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naturally: Jbluv55 : can you run a bar/eatery in reality?Hehehehe, Actually yes! I do have an uncle who owns one in the North . I would hang out there in the evenings after close of work and assist him . HFOG: Did you actually think I took annoyance at your jokes with Luxanne? |
vosquare: good as usual.. ursWe thank God for everything . |
HFOG: Jbluv55...Please accept my unreserved apology if my jokes were too absurd or embarrassing. Please, ok? Really great work you're doing with serving everyone. Humbled by your graceful attitude and time it takes to actually attend to us one after the other. God bless your heart. Trust your night was refreshing. Do have a beautiful day. Stay pleasant.*Laughs @ her with amazement seeing that she didn't catch the joke ![]() ![]() *.........Good morning ma'am . *whispers to her*.....did you at any point feel I took offense? That video I put was just showing what might have happened to your cake noni ![]() ![]() . And don't mind me and Luxanne, we've always been like Tom and Jerry ![]() . |
Victoriousvic: Not hearing any sound o.Are you sure? [url=http://r3---sn-03guxaxjvh-3c2z.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?ip=82.207.21.90&key=yt5&fexp=900161%2C927622%2C931983%2C932404%2C932623%2C934024%2C934030%2C942470%2C946013%2C947209%2C952302%2C953801&mv=m&source=youtube&ms=au&upn=2SiQ76bBL3I&mm=31&id=o-ADdlYcj1Y-lR71zYNTwXtTKnWc-2R_P4FSg3xAAgpwKI&initcwndbps=713000&expire=1410329428&sver=3&itag=17&sparams=id%2Cinitcwndbps%2Cip%2Cipbits%2Citag%2Cmm%2Cms%2Cmv%2Csource%2Cupn%2Cexpire&mt=1410307724&ipbits=0&signature=104810F279566BA0F03E081286474FA19DFD3BD3.847A3D04A0001C3229E7CFCAE7F49520D74D7B69&title=BARRY+WHITE+-++Practice+What+You+Preach+Live]Download here then-2.3mb(click)[/url] |
alomosweets: Jb, why'd you throw one o' those under my table? Now, my left foot's hurt. Always knew they could pass for weapons, looking like that. Smdh. Vic, you're mean. Of all the toothpickers in the world...Must be that hairpin you offered me ![]() . |
Victoriousvic: Beennkumar has connections. ![]() ![]() ![]() |
alomosweets: So, when does this bar close?The bar doesn't close, people do . |
Beennkumar: Jb, what did you say?Erm......can't remember saying anything. I'm guessing She's high ![]() ![]() . |
Victoriousvic: Mbok, who's Barry White?A musician . *plays "Practice what you preach" by Barry White* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdg0iJJyyZM |
alomosweets: He's on here. Ask 'im. @jbluv55 ![]() |
Beennkumar: It's 5:03am here. ![]() |
Victoriousvic: Deep but true.Hmmmmm.......so your voice sounds like Barry White? ![]() ![]() |
alomosweets: You haven't even the faintest, man.Hmmmm........ *dials a cab operator's number to come over to com pick a lady* *whispers to her*.....a cab should be here soon to take you home ma'am ![]() . |
Victoriousvic: www.nairaland.com/attachments/1691597_images_jpeg_jpegeb6c065c105cfe1af50da1aeadfb7a99[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1691598_cream-in-a-glass_jpeg_jpeg378d9a9e4d9e31a5c8911c9d8c199578[/img]www.nairaland.com/attachments/1691599_toothpick_jpeg_jpeg16a48ce66177806cc1c3b1b713cf8e03Your siggy though, kinda deep ![]() . |
SpcAgtOko: Nicki minaj new song.Which of the songs dear? Or shall I make a choice of song? |
alomosweets: Em, I don't need my hairpin anymore.Hahahaha ..... ![]() ![]() . So I'm supposed to pick my teeth with it? ![]() ![]() ![]() I can see that veteran's stuff is really working, init? ![]() |
alomosweets: Na correct wan you buy o. I...c-can't f-f-feel m-my f-f-face.Buhahahaha ![]() ![]() . Girl, shall I bring legend extra stout for you to miw it and just maybe you may start feeling more than just your face ![]() ![]() . |
SpcAgtOko: Which song?,You make the choice of song dear ![]() . |
alomosweets: Em...you gat protection? From Udo-Obots?Sure . You are safe as long as its a drink and not some form of blaze ![]() . |
dre11: OK boss ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Victoriousvic: So, what do you want sir?Erm.......some fried chicken should do the trick and a glass of Irish cream ![]() . And of course don't forget that I'll be needing toothpick . |
alomosweets: Still waiting for that drank.Served ![]() |
Victoriousvic: I have not refused o.okies. Waiting ![]() |
alomosweets: I thought you was the waiter.I am the waiter but the brotherman is celebrating today . And so I deserve to be served too ![]() ![]() . |
SpcAgtOko: I sleep as much as you.Shall we have our dance tonight then? ![]() |
alomosweets: Mayne, i need that purp.Buhahahaha ![]() . Here you go ma'am . [img]http://streetknowledge.files./2011/10/drank.png[/img] |
Elantracey: who told you you deserve it, how are you jareTracey, howdy dearie? |
SpcAgtOko: N8!!!Hey melady . Thot you had gone to sleep . |
dre11: That will be good...Hmmm...... ![]() ![]() . We go find location for backyard where the hmmmmming can continue without causing commotion ![]() ![]() . |
Beennkumar: Oh cool. I wish I could speak the language., but it's so difficult.Nothing is difficult if you put your mind to it sire ![]() |
alomosweets: Akwa Ibom, actually.Hmmmmm.......*takes pen and paper and jots down additional info, thinking: "things seem to be getting clearer" * ![]() |
Silkmoth33:Alright sire . Hope you enjoyed yourself . |
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