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Politics / Re: Job Scam: Police Rescue 50 Stranded Foreigners In Lagos Building by jazzman7711: 11:04pm On Apr 16
omoredia:


U are wrong and that's why it turned out to be a scam.

SHUT UP.

If they told them the job was in Somalia or Burundi or Uganda, would they have agreed to travel there?

Ewu.
Politics / Re: Dangote Crashes Diesel Price To ₦‎1,000 Per Litre by jazzman7711: 10:58pm On Apr 16
tollyboy5:
Obidient has a different thing to say.
No wonder some people call them bitter Obi

BITTER OBI

LOL

First time I'm hearing that one!

FITS THEM LIKE A GLOVE. grin

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Politics / Re: It Is Time We Nigerians Stop Celebrating Mediocrity by jazzman7711: 10:28pm On Apr 16
Afonja2000:
India, the world's largest democracy, starts its elections. Narendra Modi has the highest approval rating of any world leader, so he is guaranteed reelection. For that reason, I went looking for the ruling party's manifesto. The Bharatiya Janata Party started off this document of promises by rolling out its achievements. Here are a few:

- From fragile 5 to being one of the top 5 economies
- Constructing 28 km of national highways every day
- Constructing 14.5 km of railway lines every day
- Expanded metro services to 20+ cities
- Achieved 100% electrification
- Achieved the fastest 5G rollout in the world with the most affordable data prices
- Became the first country in the world to land successfully near the South Pole of the moon
- Increased paid maternity leave from 12 to 26 weeks


- Enabled the creation of the world’s third-largest startup ecosystem
- Zero major terror attacks in any city since 2014

These are the kind of stuff you call achievements, not APC telling us about TraderMoni and school feeding programmes...
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Ridiculous comparison.

India's population is higher than ALL AFRICA.

India has 1.4 billion people.

Africa has 1.2 billion people.

You should compare INDIA with AFRICA, not with Nigeria.

When you compare India with Africa, those indices are a LOT closer.

This is ridiculous.

India's annual budget is AT LEAST 400 BILLION DOLLARS!!!

Nigeria's is roughly 40 billion dollars.

What is the point of your education when simple common sense eludes you?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Jews Now Admitting They Lost by jazzman7711: 8:07pm On Apr 16
The best thing for Israel now is to just leave Iran alone and continue with their lives.

Iran is ready for full blown war with Israel.

Is Netanyahu really prepared to see Israeli cities getting bombed, with thousands of dead Israelis, just to prove a point?

Really?

Because what Iran did last week was just to test their smallest weapons, the type they dash Hamas and co.

If Iran is provoked further I fear for Israel.

America has already warned them, “count us out of any retaliation”.

And Russia has a defence pact with Iran.

Israelis had better get rid of Netanyahu or he will lead them to their Armageddon.

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Family / Re: Married Couple In A Big House And Wife Screwing The Maiguard by jazzman7711: 7:56pm On Apr 16
MrProlific95:
An abomination under the Earth. Sorry for Any riichman without CCTv he can watch on his phone

CCTV to watch your wife?

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Family / Married Couple In A Big House And Wife Screwing The Maiguard by jazzman7711: 6:41pm On Apr 16
Does this really happen?

I keep hearing of stuff like this.

A whole big man will wake up in the morning, prepare and eat breakfast prepared by his wife, and she hugs and kisses him, wishing him a good day at the office.

And then he’s off to work in his chauffeur-driven posh car.

The gateman (aboki) opens the gate to let his car out, shuts the gate, then enters the house to fck his wife.

How common is this?
Romance / Re: Real Reason Women Cheat In Marriage – Blessing CEO by jazzman7711: 6:33pm On Apr 16
Mivici:
grin person weh go cheat go cheat
A woman can still provide for the family and not cheat on you... Especially when her husband looks responsible.
Some women still cheat on their husband that provides for them grin
Cheating comes in different ways I think.

Exactly. A ho is a ho is a ho.

If you like, give her your entire monthly earnings.

Her wanting to FCK another man has nothing to do with whether you give her money or not.

All she will do is simply be more discreet, so that you, her cash cow, doesn’t discover or suspect.
Religion / Re: Atheist Says Spirit Is Nothing Because It Is Non Physical & Invisible by jazzman7711: 6:05pm On Apr 16
OP is correct.

