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Lorlaahlozz:
lmao

Shey a n ja ni?

Agent zyzxx?

Welcome bro . Tis been a while o.

*guides him to a seat in the VIP lounge*

What shall I serve you sire?

IrishKez:
Let's say sometimes I give a thought to questions before responding to them.
Does that make me a philosopher?

I have a request though

Haha . Maybe, maybe not but it does make you a unique lady. Most ladies act impulsively and usually end up regretting such actions. I like thinkers .

As to the request, I hope its one that won't get you hurt if I gave a non-affirmative response?

AfricanApple:
u slept? u must have dreamt of special agent, hope your boxers did not wet too much wen u woke up

I will try to rehabilitate that class.

good morning

Haha . Badt gal . I don't have wet dreams o .

About the class, you contributed to derailing it and which is why I left without any further comments. I abhor derailment with a passion because I know it usually ends up in insults and flaring tempers.

You as the OP is supposed to press the report button when you see such derailment because a thread loses its value once derailing is allowed @ all .

DumeloDumelo:
Thanks for the drink jb, I'm not related to anyone. I just like the combo.

Interesting! Its just the way she also loves the combo .

Anyway, you are welcome once again . Mind if I ask you a question?

rozzay:
Thank u sir, lost my fada in law, ayam sad

Aaawww!!! Pele! Were you very close to him?

KingTom:
***Wakes up in maternity ward*** Jesus! How long have I been out, what happened who? why? how? Jbluv55 a can of Heineken to refresh my memory

Baba o! Kabiyesi o!! . Morning and welcome back from maternity ward

*serves him*

https://eddies.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Heineken-Beer-330ml-500x500.jpg

IrishKez:
Good morning!

Situations determines

Hmmm......are you by any chance a philosopher?

rozzay:
Hmmm ok sir morning tho am not in a good mood sha

Cheer up ma'am . Nothing is ever the way it seems. We all have one or two things to worry about once in a while, but such worries usually always end up becoming a forgotten past sooner or later and you may even laugh @ yourself later on for being so worried .


If you feel like sharing, I'm all ears tho'

*plays "Happy" by Pharell Williams and "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bob McFerrin *


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

xp17:
God just saved my a*ss few minutes ago. I got pulled over by a cop for stopping in the middle of an interception, no ticket issued though. I was actually trying to run a yellow light that was already red, on sighting the cop on the adjacent side of the road from me, I had a repented mind and the only option was to slam on my brake which wasn't good enough to get the cop eyes of my as's . I thought the cop was going to run his red and blue light on me immediately, instead the guy kept his cool. within me , it was a sweet ordeal, and I was thinking he was going to ignore or maybe he wasn't paying his attention to me. in the middle of contemplating, the guy just made a turn behind me, I saw the dude from my rear mirror running my license plate. oboy, I begin dey drive like who get seizure.lol .
he finally pulled me over (my mind be say , yawa don gas).

the cop walked up to me, after introducing himself
cop: do you know why you are being pulled ove?
me: i don't know (been denying since 280AD) .
after the blah blah blah,
cop: are you with gun?
me: no
cop: can I see your ID and registration
me: hope you don't mind me removing my hands from the steering to bring them out?
cop: go ahead
me: here
cop: have you been drinking?
me: not today
cop: have you been ticketed before?
me : ehem, ehem, yes, just ones
cop: for what?
me : speeding, but I had an attorney reduce it to a none moving violation.
cop: wait for few minutes let me run your ID and registration.
me: okay.
after 5mins the cop came back.
cop: I don't feel like citing you today.
me: appreciated
me: what if had forced myself throw the yellow red light ?
cop: it would have been a story
me: I know... anyways thanks.
cop: be safe.

I was actually on my way to save a ho mission. after the incident, I was contemplating either to finish my quest or go back home, I chose the former.i zoomed into the freeway (15, heading north) , as I was existing, I could not see clearly, as the street lights were of, then I decided to make a left turn. mistakenly, i ended up making a turn onto the upcoming traffic. as I looked forward, I saw 10's of car headlights facing me, I don't know how I managed to drive across the road divider to my main lane. thank God no cop was around, otherwise, I would have been incarcerated by now for reckless driving.

