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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:48am On Sep 28, 2014

April07: And that's how my Sunday was stolen..

Later guys... have fun today

Eeya!!! Lemme help retrieve it from whomever stole it na wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:45am On Sep 28, 2014

nitlad: I nor lay low, ehn ehn. ah nor lay low at all at all. Ise aje lo somonu bi Flight MH317.

Ah don behead dem.

To know if you're really interested and serious about this, oya pofo ki n gbo. . .

After, you go pay me entrance fee of N500k pere.

Owonikoko baba mi cool

. No food for lazy man o.

Why you behead them na? The siggy nor dey attractive again cheesy

*starts making incantations*

Ohun ti a ba Wi fun ogbo ni ogbo n gbo,
Ohun ti a ba Wi fun ogba ni ogba n gba,
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so ni ile n gbo,
Nitoripe kulikuli kii ni ifun,
Ike isanwo kii ni omori,
Aso ibora ki ni apo,
Taxi kii ni kondo.
ohun ti n ba ti ba Iwo nitlad so loni, bee ni ko ri grin

Oya ma rerin cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:32am On Sep 28, 2014

AfricanApple: I was just about coming here to shout your name when I saw your mention.

omg, I saw your wooing lines. ehhhhh! so bar man like u get sweet words for mouth like this. was actually smiling. Lol. I guess she is lucky.

I'm doing so so great. how was your night... no I know how it was, fantastic and sexistic, uh oh!

Buhahahaha cheesy

. Una nor go kee me o cheesy

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I nor get bitter words for mouth na abi cheesy

My night was just as you guessed, exciting wink

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Wetin make I sama you this lovely day?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:26am On Sep 28, 2014

April07: Fine ooo dearie Mi..

As in eh yesterday's success was huuuuge...

Bren you be Chelsea fan abi? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:22am On Sep 28, 2014

AirborneLacer: Pfft

Nitlad is a hungry fella

Good thought there, lemme forget God's Lager just for a day and go with something that aligns with Sunday.

Gimme Maltina - this is me being a very good Christain

Here's your maltina sir

https://famcalltd.com/africandrinks/images/maltina207.jpg

*whispers to him*.....I thot you would have wanted to give Snake Venom a try cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:18am On Sep 28, 2014

laplace12: Jb good morning.

is it too late? Can I still get a cup of tea and toasted bread?

Not too late sir wink

. Here you go

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[img]http://loseweightandgainhealth.files./2013/03/almond-butter-on-toast-and-tea.jpg[/img]

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:15am On Sep 28, 2014

AirborneLacer: Jbluv go kee you here.

Nigerian pastors may toy with everything but certainly not with that damn paper in the offering box

He's in charge of the offering....*clears throat*.....of course he'll be remitting to me grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:12am On Sep 28, 2014

Ksslib: Lol. Of course!

What happened to Kslib? In prison or on vacation? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:06am On Sep 28, 2014

MizMyColi: Stalked Youu

Morning MizMyColi

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Bawo ni? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:05am On Sep 28, 2014

laplace12: Good morning.

ow was ya nite?

Good morning sire

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Nite was ok, yours?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:04am On Sep 28, 2014

harlos: Good morning maami

Hope you slept well?

Morning bro

. Hope you good?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:02am On Sep 28, 2014

April07: [size=17pt]Good morning dearies [/size]

Morning preeety ma'am

. Bawo ni? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:01am On Sep 28, 2014

AfricanApple: yeah I got something for u, guess what it is

Morning byoootiful one

. How do you do?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:58am On Sep 28, 2014

lertee: I slept deep and a bit fulfilled ,i had my heart pumping fast while watching the guys play yesterday esp during the last 4mins ,I wouldn't have slept well if those guys didn't pull through.

I think your team still has a lot of issues to deal with. Someone with a tendency to have a rise in BP could collapse if watching Man U match these days wink

. I'm glad they didn't allow an equalizer sha

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:52am On Sep 28, 2014

AirborneLacer: Morning Bluv.
You must be surprised I hit the bar this early on a Sunday.
I just wanna do something new today - drink in a pub on a holy day

You're welcome to do so sire wink

. I believe that also means a different drink for you - like say nitlad's favorite for a change? cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:48am On Sep 28, 2014

nitlad: Tah! You wen dey yoppie to the fullest, come dey bobo me for here.
Ah nor modify anything jor. . .
Isalegangan is in Ile-Ife, learning the 16 Oju Odus.

