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SpcAgtOko: *serves him a mysterious beverage with unknown side effects*

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How are you today love?

*balances well on seat feeling like Obama, drinks beer*

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Nice one sweetheart. You're the best . Would youi mind us dancing?

GatJokez: Happy Nigeria Independence Day dear friends!! Hope you celebrated your country greatly and I wish for you to celebrate many more

Aha!! There you are Gatjokez. Thanks for the wishes dear. How have you been?

dechandel: *Whispers back to him*.... It means marine beauty











It means Love of God

Is that your real name?

glitest: Nice chilled glass of champs....Can I have another glass pls?. Thanks.

Hehe. Right away ma'am .

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khiaa: Thank you very much, this champagne is delicious, the bubbles makes me feel tingly all over.

You're welcome ma'am . How has your day been so far?

xp17: I'm cool, oga sule. I'd like to have a cup of ginger tea to kick off my day.

BTW, happy independence

*wondering to self: why this man dey call me Sule sef? See im head *

*clears throat*.....here you go sir

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glitest: Yesoooo....A living human being.
Nope!...I would like a glass of champagne; pls!

Hahahaha . Silkmoth33 is eatable o .
And then you can wash 'him' down with the champagne

*serves her*

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dechandel: Dress in green? What for?
I'm not patriotic
What did you do for Nigeria today?
Did you dress in green?

The beautiful dechandel .

*whispers to her*......what does dechandel mean?

neighy: we go reach bridge before we cross am

Ok. I'll keep my fingers crossed

neighy: l0l... How much be Spc salary

I belong to her now and so ........you know na

KelvinGraphics: Oga why U dey expose me na??

U want make everybody come begin shine like me abi??

Ok I go dey whisper am now

neighy: l0l... Tx nyc doin bisnez with you ... *stretch hand* we'l undstnd each oda mor in d future

*shakes him*

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holyboss: wow! Blues for live

Is so freaking cold Bar man, pls can I get more bottles ( a crate if possible ) with some stick of Ciga

Sure sir! BRB with it

holyboss: Thanks man as for d babe tin, na so so searching stage we still dey O! Boh I go appreciate if u fit loan me one sha from whr u store dem

Nah! We respect all the ladies here sire but we don't store them. You should just keep your eyes open and you shall see what you seek sire .

*whispers to him*.....but don't chase after another man's property o, some men get jack knives and pistols for here o

holyboss: boh goat head is a common tin na why not get her a better stuff like Monkey bres.t or monkey tennis? since shez a babe, I tink d tennis tin will b just so cool wit d drink am sure Jbluv55 have that in store (d ones free from EVD sha)

Enjoy!!

We have virtually anything you'd like to have sir .

xp17: that moment when you wake up to see your blunder

Shiit happens sometimes sire . How are you today?

Silkmoth33: Ommo having a family guy marathon

Where is that?

SpcAgtOko: I am same as always ... Fabulous

Are you drinking green beer?

Why not make a choice for me darling?

glitest: Still MANCHESTER UNITED!

I know na but I'm asking which drink I should offer you abi na human bean() you want ni?

SpcAgtOko: Hey baby, looks like we are all alone.

SpcAgtOko: moment wasted.

Aaawww!!! We can always get similar moments dear. How are you?

Oahray: salutations sir. Abeg wetin man fit take quench thirst here?

Na everything dey o. Just make your request sire .

alorax2: Jb my sweet shey sheshede ni bobo yi ni?? Who doesn't know d only agu nwanyi on NL. Dis is an insult o. Jb rectify it o

Ma da bobo yen lohun Jare. Ko soji ni .

How you dey na? Our boys are topping their group in Champions league o. Enjoyment and Celebration galore o

Xtarxhyne:

Let me help you there by breaking down what he said

snowprince07: lol = laughing
zo mu ci nawa tare = come make we chop mine together

inna cin abinci yanzu = I am eating food now

AfricanApple: I think brother is danuwa

I agree dear since Uwa is mother and Dan is son.
Automatically Dan Uwa = Son of mother

And thus Dan Uwa na = Son of my mother = brother

But its mostly shortened as danwa. Anyway correction noted ma'am. I'm also learning .

Feraz: Catfish peppersoup and Smirnoff. . .

Naa wa oh! Hope say she no resign?

You're pretty. . .

No she nor resign o.

*serves him*

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cirmuell: na which one be that one again na?

Na the drink wey dey make KelvinGraphics eyes shine like lion be that o .

neighy: wait.. Una use me do biznez

Buhehehehe . You are free to opt out of the bizness if you so wish .

neighy: hmMm oya round am off to 600K

No!!! Any other penny goes into your pension .

neighy: harlos Mama #ko kan aye

Hehehehe . No wahala but when the time comes I hope say you sabi say na me go collect dowry

harlos: Na you dey make all this happen o

Hahahaha . You are welcome even tho' you never talk "thank you"

holyboss: I just burst into d thread sha with read greeting d landlords

Abeg make una no vex Hapi new month to thee all and d co tenants as well and aspa d independence tin what r we celebrating

No qualms bro, you are welcome to the Relaxation Center . Feel free to bring your babe(s) and gees along anytime anyday .

April07: [size=20pt]Happy Independence Day to all The Boss Ladies in the house!![/size]

And what should happen to all the BossMen?