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Christianity Etc › Re: "Flying Bird Falls & Turns Into A Woman In Port Harcourt" - Lady Claims (Pics) by jaymejate: 2:17pm On Mar 30, 2017
This is a lie! Believe me.
Look at that helpless woman. Died of hunger I guess. And some people will be talking nonsense. Mtchew.

Go and do autopsy on it na
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Wearing Prison Uniform (Photos) by jaymejate: 2:08pm On Mar 30, 2017
This woman ehn...
She's getting the punishment of her incessant talk Talk. She be like primary school girl. How many years remain for her?

E remain that useless prostitute, stripper to get better punishment. What's her name again?
Education › Re: JAMB Reduces UTME Exam Hours by jaymejate: 2:03pm On Mar 30, 2017
oyezsenior:
it's obvious u're good in science. I'll advise you go for Engineering if calculation is your thing. But with that WAEC result, you can. Do any of those courses listed.
Baba, he no get Further Maths
Education › Re: JAMB Reduces UTME Exam Hours by jaymejate: 2:02pm On Mar 30, 2017
Lamzee:
Pls I need help on the Course to choose out of the list courses, I don't have f/maths in my WAEC. UNILAG
Choose chemistry, then you can do Industrial Chemistry if you like! U have upper hand

Use this thread next time
https://www.nairaland.com/3547326/unilag-2017-2018-admission-thread
Crime › Re: Photo Of The 23-Year-Old Man Sentenced To Death For Stealing Android Phone by jaymejate: 12:43am On Mar 30, 2017
Now i accept that this country is doomed
Nigeria is no More!
Education › Re: Application Letter Written By A Female Graduate Of Federal Poly Nekede (Photos) by jaymejate: 12:31am On Mar 30, 2017
tosyne2much:
If you actually believe this piece of hogwash scripted and written by a random blogger just to mock and belittle polytechnic graduates, then you're not in any way better than the accused cos your own case na "gullibility"

Why isn't a letter like this attributed to a student of private university? Why is something like this always attributed to polytechnic students? Does it mean that only polytechnic produce half and ill-baked graduates?

This one is even too fake to be real nah.. Even if someone is grammatically deficient, no be like this e dey be nah cheesy

#Nonsense#
Omo iya mi, wa gbayi. Holla me for one bottle of Origin
Politics › Re: Third Class Graduates Should Not Be Allowed To Hold Important Political Posts by jaymejate: 9:42pm On Mar 28, 2017
I'm having a feeling that Malaye is on NL... You better keep shut, Gs got no chill
Crime › Re: Bloody Gang Clash Erupts In Mushin, Lagos, Many Injured by jaymejate: 5:22pm On Mar 28, 2017
Some guys nor get sense i swear.
People are trying to make money, you're there trying to break bottles
Politics › Re: Ex-nnpc Boss, Yakubu Loses N1bn Suit Against EFCC, AGF by jaymejate: 5:12pm On Mar 28, 2017
If only the so called Nigeria get President, this won't be happening.

No hope again. Even if we Restructure or divide, our corruption will still. Restructure and divide with us
Politics › Re: Photos: Certificate Scandal: Discrepancies Spotted In Melaye’s Claim by jaymejate: 5:07pm On Mar 28, 2017
For sale
Politics › Re: Photos: Certificate Scandal: Discrepancies Spotted In Melaye’s Claim by jaymejate: 5:07pm On Mar 28, 2017
for sale
Politics › Re: Photos: Certificate Scandal: Discrepancies Spotted In Melaye’s Claim by jaymejate: 5:07pm On Mar 28, 2017
Oya let's go to the FP o
Crime › Re: South African Thief Half-Buried For Breaking Into A House (Photos) by jaymejate: 5:05pm On Mar 28, 2017
Jungle justice in the brain of Africans.

The idiot look relaxed
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele's Phobia For Water Revealed At Seychelles Vacation [PICS] by jaymejate: 5:04pm On Mar 28, 2017
xynerise:
How was it revealed?
With the use of Xray machine
Mtchew tongue
Celebrities › Re: Funke Akindele's Phobia For Water Revealed At Seychelles Vacation [PICS] by jaymejate: 5:01pm On Mar 28, 2017
I am a very good swimmer... I swim Like a fish in any type of water. I'm a champion home and away. Not until i got to Elegushi beach... Wen i see the waves of the ocean. I discovered my last phobia.

In short, water pass water grin grin
Politics › Re: Don't Push Northerners Into Engaging In Reprisals - Arewa Group Warns Yorubas Ov by jaymejate: 4:57pm On Mar 28, 2017
NCANChairman:
Is singing your own praise also part of your super powers?

No vex sha, na name I come check.