Bwahahahah cheesy

. Baba why I go dey whyne you na? grin

I sabi say you just lay low noni cheesy

I dey look for those angry heads wey dey there I nor see cheesy

Ok. Me sef go soon go ile ife go learn wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:42am On Sep 28, 2014

neighy: smh *DNT TAWK 2 ME AGAIN.. xo u wia playing me *ggrrr

Playing you in what sense o cheesy

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:33am On Sep 28, 2014

neighy: gives him Cold and catarrh syrup* Morning boss...

*collects the syrup and drinks it all grin

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[img]http://www.streetnewsservice.org/umbraco/ImageGen.ashx?image=%2Fmedia%2F502013%2Fsns_cough_syrup2.jpg[/img]

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:16am On Sep 28, 2014

lertee: Morning sir,hope you slept well.

Mowapa o

. Slept like a baby with no worries wink

. How about you?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:14am On Sep 28, 2014

nitlad: Baba o! Na you!

Rankadede sir!!! Na your footsteps I dey follow o grin

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This your siggy sha, na soso modifications cheesy

BTW, e don tey wey I see isalegan2.

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:10am On Sep 28, 2014

neighy: l0l its obvious jbluv55 has no contender... Instead of watching u two play{which am tayad of} i flew to turkey{1st class ofcos} to get my Tuxedo measurement down...by the nation best fashion designer... As i might be the BESTMAN of JBLUV55... And also look like a cool husband/BF to either APRIL07, STENON or both... #DONE

MarquiseT wia hath thou...

Hmmmmm...... lipsrsealed

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:08am On Sep 28, 2014

lertee: Wow,if only I could give a thousand likes..this is beautiful.

Good morning and Thanks ma'am

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:59am On Sep 28, 2014

AirborneLacer: Asin eh, panties here n' there.

Ninja is blessed

Buhehehehe cheesy

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Not to worry sire, I don't intend peeping @ your la....*clears throat*....... cheesy

Good morning BTW

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:55am On Sep 28, 2014

nitlad: Jbluv55 dey enjoy for here o. . .

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 9:54am On Sep 28, 2014

nitlad: Jbluv55 dey enjoy for here o. . .

Morning sire grin

. O to Jo meta cheesy

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Jbluv55(m): 1:43am On Sep 28, 2014

Ceasar1: Oga JB. Well-done woo.
I never know say Spaco.. ( Sorry, I can't spell it) na your type. Well done sir. Nice football lines.

Hehehe

. Thanks a lot sire

Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by Jbluv55(m): 12:38am On Sep 28, 2014

Idowuogbo: Chei Chei Chei Chei!!!!!

This joint deserves a full permit to touchery Nd smoochery mehn... oyinbo u gats compensate this lover boy ooo...he deserves it.

For the mamake cheesy

. O to Jo meta o. Na where you hide o cos me nor dey too see your brakelights o grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:30pm On Sep 27, 2014

AfricanApple: u sure can't eat that alone

jbluv55, give me this too, I'm salivating already

Here you go dear

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https://shop.peppersoupjoint.com/WebRoot/Store3/Shops/es136684/Products/ho_40407/ISI_EWU_2.jpg

Shey na with pammy also? grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:08pm On Sep 27, 2014

harlos: drinks and tablet all join

Them dey small sachet like chelsea own.

I see. I never see dem before o cheesy

. I go find out about dem sha wink

.

So make I serve you another drink na wink

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 11:06pm On Sep 27, 2014

Adufetohposh: it's not raining here, the weather is chilly though.
Yea I support manchester united *Arrogant Man-u fan *

Wow!!! You are a rival then cheesy

. I'm a diehard Chelsea fan wink

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What shall I serve you tonight?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:36pm On Sep 27, 2014

Adufetohposh: my day ain't bad. How bout urs?

Adupe l'owo Olorun

. How is the weather? Ojo se ro tan nibiyi ni grin

BTW, do you have any football club that you also support?

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by Jbluv55(op): 10:07pm On Sep 27, 2014

AfricanApple: I already know

oh! so u care. since Kelvin's party, u've been ignoring me. I'm fine anyway

Haaa!!! Ma binu dear, but you know that couldn't possibly have been intentionally na wink

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Bawo ni?

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