Scientists have said that as physical humans, we can only observe 0.005% of matter in the universe.

The other 99.995% comprises what is called Dark Matter.

We are only able to observe that TINY bit of matter that reflects light, ie 0.005%.

Everything else we are blind to, and it is within the realm of ‘Dark Matter’ that the REAL WORLD is, with trillions upon trillions of beings of all kinds.

That’s where heaven, the afterlife, God, and all the people we consider to be ‘dead’, reside, living the REAL life.

When we finish our time here, we return to the REAL WORLD, from where we came, and we will remember it all again, with this Earth experience seeming like nothing but a short dream.
Religion / Re: I Asked ChatGPT (AI) If African Religion Will Rise Again In Future. And It Said: by jazzman7711: 5:39pm On Apr 16
JASONjnr:


Did you sit in your shrine to write this bulky nonsense from your head or your silly wooden gods guided you through? Because you don't strike like a sensible person.

I didn't read the last lengthy scrab!

DID YOU SIT ON TOP OF A WHITE DICK TO TYPE THIS TRASH?

SHOUT “YES”!

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO BUT GET STUFFED IN YOUR BUTTHOLE BY ROMANS?

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Religion / Re: I Asked ChatGPT (AI) If African Religion Will Rise Again In Future. And It Said: by jazzman7711: 5:36pm On Apr 16
Veecruz:


Is this post in ifa language or british brainwashed english?

STOP LOOKING FOR EXCUSES TO BE A SLAVE.

INDIANS SPEAK ENGLISH, BUT STILL PROUDLY OBSERVE THEIR TRADITIONAL RELIGION.

DIASPORA BLACKS IN BRAZIL, CUBA, ET AL, SPEAK OTHER LANGUAGES BUT STILL PROUDLY OBSERVE IFA AND OTHER TRADITIONAL AFRICAN RELIGIONS.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sleepy Don: Americans Mock Donald Trump For Sleeping In Court Two Days In A Row by jazzman7711: 5:21pm On Apr 16
Macdeey:
It's normal grin grin grin

THIS IS ABOUT TRUMP.

ANIMAL.

SLAVE cannot bear to his white master being mocked, so he goes digging for a black person to juxtapose him with.
Politics / Re: Obidients, If Peter Obi Is No Longer Here, What Will You Do? by jazzman7711: 4:53pm On Apr 16
richie240:

I know so.
The average igboman is tribalism to the core.
They had rather vote an imbécilic kinsman than vote a trump+putin+netanyahu combined.

The same ppl who berated obi for his 8-year abysmal performance as governor of anambala state are d same ppl seeing him as d next best thing after slice bread.

Go thru this thread:

https://www.nairaland.com/870945/what-exactly-peter-obi-doing

MY GOODNESS, THIS WAS POWERFUL.

Thanks for posting.

The video below of that Obidient that had to be BUNDLED OUT OF A PLANE for trying to disrupt a flight after Obi lost is also instructive:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKp2u6EqBog?si=iDlV1YI99cziKsGv
Politics / Re: Obidients, If Peter Obi Is No Longer Here, What Will You Do? by jazzman7711: 4:37pm On Apr 16
richie240:


They will simply shift support to the next 'poster boy'.
If it's Soludo, the same uncouth obidients will transform themselves to 'the solutions'. If it's kalu the obidients will rechristen themselves as 'the kalculators'.
cool

You really think so?

I don’t think they have it in them to actually shift support to another candidate. Their obsession with Obi seems too heavy to shift to anyone else.

They remind me of Trump supporters in the US.

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Politics / Re: Obidients, If Peter Obi Is No Longer Here, What Will You Do? by jazzman7711: 4:15pm On Apr 16
I knew it.

They can’t answer.

Without Obi, these guys will EXIT the political scene and return to IPOB AGITATION and SIT AT HOME.

THAT’S WHY WE CALL YOU ‘EMERGENCY NIGERIANS’.

It explains why ANY GOOD NEWS about Nigeria which doesn’t involve Obi, you trash and hate.

You are not REAL Nigerians.

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Politics / Re: Obidients, If Peter Obi Is No Longer Here, What Will You Do? by jazzman7711: 4:10pm On Apr 16
jmoore:

Hypocrites don't want to talk about history!!

You created a useless thread and you are running like a headless chicken trying to defend yourself.
You go babablu tire!

STOP DODGING THE QUESTION.

