₦airaland Forum

rozzay: Ok I guess deres no harm in taking somfin, do u have starch and ofeakwu?

Here you go ma'am .

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What drink shall I bring?

GentleMimi: Jay boy. lol. Thanks,bros me. I carry every every come ooooo. How is you?

I remain loyal o. Lertee don worry taya so tey I nor sabi wetin to do. We don even find you go Mercury come back o .

SpcAgtOko: Ich auch

Ich möchte mit dir schlafen

KiddaBlingzz: Just taking stock of my lovelife and i've noticed i never really dated(in the main sense) a girl my age or younger.


I'm hardly even attracted to them in the first place. But on the othr hand, i go crazy over a matured and intelligent lady.

I cant even explain why....

Is anyone else in this kinda situation?
And the Nigerian mentality is not helping matters either...where you MUST be older the lady you like/love.

Any tangible reason for this kinda attraction to a older lady?

Seriously, it happens but there's usually always a catch to it.

Younger girls get plenty of attention from both their agemates and older guys and so there seems to be so much competition for them. Thus the guy that seems to think he's dating her end up feeling odd and tend towards older chics that have more experience.

Moreso, it depends on your age bracket. Older/more mature girls that try to start building a relationship when its almost too late have slim chances of getting an agemate or an older guy to date. Even if she once had a terrible character, she has become more mature and experienced(you can call that good) but those guys that would have wanted her initially are usually no longer interested. The younger guys that do not know her history tend to crush on her because in comparison to their own agemates(or the younger ones) the older girl is better .

The disadvantage however is the possibility of being controlled or disrespected most especially if the older lady is wealthier because she tends to assume that you chose to date her for ulterior motives(whenever you tend to give attention later on to younger chics - and she'll usually continue to monitor you) .

My advice is if the lady is wealthier than you are, DO NOT dabble into such a relationship cause it would be like playing with fire - you'll get burned sooner than later .

One Love .

Odilafta: Awww..go to Jbluv55's bar and order for anything..bill's on me

Odidearest, Awayu mami? Its been a while o. Hope say no wahala sha .

*whispers to her*.....BTW, you get outstanding bills to settle o. Plenty people collect food and drinks in your name say you dey come pay, so I dey expect you o .

KiddaBlingzz: and bless your heart for free


babu hausa

Hehe. Iseeeee!!!

Torh!!! I tink say u sabi ni o. If you wan learn sha, you fit enter one class wey AfricanApple just build . Me sef dey learn and teach for there once in a while .

dre11: The water dey OK
Never knew she was a pioneer me ever but she mo dey frequent like before nah....

Abi una dey meet on another level

Erm.....she prolly has been busy noni o. I dey visit her lounge house once in a while but she nor dey too dey but make I go take style greet am now .

SpcAgtOko: Hehe mein schatz ich liebe nur dich

Aaawww!!! Ich würde dich gerne küssen

dre11: Thanks Jb
That's why I love this ur bar
I hope that madam.... Odilafta have settle with u and pls babe2sure..... Can u pass me the tooth pick by ur side...


Haha..... Rozzay I see u
So u dey come this bar tooo

Erm......madam Odilafta na one of the pioneer members so I believe say she go con pay when she get time .

See water o Oga .

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KiddaBlingzz: lol!

e dey baba Godde hands o

e dey move o

nagode fa

Toh!! Baba Godu go bless your hustle o .

Kai ma ka naji hausa ne?

Babe2sure: Happy new month to you too and to everyone. I say a big 'AMEN' to the prayers.

The one and only Babe2Sure . How are you ma'am? Tis been like 10yrs o . Abi Shey a n ja ni?

rozzay: Hmmmmm I tot I was invincible. Lol, hello sir, my day has been great o thank u, I was just going thru some pages of ur thread, I promise not to disturb.

Buhehehehe . Feel free ma'am . Take a very good seat and observe as much as you want but don't hesitate to call on me if you need a drink to quench thirst .

*whispers to her*....we have a favorite observer here too. He goes by the name Tamudo.....but shhhh....don't let him know I told you o

*runs away*

SpcAgtOko: *hands you a translator*
You will need this later.

*collects translator and starts perusing *

Ich liebe dich wie verrückt

KiddaBlingzz: boss of bosses!

nice job you are doing on here. more spcagtokos to your jb

its just there... havn't been there for ages now i appreciate your asking..

how you dey na?

Thanks but chai! That your prayer get as e be o. Na only one SpcAgtOko I need o. I dash you all the other copies .

I dey fine o. How's life na? Hope say the tin dey move as you dey push am .

dre11: Thanks man...
Loved this iyan because the thing no get any koko inside
But the meat inside no do me ooo

Here you go sire . Na the best selections of meat I give you so .

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GentleMimi: Hello,Mon bebe . How ya doing,my sweetus?
I ain't MIA,just extremely busy. How Na?
@ Shoefreak
Howdy babe? Hope u're still raunchy and spicy.

The one and only GentleMimi . Tis bin a while ma'am, erryborry don ask of you taya.

