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FrancisTony:
I haven't seen your pic to start with..

All the best..

Hahaha
You too

FrancisTony:
Oh, nice...

I haven't seen you tho!

Ghost mode bro. I like keeping it that way

FrancisTony:
But you are in unilag, right?

Course?!

Yes
Chemistry

FrancisTony:
You are in Geology, 100L?

Nope

9rad:
Observing

Mtchew,
Una never see anything.
I was once a Polytechnic student and now a University student and i can tell you that i don sit for floor before in both schools. This always happen in the first year tho cos at 100L, all departments in a faculty will do the same course.
I will not mention the schools. So it's no news

No one should come and lie that it has not happened in his or her school before at 100L. Except for private schools

And i de here

pirees:
oh thanksi just did the estimates and if I score 200 in this year utme my aggregate score will be 61 I guess geography is my best option?

Okay God will help you. Buh, bros abeg no aim 200 in Jamb o,. Make e nor come as shock if the cut off mark increase drastically like last year own

pirees:
And what will be the jamb score needed to study geography based on thqt o'level

According t o last y e a r c ut off mark

Urban and regional planning 64.63
Psychology 66.50
Geography 58.00

Use the above method for calculating screening score which i posted to calculate whatever you have and know what you will have to score in jamb to reach any of these courses.

N:B Aim higher, we can't say what this year's cut off might be

pirees:
what about geography or urban and regional planning?

Yea, nice observation... It goes!

itzeminent:
Please how to unilag calculate their screening score

Oya bring out calculator make i teach you.

Post utme screening is 50 marks
Jamb is also 50 marks i.e jamb score/8

Altogether is 100
Now,
A1... 10 points
B2... 9 points
B3... 8 points
C4... 7 points
C5... 6 points
C6... 5 points

Divide your jamb score by 8 to get over 50
And calculate your grades using those points in 5 relevant subjects.

Add all together, that's your screening score. Lobatan
Se you understand?

pirees:
O'level result
Eng- c6
Maths-c4
Bio-c6
Chem-c5
Phy-d7
Geo-a1
Econs-b3 what course can this person study in unilag?

Psychology will be the best for you. Cos Psychology requires ENGLISH, MATHEMATICS, BIOLOGY and any two from science, art or social sciences at not more than one sitting.
But your score will be very low, you gotta read hard and get 280+ for jamb o. Baba by the grace of God, you are in

Labodinho, ibadanfinest, francistony and others, i respect you

LeonMacJames:
damn. But what's Unilag cutoff for engineering courses, I've got A in math, then English ,further maths, Physics and chemistry all Bs, unilag is a good choice abi?

Baba pick any engineering course, You don enter

seanwilliam:
bro.. I dey ooo...were u admitted to ur desired course? And btw, how's unilag.....

Yes.
Unilag cool...
I can't say it's bad na

Moderator please kindly move this to the appropriate thread if not here.

I have noticed some habits of the so call "big boys". Most of what they do at times is annoying. I will share just few of them that you can testify to.


1... THEY DRIVE RECKLESSLY

If you ever see a big boy driving in the area you are, kindly run or move aside. They drive like they are shooting fast and furious 8 video.
This may be because they are drunk.
If you see a car speeding without slowing down at the Zebra crossing, check very well, it's them.
Some didn't go to driving school and some do it to show off.

Please i beg you, you only live once. Drive responsibly.

2... THEY MOSTLY TALK ABOUT GIRLS AND SEX

Anytime i am around them, i don't feel comfortable because of the discussions they make. It's always irrelevant and most of the time about girls and sex. Their plans on how to get the next prey and how to enter them.

Advice
Don't forget "shallow minded people talk about girls and sex while real men talk about their future"

3... THEY DON'T ENCOURAGE THOSE THAT ARE WILLING TO READ AND STUDY.

Please if you want to serious with your studies especially if your aiming first class or 2.1, don't take an advise from them because the only thing they will tell you is no hope for graduate. They always say "even first class de carry certificate up and down". Whereas, it's a blatant lie.

Advice
No matter how big you are, you still need education and don't discourage those with aims in their academics.