THE QUESTION WAS ABOUT THE FUTURE, NOT THE PAST.
Politics / Re: Obidients, If Peter Obi Is No Longer Here, What Will You Do? by jazzman7711: 4:06pm On Apr 16
jmoore:

When they supported Obasanjo, Yar Adua, Goodluck and Atiku, they were not IPOB?

May the madness hitting tinubulation supporters never end. So they can continue to create nonsense topics like this.

Stop going back in history.

After all Trump supporters in America once supported moderate candidates like Mitt Romney and Bush, but today, they have formed a CULT around Trump, and are even threatening civil war if he loses the next election there in November.

So forget history.

We are talking TODAY.

From here on out!

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Politics / Re: Obidients, If Peter Obi Is No Longer Here, What Will You Do? by jazzman7711: 3:57pm On Apr 16
jmoore:

Aisha Yesufu is an IPOB member?

Truly speaking, Tinubulation supporters have used meth to destroy their own brains.

I mean the OVERWHELMING MAJORITY.

Of course there will always be exceptions.

Talk about YOU.

Could YOU, as a hardcore Obidient, EVER support a Hausa or Yoruba presidential candidate?

Leave Aisha Yesufu.

YOU

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Politics / Obidients, If Peter Obi Is No Longer Here, What Will You Do? by jazzman7711: 3:53pm On Apr 16
Will you still be Nigerians or will you return to IPOB where you were before?

Because I can’t imagine you as Nigerians, taking part in the electoral process without the presence of Peter Obi.

I think you are just Emergency Nigerians because of Peter Obi.

Am I wrong?

And if you respond with insults instead of a proper response, it would mean I am right.

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Politics / Re: FG Must Do More To Counter The Obidients' Propaganda - Reno Omokri by jazzman7711: 3:46pm On Apr 16
SoNature:
APC used lies, deceits and propaganda to knock Jonathan out of office thinking that leadership is easy. Now, they have realized that leadership is hard and are gaslighting people.

Reno and his flange of baboons will be resisted if they try to gag ordinary Nigerians who are trying to express themselves. You cannot beat a child and expect him not to cry.

They can hire and pay more riffraffs to defend an obviously incompetent government but don't try to silence the people.

Are you PDP?

You are LP.

What has Jonathan got to do with you?

Jonathan is your latest excuse for why you are traitors who hate Nigeria?

RENO SHOULD JUST SAY THE FULL TRUTH, WHICH IS THAT YOU OBIDIENTS ARE NOT NIGERIANS.

YOU ARE IPOB TERRORISTS AND SECESSIONISTS WHO BECAME EMERGENCY NIGERIANS WHEN YOU SAW PETER OBI HAD A SHOT AT THE PRESIDENCY.

IN FACT IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO PETER OBI TODAY, YOU WILL LEAVE THE POLITICAL SCENE AND RETURN TO IPOB.

YOU ARE NOT NIGERIANS.

THAT IS WHY YOU BEHAVE THE WAY YOU BEHAVE.

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Food / Re: Nigerian Housewife’s 1980s Grocery List Goes Viral by jazzman7711: 12:42am On Apr 16
Kaido:

Please, look for 1980s newspapers and read.
Meet old and learned people to tell you how life was then.
People lived more happier and even eat healthier meal.

There was a time Nigeria was way better. The naira rate was strangest in the 80s. Our fathers, mothers, Uncles and Aunts rocked life in the 1980s, bro. I dey envy them sometimes.

Anywhere you go in the world, the old folks will tell you the same thing. That things were 'much better' in their time.

It's just nostalgia, and human nature. It's an illusion.

Most young Nigerians today if sent back to the 1980s, could not cope.

Back then I remember meat was so expensive.

We only had one or two small pieces of meat per plate, and we were middle class o!

So I don't know how the poor coped.

Today, guys buy plates of food with ''assorted meat''. Or 2 big chunks of meat/pomo etc that would cover the whole plate!

Nothing like that in those days bro. Na one or two small meat, unless you be rich man.

Even rice was a special thing you ate only on Sunday.

Abeg forget mehn... cool
Food / Re: Nigerian Housewife’s 1980s Grocery List Goes Viral by jazzman7711: 12:28am On Apr 16
Cantonese:



Stop being economical with the truth please. That list must have been made at about 1988. Earlier than then in about 1980, the prices would have been cheaper. For your information, as of 1983, a 12.5 kg of gas was at 2.50 kobo.

