

Meanwhile, lemme jus quickly secure this 5 hectares of land for my Mashun

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ABEG OGA MODERATOR NOR BAN ME, NA DREAM I DEY DREAM.

gracile:
Kbs468, logodwhiz, fellow brethren.. join me and thank God o
My record has finally been uploaded

We bless d lord

Jus paxing.....

Maybe as you register finish, Dem go post you sharply.

Just paxing.....

Na Wa O! But no sweat, we taking over

flamingsword1:
please if my phone have a finger print scanner can I do the registration with it?

Well they specified the type of biometrics scanner to be used and mobile phone obviously isn't one. Chillax and patronize a recognized jamb reg centre near you.

No time to waste #teamgunners smokin 'em out. Chambers!!

E don cast which kind joke be this eh koke

DTOBS:
you re welcome!!!
Your first time here?

Nah!

DTOBS:
Bitter truth! Nobody has, only NYSC will tell us when they re ready!

Ok, fenks.

Good morning folks, anyone with a vague idea of camp resumption date for A16?

CROBBOY:
My brother, if you were able to see your name, Matric no., year of graduation, unless you're making a suggestion to NYSC on how to display result, you're good to go.

Ok boss! many thanks

LogoDWhiz:
Nah!


Jamb Reg No is not part of the details you can see now!

Respect Sire! I thank you.

@CROBBOY, amodu and logoDWhiz, I thank you all for your thoughts and suggestions.

Lemme chip this in btw-- I couldn't but observe the jamb reg number was omitted amongst d uploaded details on the senate list. Hope it won't spell trouble during d registration process

Hello guys, pls your urgent reply will be deeply appreciated. My middle name was not completely spelt (a letter omitted) on the uploaded senate list-- will it give me any trouble during registration? Thanks.

Ok

sparko1:
When is A15 POP, they should release us oh! the state i am is about getting terribly hot.

Abeg which state come be dat one again