₦airaland Forum

JoeCutie:
Thanks, I'm happy to know that I've been missed. Sallah kwa? Bros eh, this sallah no jez do me pay at all. Even Bat or Monkey meat wey carry Ebola sef I never see chop not to talk of Cow or Ram.

Eeya!! Pele . Manage this remaining meat wey Tamudo carry com ehn

https://www.nigerialogy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fried-Beef_Cooked.jpg

Which drink make I bring?

texanomaly:
Serves them both poison!!!

*throws drink away *

zyzxx:
am so Gud and fine and u sir?

I am doing very well too o. Hope you are enjoying the Sallah break?

donvidar:
Mallama is to female while Mallami is to male

Thanks a lot sire. AfricanApple take note .

MabraO:
**removes tie**
Thanks
It's being great but too sunny
This place looks empty today
Is it always like this?
**sips drink***

Yeah. Its quite sunny here too even after ynyt's rains.

Erm.....its not always like this but some peeps have gone to shower/freshen up with a promise to be back

KingTom:
Irishkez and Farano bin wan kee me but d no fit ***Sings Olamide baddest guy ever liveth***

Buhehehehe . It is well sire . I believe say dem nor fit kee you but you sef suppose dey treat dem jeje na

JoeCutie:
Lol. I just went AWOL. Skul matter sha but I lost my phone too. Just got a new one though. I've missed this our bar.

Eeya!!! Its not a very nice experience to lose personal devices like that. Hope you were able to retrieve some contacts back .

We've missed you and your inspirational writings too o . How's the Sallah break?

AfricanApple:
though I do not know where its gotten from but def not from bitter leaf, its not even as bitter as bitterleaf but its physical effect is very very strong. eh ehn they use it for people dat have giri i.e convulsion, I think dats where d name is gotten from. ask your folks about it, they should know it

Ok! I think I know it now .

So how's your day going?

KingTom:
Oh Ijaka ijoko loipitoko!

Baba o . Hope you don com back fully from the grave o .

MabraO:
Hehehe
Thanks but u forget the glass cup

Hahahaha . Apologies sire .

Here you go

https://p.globalsources.com/IMAGES/PDT/B1067012315/Elegant-Glass-Cup.jpg

So how's your day going?

chibwike:
i just came across bro, i dont even knw hw i saw it...thing make sense die

Hehe. Glad you like it sire . You could drop one of yours for anyone also . I'll be updating it soon also .

What do I serve you BTW?

MabraO:
Who am I hooking up with sef

First bar man give me one Orijin bitters and Orijin beer to cool off

Hehe . Just look around and I'm sure you'll find that one person . Welcome BTW .

*serves him*

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Lorlaahlozz:
ja ke

Hehe . Tis alright .

What shall I serve you?

IrishKez:


If only you know

I take that to mean you are very fine and bubbling with life

So shall I serve you something?

jacabi:
*Chai* "Ina son je arewa ne"

100%

chibwike:
Jbluv is just came across that VN thread, its really cool

Really?

Tis been there since last year o .

SpcAgtOko:
JBluv55 is the most handsome, most kind, most caring, most loving, most romantic, bestest guy on NL ever.... Kanye west style... Of all time.

I love you baby *hugs him and kisses him*

Aaaww!!! Love you too honey .

*gives her a tight hug and kisses her*

https://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/kiss_michael_o_sullivan_southbank.jpg

JoeCutie:
I'm beautiful, boss. How you?

Nice one . You've been MIA for a while tho'. Skul matterz abi?

Joslyn:
Na gode Sosai

Ki na makaranta ne ko ki na yi NYSC na ki?

Translation: You dey school or you dey do your NYSC?

KelvinGraphics:
Lolz... Class wetin U dey now??

Kelvo welcome to our hausa school . You can join us if you want to learn too

Paretomaster:
correct! if u mean to ask someone to keep quiet or keep quiet, u can say "YI SHIRU"

Yawwa! Nagode maigida .

jacabi:
paretomaster, jbluv55, Ina son zo da arewa(I want to go to north, correct?).

Zo = come
Je = go
Da = with

Oya recheck and correct yourself .

psalmizt:
Na gane...

Ga shi means see it.... Interesting .... Nairaland magic... A.boki becomes Northerner

so what is take it or have it....

Don't mind Seun Jare. I've gone to modify that .

AfricanApple:
its mallam for male, mallama for female. I know dat cos i'm a Muslim.
I think anything mallami has to do with mother tongue

Okies. Noted

jacabi:
Hmmm! Nagode! *does "chan" mean "there"*

Yes it does. It also means "that place"

Joslyn:
Pls whts ya jiki? they always ask me this when responding to my greeting.

Yaya or ya(for short) = How

Jiki = body or health depending on the context.

Yaya jiki = how body?

Joslyn:
Pls translate, stop shouting/ making noise

Erm.....lemme try my best

Shouting = ihu

Stop = "daina" (I know there must be other translations for this)

Stop shouting = ka/ki/Ku daina ihu (male/female/many resp.)

jacabi:
Ban zan ba shi takada din ba.

Alright. 2 corrections.

(1)

"Ban" is used for past tense while "Ba zan" @ the beginning is continuous tense e.g:

I didn't give him = Ban ba shi ba

I am not giving him = Ba zan ba shi ba

(2)

You omitted "give" which is also "ba"

Assessment: 65%

Caseless:
na we get am, na we dey here. Jbluv55, oya more drinks to d celebrant.

Yes sire!!

Oya make everyone dey carry one one drink from here o

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Ivanspring:
Yes. Started this past Sunday.

Hmmmm.....I'm not a very BIG fan of the show anyway but I'll try to watch some of the days .

So which other shows do you fancy watching?

zyzxx:
thanks so much .. I can c av miss a lot

Seriously you have missed quite a lot .

How are you BTW?

jacabi:
Na gane. *translate this: "kai kokarin ai"*

Means "You tried na"