The minimum wage as of those periods when that list was made revolved between 125 naira and 300 naira, depending on the year referred in that decade. There are payslips to show.

Even at that, life was much better. There was dignity. There was honor. There was integrity. There was peace and satisfaction.

Abeg make we hear something!

''There was this there was that!''

There was NOTHING!

Fela was singing all those stuff because he was imagining them in his head, abi?

Look at Lagos today - BRT, air conditioned trains, Uber, even market women with Iphone.

How many people had telephones (landline) back then?

Only the creme de la creme of society!

So if you wanted to see a business partner on the Island, you will ENTER MOLUE with heavy go-slow of 3 hrs before you reach Island, and when you reach your guy's office, they will tell you he has travelled! grin

Back to Molue for return journey to mainland. Whole day wasted.

Does that happen today? NO.

You will call to confirm. Simple thing.

And before you credit 'technology', remember that in developed countries, EVERYBODY had a landline telephone back then.

But in Nigeria, only the very rich had it.

So no communication, except you move around by DANFO or MOLUE.

If you find sitting space, you're a lucky man (49 sitting 99 standing, apologies Fela)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y--5IlljO78&ab_channel=Hogan523
Sports / Re: Bayer Leverkusen Players Dance To Flavour’s Hit Song After Winning Bundesliga by jazzman7711: 11:32pm On Apr 15
techub:
But for our leaders, Nigeria would have been a trail blazer, a country worthy of emulation

''Leaders, leaders, leaders''. Abeg make we hear something ojare!

If not for ''our leaders'' do you think anybody would be playing Afrobeats today?

I remember how it all started.

Around year 2000, OBJ mandated radio stations nationwide to play 80% Nigerian made music.


This was back when ALL the youths played R&B and Hiphop from US and UK.

Nigerians were abusing him, calling him a dictator, and saying ''what if other countries ban Nigerian music?'' (as if anybody was playing any gaddem Nigerian music back then abroad, apart from a little bit of Fela and Sunny Ade)

That was what forced radio stations and music labels like Kennys Music to start desperately sourcing new Nigerian acts to promote.

Then we started having guys like Remedies, Plantation Boyz etc, on to TuFace, Bracket, and co..

That was how the whole thing BLEW UP to the stage we are today, with international world class stars everywhere from Wizzy to Davido, Flavour, Rema, Burna, Asake, Tiwa, Tekno, Tems, Mr Eazi, and others!

Abeg go siddon!

''Our leaders'' indeed.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: If Iranian Strikes Were A Flop Why Is Israel Now Declaring War On Iran ? by jazzman7711: 8:28pm On Apr 15
Ibechris2:
Don't mind some idiots who think Israel is untouchable.

Iran is one country America wouldn't want to use force on because of their stockpile of uranium bombs.

I pity Israel...because u can't be fighting hamas both in Lebanon and the ones in Gaza and still be fighting the almighty Ayatollah iran.

It is going to be terrible.




ARE YOU MINDING THESE SMALL CHILDREN?

They don’t know anything.

ISRAEL will be annihilated if they look for Iran’s trouble.

And guess what?

It won’t be Iran that will destroy them.

It will be RUSSIA.

RUSSIA will nuke Israel.

Watch and see.

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Religion / Re: I Asked ChatGPT (AI) If African Religion Will Rise Again In Future. And It Said: by jazzman7711: 7:34pm On Apr 15
JASONjnr:


Lol....


Idol worshipper....

Native doctor weh go secondary school wan enforce JuJu on everyone....

You idiotic fool of a bastard!

Now, fold back to your shrine and summon your foolish gods to play with!

With each word you type, you just display how mentally colonised by British thieves you are.

Imagine being mentally colonised by a thief!

The thief came and stole not just your land and resources, but your mind as well.

What a sad caricature of a person you are.

By the way, what the British brainwashed you to call ‘idol worshipping’ is the exact same thing the JAPANESE practice today, and it’s called SHINTOISM.

Does your British-seized brain know there are over 100,000 shrines in Japan today, many built and maintained by the government, and dedicated to various deities?

You that have been brainwashed to worship a non-existent white Swedish fool as your “lord and saviour”, are you better off than the Japanese?

Your phantom white Swedish blonde fool that supposedly flew up into heaven from a dinner table?

