₦airaland Forum

hinograce:
i like ur detective skills however u left out the guy serving....

The guy serving is not among the options. That's why he is not numbered.

Hmmm this one wey children dey start slaying from womb. Na wa o. How future go come be na?

bencrane:
got the list online..............

intercontinental not included

Then the site should be updated asap.

Why she no pump her bele too na? Joblessness!

Wow, nice one. At least that will go a long way to help the poor widows; times are hard.

Lol... It is only in Africa that someone will reject or refuse to answer his own name and prefer to answer something else. #tradition

innop221:
In a matter of years she will be showing twerking skills

Years ke? Months. That's if she no dey even twerk already because those steps I'm seeing there ehn, na only say we no hear the kind of music she was dancing to...

Eyaaaahhh! Poor pensioners. Funny enough, for most of them, the same pension was their motivation for joining public service. You'd hear things like "enter civil service so that you can collect pension". Like seriously?!

Safety first. No one can tell when it will happen. Always use your seat belt.
But can our road safety authority stop by law and enforcement commercial vehicle drivers from carrying two passengers at the front seat? They can't and don't strap two people with the same belt na.

Husband wey him dey beat, is that one a man?

senseless talk.

speezyWears:
Nope its not.

A shallow foundation is a type of foundation which transfers building loads to the earth very near to the surface, rather than to a subsurface layer or a range of depths as does a deep foundation. Shallow foundations include spread footing foundations, mat-slab foundations, slab-on-grade foundations, pad foundations, rubble trench foundations and earthbag foundations.

Bro, shallow foundation is an error where the soil is not capable of holding the load of the building. I'm sure this particular case will not be far from this, hence the collapse.

snazzy5050:
Bro keep qwayet if you have no ideal of wat you're qouting

I think I found myself in a wrong zone. Sorry o.
Someone cannot play with you! Is that how you use to do?

speezyWears:
Nope, not at all.

Funny fellow. So shallow foundation is not error?

The most important part of this story is the last sentence.

That thing can so affect eyes!

Proud 54 years old mum indeed...

One of the few that have not given their lives to social networking, makeup/selfies, romance/telemundo and the likes. This one sure knows that there is a difference between internet and Facebook.

Folorunsho sabi dace sha.

The ear wax has this smell that attracts them.

With that kind of hairstyle... (Where is that "Na so" meme?)

We should have links to some of his works(websites) na. At least it's not a crime to visit any company's website.

When children make money that is bigger than their psychological capacity.

Ben Bruce comansee oooo!

For me o, I always try to avoid all of the above by delivering the best. What I do first is to study my clients and understand what they would like/expect and try to work on my service delivery towards that direction.
That's not to say I've not had one or two noices from some overbearing customers especially those who are in my age bracket. Those guys get wahala! No be say them get better money to pay for your services o, but they want the job to cost you arms and legs before they can feel satisfied.
Meanwhile, my signature.

shervydman:
tax is derived from GDP? how?...........I thought tax is derived from personal or corporate income and indirect tax is levied on goods and services?


i'll like u to explain more on how its gotten from GDP.

Brother, tax is a component of GDP. Before you are taxed, you must have been involved in some economic activities and earned income; isn't it? Now that income that you earned is it not part of GDP? Then government taxes you and that your tax now forms part of government spending which is an integral part of GDP. A mere look at the later part of your question will tell you more about what I'm explaining here. Those personal, corporate income and the goods and services you are talking about, are they not components of GDP?
Don't forget what you were taught in your o'level economics that GDP = C + G + I + NX; where C is all private consumption, or consumer spending in the country, G is the sum of government spending, I is the sum of all the country's investment, including businesses capital expenditures and NX is the country's total net exports, which is total exports minus total imports.
I'm sure from that equation you can identify where direct and indirect taxes you talked about fall into.

Bede2u:
money can also be generated thru taxes. No? Taxes however dont form part of GDP

shervydman:
yes.....money can be generated through taxes. but u need to understand that taxes and GDP are two parallel terms, they can never be the same.

taxes are meant for financing government expenditure like building of roads and basic amenities.

GDP on the other hand is the contribution of each sector/industries to the economy.

taxes does not contribute to the economy but contributes to the government budget or expenditure.

I think this is where you both are getting it wrong. Taxes don't fly in from heaven, they are derived from GDP. It is one of the means through which government gets income(revenue) from GDP (which is the sum total output of every economic entity) to finance its programmes and policies for the benefit of everybody that contributed to the GDP.
That's why GDP and tax always change in the same direction.
In this particular Nigerian case, government is invariably targeting increasing non oil revenue and tax will form a chunk of that. So they have to increase non oil income (output) first.

We all know their real target; customers money. That bank can charge for Africa. The one wet dey pain me pass an account maintenance charge. Maintain what?!

I think Sammie Okposo and Glo have had something before. Is he really a gospel musician or a gospel entertainer? I dunno!

shervydman:
aw can u explain the 2nd emboldened statement in relation to the first?

Leave the guy; you were correct. He failed to understand that money is a measure of value.

eakenbor:
Do they even know the meaning of 104 trn naira? Or are they talking of Zimbabwean dollars?

Is Nigerian economy not big enough to achieve that? A country of over 170m people? In case you don't know, they are talking about GDP here o. That includes the value of the goods and services you, me and foreigners produce in this country o.

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