₦airaland Forum

eipreel:
Old moniker's passed away behold all things(including nl posts and "Jays" are become new

SocialRecluse:
I actually laughed at loud when I saw this

cc150615:
nairalanders.... I've met a lotta wonderful ones... but still waiting to meet Lero15....

adedee14:
Abeg whoever has got the KPMG past questions should kindly send to me... thannidolapo@yahoo.com

Slonge2:
i meet my new weed supplier on nairaland, the guy supplies topnotch weed.








saliesei bless nairaland.

Clerverly:
So We Should All Run Away, Because One Useless Never-Do Well Drunkard of an ex President Is Returning Home?

Anyway, Ask Me To Stop Eating When He Returns All The Billions Of Dollars, He and His Shepopotamus Of A Wife Stole From Our Common Patrimony!

horexy:
Lol.
Whose name?
Urs?

...............and Jayrager..............
...................................................

It's included now

sadewodu:
Been expectin harps response but notin so far!!! Am starting to think mayb they won't send anytin 2day!!! Wat if harp doesn't reply 2day!!! Wat do we do!!! Go and wait @ ikeja bus-stop incase mail enta? 4 dose of us stayin far from ikeja!!!! I tire ooo

eipreel:

patston:
So, Male is to Bro as Female is to DEAR? Even me go fail that kind analogy

horexy:
Hmmmn, bro....i sooooooo dey my lane.
Like d proverbial sower sowing his seeds, as regards HARPS, i happen to be one of d seeds growing perfectly fine until d weed of verbal reasoning choked me up. Lol.
Didn't receive any text msg...it's so obvious my average wasn't up to their desired cut-off.
To those who av been selected...i wish u speed and accuracy tomorrow, and above all, God's divine backing...
For those claiming they can't make it to Lag, jez try ur possible best, so dt later u won't av any form of regret.
For those who weren't picked...it can only get better...don't lose hope or be depressed...greater things in store for us...Chevron/ Total/ Exxon Mobil things
To d few friends I av made here: Pinkylilly, adNEXT, Bottlepop, Jeromejnr e.t.c...it was fun 'hanging out' wit u guys.
May God bless us all!
Love, horexy

chengy99:
I mistakenly and stupidly posted d link to my second test here , I don't know wat happened, I was jst nt thinking, shit happens, someone accessed my link and got me 0% in numeric and 31% in verbal, I don't know you, u knw thyself, u myt be feeling fly now, u got some high scores n ur happy n all but what goes around comes around, I don't know what to say to u maybe it shall be well with u or u will be a never do well, I dunno, jst enjoy

eipreel:
yaay!Jayrager oya let's apply again

eipreel:
fate

aegis86:
Expect messages/phone calls by Thur/fri for the successful candidates only..Successful candidates who receive the calls/email/text this weekend should be 80% sure they're getting in for the training program..Be aware that the training will start towards the end of the month of July...The cut off has been known but am sorry guys I cannot reveal cuz I do not want to generate unnecessary emotions from any individual.Be rest assured that some of you have been selected...Cheers!

EngrBogon:
@Cucasian
Cut that crab. We Nigerians are no longer blind, we can no longer be deceived anymore, u ar either a dragnet agent or one of the outsourcing firm. You people should stop exploiting us. It is because of you people that companies stop giving invitees transport fair after test, they use to do that,but since u ppl came colonize everything, leaving graduates to suffer, all u will tell us is that there will no refund of tfair,because u have collected.
Sitting in the confines of our homes and write job test is the best nd nobody should dispute that fact. We are no longer in the past century that people suffer too much, posting of letter and it will reach the person in one month.
Nigerians, ignore this guy, he is talking on his selfish point of view pretending to speak the mind of the people.
Nigeria companies pls stop giving your test to all these people, I believe you people can do it, if you can't pls learn from HARPS and AIRTEL and the rest of the companies who have realized dis truth and decided to upgrade and help the people by reducing their suffering. No more traveling for test, that era has gone, Nigerians wise up,companies wise up. Long live Nigerians, long live Nigeria.
May God see us through in our selfless struggle. Amen

elnino2015:
You are saying all these because the process favoured you ,don't get so excited you'll be called by HARPS to defend your high scores soon.
Supervised Aptitude Test remains the best way to assess graduates, not some online test that displays answers on submission.

UnknownT:
He should use his salary to build it. The news says "FG is building". What becomes of it after his tenure ends? Will the government now sell it to him or just "dash" it to him. At least Mark built his with his money(whether stolen or genuine, is a topic for another day)

lokito:
Give it to Abia State. For Aba you go see pothole wey deep pass river nile.

kingdaxn:
If you cut all the corners, you cannot score 1OO in that verbal. I won't believe everyone that says his or her score is 1OO.

eipreel:
quite painful sha

eloquent:
I h successful candidates will receive invitation mails this week. Let's keep our hopes high, expecting the best whilst preparing for the worst. I'm amazed some fellas took it personal that I scored 100% in Verbal. Brethren, high scores don't mean you get the job. Grace & Favour will take you places beyond your wildest dreams. HARPS or not, we all will be highly favoured. Happy Sunday Friends!

Mintayo:
That's not true !

mYphhiRes:
Please did anyone get something like this :

Dear ************

Thank for your speculative application.

Your data will remain in our system for a period of twelve months. If we are interested in your profile, we will contact you.

Please note that priority is given to applications sent for specific vacancies. Therefore, we recommend that you apply directly to specific vacancies that interest you.

You can also create a Job Alert to be informed as soon as a new vacancy that meets your requirements, is published.

Thank you for your interest in Total.

Best regards,
Recruitment Department
TOTAL

IgborChioma:
pls did nobody see this

BottlePop:

*sigh*
Job search frustration is slowly beginning to have a toll on me.
Its sucking me in.... my strength is waning, i can feel myself letting go.

kaysunnex:
I did mine june 18 around past 7am. What was your score?

nel4k:
Got 72% but no invite test.

mercythrone:
Got a mail from total this morning, stating my application is under review and I will receive response in the next 105 days. Who else got this?
God favour us all

Goodkidd:
I think Buhari may need to look into this harps issue and the cut off.

greggng:
If you ve done this test and score 90 and above and u live at gowon estate kindly watsapp me or text me ur number and I will call u 08062593234 . Pls is very urgent I cannot afford to fail in these era of change. Infact I will give u my beautiful sister to marry as a thank u offer