₦airaland Forum

harlos: yes boss.
Oko....errm her name dey somehow I never master am.

Hehehe . She dey fine . Where is your wifee?

Danhumprey: I just dey!

Title of the thread says Hook-up and relaxation center. Na how many people don hook up here?

Obviously you forgot the underlined .

*whispers to him*.....And in any case, people hooking up usually don't like to make noise .

Caseless: i no go die for dz forum.
wetin b dat?

Its a delicacy in India . More like pancakes I guess

dechandel: Only if he doesn't take care of his responsiblities

And who is the landlord?

Danhumprey: Beennkumar don do you strong thing,abi?

Howdy Dan? How's life?

iceberylin:

How are you sir? And why the tears?

MissSlimbody: I'm all ears .

You look Yoruba, are you?

MizMyColi: Thanks JayBLuv, I knew I could count on you.
I'm currently cracking the bones of that chick you served me. Couldn't wait anymore.

I take it you couldn't get my salad and dressings?

Here's your salad ma'am .

https://www.pingdesserts.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/cream-cheese-fruit-salad-1.jpg

So how do you find this weather?

dechandel: He is the caretaker

Buhahahaha . And caretakers can be sacked by the landlord .

nitlad: Tah! "OSO" is very different from "OKO".

Just remove the S and replace with K na .

Tovot: lolz. Try it and you'ld never take milo again. I mean the drink.

Hahahaha. Okay maybe when I finish my potato paratha .

Bawo ni, se o ti dariji Princesa?

dechandel: Right
U'll do the cooking
I will hang around n keep you company

@siggy So Beennkumar is just renting?

SpcAgtOko: *serves him*

https://image.yaymicro.com/rz_1210x1210/2/2f7/waitress-balancing-silver-tray-22f788c.jpg

Here you go baby

https://www.sandhira.com/images/stories/virtuemart/product/khanakhazana/alooparatha11384844637690.jpg

Wow!!!! You are so sweet darling

Beennkumar and Dechandel pls let's eat Beennkumar's favorite delicacy - Potato Paratha .

*starts feasting on it*

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lertee: Lol,i thought the cold is only here o,been indoor since,all wrapped up in thick wear.

Sallah is saturday 4th october.

Its been raining in IB also . And its quite cold .


So Sallah is in a week's time?

Tovot: Considering the weather is cold and its raining, warm choclate with cakes or muffin will do thanks.

Here you are

https://globalassets.starbucks.com/assets/cc42a7ecffd04b67b84e737b92611f92.jpghttps://www.taste.com.au/images/recipes/sfi/2012/02/28813_l.jpg

*whispers to her*.....why do you ladies like chocolate and cakes so much?

dechandel: Tandoori chicken


You are welcome

Awayu pretty dechandel?

And yes thank you for the info ...*whispers to her*....but that isn't a meal na or does he make a meal of it?

And what's yours?

Tovot: Erm....... Jbluv55 should take your order.

I'm here now Toviedearie . What shall I serve you dear?

lertee: Oh,i didn't even think of that from jb..

Ok,i didn't take note of the pic then..alright,i will keep checking your profile until you put it up .

Hehehe. So how are you finding this cold Sunday?

And which date is Salah?

MissSlimbody: I'm very fine .

Sure, i did.

Thank Ÿ̲ø̲u̶̲̅

Let's thank God for that then .

So can I ask you a question?

AfricanApple: win sh kain bar man be dis, I gave u 5000 naira. wtf, is that how u do in this bar?

infact don't keep d change again, give it to me and be fast before u begin to spark

Haaa!!! See me see gbege o .

*taps her by the shoulders*......wake up madam, na Nigeria we dey o and dem never make single #5k note. Na d #1k wey you give me be dis ma'am

https://flagpedia.net/data/currency/ngn/one-thousand-naira.jpg

Beennkumar: That's not my favorite.

Hehehe . What's your favorite then? Chappati?

AfricanApple: see u, is it Sunday u supposed to be picking picking


ah ahn, ur tinz are really cheap here o

here take did 5,000 naira note. keep the change

The items arrived early this morning noni, so mi o ni choice .

*collects the #1000 note*

E never complete madam, na 1k you give me .

lertee: Lol,calm down,i won't ask for your head hehehe.

Question:I just want to know your name,been trying to guess it from J and B but e no resemble .


Request: I want to see your face.(pishure)

*calms down *

Name is JiBola

Pinshure used to be on profile before I took it down, will put one again one of these days .

cirmuell: I bow o.

Hahahaha . I remain loyal too o

farano: Thumbs up! Very romantic lines

Adupe mami .

lertee: Jb,that being said..i want to ask some questions and a request.

*heart beating hoping they are questions I'll be able to answer *

I'm all ears ma'am

MissSlimbody: Hi Mr jbluv55.

Happy sunday 2 Ÿ̲ø̲u̶̲̅.

...Had an awesome time in God's presence n i'm really famished.

I dnt mind pounded yam n efo riro
A bottle of Malt 2 go wit it pls. Thank Ÿ̲ø̲u̶̲̅ .

Hey, Mizmycoli, how are Ÿ̲ø̲u̶̲̅?
Enjoy ur meal

Welcome Miss Slim . How are you today? Hope you prayed for us in church .

*serves her*

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cirmuell:

*FAINTS*

*splashes water on his face *

neighy: u no say she dey wyne me and you no fit come to my aid

Buhahahaha . Whyne about Birthday abi werin?

Well, I will join in praying for a quick recovery of Man U even as the odds seem to be against them

lertee: Rooney was just plain stupvd to have pulled such stunt. I believe we will pull through without him,hoping mata will replace him and deliver even though I don't trust him.


That one is a mumu na,his case is from his village. I dunno when some humans will stop attaching serious emotions to certain things. RIP to him sha,na hin time don reach.

RIP indeed .

SpcAgtOko: I will have my most favorite food in the entire world.

Have you taken anything yourself? Do I need to serve you?

Most fav food? Rice?

I haven't taken anything and wouldn't mind you serving me . I'll have Potato Paratha . *whispers to her*.....its Beennkumar's favorite

MizMyColi:
Ummmm

It's been somewhat busy for me down here.

I'd aprreciate your serving me a bottle of Chardonnay.

Talking of solids, I'll have Fried Thai Brown Rice, a 1 week old fried and tastefully seasoned broiler chicken, and Salad, with a dash of lemonade juice, heinz salad cream and skimmed milk.

Oh, please make those double.

*whispers*
I have a date!

Here you go

https://www.redwoodcreek.com/resources/images/wines/white/detail/chardonnay.png

And your rice

[img]http://3.bp..com/-2q-DsyFBsQk/Tz-fmBrtrRI/AAAAAAAAA8Q/UG1rJ6HT5rw/s1600/Thai%2Bbasil%2Bfried%2Brice.jpg[/img]https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/09/HK_Fried_Chicken_Leg.jpg

Coming up with the rest ma'am .