NCANChairman
Burst my head
grin grin grin grin
Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Fruits: Why Are The Days Gone? By Patrick Dele Cole by jaymejate: 4:53pm On Mar 28, 2017
martineverest:
is cucumber a fruit? Illiterate
Literate... I hail you
Agriculture › Re: Nigerian Fruits: Why Are The Days Gone? By Patrick Dele Cole by jaymejate: 4:47pm On Mar 28, 2017
The only fruit "they" understand is Cucumber
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Sam Zuga Attempts To End Fulani Herdsmen & Tiv Farmer War (Pics) by jaymejate: 4:44pm On Mar 28, 2017
Wolfbrother:
See this compound hypocrite grin grin grin, so you dont judge people abi? grin grin grin see someone that opened thread called "Six Most Annoying Things the so-called "Big Boys" Do." coming here to tell me nonsense , please go and sit down somewhere ... pastor worshiper

https://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/219/086/gtfo.gif
Now i know tongue

Politics › Re: "I Killed 13 People" - 17-Year-Old Boko Haram Suspect (Photo) by jaymejate: 4:35pm On Mar 28, 2017
Restructure or divide before this thing spread to other states like a Virus.

I have a feeling, if this is not stopped in less than 10years, all states will be experiencing exactly the same thing.


#Restructure OR Divide!
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Sam Zuga Attempts To End Fulani Herdsmen & Tiv Farmer War (Pics) by jaymejate: 4:32pm On Mar 28, 2017
Wolfbrother:
Pastor that is relaxing hair, is that one pastor grin grin grin
Someone judging his fellow human being, Is that one human being
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Sam Zuga Attempts To End Fulani Herdsmen & Tiv Farmer War (Pics) by jaymejate: 4:30pm On Mar 28, 2017
Sebi na naija with diff tribes that can never be friends forever.

Goan check their relationship after two weeks.
Please enough of trying to keep a forced marriage to work out


Tho the pastor tried but it won't solve anything in the country
Romance › Re: Nairaland Get Together Party (Easter Version) by jaymejate: 4:27pm On Mar 28, 2017
Please what about
Nairaland Christian Fellowship. sad
Politics › Re: Ayiri Emami At Tinubu's 9th Colloquium. PICS by jaymejate: 4:13pm On Mar 28, 2017
Nigeria's money would be wasted there.
Politics › Re: Don't Push Northerners Into Engaging In Reprisals - Arewa Group Warns Yorubas Ov by jaymejate: 4:12pm On Mar 28, 2017
Odingo1:
[/b]Nobody is holding anybody captive in Nigeria[b],Yoruba is too afraid to be on their own, Yoruba,hausa,Igbos and minorities,none of them is happy in one NIGERIA, is just that Igbos trust on their creativity to survive on their own.
Even your Owolowo said that Nigeria is not a country but a mere joining together of people. All the tribes in Nigeria hate each other and kill each other, is that a country to you.
now you're speaking.

But i must let you know that, Yoruba will stand strong when standing alone.
I want you to also know that, if we divide, you all will still depend on us for most things.
Politics › Re: Don't Push Northerners Into Engaging In Reprisals - Arewa Group Warns Yorubas Ov by jaymejate: 4:02pm On Mar 28, 2017
CarlosTheJackal:
Tell us the battle Yorubas fought against the colonial masters.



Cc pazienza anambradota cheruv atlanticbreeze
Check well, i didn't say that
Politics › Re: Don't Push Northerners Into Engaging In Reprisals - Arewa Group Warns Yorubas Ov by jaymejate: 3:38pm On Mar 28, 2017
Alariwo2:
To be honest. As a Yoruba man, I'm no longer interested in this union called Nigeria.

These Northerners think Nigeria as a conquered territory where they can do and act as they like
If not for Yorubas they fear, these guys can go on killing spree of the Igbos just like Ipob killings and nothing will happen
Bro, verily verily i say unto thee, over 90% of Nigeria is tired of the hypocritical union.

New countries should be formed. That's the only way if there's nothing like restructuring
Politics › Re: Don't Push Northerners Into Engaging In Reprisals - Arewa Group Warns Yorubas Ov by jaymejate:
The Yorubas, fearful of all. Slow to Anger but destructive in battle. The only one that gave the Colonial master grave problem. The master of all.

We don't brag, neither make noise but when we strike, there would be noise and victory is always our companion.

We won't say anything to the Arewas, keep Ranting. Strike first, then Arewas will go into extinction.

Don't forget, we hold every tribe in Nigeria in our custody. Without us you are nothing and if you go against us, you're down

Better to stay your lane than to be slained in another lane.


One Nigeria (sarcasm)
Education › Re: Is 2017 The Worst Jamb Registration Year???... by jaymejate: 3:09pm On Mar 28, 2017
Why it won't be worst ehn...
Dem carry big work give former Unilorin VC. Unilorin of all school ehn.

Una just start ni o.
Jamb will be fast dan ever before. Registration in one month, exam in 2days. Just like Unilorin.
Education › Re: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by jaymejate: 10:47pm On Mar 27, 2017
mployer:
She went out with an unidentified man. Even her roommates no know the man.
Bro check am naa.
Check what?
Weytin and punch newspaper paper carry give you abi
Mtchew
Education › Re: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by jaymejate: 10:46pm On Mar 27, 2017
decatalyst:
undecided

Warn them from today till tomorrow, the ones that wouldn't listen will not. They want money without sweating undecided


As we dey talk, another babe is ridding nozzle grin
grin grin grin
Imagine the gear she go de
Education › Re: Last Instagram Post Of UNILAG Student Who Died After An Outing With Man by jaymejate: 10:44pm On Mar 27, 2017
It's okay o Nairaland!

Small time now we go see "how her mother cried"

But what a great loss and i de always tell them o ehn cry

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