Your fairytale magician white babalawo clown who allegedly walked atop an ocean without sinking?

Why didn’t your fairytale, non-existent white magician fool who you were brainwashed to call the “son of God” end world hunger or poverty or wars, inequality and injustice?

Was it easier for him to just change water to BOOZE at his boyfriend’s gay party?

British Bamboozled DUNCE who actually thinks he is smart.

When you are ready to learn the truth about why YOU are here, and your life mission, go for an IFA DIVINATION, and you will be told.

In the meantime, keep insulting your forefathers over fake rubbish brought to you by KILLERS and THIEVES.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 6:58pm On Apr 15
Dafresh:

If to say you de near me I for give you a slap that will sound like trailer horn. Tell us one thing that is improving under Tinubu one thing not two but one?

Currency.

I can also slap you back, so don’t even go there.

wink
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 6:46pm On Apr 15
nedu666:


Every time hold your state governor accountable. Delusional beings. How do you hold someone who the house of assembly cannot checkmate. Can you go to any ministry and request for copies of their financial statements. Can you protest in front of govt House without police using you to count scores. Governor that have thugs, police, dss, army at his disposal to deal with you. Governor that can summon editor's to change a narrative with Millions of currency
Governor that state Judiciary, state assembly,
local government dey inside his pocket. You think na America you dey.


but then again you can teach us how you hold your state governor accountable.

But your state governor cannot be a tyrant without the support of his people.

Is he there by himself?

He is surrounded by his people and his kinsmen, so how is it Tinubu’s fault if he’s abusing his power?

What do you expect Tinubu to do?

He himself has limited powers.

You elected your state governor. So if you elect a thief or a lazy man, whose fault is that?

You simply have to wait and vote better next time.

All that stuff about thugs and police and army etc, it’s the same everywhere else.

In America you can’t just storm a governor’s mansion in your thousands either.

Law enforcement officers will barricade the road and warn you not to come within hundred metres of the mansion, or they’ll handle you.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 6:27pm On Apr 15
SeeWahala:


Mschew just as I predicted undecided

You just cant bear the excessive SHAME cry

Its understandable, especially when you're up against igbos wink

Don't sweat it much kiss

I attended a Federal Govt College, and my friends in boarding school came from all parts of Nigeria.

I have a very different mentality from you.

You attended an IGBOTIC village school where EVERYONE was Igbo like you.

That’s why you think everyone should identify by their “tribe” before anything else.

So we are very different in our outlook.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 6:10pm On Apr 15
SeeWahala:


So why not just say where you're from here? undecided

Oh okay, sorry . . . I forgot you're ashamed to disclose that information 😔

I’m a proud NIGERIAN.

That’s ALL that counts.

NOTHING ELSE.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 6:03pm On Apr 15
BeardedMeat:
Same tribalism that made attack Jonathan while leaving out your state governor who continued to fund thinubus nest with state allocation.

You don’t know where I am from, or my state.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 5:58pm On Apr 15
nedu666:


We heard the same thing under buhari. After 8 years we know better. After tinubu 8 years we shall revisit this your Japan of Africa claim. But mind you a country that wants to be Japan will invest more on power and security instead of renovation of govt officials building.

These days, it’s not about “a country that wants”.

It’s about STATES doing the right thing as well. You can’t leave everything to the federal government.

You need to hold your STATE GOVTS accountable.

The FG has less money than the states combined.

Tribalism makes you attack the federal government, while your state leaders freely embezzle your funds.

Get your heads right.

If Abia state can generate its power, what stops every other state from doing the same?

If Oyo state can have Amotekun, why can’t Plateau state?

Every time “this country, this country”.

It’s about your STATE, first and foremost, not “this country”.

If you can’t sort out your STATE, how can you sort out “this country”?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 5:52pm On Apr 15
100millionGoal:

Then stop replying me.
Criminal

Nobody wants you around here.

You are a pest.

Why pester us with your unwanted presence?

IPOB outcast.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is IMPROVING Under The Tinubu Administration by jazzman7711: 5:50pm On Apr 15
Ibechris2:

U don't what u are saying.

Keep quiet.

There has never been time when people became poor, i mean rapidly poor than this time in our entire history.

Lots of guys can't afford to live normal any longer,too bad.

Is there a broom we can use to sweep out these outcasts?

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