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dechandel: Jbluv55
What the f.uc* is that
Do you want to kill him for me?

Haba!!! Isi ewu has never been known to kill na .

dechandel: Beennkumar sweets, Good morning
Trust you had a wonderful night?





Jbluv55
Spcagtoko
Kelvingraphics

Good morning y'll

Sweet dechandel . Howdy?

dre11: So true @emboldened.......
But I just follow mah intuition when I go there and I post what I feel.....

Torh!!! The issue is some of them are so bent on telling stories that touch that make others feel for them. Stories like 'I am ill', 'I feel like committing suicide', 'I was raped' etc just to draw attention and sympathy and then followers. I don study the trend, its another form of emotional blackmail.

Beennkumar: You are wicked! What the hell is that?

Dechandel sweetie, look at what jb gave me.

Haba Oga!! You asked me to give you anything and I gave you 2 deliciousl goat heads na . The least I would have been expecting from you is 'thank you' .

And now you say I'm wicked . Anyway, next time you learn to be precise about what you want sire

dre11: No wahala.....
Me no dey here for the night parri that time buy I dey visible for his birthday thread....

@emboldened...... U know there was this day a guy was accusing that moniker of being a guy and the defence that was put up was just light weight..... That nah the last time I every quote her again because I believe nah guy dey use the moniker

Ok. We go do pool parry again soon sha .


Yeah I noticed the defense to be shallow. I tried to do UnderG scrutiny and the he/she quickly started providing excuses

What I deduced from there is this:
1) Some (f) on here are actually females but they either put up an old pix of themselves(where they seemed to be looking good) or someone else's pix which they believe would be much more admirable than theirs(but maybe with some little resemblance).

2) The other (f)s that are actually males. These ones usually put pixes of a sexy looking girl(where She's either half unclad or showing some erotic_ body features). And they hardly Change this pixes.


You find both sets of 'ladies' usually in Romance, Dating and Meetups and Sexuality sections. Fortunately for someone like me, I nor dey visit those parts again. Even to go offer advice on any thread in those parts I nor dey do again.

Won ti ko eran Ati aja mo eniyan gidi nibeyen

AfricanApple: if I hear, e don dey my mind tey tey. eh na u be d first student.


gooorning, how was ur independent night

My night was blissful, thanks for asking ma'am .

How was yours?

holyboss: cool #thumbsUp for that is a grt tin to av discoverd ds joint

Thanks sir and you're always welcome

holyboss: hmm! Noted sire. Boh I guess I av to get my gun loaded too just in case I spot a MUST snatch one

Hehehe . Okay sir!

holyboss: Bonjour lads nd gents here

Bonjour sire .

alorax2: My Bros ur head dey there. Same to u and shame to ur haters

Lyrical Alora, gudu morrin

SpcAgtOko: JBluv55


Question dear:
Can you read/speak German?

Not so well. In short I'd score 2% if tested

SpcAgtOko: Oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh. JB you make my heart do crazy things

*pulls him closer and whispers in his ear: I love you too*

*whispers back to her*......I love you more sweerie.
I hope neighy hasn't been tormenting you dear.

glitest: I am Yoruba; I'm just not that fluent in speaking Yoruba.

Ok o. And you don't plan on being fluent in your own language even when foreigners like Beennkumar etc are striving to learn it?

neighy: be serz jae

Alagba, bawo ni?

SpcAgtOko: You baby

I need to taste your sweet lips and feel the warmth of your embrace.

*holds her by the waist while staring deeply into her eyes and watching her lips dance *

You know you got me dear. Its you I see when I'm awake. And its you I see in my dreams.

*caresses her face and lips and kisses her deeply*

*Whispers to her*....I love you dear

GatJokez: You're welcome. So, what did you do to celebrate? I been good and tired, haha.

I slept .

SpcAgtOko: Hungry

Hungry for what/whom dear?

SpcAgtOko: I think you are kanye here.

Baby how are you?

xp17: you as kanye , spa as Kim , while me the other guy.

Hehehehe ...you've been in a trance sire
*taps him, he wakes up and realizes it was all a dream*

Shall I give you some water to wash your face sir?

Mondisweets: why thank you. its good to know there people in this joint that don't what to kill me, like the owner

On the orders of Mr XP17, here you go .

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Silkmoth33: How is ur end! Nah!


Nah so so green white green they parade my area. Some ppl sure had a swell time this independence oh!

Me nor even step out @all o. I sleep small and chop small and did some cleaning up small

Silkmoth33: hopefully she is!


"Oh why oh why y y, damned if I do; damned if I don't"---jcole.

"And she knows, she knowws and I know she knows"----jcole

Hopefully .

dre11: Thanks boss man
Where did u keep mismore again




Abi Wetin boys remain for this teen
Abeg why we no dey get pool party for this end again

Abeg Jb ..... Where is this girl olawana..... Abi u don use ur detective work on her/him

Baba nor be small thing o. Plenty of fakes around fa .

that one sef na

That our pool parry abi? You nor dey here for Kelvin birthday na, we rock the pool small that day. We go reopen am sha

Mondisweets: it didnt work

Buhehehehe . Shall I bring a second one then? I'm sure that should do the trick .

Mondisweets: it didnt work

Buhehehehe . Shall I bring a second one then? I'm sure that should do the trick .

Silkmoth33: Thanks bro!

You're welcome sire .

Silkmoth33: Starts sipping it and wait for alomosweets.

Chai!!! AlomoSweets be like say she don lost o

I just hope She's ok.

xp17: oga jb sule thanks for this tea
one more order for the day: help me 'samma' mondisweets an unwrapped shawamma and a bottle of Dr pepper.

Hahahaha . Oga you sure She's still awake?

*whispers to him*.....I gave her Snake Venom beer and I think it must have knocked her out o .

April07: Wetin do my siggy?? Lol

Its saying 'Indecision' is still a 'decision'

glitest: Nothing much oo; Same mu same mu o

I thought you speak Yoruba, No?

Silkmoth33: Yeh" snake venom. I need that ish!

Here you go sire .

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Silkmoth33: I taste like vanilla ice scream
I am best eaten with okro soup and kpomo! I am "rumplestillskin"

Buhahahaha . Rumplestillskin indeed .