₦airaland Forum

Sagytarius°:
Why use satellite to collect date when Calenders full for market?
Even my nokia touch knows the time and date even without mtn network.
Make I hear word o jare.
Satelite ko. Dish ni.

PS. I nor read that long article sha. So nor crucify me.

Please sir,
the satellite collects DATA not DATE. When you grow up, you'll come to appreciate why we need a satellite. It's a little higher than your level to comprehend.

--REDBOOK READER GYLEAN
TRABUCCHI, MARRIED TO ZENO FOR 46
YEARS

...and so what? Does it mean that what worked for him MUST work for others? I beg to disagree. People are different! We are unique creations.

So many rules- it's always do this, don't do that. Ah ah, for me, just be URSELF. I love NATURAL THINGS. Ok what if later he finds out you were faking. LET HIM LIKE OR HATE YOU THE WAY YOU ARE! Once again Be YOURSELF!!!

waiting

awesome, amazing!

Does it work on Nokia 701? Symbian Belle!

Oh my God. Have mercy on us!

centje: You know hospital is all about patient's care. Every other thing is secondary. Among the health professionals only doctors pass through all the health departments in the course of training

na lie!

In those days 190 will always comment "And yet another virgin thread"

Have you noticed a popular trend in Nairaland:
Initially, people were asking "How do you find love, Ladies what qualities do you like in guys. What is so special about virgins" etc.( @190, am I lying?)
Next, it was "I don't know how to approach her, etc"
Then it was "How do I deflower her"
Later, "How do I make her love me forever"
Almost immediately, threads like, "How do you reignite passion in a dying love" started surfacing.
Then it was "I don't love her anymore" ''What is the best way to break up?"
''Help, my love life is failing''
''I broke up with her''
She caught me with my new girl'' etc
Later, we had "How do you deal with a lingering ex"
And now, what I saw in the front page today "After love dies, what next?"
I guess older Nairalander's can guess the answer from this trend!
NB: When I joined Nairaland years ago, I was using a different handle!

ITbomb: Remember to drop ur tithe to the Nairaland Ministry Worldwide.
I'll privately mail u the official bank details to avoid abuse

Why do I sense foulplay here?

Dear friends,
Despite the purported ban on promos by GSM network, MTN has yet started another. They give 30% free on-net bonus and countless SMSs on recharge of any denomination. I really hate this kind of bonus because it increases network traffic. Moreover, people will seize the opportunity to bombard my mobile with 'useless' messages- cosmic rays, poisoned apple bla bla bla. IS IT NCC OR MTN THAT IS FOOLING US. Why can't NCC enforce the said ban. To say MTN service is bad is an understatement! WHY THIS BONUS!

Please, can anyone supply me with the email addresses of the national assembly and the senate?

For the general populace, if you have any advice on how we can handle this issue more constructively, please do well to help us stop these pains inflicted on our people.

''OPERATION TAKE UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA PROTEST DIRECTLY TO THEIR TABLE"

My fellow students, it is no longer news that some individuals are bent on enforcing unjustified payments on us. They said that only 40 UNINFORMED students partaked in the protest. They said they agreed with students. Which students? (There is no SUG in UNN. )
Where afe our ID cards, that we pay for every year?
What do we have to show for the triplicate payments we make yearly (lab/computer, ICT, visual library access)?

And the latest, imagine we must now pay N12000 for LIONET WIRLESS LAN, which google and MTN built for us free!. Even if we have to pay, wny must it be compulsory? The Lionet service is MOST unreliable,and the coverage VERY POOR! EXPERIENCE WILL TEACH YOU!
The worst is that heavily armed security men have been sent on constant patrols, to prevent us from exercising our right of PEACEFUL PROTEST!
My fellow students, the security men cannot stop us from taking our protest via our emails to EFCC, ICPC,RADIO, TELEVISION, INTERNET and the likes. Let us prove to them that not 40 students carried out the peaceful protest. If they receive more than 1000 different petitions, they will act. Send email nowa
and encourage your contacts to send. Use the internet, forums, blogs, BBM, facebook, 2go, watsapp, twitter to spread this. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!
SOME EMAIL CONTACTS INCLUDE:
EFCC: info@efccnigeria.org
ICPC: info@icpc.gov.ng
NUC: webmaster@nuc.edu.ng.
WE MUST RESTORE THE DIGNITY OF MAN!!!
Greatest lions and lionesses, it's time for us to roar!!!

nella, r u at d gate?

brb

I will upload pictures shortl

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^gbam

He doesn't love u enough to be his woman, but wants the act...

wow, nice one!

Olutola88: Gone are dose days when men were masters of infidelity, d ladies are not smiling anymore as they tend to be even more unfaithful dan guys dese days. Virtually every lady dat has a boyfriend has not only one. I know so many of my female friends that fall in these category, infact my ex girlfriend and my current girlfriend are both guilty. Some of dem even av as many as 5 boyfriends while some will be going intimate with someone dey are not dating. Right now, I don't see myself loving... I swear, d girl wey go win my heart go try

Most guys (in Nigeria) keep fewer lovers because of financial implications. An average man is polgamous is his being.

News this morning from Radio Nigeria (FRCN) states the suspension was in obedience to the ruling of the Industrial court. He however advised the Federal Government to expedite action on the 2009 agreement reached with the union. He further directed all their members to return to work immediately.
Links shortly.

N25 000 000 000. That's how much Seun sold it. I Have the papers. NL is mine. QED

Ahen, where is 190? come display your tallent on this girl.

bennyraz: no dangers but when ur boss is eyeing the girl ur wooing in ur office, then it's double wahala.. it's either u bounce or sack letter awaits u

Thanks, that young man will never learn. He is pushing me too far and I might just fire him.

I have warned you. Leave that girl for me. Na me and you for this office.

Chai