Hope you don carry better com for boys and gehs

KiddaBlingzz: *sitting at the far end watching the unfolding events on here*


nice nice nice..... Carry on

Hahahaha . The one and only King In Different Dimensions . How is KiddaDome?

SpcAgtOko: ok

But I can read it and reply in a way. Hope you'll be able to understand . Oya shall we?

Beennkumar: Probably those who haven't had anything to eat in months.

Some peeps love to eat flies too I hope you know .
And toads are a delicacy in some regions of the world .

*whispers to him*....you should ask dechandel

Beennkumar: Chai.

That's so disgusting.

Ok what's your own delicacy sire?

*whispers to him*.....the Chinese do love lizards you know .

*sights lady rozzay, approaches her*

Welcome ma'am . How has your day been?

*guides her to a seat in the VIP lounge *

What shall we offer you today ma'am?

holyboss: yum yum boh u fall my hand O! why didn't u add that drink with wide Blue label na (star)

Goat head rocks

Ka yi hakuri Bros

*rushes in and out with Shyne Shyne bobo *

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dre11: Em!
Serve me iyan and egunsi soup with assorted meat
Odilafta will pay u the bills..... We do have a deal and she is to fulfill her part by paying up

Here you go sire .

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Make I go greet Odilafta for her house sef .

Here are some words for learners like me
Note that 'ka'/'ki' is used for 2nd person singular male/female resp; while 'ya'/'ta' is used for 3rd person singular male/female resp; while 'ku'/'su' is used for 2nd/3rd person plural resp.

Na/ni/n is for 1st person

Ina = I(when used in a statement)
Ina = Where/how(when used in a question)

Sannu: Hello
Na gode: Thank You
Ina jin yunwa: I'm Hungry
Ina son ruwa: I want water
Ko ba ha'ka ba?: Is that not so?
Gaskiya(?): True(?)
Sai wata rana: Until another day (Goodbye)
Akwai labari?: Is there any news?
Na ji dadi: I am pleased
Madallah!: Excellent! (often used at the end of
the greetings if all is well)
Na gaji: I am tired.
Ina za ka(ki) je?: Where do you want to go?
Zan tafi: I'm leaving.
Na gane: I understand.
A kwai abinchi?: Is there food?
Na koshi: I'm full (after eating).
Me ka(ki) ce?: What did you say?
Ka(ki) Bari: Leave it.
Ka(ki) Zauna: Sit down.
Ya(Ta) fita: He(She) has gone out.
Ya(Ta) je aiki: He(She) has gone to work.
Ka(Ki) iya yi?: Do you know how to do it?
Ina son mota dan Allah: I would like a car please.
Ina zan kwana?: Where would I stay/sleep?
Ka(Ki) na de Kud'i?: Do you have money?
Ban da kud'I: I don't have money.
Ba na son: I don't like/want it.
Ina son: I like/want it.
Shanu: Cattle/cow
Rakoomi: Camel
Doki: Horse
Dan doka: Police
Ka(Ki) na shan taba?: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Ka/Ki na shan giya? Do you drink alcohol?
Sarki: A chief
Aboki_: Friend
Zaki: Lion
Geewa: Elephant
Bai komai: It doesn't matter
Wasa: Playing
Karh ka/ki zo gobe: Don't come tomorrow
Matan ka ta gudo: Your wife has run away.
Wuta: fire/electricity

Snowprince07, paretomaster, Silkmoth33 please help make any necessary corrections. Thank you .

AfricanApple: early morning ki na jin yunwa, ki nason abinci sosai fa

early morning u are hungry, you like food very well o

jb, ta nason ka, Ku yi aure mana, zan yi bride's made

Hehe . Ina da saurayi fa .

holyboss: looking out for dem

Carry on sire . Wish you luck

holyboss: what is isi ewu av u got a picture of it?

It sound more like a local ish I can't offer that to a bae

The name is igbo. Its made from goat head.
Isi = head
Ewu = goat
Here you go sire

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*whispers to him*...ladies love it

Silkmoth33: yeah its wearing off!


Jbluvvv! I need another shot!

The lady glitest said no more Snake Venom for you sire

dre11: Talk is cheap.... But seeing that person goes a long way...




Am doing great sir....
Just felt like spending the afternoon here before I go back home

Hehe . Make I serve you something then .

dre11: Hum
But nah person wey to put mind for their thing will get carried away....
If I feel like saying sometin I say it and move on..
If u start sending pm or so..... Nah ur prob because I don't get easily carried away by talk but by actions


So emotional blackmail no fit move me... Until

Torrh!! Sanu! Hope you're doing good sire?

KelvinGraphics: Lolz.

Are U sure U aint mistaken me 4 Beennie??

Have a nice day too dear.

I kan already picture a very very busy day 4 myself..

See ya when i come back.
Takia.

Jbluv55 good morning sir.

Afternoon brother, hope you're good?

Beennkumar: LOL. I'm sorry for calling you wicked.

You call those delicious?

There is God.

Buhahahaha . How would you know if they are delicious if you refuse to taste out of them?

Some people would kill to have what I served you o