I had no choice than to go back home to save myself and lose the quest to save the ho mission. it could worse, but thank God I'm home to fight another day.



jbluv55 or SpcAgtOko, Abeg I need chilled harp-iness lager for this thanksgiving.

Hahahaha . Its a real testimony that requires thanksgiving sir

https://www.buyam.com.ng/images/products/p/e/b/harp%20premium%20beer%20copy.JPG

rozzay:
Ayam confused does a bar open in d morning

Actyoooly ma'am, its a Relaxation Center which comprises of both an eatery and a bar amidst others . You could also request for coffee sef . So feel free to stroll in any time

Moreso, its a holiday .

IrishKez:
We're that good, always fun to be with

*whispers back* yeah, we only adopt an approach that suits the strong world.

Good to know .

So does it mean you also have strongheadv

IrishKez:
Your drinks put him in that condition
Pls don't call my name jbluv

Buhehehehe . Ok dear. You can stop crying now .

Elantracey:
lol ,, I just thought it was a picture ,

Its a picture but a gif. its like a 5sec movie

Bukatto:
May your case never be like dat of comrado cow dat migrate 2 east west road, when migrating abaker abaker it rotated like corned beef..

God bless you heavily..

Buhehehehe .

Amen sire

Elantracey:
you should be the one telling me na

I slept earlier

texanomaly:
Thanks Jb.

You're welcome Tex .

Elantracey:



caseless can you pls explain this?

You need to download it to understand it .

Caseless:
yes. Besides, kingtom is in a state of afulagafua ryt now...so help him.

And who put him in this state? IrishKez?

Caseless:
aiki yayi kyau. Karike wuta agurin .

Toh!! Na gane dan'uwa na .

Caseless:
na jbluv55 de run aduke now? That's gud.

Rankadede maigida na

Elantracey:
.

Thanks swt


are you sure that's the only thing keeping you awake?

Buhehehehe . What else could there be ma'am?

texanomaly:
Can you ask him to get me a water please?

Hello Tex, how have you been?

*serves her*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Dasani.jpg

Elantracey:
Just get me a chilled strawberry cocktail



by the way , why are you still awake ?

Here you go

https://cf.ltkcdn.net/cocktails/images/std/163965-250x275-Strawberry_cocktail.jpg

Loading drinks in fridge in readiness for Cdamsel's birthday celebration .

Had to wish her happy birthday too .

Bukatto:
Dis una love no dey make u see customer again sef..

Na wa o oga JB.. I fit get 1 glass of kunu make i drink before i sleep..

Baba o. Nor be so o. I dey load drinks for fridge to take celebrate Cdamsel's birthday noni o

*serves him*

https://www.happenings9ja.com/images/posts/1374158154kunu.png

KingTom:
Oga mi this girl just scatter everything for me, thank God say Barcanist... no dey around to see my F up
***Returns to maternity ward***

Buhahahaha . Oga take am suffri suffri o

SpcAgtOko:
Yes... Don't ask lol

*whispers* I put a kid in the bath, smelled soap... and The bathroom looked like this:

https://simplyjanelledesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/Simply-Janelle-Designs-top-10-of-2009-overflowing-bubble-bath.jpg

Hehehe . Una try dear

KelvinGraphics:
KingTom Ara gbawa kwa gi isi there
Kedu onye bu nkpi??

Oga JBLUV55, pls i need one crate of empty beer bottles, i need to burst sum1's head tonight if Bro Caseless doesnt hold me.


Hi Irishkez


Chief Bukato, i hail o

Kelvo we nor dey do rough play with empty bottles for here o

Welcome bro .

IrishKez:
Oh, ok


Enugu

Wow!!!

I've had like 2 different roommates from Enugu over time . They were both fun to be with....

*whispers to her*......but some of the ladies dey get stronghead nor be small o

Caseless:
oya nau... Happy birthday to cdamsel. Jbluv55, flood this milieu with all d desiderata in the name of wines u have in ur bar.

No wahala sir. Loading Drinks inside fridge currently .

SpcAgtOko:
Awwww <3


Please dear, just a coffee and xanax.

*serves her*

https://usfinancepost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/xanax45.jpghttps://www.vbbound.com/sites/default/files/listings/Starbucks%20Virginia%20Beach.png

*whispers to her*...xanax?

Elantracey:
nothing jare , you should know I don't eat late na

Hehe . How about drink?