4... THEY PREFER BUYING YOU ALCOHOLIC DRINK RATHER THAN GIVING YOU MONEY


This one is very common. If you ask any amount of money from them, they'd prefer to use the money to buy alcohol for you. I have experienced this many time

5... THEY ALL WANT TO SING

Once they have little cash on them, the next thing is to enter studio. They'll end up dropping trash music.

6... THEY LOOK AT YOU HOPELESSLY

I hate this most. Once they sight you trekking from their cars, they give you one kind of look that you yourself will want to do money ritual in order to revenge. I will analyse what they do when they see you trekking.
1.. They turn up the music in the car
2.. They adjust their sitting position
3.. They move close to the steering like they wanna hug it and,
4.. They accelerate.


Please, we know you have a good ride and cool cash but you need to have good morals too and use your common sense. All is for your safety and future



TGIF
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seanwilliam:
u were finally admitted? Thank God...i'm seanwilliam..2016 unilag thread...do u remember?

Bro how va na

Unilorin again?

My friend de go that secondary school.

35-year old lady, Eudora Michael, has accused her 59-year-old stepfather, Ziworitin Keke of deliberately cutting off the joystick of her nine-month-old baby during circumcision. The incident happened at Odenwari village in Southern Ijaw Local Government Area of Bayelsa State.

OP, please where you see the picture from?

Mrs Michael, however said she did not report the rape of her 13- year old daughter to the Police. She said the church where her father served as a minister punished him with a two-year suspension.

Ma'am, you are so foolish that your Pastor is punishing a criminal for you. Is the job of a pastor a Punisher?
WTF! Religion has blinded you to the extent of letting devil called your step father destroy your life and your children's.

Now, he striked again and chop off your son's dick. That's illiteracy. why would it be your step father to circumcise your baby, why not take him to the hospital?
You should have reported to the pastor again, shioo

maclatunji:
In a country with limited aerial defence capacity, it is a wise move.

My bros

Sorry, it is after Buhari took helicopter from Kaduna to Abuja or Before? He for don take train na

With these useless policies, you should have know that someone has entered the country

Trash!

Church camera men are wonderful people and special people. They can do some things sometimes that will amaze you.
These are the common things you see them do with camera


1... They're sleep detectors

This is what you all know about, they help the ushers to sight a sleeping member even from afar.
It happened in a church i went to sometimes ago. The pastor was preaching and i realised no one is looking at the preacher, they were all looking at the screen. I looked up too and guess what, i saw a man sleeping and snoring.

2... Their attention can easily be drawn.

If you want to be shown on the screen for the whole church to see, during worship, just kneel down raise your hands and start speaking in tongues or dance like David during praise, they will surely locate you.
I discovered this and i used it during MFM manna water program. I knew the program would be broadcasted for all MFM branch to watch live and my Dad do watch the program too. After the service, i got a phone call from him and he said he saw me that he is happy i am walking is the path of Christ. I quickly use that opportunity to lie that we are to pay for something in school, he sent the money immediately, God forgive me. Thanks to the camera men. You can try it to see if it's true

3... They are spirit detectors.

Whenever heavy prayer is going on in church and i hear a shout of someone "catching spirit", that is someone falling down under anointing, i don't bother to look around, i just look straight to the screen, they're always there.

4... They expose the those that are not serious during church Service.

Something happened in a church i was invited to, the camera man caught a boy playing game on the phone, he then focused on his face and later focus on the phone, we all saw the game, FIFA 16. Later i just heard a sound like paaa, na the mother of the boy go slap the boy. Anytime i notice them coming, I will quickly adjust

5... They don't obey the pastor.

Anytime the pastor say "close your eyes or else you will be possessed". Even the demons passing by will close their eyes, only the camera man nor go close eyes, they just have to focus on the camera.

6... They NEVER fall under anointing (catch spirit) even if all the church do.

I asked one of them why they don't fall under anointing and he said cameras are expensive, if they fall and camera breaks, they'd better not rise up again. I'm sure that's not the reason why they don't fall.

Add yours...

If you want to join this good people, just join the media team of your church. The benefit is they'll teach you how to handle the camera for free and from there, you can become a professional.

Happy Sunday to you all
Lalasticlala, Mynd44 OAM4J

Burst my head

These girls sleeping in their boyfriends place thereby causing commotion for family and friends shaa